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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 1st, 2019 at 3:04pm
Posted 2019/01/01 at 3:04pm
#1
Terra is another word for Earth.
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on January 2nd, 2019 at 7:25pm
Posted 2019/01/02 at 7:25pm
#2
plz remember this is the least serious roleplay ever
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 2nd, 2019 at 7:29pm
Posted 2019/01/02 at 7:29pm
#3
Huh.

You're right, Yoshi.




Beta Shadow decides to relocate Pluto directly to Yoshi's face.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on January 3rd, 2019 at 4:44pm
Posted 2019/01/03 at 4:44pm
#4
The VBFG 11000 fires at Pluto, which happens to be in the same location as Yoshi's face!
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 8:34pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 8:34pm
#5
*A large magnetic cloud containing metal re-approaches*
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 8:42pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 8:42pm
#6
Oh, look. That thing is back.
Well, I have nothing better to do.

Beta Shadow teleports himself to the exact location of the large magnetic cloud.
Finally. No thanks to that stupid announcer voice-text-thing, I finally repaired my oven.
I'm not going to start that whole joke up again, though. I'm pretty sure that meme is dead.
Now, what else was on my To-Do List... 1. Troll with Alternate Aeon. Check. 2. Steal one of the Sol Needles so that Alternate Aeon couldn't get them all. ...A bit of a failure, but check. ...2 1/2. Fix Oven. Check.
...Oh yeah, I need to get some milk. Don't know why I need milk, but I think Reaper's just having problems coming up with a plot.

So Ninja Ghost goes to the store to get some heccing milk.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 9:41pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 9:41pm
#7
*A large sphere can be barely seen thru the debris*
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 9:42pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 9:42pm
#8
*Nearby scraps of metal are drawn to the sphere, with even Beta being drawn closer to it*
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 10:31pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 10:31pm
#9
Beta Shadow notices this, and thus takes off his helmet, boots, and gloves. The rest of him is fine because he is, I repeat, NOT a robot.

Also, I was going to do a hair reveal for Beta Shadow. But no matter how hard I worked on the mugshot for it, it just looked stupider and stupider, so I'm not going to even bother.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 11:11pm Edited on 2019/01/18 at 11:14pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 11:11pm Edited 2019/01/18 at 11:14pm
#10
*The helmet, boots, gloves, and shades are drawn into the cloud.*
*The cloud slowly forms into a funnel.*
*Meanwhile, larger metal and debris starting getting dragged into the cloud, with a broken-down Met almost hitting Beta Shadow*
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 11:15pm Edited on 2019/01/18 at 11:21pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 11:15pm Edited 2019/01/18 at 11:21pm
#11
*Just pretend he doesn't have the helmet* *Avoids the Met* Ok...? And the point to it all was...?
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 11:38pm Edited on 2019/01/18 at 11:48pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 11:38pm Edited 2019/01/18 at 11:48pm
#12
*Suddenly, metal encases the broken down Met. A bolt of red energy is briefly seen before the metal dispases from the Met. The Met is repaired, but has notable holes and damage. The Met, still in the cloud, fires off a burst of gunfire directed at Beta.*

(Basically, the cloud has the power to somewhat repair and reprogram broken-down machines, using them in a way similar to that as puppets)
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 18th, 2019 at 11:52pm Edited on 2019/01/18 at 11:58pm
Posted 2019/01/18 at 11:52pm Edited 2019/01/18 at 11:58pm
#13
Beta Shadow just uses a reflective barrier to reflect the gunfire.

What, just because I lost armor, it means I'm defenseless? Oh, no no no. In fact, I never even needed it.
It's all just for style! Since you're a magic cloud of magnetic properties, I wouldn't expect of you to understand sty-

The newly formed pair of shades fly off of Beta Shadow's face towards the magnetic sphere.

...
To be fair, I both seen and had that coming.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 12:02am Edited on 2019/01/19 at 12:05am
Posted 2019/01/19 at 12:02am Edited 2019/01/19 at 12:05am
#14
After the Met fires off the burst of gunfire, the Met is thrown towards Beta. Meanwhile, the shades bounce off of it and are drawn into the cloud. The sphere slowly rises into the air, bringing the attracted metal with it.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 11:08am
Posted 2019/01/19 at 11:08am
#15
Trimarc then comes out of nowhere and Tatsumaki Senpukyakus the met into the sunset!

(Trimarc:) GET THE *REGGAE'D* OFF MAH PROPERTY!

He then fires a mouth laser at the sphere, whilst saying "BLARGH".
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Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 11:22am Edited on 2019/01/19 at 11:32am
Posted 2019/01/19 at 11:22am Edited 2019/01/19 at 11:32am
#16
Beta grabs the Met and throws it at the sphere to see what happens.
Well, I got the milk. So let's see what else is on this...
To-do... List...
...You know what?
THIS TO-DO LIST! I didn't even NEED to troll that Aeon! I didn't even NEED that Sol Needle! I didn't even NEED that oven, I don't even know where I got it!
For sake, I even got MILK! I don't need this ing Milk, nobody on my team even DRINKS Milk! *Tosses the Milk into an alternate dimension*
What I actually need to do is find a new power source so that I could actually defeat Beta Man and his idiot friends! But with those Omega Trees now Saplings, I have no way to collect Omega Stones!
And everything else here is extremely finite! Most of them are just 7 in number! I'm not looking for an infinite supply, sure, but there's too little of it! And besides, getting them would just attract everyone else who's looking for them, and I don't want any 3rd Parties getting into my universe- especially those of THIS caliber- unless it's to my own benefit.
But with EVERY SECOND I AM HERE I am WASTING MY ING TIME! It's not like some new power source is going to come out of nowhere and hit me in the back of my head.

