Well, I've seen this work well in other forums, so as part of our Forum Game Movement, I've decided to create a "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread here. The premise is relatively simple, someone posts a wish of theirs, and the following poster will grant and corrupt that wish in the most creative way possible! That poster will then make the next wish, and thus continue the chain for example.
"Poster 1: I wish to become king!" "Poster 2: Your wish is granted, but you're only king for a day before you're uprooted. Next, I wish for [insertwish.]"
Simple, right? It's basically a monkey-paw's style game! MMRPG rules still apply here, and obviously you can't respond to your own wish. Oh, and the goal isn't see how fast you can post and corrupt, moreso how creatively can you corrupt the previous person's wish. So, let the corrupting....Begin!
The first wish to start us off is; I want a million dollars!
Forum Game: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted by MegaBossMan on November 22nd, 2015 at 6:08pm Viewed 7008 Times
GRANTED! You and your dolphin sidekick fulfill every buddy-cop scenario and cliche, including hating having to work as a team at first and getting fired, while your sidekick tries to persuade the chief to enroll you back in.
@TheDoc : Granted! You could now do that, but you can't eat it. I wish for a fun Christmas! (Even though as I post this, it is currently the 1st of December)
Posted on December 2nd, 2015 at 3:46pmEdited on 2015/12/02 at 3:52pm
Posted 2015/12/02 at 3:46pmEdited 2015/12/02 at 3:52pm
#9
Granted! Your head sprouts tiny legs and cartoonishly jogs away, off into the sunset to find success in Bollywood. Thankfully, you yourself are still up and running fine without it, but it'll be a heck of a story to explain! Way to go headfirst into that wish! I would've said "use your head", but, uh....
I'll go ahead and wish for the best and most well-written movie ever to come into existence.
Granted! Unfortunately, the "average" view of Japanese internet speed tends to contain a massive monster threat taking down literally every form of technology while rampaging across the city literally every week. Sorry, but Godzilla's got more things to worry about than your internet connection.
Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 5:55amEdited on 2015/12/03 at 6:03am
Posted 2015/12/03 at 5:55amEdited 2015/12/03 at 6:03am
#13
@MerryBossClaus : Granted! You get a moose named Brutus. Unfortunately, that moose is related to Bullwinkle, so you end up getting the least intimidating moose who ever lived.
Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 11:00amEdited on 2015/12/03 at 11:05am
Posted 2015/12/03 at 11:00amEdited 2015/12/03 at 11:05am
#15
@Beta Blizzard : Granted! *plops down War and Piece* Here you go! Hope you enj... wait, what are you doing? Reading it? No, you got this book to EAT. Bon appetit!
@TisTheSeasonJoey : Wish been granted getting more wishes every day after three days you started to gain bad wish most of them were wrong which you dislike quickly I wish to have super roboticized room
Posted on December 3rd, 2015 at 3:41pmEdited on 2015/12/03 at 3:44pm
Posted 2015/12/03 at 3:41pmEdited 2015/12/03 at 3:44pm
#17
Granted! Unfortunately, when you tire of the new tech and crave some social interaction, your room promptly shoots that suggestion down with a hilarious yet terrifying and original response; "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that." Turns out the haphazard advancing of technology without any prior precautions didn't work in your favor.
I wish that I had just found 20$ in my pocket. Right at this moment.
@MerryBossClaus : Granted! Reach into your pocket this exact moment of me writing, and you will find $20. You are reading this at the time of me writing this, right?
...Granted! You now live (at the time of this posting) at the South Pole, where the sunlight reaches the sky almost 24 hours a day! When the seasons change, though, you will have darkness for 24 hours a day. Besides, how do you intend to sleep during the day?
I wish I was immune to all of the illnesses in the world, including the common cold.
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