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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 7:35pm Edited on 2019/02/07 at 10:40am
Posted 2019/02/02 at 7:35pm Edited 2019/02/07 at 10:40am
#1
A Met attempts to tell Beta and co. that they wanted to help them, but the majority of the group seems to have warped away...
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 10:18pm
Posted 2019/02/02 at 10:18pm
#2
"Hmmm."
"How about we just commit war crimes?"
"That is a great idea! Where are the chemical weapons?"
"Actually, I don't think that would be effective on Mighty, we have limited resources, we put all of them on the war."
"But this issue might grow even bigger, why ruin the integrity of one for the sake of puttting useless resources on the integrity of a lost cause?"
"We'll work on that later."
Ashi starts programming illegal robots with homing machine guns.
Boshi starts robbing banks.
Yoshi is considering better choices for the plan.
Oshi is dashing straight towards Mighty.
Yoshi2019 is protecting the universe border.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 10:39pm
Posted 2019/02/02 at 10:39pm
#3
The drones start to work on something new, though what it is remains to be seen.


Meanwhile, a mysterious salesman attempts to sell Ashi weapons.
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on February 2nd, 2019 at 10:54pm
Posted 2019/02/02 at 10:54pm
#4
"Um yes, what is your inventory?"
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on February 3rd, 2019 at 1:52am
Posted 2019/02/03 at 1:52am
#5
The salesman answers in a sleazy voice;

"Well, let's see." He pulls out his suitcase from thin air and starts pulling out random items.
"I got Confetti Cannons, Pepper Spray, a rock, a coin gun, a rocket launcher that shoots rocks, the gist."
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j
 
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Posted on February 3rd, 2019 at 10:14am
Posted 2019/02/03 at 10:14am
#6
Mighty delets YoshiTeam.

Mighty feels something strange.

Wha? That's a lot of energy, but I can't trace where it's coming from...
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on February 4th, 2019 at 7:23pm
Posted 2019/02/04 at 7:23pm
#7
YoshiTeam came back because they felt like it.
Oshi reks Mighty with his LAZA Beam of DOOM!
Yoshi dabs.
Yoshi2019 arrives at the border.
Yoshi2019 obtains the closure notes!
Yoshi2019 read the closure notes!
"Destroy the Mega Man RPG Prototype Roleplay section."
"Darn."



"I'll take the Pepper Spray and the rocket launcher."
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on February 4th, 2019 at 7:49pm Edited on 2019/02/04 at 8:41pm
Posted 2019/02/04 at 7:49pm Edited 2019/02/04 at 8:41pm
#8
Trimarc then comes right the *REGGAE'D* out of nowhere and sprays Flex Seal at Yoshi2019's eyes!

(Trimarc:) That's a lotta damage.

Suddenly, Trimarc pulls out ANOTHER chainsaw!

(Trimarc:) HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE MOAR!?
Alternate Aeon starts making his way towards the seventh Sol Needle. However, he suddenly encounters a couple of Territorial Spruces on the way there!

 WOAH, where the hell did you guys come from!?
(Territorial Spruce A:) Right from dat bush over there, mate.
 But you're A SET OF MOVING TREES! How the *REGGAE'D* does a tree hide in something MUCH smaller than it!?
(Territorial Spruce B:) Uh... th' bush was really, really, big...?
 Okay, that sorta makes sense. Now I'll be moving along.
(Territorial Spruce A:) Not until we beat you up n' tear yer stupid hat to pieces you ain't!

Suddenly, Alternate Aeon fires off a PK Hax Gamma, utterly nuking the Spruces, but not before they blow the hell up! Alternate Aeon manages to survive, though.
Parallel Aeon 2 thinks that the seventh Memelord SOUL Fragment may be in a nearby mountain, seeing as there's a midboss in the way.
After a while, Dark Frag A FINALLY manages to bring his/her/their boss!

dark-frag HERE HE IS, BOSS! NOW BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF HIM!
oooo who's this mysterious person who totally isn't trill Dully noted. Commencing annihilation.

Suddenly, a trio of dark buster shots is fired from the dark figure's arm cannon, and grazes Collateral Aeon just barely! Just as suddenly however, a triad of yellow shots hits the dark figure!

mecha Oi, oi. Don't go hitting my summoner like that.
met Otherwise, stuff's gonna go down.
dark-frag OH SNAP, BOSS! THE INTRUDER'S GOT A MECHA SUMMONING PROGRAM! LET'S CHEESE IT FOR NOW!

The dark frags and the shadowy figure do just that. Then, Collateral Aeon gets the Rogue Space Sta- wait a minute, this is just a REGULAR space star! What the hell!? Talk about a ripoff. Afterwards though, Collateral Aeon is then teleported back to where he was. He has all the stuff he got from the encounter, too.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on February 4th, 2019 at 8:48pm
Posted 2019/02/04 at 8:48pm
#9
@RotomSlashBlast : You only knew that Mecha mugshot existed because I showed it.

