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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on January 29th, 2019 at 7:36pm
Posted 2019/01/29 at 7:36pm
#1
"I am inconvenient."
"Oh course there is a YoshiTeam, there always is!"
"Then why haven't we been here?"
"Yoshi2018 was too lazy to log in."
"Oh."
"BTW Mighty, Ben Plus is evil and stuff."
"Ha, we cool."
MOSHIYEET facepalms.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 29th, 2019 at 7:48pm
Posted 2019/01/29 at 7:48pm
#2
The drones, figuring that their would be more strange visitors, were only slightly surprised that the Red Group appeared. One of them motioned the group to follow it.

Another tower is erected at the southeast border of the ruins.
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j
 
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Posted on January 30th, 2019 at 3:48pm Edited on 2019/01/30 at 3:51pm
Posted 2019/01/30 at 3:48pm Edited 2019/01/30 at 3:51pm
#3
Mighty resurrects the drone.
Mighty responds to Red Group!
metal-man_alt9Yeah, that makes sense.
Mighty joins Red Group!
Mighty shares his power with Red Group.
Mighty resurrects the drone.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 30th, 2019 at 5:21pm
Posted 2019/01/30 at 5:21pm
#4
The resurrected drone thanks Mighty and leads the group to the center of the shrine.
Another tower is erected in the northeast border of the ruins.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on January 31st, 2019 at 7:41pm
Posted 2019/01/31 at 7:41pm
#5
The Letter L responds to Beta:
"I actually have an idea on where the center is
Follow me
Hopefully we can run into some robots and I can merge with them"
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on January 31st, 2019 at 8:28pm
Posted 2019/01/31 at 8:28pm
#6
Oh, no, the ones I'm looking for is not in the center of THIS universe. Besides, I need to know how to find it for myself so I can handle the situation for myself by-
...Actually, scratch that, you'll know how it'll be done in due time. Plus I feel like giving you more power is probably a BAD thing. Not that you could actually merge with them since they are like me and are not robots.
...But for now let's see what this whole thing with the drones is about.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on January 31st, 2019 at 9:10pm
Posted 2019/01/31 at 9:10pm
#7
The drone points Beta Shadow and The Letter L to the center of the shrine.

A final tower is risen in the northwest border.
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Posted on February 1st, 2019 at 6:19am
Posted 2019/02/01 at 6:19am
#8
Mighty follows the drone too, noticing how well-made it is.
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BenPlusYT
 
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Posted on February 1st, 2019 at 9:34am
Posted 2019/02/01 at 9:34am
#9
Red Group chases after Mighty, wondering what the drone's purpose is.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on February 1st, 2019 at 12:55pm
Posted 2019/02/01 at 12:55pm
#10
Just because I'm 33 or so % Satan doesnt mean I aim to kill everything
Its just a nickname,or joke really...Anyways...I'm going to follow that drone
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on February 1st, 2019 at 1:10pm
Posted 2019/02/01 at 1:10pm
#11
Beta Shadow follows the drone.
Meanwhile, the Misers seem to be taking a break from beating the ever-loving out of each other. They've been going on for hours, so I suppose it would make sense.

You'd better not think of going anywhere, I still plan on kicking your a** back to the stone age.
Oh trust me, I don't want to miss my own opportunity to knock you back to the ice age.
You know, I truly question just why you're so obsessed over ice.
Hey, I don't question YOUR obsession over killing off OCs, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend.
And I'm not your friend, buddy.
Well I'm not your buddy, chum.
Then I'm not your chum, guy.

Well, THIS is happening now.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on February 1st, 2019 at 4:21pm Edited on 2019/02/01 at 4:38pm
Posted 2019/02/01 at 4:21pm Edited 2019/02/01 at 4:38pm
#12
The friendly Mets* and company arrive at the center of the ruins; a large shrine similar to a ziggurat. After walking up the steps, one of the drones enters the very center of the ziggurat. It becomes enveloped in a beam of light and disappears, revealing to the party that there is a telepad at the center. To where the drone was teleported...who knows?

