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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on January 24th, 2019 at 6:28pm
Posted 2019/01/24 at 6:28pm
#1
The Tangos Suddenly Surived the Rain Flush and the Protoeons used Time Stopper, it was SO POWERFUL that, expect for the users and Tangos, everyone was frozen in time and nothing can save them.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 24th, 2019 at 6:36pm Edited on 2019/01/24 at 6:43pm
Posted 2019/01/24 at 6:36pm Edited 2019/01/24 at 6:43pm
#2
The sphere from earlier erupts from the ground, seemly unaffected by the Time Stopper. A heavenly glow radiates from it.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on January 24th, 2019 at 8:12pm
Posted 2019/01/24 at 8:12pm
#3
(Parallel Aeon 1:) Not in MY *REGGAE'D*in' tomline.

Parallel Aeon 1 simply uses the abilities bestowed to him by the Super Gears to prevent the timestop from even happening!
(Parallel Aeon 2:) Hey, get back here so I can beat up the weakest one of you, Gang Proteon! Yeah, that's what I'm calling ya guys now. U MAD?
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 24th, 2019 at 8:20pm Edited on 2019/01/24 at 8:33pm
Posted 2019/01/24 at 8:20pm Edited 2019/01/24 at 8:33pm
#4
The sphere is unaffected by time shenanigans due to an odd component inside said sphere.
The sphere's aura turns a light purple and slows down time on the Tangos, while at the same time using Flash Stopper on said Tangos.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:50am
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:50am
#5
The Letter L opens its eyes,Wondering whats going on,and tries to make peace with the sphere
But shaking comes from the rubble of...something...
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 6:43am
Posted 2019/01/25 at 6:43am
#6
The Tangos break free of Flash Stopper and mulitpied by 9001. SO MANY TANGOS.
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deadacc
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 1:09pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 1:09pm
#7
The entire swarm of Reggae is destroyed, lying on the ground, having partly dissolved from the acid of Rain Flush.
But they multiply, more of them laying bombs everywhere, plus the remaining bombs that are still lying on the ground, not fazed by Rain Flush!

The newly multiplied Reggae charge at the remaining Beat's, ready to take the rest of them down, whilst all of them swear furiously!

W H A T A T E R R I B L E N I G H T T O H A V E A C U R S E

2...
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 2:17pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 2:17pm
#8
900,100,000,000 TANGO ATTACK
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 4:24pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 4:24pm
#9
The 2 Beats, seeing that they are outnumbered and outgunned by the Tangos and the Reggae, let out a piercing cry before being destroyed.

A large army of...something...heard its cry...

Meanwhile, the sphere seems to either ignore or understand "The Letter L" and attempts to take off.
Before it goes, it emits a red aura and hatches the egg bombs with heat.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:10pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:10pm
#10
(Parallel Aeon 2:) Stop ignoring me.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:33pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:33pm
#11
Suddenly, A rusting Big Eye attempts to crush Parallel Aeon 2.
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:36pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:36pm
#12
RUSH!!!
*SUDDENLY, THE TANGOS AND RUSHES DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, AND THE PROTO TRIO GET THE OTHER FOUR POWER STARS*
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:43pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:43pm
#13
Only problem with the Protoeons' plans: The Power Stars cannot be obtained by those who have already collected, or tried to collect, things such as the Dragon Emeralds, Sol Needles, Memelord SOUL Fragments, ect. And since hunting these sort of things down is kinda their thing, they are incapable of obtaining them. Instead, trying to even interact with them is like interacting with a hologram or a ghost, except not even those could interact with such physically either.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:51pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:51pm
#14
Parallel Aeon 2 then pulls the weakest proteon into Universe 3 Tomline 2!
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:52pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:52pm
#15
@Beta Shadow : You are crazy?!
That means the Tangos and Rushes are holograms too?!?!
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deadacc
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:53pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:53pm
#16
Being surrounded by Tango's, the Reggae are unsure of what to do except swear for mercy and quite literally, swear, saying that Cats are better than f***in dogs and birds, they should all be destroyed in a few minutes at this point, by the bombs, the Tango's, or the army of... something, in the distance.

1...
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:53pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:53pm
#17
@P. Eon : Parallel. Aeon. 2. Pulls. The. Weakest. Proteon. Into. Universe. 3. Tomline. 2.

Can you please stop ignoring me by the way?

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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:54pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:54pm
#18
@P. Eon : ...


No.

But you never said they were the ones that collected them. In fact, you specifically said it was the Protoeons.

And even if they did, what would be the point? Not only would the Tangos and Rushes be the only ones capable of using them, but they're literally animals. Robot animals, yes, but I would doubt that they would have enough sentience to make an actual wish.

And even then, they would need to know the Ancient Languageā„¢ in order to both summon the comment to make the wish AND making the wish to begin with. And Tango and Rush can only speak in Cat and Dog, respectively. And I highly doubt the Protoeons knows the Ancient Languageā„¢.

And don't think there's any power besides that. There really isn't.

And even if the odds were in your favor, you'd need the rest anyways. Which you'd need to take from me. And believe me when I say I don't plan on losing to a bunch of Proto Man rip-offs anytime soon.
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:54pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:54pm
#19
@RotomSlashBlast : Protoeon: Ahhhhhhh!
Also what about the Tangos and Rushes, are they holograms?
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on January 25th, 2019 at 5:57pm Edited on 2019/01/25 at 6:19pm
Posted 2019/01/25 at 5:57pm Edited 2019/01/25 at 6:19pm
#20
(Parallel Aeon 2: I'm sick of your *REGGAE'D*, unspecified Proteon! ZA WARDUDO!!

Suddenly, time freezes around Parallel Aeon 2!

Parallel Aeon 2 then starts punching the *REGGAE'D* out of the Proteon whilst yelling "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA", then afterwards he jumps high, and...!

(Parallel Aeon 2:) ROADA ROLLA DA!!!!!

Suddenly, Parallel Aeon 2 slams a steamroller into Proteon! Parallel Aeon 2 then continues "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA"-ing Proteon, adding insult to injury!

(Parallel Aeon 2:) Soshite toki wa ugoki desu.

Time then unfreezes.
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