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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 9:49am Edited on 2019/01/27 at 9:56am
Posted 2019/01/27 at 9:49am Edited 2019/01/27 at 9:56am
#1
Grand Nova didn't actually care about the Supernova-state Star, whilst both Misers didn't even notice since Beta Miser is happy about what he obtained while Alpha Miser... Well...

HA HA HA, YES! AT LONG LAST, I GET TO COMPLETE MY MISSION TO-
You...

Dirty. Stuck-Up. Sadistic. Idiot Soup-Eating, Icicle-Sucking, Frost-Biting, Trash-Smelling, Star-Grabbing, Ice Cream-Licking, Beer-Drinking, Dog-Napping, Ice-Loving, Nerve-Touching, Cow-Tipping, Moronic! Spineless! Heartless! Mindless! Senseless! Throat-Choking! Spit-Gargling! Flip-Offing! Dumb-Faced! Sheep-Herding! Foot-Kissing! Self-Centered! Eye-Puking! Person-Shoving! Idiocy-Spitting! Ice-Gathering! Big-Nosed! Cat-Slapping! Life-Screwing! Bean-Eating! Fart-Clouding! Ghost-Busting! Bad-Tasting! Bubble-Blowing! Head-Spinning! Wish-Snatching! Back-Handing! Donkey-Handling! Meme-Spewing! Shameless-Plugging! OPPORTUNITY-GRABBING! UNCIRCUMCISED! DUMPSTER-DIVING! HORN-HONKING! SEWAGE-SWIMMING! LOUD-MUNCHING! TRASHBAG! CRIME-BITING! CARNIVOROUS! MAIL-ORDER WISH-MAKING IMBECILE!

YOU STOLE MY WISH! THAT TEARS IT, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR A**!

Alpha Miser proceeds to punch Beta Miser so hard, it could be felt throughout the entire MMRPG Multiverse! No, not just the 3 Universes and 2 Tomlines in this thread... ALL of them.

...OW! So you wanna piece of me, eh?

Beta Miser proceeds to launch shurikens of ice at Alpha Miser, which are empowered by the Rouge Star and... Completely blocked off by a barrier of flames. As such, the epic battle between Beta Shadow and Alpha Miser became the epic battle between the two Misers!
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 12:10pm Edited on 2019/01/27 at 12:16pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 12:10pm Edited 2019/01/27 at 12:16pm
#2
Mighty gets knocked over from the punch and promptly notices the ebic battle between the Misers.
metal-man_alt9This is getting interesting. I wonder if...
Mighty creates a ripple in spacetime that gives him energy every time one of the Misers' attacks hits the other.
Then he proceeds to watch while eating an infinite supply of popcorn.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 12:16pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 12:16pm
#3
Mighty's getting tons of energy from the fight, for the two Misers seem to be really at it! Perhaps it's due to the both of them being polar opposites...

Beta Miser, powered with Ice Magic, representing the fun-loving... er, "good" side of Beta Shadow. And Alpha Miser, powered with Fire Magic, representing the cringe-hating meme-corrupted side of Beta Shadow. Both opposites, yet equal in power. And considering they're both reapers, capable of creating and destroying entire universes (destruction depending on whether or not they or Beta Shadow made the universe to begin with), that's pretty powerful.

But someone else is searching for them, wishing to end their chaos once and for all. Beta Shadow, the true Reaper of his characters and universes, is wishing to put this madness the Misers caused once and for all.

...There's just one problem...

HOW IN THE ACTUAL AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND THE MIDDLE OF THE UNIVERSE*!?

...Yeah, this might take a while.