*The Mets were the drones; I forgot to say something about that. Oops...
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 3:02am
Posted 2019/02/02 at 3:02am
#13
Mighty is very interested and follows the Met.
Mets are adorable.
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BenPlusYT
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 9:25am
Posted 2019/02/02 at 9:25am
#14
Windows 8.1 inspects the Met closer.
junk-manA-haaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Windows 8.1 is now in yet another worldline, this time in a worldline where Red Group never existed.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 10:07am Edited on 2019/02/02 at 10:08am
Posted 2019/02/02 at 10:07am Edited 2019/02/02 at 10:08am
#15
The letter L shoots the f*ck out of the met
he then travels dimensions and crap looking for Windows 8.1...planing to megre
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 11:23am Edited on 2019/02/02 at 11:45am
Posted 2019/02/02 at 11:23am Edited 2019/02/02 at 11:45am
#16
WORLDLINE 5 TIME!

Collateral Aeon was just chilling around, until one not-exactly-fateful night, something crashes into his face!

(Collateral Aeon:) GAH! What the hell was that!? wait, what the hell is this?

Collateral Aeon is then warped to a strange place...!


dark-fragfusion-star_spacedark-frag


(Collateral Aeon:) Seriously, what is going on.
dark-frag HI!
(Collateral Aeon:) Uh hello, Mr./Ms., uh...
dark-frag DARK FRAG A. DON'T WORRY, NONE OF US DARK FRAGS HAVE GENDERS, INTRUDER SCUM!
(Collateral Aeon:) Wait, what do you mean "intruder scum"!? I was WARPED HERE by some strange-looking-
(Collateral Aeon:) WAAIIT A SEC, that thing in the middle! That's the thing that warped me here!
dark-frag LIKE I CARE ABOUT YOUR SITUATION, BIG GUY! DON'T WORRY THOUGH, I'LL GET MY BOSS, THEY'LL SORT THIS OUT!
(Collateral Aeon:) UGGGGHH.

(by the way, please imagine the dark frags speaking in a Claptrap-esque voice.)
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 12:11pm
Posted 2019/02/02 at 12:11pm
#17
And the significance of bringing us here... Was...?
I'm not your guy, dude.
I'm not your dude, amigo.
I'm not your amigo, acquaintance.
I'm not your acquaintance, home slice bread slice.
That just sounds utterly stupid.
You're utterly stupid!
Alright, that's it!

The Misers return to beating the out of each other while GRAND NOVA continues to watch. Why isn't he bored with them yet? Because he haven't had this much entertainment in a millennia.
The Beta Shadow of Worldline 5, Collateral Beta Shadow- Let's just call him "Beta Light"- is actually very confused on how he got there.

Huh? How did I get here? Last thing I knew, I was busy in the Void making-
Waitaminute. If I'm here, then that means...
...Uh oh.

And so, all across Worldline 5, a large amount of mysterious objects are scattered around the entire Worldline. These objects are known as... The Alpha Seeds.



Will people be able to discover the secrets behind them? Only time will tell...


(Also, they are actually not within the same area that Collateral Aeon was warped off to. The same field- well, technically, a field known simply as "Field"- was used in order to add a sense of mystery to their true location... Also because I didn't feel like using the Intro Field and nothing else exactly displays a true mysterious vibe.)
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 1:22pm Edited on 2019/02/02 at 1:26pm
Posted 2019/02/02 at 1:22pm Edited 2019/02/02 at 1:26pm
#18
The Met who wasn't killed by The Letter L seem to want the party to enter the telepad, perhaps to help if they need it/want it.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 4:32pm
Posted 2019/02/02 at 4:32pm
#19
...Hm. Well, if it's help you need, then sorry to say, but I don't exactly have the time right now.
You see, I need to figure out how to get to the middle of the universe- NOT THIS ONE, mind you- in about... 14, 15 comments? So that I could stop two idiotic psychopaths from destroying everything with their feud.
But tell you what. As soon as I am available... I'll help out. Ok?
Don't worry, I'm good at remembering things, so I'll remember where this place was.
That includes... certain things.
...Brb!

Beta Shadow warps off. He'll be back on the 500th Comment.
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 7:19pm
Posted 2019/02/02 at 7:19pm
#20
"Oh no. Well I guess YoshiTeam will have to do more then ****talk"
Yoshi2019 gives Ashi a call.
"Um, it seems like we have work to do."
"Aw. I wanted to just make fun of Beta Miser."
"You will have plenty of time to do that later, we need to destroy the other multiverse characters to save the integrity and protect us from what happened during the alpha phase."
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