Well, I've seen this work well in other forums, so as part of our Forum Game Movement, I've decided to create a "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread here. The premise is relatively simple, someone posts a wish of theirs, and the following poster will grant and corrupt that wish in the most creative way possible! That poster will then make the next wish, and thus continue the chain for example.
"Poster 1: I wish to become king!" "Poster 2: Your wish is granted, but you're only king for a day before you're uprooted. Next, I wish for [insertwish.]"
Simple, right? It's basically a monkey-paw's style game! MMRPG rules still apply here, and obviously you can't respond to your own wish. Oh, and the goal isn't see how fast you can post and corrupt, moreso how creatively can you corrupt the previous person's wish. So, let the corrupting....Begin!
The first wish to start us off is; I want a million dollars!
Forum Game: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted by MegaBossMan on November 22nd, 2015 at 6:08pm Viewed 7008 Times
@Serpent Man : Granted, but the saxophone possesses you and pokes your eye out. I think Earth is starting to have a ghost problem. I wish for a guitar.
Posted on February 3rd, 2016 at 6:08pmEdited on 2016/02/03 at 6:17pm
Posted 2016/02/03 at 6:08pmEdited 2016/02/03 at 6:17pm
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@Waluigi Man : Granted, The world is peaceful, and you have recieved all the fries in the world, and since you won't share, the world starts rioting and burn all of your fries!
I want to wear jeans that feel like sweatpants so I can be fashionable and comfortable at the same time
@MusicalKitty : Granted! You now have skinny skinny jeans that really do need the work "skinny" twice. Also, they feel like pants that were made out of sweat. At least you can be fashionable and comfortable in your own special way... kinda.
@Retro Sneasel : Granted, but when the world ends, you are stuck suffering in the cold vacuum of space from lack of oxygen for all of eternity, unless you just so happen to reach a planet that also has oxygen. Of course, then that world could also end and you'll go through the same thing over and over again for all of eternity. ...Maybe I should've stopped at the lack of oxygen part, huh? I wish I was the king of my own island. And I mean a decent-sized one, not a tiny one or a large one.
@Beta Man : Granted! You are King of the "Cat Island" of South Japan! Unfortunately, the inhabitants (Lots of cats and a few humans) aren't interested enough to acknowledge your Kinglyness
Granted! You're now the best at proclaiming your egoistical prowess and aspirations! If people thought MBM was a show-off, wait until they get a load of the new you!
I wish for a hilarious or ironic coincidence to occur right now, either or. Someone saying how much they hate it when people slip on banana peels and slipping on one right afterwards or something, go ahead and surprise me.
Posted on February 4th, 2016 at 7:19pmEdited on 2016/02/04 at 7:20pm
Posted 2016/02/04 at 7:19pmEdited 2016/02/04 at 7:20pm
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@Creeper Man : Granted...? I'm not sure anymore... All the potato/french fries lovers seem to be angry at you for making all the french fries and potatoes in the world dissapear forever. I wish for a thing because idk.
@Creeper Man : Granted! You are randomly teleported to first place in a footrace you never entered... All the way in Japan! Have fun, the flight home is going to take a long time... Or you could stay and try to take advantage of Japan getting a few video games first. (Like Pokemon) I wish for a boulder too heavy for even catapults to launch! I also don't want it over my head, please.
@SWEGManIV : Granted! CD-i Link is now planned to be Smash DLC... For the next game. Which is long enough to wait for, and then there's the wait for his DLC release. And even after that, he gets removed later on for his one attack, which is super OP: The "Well, Ex-cuuuuse me!" attack. I wish for a world without war and crime.
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