Well, I've seen this work well in other forums, so as part of our Forum Game Movement, I've decided to create a "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread here. The premise is relatively simple, someone posts a wish of theirs, and the following poster will grant and corrupt that wish in the most creative way possible! That poster will then make the next wish, and thus continue the chain for example.
"Poster 1: I wish to become king!" "Poster 2: Your wish is granted, but you're only king for a day before you're uprooted. Next, I wish for [insertwish.]"
Simple, right? It's basically a monkey-paw's style game! MMRPG rules still apply here, and obviously you can't respond to your own wish. Oh, and the goal isn't see how fast you can post and corrupt, moreso how creatively can you corrupt the previous person's wish. So, let the corrupting....Begin!
The first wish to start us off is; I want a million dollars!
Forum Game: Corrupt-A-Wish! Posted by MegaBossMan on November 22nd, 2015 at 6:08pm Viewed 7008 Times
@TisTheSeasonJoey : Granted, World Emperor has opened up as an elective office, and the person who became the Emperor was Nickleback, who decides to play his music on the Radio 24/7, since you cannot complain, have fun with eternal suffering ;)
Granted! However, since there are no proper mechanics to teleportism that are proven, you'll be the first to figure it out. Apparently, for no margin of error, it carefully and piece-by-piece transport each of your molecules, which also results in incredible pain! But hey, at least you don't need a car anymore, right?
I wish for the sky to rain sprinkles. No possible way that this cannot bring happiness.
Posted on December 6th, 2015 at 4:23pmEdited on 2015/12/06 at 4:27pm
Posted 2015/12/06 at 4:23pmEdited 2015/12/06 at 4:27pm
#5
Granted, however, the sprinkles are Black Licorice flavored! And your city's mayor decides to ban you from the city for the pain and suffering you have caused!
Granted! Unfortunately, the hamsters are feral, and eventually, they stage a political rebellion against you and your jetpack. But awwww, aren't they so adorable?
I wish I could set up holograms, just specifically for comedic hilarity.
Posted on December 7th, 2015 at 7:40amEdited on 2015/12/07 at 7:47am
Posted 2015/12/07 at 7:40amEdited 2015/12/07 at 7:47am
#9
@Beta Blizzard Granted! However the next morning, everything outside becomes a sticky mess, plants and crops left outside get ruined, and worst of all, the soda was diet!
I wish for a water bottle that never runs out of water.
Posted on December 7th, 2015 at 3:57pmEdited on 2015/12/07 at 4:00pm
Posted 2015/12/07 at 3:57pmEdited 2015/12/07 at 4:00pm
#12
@Brimscrooge : Sounds like something Bubble Man would do for revenge for calling him weak, but I guess it was only possible thanks to Toad Man, hahahahaha! Grr... ...I should probably corrupt Retro's wish and make my own now, huh?
@Retro Sneasel : Granted! All your food is replaced by edible sushi. I wish for an apple.
Granted! It's purely solid gold, so not only is it fragile, every and any Amiibo collector will envy you, to the point of multiple attempts to steal it from you, leaving you with multiple sleepless nights! But hey, if you keep it long enough for the stock market to crash, at least you can sell it then? That is, unless gold prices crash....
I wish for Santa Claus to regularly march past my house, and occasionally wave hi.
@MerryBossClaus : Granted, but every three months, Krumpus enters your house and steals one of your cuukees. I wouldn't try to stop him, though, because... Well, I think you know about the movie. I wish for Young Link to be in Smash 4.
243 Comments