Coincidentally, Beta Light just so happened to be passing through the exact same area Collateral Aeon was warped in!

Huh!? Where did you just-
Actually, nevermind that. Listen, I need your assistance for something.
You see, I was growing these things called "Alpha Seeds" in the Void when suddenly I was brought into this worldline. And to make matters worse, the Alpha Seeds became scattered all across the galaxy!
Now, I COULD gather them all, but that would require a trip across the entire galaxy, every single planet included. And unfortunately, I don't have enough time to do so.
But if I don't gather at least 20 of them- coincidentally enough to create an Alpha Stone- before I go back, my boss will fire me for sure!
...And by "fire" I mean they will consume my body and soul to fuel their own sustenance.
So will you help me scour the planet to look for them?
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on February 4th, 2019 at 9:36pm Edited on 2019/02/04 at 9:40pm
Posted 2019/02/04 at 9:36pm Edited 2019/02/04 at 9:40pm
#10
(Collateral Aeon:) Sure, nothing about that deal DOESN'T sound promising.

Collateral Aeon then decides to check out this "Mecha Summoning Program". It has exactly two summonable mechas; a Level 2 Met and a Level 1 Ring Ring.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on February 4th, 2019 at 10:11pm
Posted 2019/02/04 at 10:11pm
#11
You'd really help? Thanks so much!
(I kinda hope he isn't just in it to create an Alpha Stone and take it from me... But if that's the case then, hey, at least I sensed at least 50 of them in this world alone, h-heh...)
According to my senses, there is at least one of them in the far edge of the forest over to the East. That should be a good first start.

As Beta Light leads the way to the location of the first Alpha Stone, a mysterious figure watches the two from the shadows. But before anyone could even sense or realize the figure was there, it suddenly disappears...
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j
 
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 5:12am
Posted 2019/02/05 at 5:12am
#12
Mighty is still clueless as to where the telepad leads.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 10:48am
Posted 2019/02/05 at 10:48am
#13
The salesman gives the rocket launcher and the Pepper Spray to Ashi in exchange for $50. Before Ashi could pay, the salesman warps away...

The met from earlier warps next to Mighty and greets him. The Met notably has a yellow aura radiating from it.
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j
 
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 12:35pm
Posted 2019/02/05 at 12:35pm
#14
Mighty asks the Met about the aura and where the hell he is.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 1:31pm
Posted 2019/02/05 at 1:31pm
#15
The background and the floor is pitch black, yet you can see where the room begins and ends.
The Met states, "Welcome, visitor. You have been chosen to possibly save the universe should you accept the request. As for where you are, you are located in a place beyond time and space.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 4:02pm
Posted 2019/02/05 at 4:02pm
#16
The Letter L returns from wherever the hell he went
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 7:10pm
Posted 2019/02/05 at 7:10pm
#17
"Save the universe Mighty? You are about 1/3 the possible destruction of it."
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j
 
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 7:00am
Posted 2019/02/06 at 7:00am
#18
Shut up, Yoshi.
Anyway...
Yeah, sure. I LITERALLY have nothing else to do so yeah. Imma save the universe.
Also, what's with the aura?
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 7:53am Edited on 2019/02/06 at 8:15am
Posted 2019/02/06 at 7:53am Edited 2019/02/06 at 8:15am
#19
met : "The aura comes from the Electric Core I possess. My creators, bless their souls, had invented a way to implement cores into machines already wielding a core, like me! Also, while I can't cast things like thunder, my shots are electrified as a result of the electric core."

Short Version: Galactic nova will destroy the universe if we don't stop it from making another wish.

Long Version:
met : "Okay, story time! 10 centuries ago, my creators(which were called Formers)had invented a machine known as the Wish Core, a core that could bend reality. They implanted it into a machine called Galactic Nova. As my creators were a race of order, they believed that something should be safricied in order to make the wish. As a result, whenever Nova makes a wish, a inner part of him is destroyed. So far, everything seems good, right? Wrong! My creators didn't account for when there are no parts left to destroy. Eventually, with no parts left to destroy, Nova will set its eyes upon something new, the universe. In order to accommodate the wisher's wish, his programming will force it to destroy reality as we know it. Furthermore, we kept track of how many wishes are left before reality is destroyed; the counter just went to 0. One more wish, and we're all doomed."
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 10:09am
Posted 2019/02/06 at 10:09am
#20
Is Galactic Nova also GRAND NOVA, an alternate version of him, or just a separate entity entirely?
Speaking of GRAND NOVA, he's basically having the time of his life just watching the two Misers beat each other senseless. I don't think he's leaving that spot anytime soon.
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