*When I said "the middle of the Galaxy", I kiiinda meant the middle of the Universe.
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 12:32pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 12:32pm
#4
Mighty starts glowing from all that energy, and he seems to have started to attract other power sources like a magnet.
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 12:40pm Edited on 2019/01/27 at 12:45pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 12:40pm Edited 2019/01/27 at 12:45pm
#5
You forget. There's an entire ARMY of us!
Windows 8.1 uses a laser beam to melt open the box, freeing them from the loop as well.
junk-manDon't thank me. Let's just go.
Red, Blue, Page, and Windows 8.1 make a combined attack to rupture a hole in space-time.
flame-manQuick, get in there!
The four jump inside the Rift and seal it tight.
freeze-manPhew, that was dumb. Then again, that is the point of this entire world-line, so...
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 12:45pm Edited on 2019/01/27 at 12:52pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 12:45pm Edited 2019/01/27 at 12:52pm
#6
metal-man_alt9Welp.
...
At least I have tons of power thanks to those arrow-headed weirdos fighting.
...And it seems the same power is allowing me to utilize MORE methods of gaining power!
Maybe I should go seeking for more rogue stars like the one the blue guy has.

And so, Mighty sets off into outer space to find more Rogue Stars.
metal-man_alt9maybe that supernova could be of use...
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BenPlusYT
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 12:49pm Edited on 2019/01/27 at 12:55pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 12:49pm Edited 2019/01/27 at 12:55pm
#7
The group uses the magical properties of the Rift to go back to the very first period of time in the world-line.
proto-manHey, Slime Golem! Stop it... wait.... what am I doi--
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BenPlusYT
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 12:55pm Edited on 2019/01/27 at 1:30pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 12:55pm Edited 2019/01/27 at 1:30pm
#8
The entire world line from the group's point of view was reset.
proto-man--o! No! I refuse!
They open the rift and fast-forward.
proto-manOh no, not this darn tra--
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 12:59pm Edited on 2019/01/27 at 1:06pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 12:59pm Edited 2019/01/27 at 1:06pm
#9
Mighty sees that the rainbow force field thingy around the supernova is actually THOUSANDS of Rogue Stars orbiting it really quickly.
metal-man_alt9Hmm, if I take those, the supernova will most probably explode half of the universe...
metal-man_alt9But maybe, with the power boost, and my power exponentially growing every second, I could restrain the blast!

Mighty collects the Rogue Stars, becoming the most powerful being in the universe.
Mighty tries to stop the blast!
metal-man_alt9HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mighty just barely stopped the supernova from exploding half the universe, however his ability to absorb power was extremely hindered in the process.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 1:11pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 1:11pm
#10
...Did an explosion just almost occu-

Alpha Miser punches Beta Miser square in the face, launching him into the nearest planet and continuing their battle from there.
Apparently Red's Group's time-shenanigans using the rift created yet another Worldline! Let's just call the alternates of this world-line...

...I got nothing. I was basically going to kill off the Beta Shadow of this new Worldline instantly anyways, so you guys are on your own naming the alternates of this one.
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 1:15pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 1:15pm
#11
The Letter L reappears in awe at what is happening.
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 1:18pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 1:18pm
#12
Mighty teleports back to the Misers' fighting location.
metal-man_alt9Indeed it did ...almost... occur, Miser.
metal-man_alt9Now, what to do with this ridicolous power?

Mighty sets up an invisible No-Taking-My-Power barrier.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 1:22pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 1:22pm
#13
Perhaps use it to not try and distract us.
Yeah, we don't need any distractions!

And then the Misers proceed to continue beating each other up.
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BenPlusYT
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 1:30pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 1:30pm
#14
Red Group... yeah I like that.
Red snaps out of it and goes to their original worldline.
[proto-manFinally, we can be important again.
The group votes on if they should interrupt the central conflict, using the POWER OF BEING SELF-AWARE. They unanimously choose to interrupt it.
freeze-manDid somebody order a pummeling?
junk-manWant fries with that?
flame-manHey, for being such good pals, I'll give you a discount...
proto-manTwo for the price of one!
The team makes a combined attack!
8137568741956781965738 to Beta Miser!
proto-manWe understand what we just did.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 1:46pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 1:46pm
#15
Owowow! Hey! What did I do to you!?
I did not ask for your help! Nor would I ever request such help from the likes of OCs like you.
THIS IS OUR FIGHT, NOT YOURS! NOW STAY OUT OF IT!

