Ah, the ⑨. Truly a wonder of the universe. Many people consider them a plague upon the earth, however. (cut to an image of Rotom parafusing a Jumpluff whist spamming Hex) These people are also extremely overpowered. Let's call them, ugh, "Godmodders", for convenience's sake. I could go on and on about these stupid overpowered things, but that's a story for another day.
But why is it that ⑨s are frowned upon in the godmodding community? That, is what we're here to find out.
Here, we see a ⑨ in its natural habitat. This, is the ⑨ Pool, where ⑨s come to hang out. However, (cut to an image of Rotom discharging the crap out of the ⑨s) this makes them an easy target for godmodders that have attacks that affect a wide area. Upon further examination, we can conclude that the godmodders see the ⑨s as free EXP. Perhaps they're planning a Genocide? We can't have that, now can we? This is only ONE of the reasons I hate godmodders.
Here we have the local expert on ⑨-ology, Some idiot named RSB.
Can someone get me the idiot who wrote this crap so I can thoroughly wipe the floor with their face?
ANYWAY, Let me tell you one thing about ⑨s... THEY CAN GO RIGHT TO THE DISTORTION WORLD FOR ALL I CARE! Also, there is no individual who is any more than a ⑨ than a certain Ice Fairy could be. Allow me to tell you about, CIRNO. On the surface, Cirno is a freaking BAKA that thinks she's the strongest. She even left a safespot in one of her spell cards once. Although, said safespot has been corrected. However, within that fairy lies a sealed-off creature, a being known as Sariel. Sure, it may SOUND like Asriel's name with the A and S swapped, but that doesn't change the fact that she is one of the ONLY beings able to beat Fantasy Heaven. Imagine a simple fairy literally becoming the angel of death one day. It'd be a disaster amongst EVERYONE. Who's to say all the OTHER ⑨s aren't hiding something within them that could blow up the world!?
...Good point. Anyway, that concludes the review. While we haven't unlocked ALL the mysteries of ⑨s, we can at least say one of them could blow up the universe. And with that, this concludes my documentary. Have a good one, gentlemen/ladies!
The Secret of ⑨s: A Documentary Posted by RotomSlashBlast on March 2nd, 2017 at 9:04am Viewed 427 Times