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The Only Way to Defeat (A(n)) X is to Y it

July 11th, 2017 at 11:58am
 
RotomSlashBlast
RotomSlashBlast
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The premise of this little game is simple. You take a thing, and say that the only way to beat said thing is to do another thing to it. Of course, it doesn't HAVE to make sense; in fact, it's ENCOURAGED to say you have to defeat it in a funny way. Just nothing NSFW though. Also, try not to be too repetitive.

Without further ado, let's start making up ways to beat things!
The Only Way to Defeat (A(n)) X is to Y it
Posted by RotomSlashBlast on July 11th, 2017 at 11:58am
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on July 11th, 2017 at 12:01pm Edited on 2017/07/11 at 12:04pm
Posted 2017/07/11 at 12:01pm Edited 2017/07/11 at 12:04pm
#1
I'll start off. By the way, you don't have to say one phrase at a time.

The only way to defeat a power outage is to shine light on it!
The only way to defeat the alien invasion is to punch it!
The only way to defeat zombies is to bite them!
^ Top
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Copyie
463,148,659 BP
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Posted on July 11th, 2017 at 12:06pm
Posted 2017/07/11 at 12:06pm
#3
The only way to defeat the North Koreans is to use a laser pointer on them
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uraccountcrashed
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Posted on July 31st, 2017 at 1:37pm
Posted 2017/07/31 at 1:37pm
#4
The only way to beat Michael Bay is to write a sense-making storyline!
^ Top
 
Azure-Mage88
56,458,080 BP
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Posted on October 29th, 2017 at 7:50pm
Posted 2017/10/29 at 7:50pm
#5
The only way to defeat a ghost is to troll the absolute bejeezus out of them!
^ Top
 
NiceIce
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Posted on October 29th, 2017 at 9:31pm
Posted 2017/10/29 at 9:31pm
#6
The only way to defeat a Canadian is to pour maple syrup on them!
^ Top
 
Faust Lastname
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Posted on October 30th, 2017 at 4:32pm
Posted 2017/10/30 at 4:32pm
#7
The only way to defeat a sandwich is to make it tastier!
^ Top
 
nickabrick1216
1,454,439,021 BP
8 TP | 54 PP
Posted on October 30th, 2017 at 6:01pm
Posted 2017/10/30 at 6:01pm
#8
The only way to defeat a Bastion is with Genji's Deflect!
^ Top
 
Meta
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Posted on November 3rd, 2017 at 9:16pm Edited on 2017/11/03 at 9:18pm
Posted 2017/11/03 at 9:16pm Edited 2017/11/03 at 9:18pm
#9
(Since the last one was about overwatch and i've been playing bootleg overwatch Paladins, may aswell make my own spin on this)

The only way to defeat a Lex is with Lian's Ultimate!(Its way too op, I main Mal'Damba by the way)
The only way to defeat the loss of an Ally's health is with Gourd/Mending Spirits!(Mal'Damba's healing methods)
^ Top
 
Mighty
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Posted on May 9th, 2018 at 12:42pm
Posted 2018/05/09 at 12:42pm
#10
The only way to defeat a house is to have Crash Man touch it.
^ Top
 
MegaBoy
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Posted on May 28th, 2018 at 9:16pm
Posted 2018/05/28 at 9:16pm
#11
The only way to defeat Rotom is to delete all his Pokemon saves.
^ Top
 
RotomSlashBlast
1,672,748,382 BP
14 TP | 892 PP
Posted on June 23rd, 2018 at 2:23pm Edited on 2018/06/23 at 2:24pm
Posted 2018/06/23 at 2:23pm Edited 2018/06/23 at 2:24pm
#12
The only way to defeat an enemy stand is to use your OWN stand on it! Unless you don't HAVE a stand, in which case you're *REGGAE'D*.
^ Top
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