The two then proceeds to keep fighting each other, proceeding to even insult each other with name-calling during the fighting.
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 2:56pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 2:56pm
#16
FreezeDark appears:
ice-man_alt9: Hi, I'm your worst enemy, Beta and Alpha!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 3:10pm Edited on 2019/01/27 at 3:59pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 3:10pm Edited 2019/01/27 at 3:59pm
#17
I can't say for this buffoon, but indeed, you are my worst enemy. You ALL are. And I mean worst literally, for in my eyes, you are all GARBAGE. For you are lazy, unoriginal and terrible OCs. Your mere PRESENCE sickens me to my stomach, each and every single one of you! For you dare to call yourselves "original" when you're ALL just blatant copies of what actually IS original. I do not hold ANY OC, good or bad, in lower regards.
Your end cannot come soon enough, however... For I must PUNISH this fool- this so-called version of myself- for interfering with my plans for his own SELFISH and rather IDIOTIC needs.
I am tired of your kind interrupting our battle. BEGONE!

Alpha Miser casts an unavoidable spell that warps everyone but himself and Beta Miser away into the newly created Worldline, even if they happened to have any immunities, then generates a barrier around him and Beta Miser so nobody would interrupt them.
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 5:03pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 5:03pm
#18
The Letter L who had went farther away from everyone was surprised when he was warped.
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 5:34pm Edited on 2019/01/27 at 5:56pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 5:34pm Edited 2019/01/27 at 5:56pm
#19
Before the two spheres were warped, they dropped their purified cores in their designated locations. A grinding of gears can be heard around the shrine.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 27th, 2019 at 5:36pm
Posted 2019/01/27 at 5:36pm
#20
Oh wow, what a wide range that warp had. You must be mad, huh?
...Mad? You... Had the NERVE... The AUDACITY... THE ___ D**N B***S... TO STEAL MY WISH... OVER SOME STUPID STAR TO FREEZE THE WORLD FOR LITERALLY NO REASON... And you think I am MAD!?
OF COURSE I AM MAD! I AM P***ED! LIVID! FRUSTRATED! NOT A SINGLE WORD IN THE ENTIRE D**N ENGLISH DICTIONARY COULD EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FURIOUS I AM AT YOU RIGHT NOW! I WAS SO CLOSE! AN INDESTRUCTIBLE BODY, THE INABILITY TO HAVE ANY REAPER OR OC CREATOR STOPPING ME FROM WIPING THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE...
THE KEY TO RIDDING THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE OF THESE TERRIBLE FAN CHARACTERS THAT ARE COMPLETELY TERRIBLE, CRINGY, AND UNORIGINAL, ALL PUSHED ASIDE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY!
YOU RUINED MY MISSION FOR YOUR OWN, WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS ENTIRELY POINTLESS AND NOT EVEN RELEVANT ANYMORE BECAUSE, GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE! IT'S JANUARY! YOU! SHOULDN'T! EVEN! BE! RELEVANT!
BUT HERE YOU ARE, STILL ALIVE AND KICKING, AND TRYING TO DO YOUR LITTLE IRRELEVANT MISSION THAT NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT, PUSHING ASIDE LITERALLY EVERYTHING I HAVE BEEN WORKING UP TO, WHEN I WAS SO! CLOSE!
And you... DARE... Ask me if I am mad about it? OF COURSE I'M MAD ABOUT IT YOU ICE-OBSESSED PIECE OF SH*T! It's actually a good thing that your glasses will always bring you back, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO F**KING LOVE DESTROYING YOU OVER AND OVER!

...
Wow, calm down. It's just a prank, bro!
I AM SICK OF YOUR SH*T!

Alpha Miser tackles Beta Miser to the ground and begins pummeling him over and over!
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