Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
Posted on January 26th, 2019 at 9:28amEdited on 2019/01/26 at 9:32am
Posted 2019/01/26 at 9:28amEdited 2019/01/26 at 9:32am
#6
The Paper reads... "1 free wish from the D-Bag Genie, free of charge for one noogie and a kick in the nose! (not really, those last 2 things aren't necessary)"
If the paper reads true, you could attempt to wish for something, if you even believe in that kinda stuff, but it could prove to be useful, or if you're a heathen you could leave it for some other (poor soul) idiot to pick up. Would you waste away this chance to make your dreams come true? Might not be the best idea if the Genie *is* a D-Bag.
Beta Miser magics the paper over to Mighty somehow!
Remember, kids, never trust D-Bags! They are huge jerks! Beta Miser has a point, so why don't you off! I'll "f**k off" when all OCs are destroyed! Ah, a good ol' fashion slap fight. How lovely! ...Hm, both of them look very familiar for some reason... Oh, well! This should be a fun thing to-
Suddenly, the Freeze Rouge Star from earlier appears!
... Wait! Come back! I need you to power my World Freezing Machine!
Beta Miser chases after the Rouge Star. Meanwhile, Beta Shadow launches a dark fireball at Alpha Miser, who reflects it back at Shadow.
Just give it up, Beta Shadow. Even if you could kill me, my glasses will always bring me back! You wouldn't be so high and mighty without them, huh? Well, how about THIS!
Beta Shadow removes Alpha Miser's glasses and tosses them across the uninhabited planet. He then proceeds to annihilate Alpha Miser with one huge blast.
... Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!
Alpha Miser regenerates and kicks Beta Shadow square in the face.
OW! Ok, that didn't work... Stop wasting my time.
Alpha Miser Falcon Punches Beta Shadow, then warps over to the Rush that has the Power Star and steals it! He then proceeds to find where the Protoeons found the rest of the Power Stars and took them all before anyone could react!
The time has come. I shall have no more distractions.
Alpha Miser warps out to the middle of the galaxy, ready to summon the Wish-Granting Comet! (And yes, he indeed knows the Ancient Language™)
Posted on January 26th, 2019 at 3:58pmEdited on 2019/01/26 at 5:36pm
Posted 2019/01/26 at 3:58pmEdited 2019/01/26 at 5:36pm
#8
Guess what? I'm finally relevant to the plot again.
Now... How many Sol Needles do I have again, and which ones? I keep forgetting.Parallel Aeon 2 manages to find the 6th Memelord SOUL Fragment! This gives him +70 stamina and makes him 20% faster!
Unfortunately, since P.Eon never specified who the Tangos were attacking, so it can be easily assumed that Alpha Miser is safe from the attack!
...Also he is floating in space. I don't think Tango can fly in space. Or at all for that matter.
At long last... I can finally make my wish... ...But first, I must practice the Ancient Language™ so that I don't mess it up when I make my wish... *Ahem* Ym whis si rfo a lurty uniseedltcbtir oybd. Eon atht oanntc eb ddoteyres ro rhmdea, neve yb the adshn of a Rpeare. ...Alright, I think that should do it. Now to summon the great comet.
All 7 Power Stars are released by Alpha Miser, and begins to resonate...!
Suddenly in the distance, still chasing after the Freeze Rouge Star, Beta Miser appeared!
There has to be an easier way to catch that thing... ... *Looks over* Hm?
Htiymg Ragnd Naov, I avhe deercla eth ralit of lgcencltio all 7 Orepw Asrts os tath I may veha my hisw rdtgena yb uyor ueinnngd proew. WEL NED, ATW ZI RU SHIW? Ym whis si rfo-
Suddenly, Beta Miser pushes Alpha Miser out of the way!
I whsi taht I oudcl have atht Eezefr Uogre Astr ealntrnymep, lla to ymlfse! ...K.
Suddenly, Grand Nova glows, and the Freeze Rouge Star returns to Beta Miser, becoming his permanently!
... EHRT. I TARADNG RU SWHI. NAO EEF U DON INDM IAMM AETS ERH A WLEI BECSA IM DOBR N AHV IGOTNN TA OD.For those of you who are unaware of what has just been said (or don't want to rearrange the letters of literally every word), here's the version from the Translation Sub-Timeline, a timeline that only exists when a translation is needed!
At long last... I can finally make my wish... ...But first, I must practice the Ancient Language™ so that I don't mess it up when I make my wish... *Ahem* My wish is for a truly indestructible body. One that cannot be destroyed or harmed, even by the hands of a Reaper. ...Alright, I think that should do it. Now to summon the great comet.
All 7 Power Stars are released by Alpha Miser, and begins to resonate...!
Suddenly in the distance, still chasing after the Freeze Rouge Star, Beta Miser appeared!
There has to be an easier way to catch that thing... ... *Looks over* Hm?
Mighty Grand Nova, I have cleared the trial of collecting all 7 Power Stars so that I may have my wish granted by your unending power. WEL DEN, WAT IZ UR WISH? My wish is for-
Suddenly, Beta Miser pushes Alpha Miser out of the way!
I wish that I could have that Freeze Rouge Star permanently, all to myself! ...K.
Suddenly, Grand Nova glows, and the Freeze Rouge Star returns to Beta Miser, becoming his permanently!
... THERE. I GRANTED UR WISH. NAO EEF U DON MIND IMMA STAE HER A WIEL BECAS IM BORD N HAV NOTING TA DO.
In the distance of Grand Nova, a star can be seen in the supernova state. Right before it explodes, a rainbow colored ring surrounds it, preventing it from exploding.
Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 7:50amEdited on 2019/01/27 at 7:53am
Posted 2019/01/27 at 7:50amEdited 2019/01/27 at 7:53am
#15
No clue. But, it doesn't really matter, does it? Red attacks! 291097342 damage to Mighty! Let's get this started. Red attacks again! 74681287324 damage to Mighty!
Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 7:53amEdited on 2019/01/27 at 8:03am
Posted 2019/01/27 at 7:53amEdited 2019/01/27 at 8:03am
#16
Alright then, if you wanna fight... Mighty suddenly transforms into a shadowy-looking Metal Man ripoff. ...let's fight the RIGHT way! Mighty teleports behind Red and throws him into outer space. 9128460129356801293586019563901635 damage to Red!
Red engages Meta Mode and looks up. Hey, it's Page! Time to dance! Page attacks with powerful magic! 723854697432542857897653487668796321565467 damage to Mighty! I've been brought here because of the page number becoming a multiple of 10, might as well use the power!
Mighty puts up a shield and recovers 100^100^100 health. Heh... You've underestimated me. I'm just as well-versed in stupid combat as you, so don't expect to take me down that easy. TAKE THIS! Mighty summons several force beams that slice right through whatever are Red and Page's power sources/vital organs/whatever.
Blue senses trouble and comes in to help! Looks like ya need me again. Blue uses healing magic on Page and Red. Page was revived! Red was revived! Thanks for the help there.
Oh COME ON! Mighty recalls a good strategy Beta Shadow used wayback at the beginning of this and utilizes it. Red, Blue and Page are put in a box where they're undetectable and get sent into an endless loop of exploding, getting revived and then exploding again before they can do anything.
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