Suddenly, a new power source comes out of nowhere and hits Ninja Ghost on the back of his head!

(Some music for dramatic effect

Ow! What the just hit m-
...Hm?

field-star_freeze


...
...Hahahaha...

Ninja Ghost laughs maniacally about his new findings.
Meanwhile in Universe 3, Tomline 1...

...
Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!

Suddenly, the glasses revive and restores Beta Miser!

Ha-ha! I am alive again!
And it's all thanks to my Magic, Indestructible-With-No-Exceptions-Even-If-The-Destruction-Has-No-Exceptions Glasses that revives me with no exceptions, even if the way of destruction has no exceptions!
It's truly helpful since it has no exceptions, even if that way of destruction has no exceptions.
...Hm, for whatever reason, time in this universe didn't freeze over.
But no matter! I can still freeze the entire world! And I'll start by-

Suddenly, a new power source comes out of nowhere and hits Beta Miser in the back of the head.

field-star_freeze


...Using whatever this thing is.
Meanwhile in Universe 3, Tomline 2...

...

*Suddenly, through a random portal comes... A carton of milk? ...That splashes upon Beta Miser's glasses!*

Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!

Suddenly, the glasses revive Beta Miser! But... Red?

...Finally.
...Hm?

Beta Miser but Red looks down and picks up the carton of milk that spilled on his glasses.

...Revived by milk... Typical.
But no matter... I, Alpha Miser, have a mission...
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Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 11:35am
Posted 2019/01/19 at 11:35am
#17
Alternate Aeon FINALLY decides to go after one of the Sol Needles! Specifically, the 4th! However, there's a big castle full of enemies guarding it!
Parallel Aeon 1 has the strangest feeling that Beta Miser may have revived. However, Parallel Aeon 1 doesn't recall there being any extra plot devices that Miser can use. Of course, Parallel Aeon 1 doesn't know about the Memelord Soul Fragments of Universe 3 Tomline 1, which are only compatible with people that are IN U3T1. Also, when a tomline's SOUL Fragment is absorbed, you can only absorb a fragment from the same tomline.
Parallel Aeon 2 has the strangest feeling that Beta Miser may have revived, but at the same time, it feels like someone ELSE was revived. No matter though, since PA2 just absorbed the fourth Memelord SOul Fragment, which gives him a 20% faster recharge time, and it ALSO unlocks his TRUE type! See the thing with the Aeons is that they are completely tpyeless. They don't even have Neutral or Empty as types, simply because there types aren't there. Yet. However, PA2 has now UNLOCKED his type: Space! He also gets a new color scheme and some decals that looks suspicously like the ones Trimarc has, but we won't be able to see this new design since I'm too lazy to sprite it.

(Parallel Aeon 2:) Alright, now I look somewhat decent. May as well gun for the fifth one now.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 12:00pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 12:00pm
#18
Ninja Ghost takes the new Starforce-looking Power Source and takes it to his home universe. He's officially out, folks.
With this strange object of ice cold energy, I can build a device that will FREEZE THE ENTIRE WORLD! I shall call it the Freeze-o-Tron!
Alpha Miser has warped himself into an entirely different area!

...So he's still collecting those so-called "Memelord SOUL Fragments".
...Why does he- and all his alternates- even hunt down these things? For power? ...They're just so much like that "Rotom" character their reaper ALSO created.
They didn't even bother to sprite the character at all... Which is extremely lazy. The only characters he has with actual mugshots are Rotom- a recolor of his species- and Adagio- a Mega Man edit who looks suspiciously similar to Deoxys...
...These "OCs" are all like this, even with my own Reaper... Either lazily designed, power-hungry and greedy, or both. ...This is why they all must be destroyed.
And soon enough...

Alpha Miser digs up one of the Seven Power Stars! Totally not a rip-off of the Power Moons from Super Mario Odyssey and the stars from Kirby Super Star, collecting all seven summons a large comet that will grant any single wish, with no limits or rules! Also, it cannot be collected by those who have collected, once had collected, or is collecting the Dragon Emeralds, Sol Needles, Super Gears, Memelord SOUL Fragments, or any other similar power source that has or will show up in this roleplay.

...I will have the means of doing so.

Alpha Miser goes off into space to find the other 6 Power Stars. Yes, the other Power Stars are all on different planets.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 3:10pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 3:10pm
#19
*The thrown met was sucked into the cloud and started to come undone, parts and chips scattering everywhere. Said parts and other metals were combined together and thrown at Beta.*
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 19th, 2019 at 3:14pm Edited on 2019/01/19 at 3:20pm
Posted 2019/01/19 at 3:14pm Edited 2019/01/19 at 3:20pm
#20
*During this, the sphere jolts to the left of the blast. Various scrap metal was swallowed by the mouth laser. The sphere then notices Trimarc and attempts to suck him into the cloud*
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