Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
Posted on January 21st, 2019 at 1:46pmEdited on 2019/01/21 at 2:42pm
Posted 2019/01/21 at 1:46pmEdited 2019/01/21 at 2:42pm
#1
You see... There was another split that was caused by the very blast that destroyed Beta Miser. And since you didn't account for Beta Miser's glasses- Could literally anyone? -you also didn't account for there being yet another of him that was created from the split. And what exactly caused you to happen? A simple matter. One of your creations, Ninja Ghost, bought a carton of milk just so that he could have something to do. And then he remembers why he came here in the first place- to find a new power source that would become the key item to his little Saga's plot, if it ever even happens at all- and had one of his little "temper-tantrums" and tossed the milk out into this so-called "tomline"- WHICH IS UTTERLY STUPID BY THE WAY. It's called "memeing", it's different for a lot of people. Humor is in the eye of the- Shut up. -and spilled it onto Beta Miser's glasses, allowing me to form. I don't know how, it's utterly stupid. But since these creations of you and your fellow reapers became so out-of-control, I guess it's poetic that a world meant to contain them would be equally as STUPID. It's not "stupidity", it's creativity. It's cringeworthy and deserves destruction! Even if there are any "good" OCs, not only are they outnumbered by the awful, lazy, and unoriginal creations, but it also inspires others to create such awful creations! And that's why, good or bad, THEY MUST DIE! Oh, please. Just because they're bad doesn't mean they should be destroyed! It means their creators need to improve themselves to work on something far greater! That won't stop them from creating awful creations as a "joke". But if they're not going to create something seriously, why even bother to create something at all if all they're most likely going to get is the bad end of the stick! Besides, you're one to talk about self-improvement. I will admit I'm too attached to my characters' designs to make an effort to make them not edits of Mega Man and the others. You're also one to talk about everyone deserving a chance to improve themselves. Tell me... When you see cringeworthy characters and designs, what do you think of doing? Well, I kinda just want to- Burn it all down to nothing. So tell me... What exactly makes you think you have any right to stop me from doing exactly that? The fact that you're evil AND an hole and needs to be stopped. ...Very well then. In that case...
Alpha Miser approaches and collects the second Power Star.
Posted on January 21st, 2019 at 3:49pmEdited on 2019/01/21 at 3:53pm
Posted 2019/01/21 at 3:49pmEdited 2019/01/21 at 3:53pm
#3
The Sniper Joes melt away to where they look unidentifiable. The sphere rushes down when it realizes that it feels lighter. The metal that it had encased itself in earlier was melting away with the rain. This had the (un)fortunate effect of causing the sphere to move faster.
Toad Satan attempts to melt the sphere It just makes it smaller and faster Toad Man sinks into the ground,to think about his sins...But something stops him He teleports away with the thing,Pharoah God(Because I'm unoriginal)
(Trimarc:) Well that was a load of .(Parallel Aeon 1:) Oh , that's right, the Proteons. Those holes.(Parallel Aeon 2:) Oh , that's right, the Proteons. Those holes. Gotta get my hands on some more SOUL Fragments before goes south!
Parallel Aeon 2 then heads for the exi-
(Parallel Aeon 2:) Wait a minute, I think I can take one of these guys now!
...Nevermind, apparently Parallel Aeon 2 is now gunning for the weakest of the 3 Proteons.
Tsk tsk. You wish to get in my way, don't you Protoeons? Well, you will not stop me from getting those Memelord SOUL Fragments! I need them to power my machine! ...At least I hope it works that way. I'd much rather actually have something to power my machine to freeze the entire world.
Beta Miser proceeds to generate a freeze spell the strongest of the Protoeons!
...Wait, which universe are they in right now? How are both Aeons able to notice them? Are they even in the right universe to be noti-
Up up up! Don't ask those questions, it's not supposed to make sense! ...After I gather the Power Stars, I think I know who I'm going to destroy first.
Speaking of, Alpha Miser has landed at the precise area where the third Power Star is located!
Toad Satan and Pharoah God return as a fused robot This robot is known as "The letter L" It copies robots it defeats and can transform into them at will
A Flying, piece of paper goes around, looking for somewhere to land, landing in... nowhere specific. Anyone can pick it up, and face the consequences within, and get rewarded if they surpass.
(guess i'll join in for a few messages hehe. ur mum ga-)
The Letter L is now swarmed by... Reggae? That's a whole lot of Reggae, enough to feed a whole town actually, if it were made of actual meat.
Reggae this, Reggae that, the Reggae's start pooping bombs all over the place, due to the burning of the paper. You are pretty sure they are impervious unless dropped into a eternal abyss, or locked in a place somewhere. Otherwise they'll follow you to the ends of the earth. A Pocket dimension wouldn't work, they are overly agile and seem hard to even trap in somewhere as small as that.
The bombs tick and they tock, you gotta find a way to get rid of them...
The Letter L summons Pharaoh shot to get rid of the mets. He runs into the birds and cats getting ready to use rain flush. He screws up and uses it 72 times at once.
...Hm. Even I cannot make heads or tails of where the Protoeons are in the Multiverse and what they're trying to accomplish right now. But now it doesn't matter, because I found the first Memelord SOUL Fragment!
And indeed he has found the first Memelord SOUL Fragment. He carefully picks it up and-
...He absorbs it and now he can't get rid of it in order to put it in his machine. Oops.Meanwhile, with Alpha Miser, with nobody to oppose him, he has successfully wiped out the entire civilization of the planet he was on and took the 3rd Power Star!
And now he warps off to an unknown, uninhabited planet that bears the 4th Power Star!
It's honestly surprising how little resistance I am getting from these people. It's almost like they want to be destroyed. ...Though, perhaps it's best I don't say such things and put my focus back on the mission. I'm sure that my "too stubborn to be rid of his terrible characters" counterpart is trying to gather a team to stop me as I speak...
And Beta Shadow is indeed doing... The exact opposite of that. He's pretty certain that everyone is too stubborn to help stop Alpha Miser, so he's stuck with trying to track him down. Unfortunately, it seems that he is quite tricky to track down...
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