Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
Ninja Ghost finds the Second Sol Needle before Alternate Aeon could!
What that fool Alternate Aeon didn't realize was that I already found the second Soul Needle first! I only appeared in front of him so that I could copy his PK Hax ability and use it to pull it! ...Copying abilities just by scanning people... If only that was an ability I'm allowed to keep outside this roleplay. But no matter! Time to do the thing!
Ninja Ghost pulls the Sol Needle and escapes with it! ...Well, darn. It seems someone already stole that Super Gear. Oh well... At least it'll still help me with my goal of freezing time!
Beta Miser escapes the time freeze and goes to where the 4th Super Gear is!
Posted on December 14th, 2018 at 6:22pmEdited on 2018/12/14 at 6:48pm
Posted 2018/12/14 at 6:22pmEdited 2018/12/14 at 6:48pm
#4
Aeon's still charging.Alternate Aeon stumbles upon Needle 6, which is guarded by a fierce bunny! One PK Hax Sigma was enough to take care of it though, and he pulls Needle 6! PK Hax Sigma was upgraded to PK Hax Gamma!Proteon doesn't however, otherwise he'd have to have "Paralel" before his name!
Paralel Aeon starts going after Super Gear 4! It's in a crystal-y cave with spiky enemies all over the place! Thankfully though, by taking the 3rd Gear, he inherited the 3rd Gear Boss' ability to erase time King Crimson-style, and he manages to get through with little trouble, only for the midboss, an Azelf in a futuristic tank!
(Azelf:) It's Hiiiigh noon. (Paralel Aeon:) Wrong refrence. (Azelf:) Alright then smart, let's see YOU come up with something cool in the heat of the moment! (Paralel Aeon:) Uh, "You eat vegtable soup at the bottom of the ocean"?
The Azelf then starts having Vietnam flashbacks about how it was forced to either eat veggie soup, something it really hates, or drown in the ocean.
(Azelf:) WHAT THE DID YOU JUST ING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE !?
The Azelf then starts shooting at Paralel Aeon with a crapton of projectiles, including but not limited to, curvy lasers, rockets, BFG blasts, and Emerald Splashes, whilst reciting a certain navy seals copypasta!
(Azelf:) I'LL HAVE YOU ING KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY ING CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET- RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 3 HUNDRED AND -LICKING 50 CONFIRMED KILLS! I AM TRAINED IN GORRILA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP BAD IN THE ENTIRE UNOVAN ARMED FORCES! YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET, WIPE! I WILL WIPE YOU THE MOTHER OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY ING WORDS!
Posted on December 14th, 2018 at 6:34pmEdited on 2018/12/14 at 6:45pm
Posted 2018/12/14 at 6:34pmEdited 2018/12/14 at 6:45pm
#6
Yes, but that would be Parallel Protoeon. We're trying to differentiate these alternate variants as to not confuse the plot. ...In a roleplay that doesn't really have one, but regardless.
Unless you're saying that that's where Protoeon currently is. Which, in that case, how could he attempt to fix the problem with Universes 1 and 2 being in a Black Hole? And while I do know it was never specified which of the two universes were collided and sentenced to the Black Hole, I kinda just took it as such. Kinda Celestial Jewel's fault for not specifying, really....As the above statement was being made, Beta Miser stole the 5th Super Gear, and is on his way towards the 6th!EDIT: ...Just realized I'm trying to make sense... In a rp that's not supposed to. Welp.
Posted on December 14th, 2018 at 7:56pmEdited on 2018/12/14 at 8:10pm
Posted 2018/12/14 at 7:56pmEdited 2018/12/14 at 8:10pm
#7
@Beta Miser : Yes, that's where Parallel Protoeon is now. In the destroyed two universes, the real Protoeon entered an password, which was incorrect, he now tries, 9001-777-00. Parallel Protoeon steals the 6th Super Gear. Parallel Protoeon: You're doing well, Beta Miser, but with my Ultra Eon Buster, I will be your end!
Posted on December 14th, 2018 at 8:55pmEdited on 2018/12/14 at 9:01pm
Posted 2018/12/14 at 8:55pmEdited 2018/12/14 at 9:01pm
#9
Protoeon: Bingo! I found the correct password and now can travel to the 3rd Universe and support my allies! Parallel Protoeon: What!? My Buster has been damaged by a simple touch! I will upgrade my Buster to make it unable to be damaged by Miser and his abilities!
Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 7:21amEdited on 2018/12/15 at 8:43am
Posted 2018/12/15 at 7:21amEdited 2018/12/15 at 8:43am
#11
Protoeon just wrapped into the 3rd Universe and is triggered. Protoeon: Celestial! You better remove that Super Gear right now or say hello to my fist! Meanwhile... Parallel Protoeon: My upgrade is now complete! Beta Miser won't be able to damage it this time! I call it the Anti-Miser Ultra Eon Buster!
Pyre is completely lost at what is happening but suddenly... Pyre merges with Parallel Pyre (Alternate Pyre isn't real) and forms Magnum Pyre! Magnum Pyre decides to attack celstial jewel with a nuclear T-Pose for no apparent reason
Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 8:31amEdited on 2018/12/15 at 8:48am
Posted 2018/12/15 at 8:31amEdited 2018/12/15 at 8:48am
#14
Protoeon: Ughh... I been hacked... Where's help when I need it? Note: He needs a Super Gear to be repaired from the insane damage the Super Gear Celestial caused. Where's his Parallel self? He get a Evil Core that increased his power. [ Parallel Protoeon: Upgrade compete! Attack tripled! Defense quadrupled! Speed doubled! Resistances improved! Weaknesses compromised! Super Parallel Protoeon!]{empty_shadow_copy}
Aeon, whilst nobody was looking, grabbed ALL 7 Dragon Emeralds!Alternate Aeon, whilst nobody was looking, learned PK Magnet Omega, PK Lifeup Gamma, PK Shield Omega, and PK Counter Omega! He now has quite the telekinetic arsenal!Meanwhile, with Parallel Aeon...
(Azelf:) YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT ING TO ME OVER THE INTERNET!? THINK AGAIN, ER! AS WE ING SPEAK, I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET- NETWORK OF BAD SPIES ACROSS UNOVA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT THE NOW, SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT; THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC THING YOU CALL YOUR LI-
Paralel Aeon, through strategic planning, takes down the midboss, skips the boss, and gains Gear 4!
Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 10:15amEdited on 2018/12/15 at 10:26am
Posted 2018/12/15 at 10:15amEdited 2018/12/15 at 10:26am
#16
Protoeon, severely damaged, teleports to Parallel Aeon, looking for repairs. Protoeon: Parallel Aeon, can I have the Super Gear, please? Celestial... Has... Too... Much... Power..... Because..... He..... Has..... Super..... Gear..... He was disabled after completing his sentence.
You fools! Now that all the Super Gears have been removed from their proper places, time will completely freeze over! And since I have 3 Super Gears (since two are needed), not only am I immune to the time freezing effects, but I am also the most powerful being, with abilities to accelerate my own time and increase my power, with the 3rd gear nullifying any negative effects! And no, this is totally not the Double Gear System being added into the mix. And since Celestial absorbed one of the Super Gears, they can no longer be returned to the Clockwork Castle for time to be restored! tl;dr, you lost. Git gud, m8.
Parallel Protoeon returns to revenge Miser. Parallel Protoeon: Well, well, well. I won't be as easy to defeat as last time. I have upgraded myself to be more powerful and that "incomplete touch" of yours and all of your abilities won't leave a scratch on me! He damages Beta Miser and drops a gear and teleports away! He then mets with Protoeon.
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