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Forum Game: Corrupt-A-Wish!

November 22nd, 2015 at 6:08pm
 
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Well, I've seen this work well in other forums, so as part of our Forum Game Movement, I've decided to create a "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread here. The premise is relatively simple, someone posts a wish of theirs, and the following poster will grant and corrupt that wish in the most creative way possible! That poster will then make the next wish, and thus continue the chain for example.

"Poster 1: I wish to become king!"
"Poster 2: Your wish is granted, but you're only king for a day before you're uprooted. Next, I wish for [insertwish.]"

Simple, right? It's basically a monkey-paw's style game! MMRPG rules still apply here, and obviously you can't respond to your own wish. Oh, and the goal isn't see how fast you can post and corrupt, moreso how creatively can you corrupt the previous person's wish. So, let the corrupting....Begin!

The first wish to start us off is; I want a million dollars!



Forum Game: Corrupt-A-Wish!
Posted by MegaBossMan on November 22nd, 2015 at 6:08pm
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Kirbologist
 
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Posted on December 1st, 2015 at 12:55am
Posted 2015/12/01 at 12:55am
#1
GRANTED! You and your dolphin sidekick fulfill every buddy-cop scenario and cliche, including hating having to work as a team at first and getting fired, while your sidekick tries to persuade the chief to enroll you back in.

I wish that I could think of more wishes.
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TheDoc
 
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Posted on December 1st, 2015 at 1:16am
Posted 2015/12/01 at 1:16am
#2
Granted! However, you can't actually wish for anything you come up with...

I wish that I could summon and eat any kind of food that I wanted whenever I wanted. Sorry, I'm hungry...
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Posted on December 1st, 2015 at 7:06am
Posted 2015/12/01 at 7:06am
#3
@TheDoc : Granted! You could now do that, but you can't eat it.
I wish for a fun Christmas! (Even though as I post this, it is currently the 1st of December)
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Kirbologist
 
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Posted on December 1st, 2015 at 9:51pm
Posted 2015/12/01 at 9:51pm
#4
GRANTED! Fun Christmas you do get, but you don't get to celebrate Hanukkah :(

I wish that I'll have a safe and more enjoyable trip to China than I did last year.
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Posted on December 1st, 2015 at 9:55pm
Posted 2015/12/01 at 9:55pm
#5
Granted! You will have safe travels on your way to China, Texas. Yes, that's a place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China,_Texas

I wish to not have a brutally cold winter.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on December 1st, 2015 at 9:57pm
Posted 2015/12/01 at 9:57pm
#6
@Tobyjolly : Granted, but you get a brutally hot summer.
I wish for a rock.
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Kirbologist
 
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Posted on December 1st, 2015 at 10:01pm
Posted 2015/12/01 at 10:01pm
#7
GRANTED! *Throws a rock at Beta's head*

I wish to be able to control RNG
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on December 2nd, 2015 at 3:32pm
Posted 2015/12/02 at 3:32pm
#8
@Carologist : GRANTED! You said you wanted to be able to control R and G, right?
I wish for my head injuries to go away. (Thanks for that, Kirb.)
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MegaBossMan
 
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Posted on December 2nd, 2015 at 3:46pm Edited on 2015/12/02 at 3:52pm
Posted 2015/12/02 at 3:46pm Edited 2015/12/02 at 3:52pm
#9
Granted! Your head sprouts tiny legs and cartoonishly jogs away, off into the sunset to find success in Bollywood. Thankfully, you yourself are still up and running fine without it, but it'll be a heck of a story to explain! Way to go headfirst into that wish! I would've said "use your head", but, uh....

I'll go ahead and wish for the best and most well-written movie ever to come into existence.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on December 2nd, 2015 at 3:56pm
Posted 2015/12/02 at 3:56pm
#10
@MerryBossClaus : Granted! But you don't get to see it.
I wish for a list of wish ideas I can use.
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Kirbologist
 
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Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 12:06am Edited on 2015/12/03 at 12:19am
Posted 2015/12/03 at 12:06am Edited 2015/12/03 at 12:19am
#11
GRANTED! The list just shows different variations of the wish: "I wish for a list of wish ideas I can use".

I wish I had Internet speeds as good as an average Japanese internet speed.
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MegaBossMan
 
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Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 1:24am
Posted 2015/12/03 at 1:24am
#12
Granted! Unfortunately, the "average" view of Japanese internet speed tends to contain a massive monster threat taking down literally every form of technology while rampaging across the city literally every week. Sorry, but Godzilla's got more things to worry about than your internet connection.

I wish for a pet moose named Brutus.
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Tobyjoey
 
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Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 5:55am Edited on 2015/12/03 at 6:03am
Posted 2015/12/03 at 5:55am Edited 2015/12/03 at 6:03am
#13
@MerryBossClaus : Granted! You get a moose named Brutus. Unfortunately, that moose is related to Bullwinkle, so you end up getting the least intimidating moose who ever lived.

I wish I knew the ultimate groan-er awful pun.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 7:06am
Posted 2015/12/03 at 7:06am
#14
@TisTheSeasonJoey : Granted, but your body forces you to say it every ten seconds.
I wish for a book.
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Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Edited on 2015/12/03 at 11:05am
Posted 2015/12/03 at 11:00am Edited 2015/12/03 at 11:05am
#15
@Beta Blizzard : Granted! *plops down War and Piece*
Here you go! Hope you enj... wait, what are you doing? Reading it? No, you got this book to EAT. Bon appetit!

I wish for more wishes!
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ShuGen
 
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Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 11:31am
Posted 2015/12/03 at 11:31am
#16
@TisTheSeasonJoey : Wish been granted getting more wishes every day after three days you started to gain bad wish most of them were wrong which you dislike quickly
I wish to have super roboticized room
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MegaBossMan
 
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Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 3:41pm Edited on 2015/12/03 at 3:44pm
Posted 2015/12/03 at 3:41pm Edited 2015/12/03 at 3:44pm
#17
Granted! Unfortunately, when you tire of the new tech and crave some social interaction, your room promptly shoots that suggestion down with a hilarious yet terrifying and original response; "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that." Turns out the haphazard advancing of technology without any prior precautions didn't work in your favor.

I wish that I had just found 20$ in my pocket. Right at this moment.
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Tobyjoey
 
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Posted on December 4th, 2015 at 10:31am
Posted 2015/12/04 at 10:31am
#18
@MerryBossClaus : Granted! Reach into your pocket this exact moment of me writing, and you will find $20. You are reading this at the time of me writing this, right?

I wish the days were longer.
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Posted on December 4th, 2015 at 12:41pm
Posted 2015/12/04 at 12:41pm
#19
gemini-man_alt ...Granted! You now live (at the time of this posting) at the South Pole, where the sunlight reaches the sky almost 24 hours a day! When the seasons change, though, you will have darkness for 24 hours a day. Besides, how do you intend to sleep during the day? ring-ring

I wish I was immune to all of the illnesses in the world, including the common cold. ring-ring-3
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on December 4th, 2015 at 4:16pm
Posted 2015/12/04 at 4:16pm
#20
@TinyTailsMK4 : Granted! By gaining an illness from another world, you gained immunity from the illnesses on Earth!
I wish I could go to the moon.
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