Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 12:44pmEdited on 2019/02/06 at 6:29pm
Posted 2019/02/06 at 12:44pmEdited 2019/02/06 at 6:29pm
#2
The Met realizes that its the wrong nova and states that it is actually Grand Nova. The met also states the following before Mighty is warped away to the entrance of the temple:
Thank you. If you need help, let us know. Also, please remember that the Wish Core is unstable. If the core is destroyed with Grand Nova, it could have undesirable consequences on reality as we know it!
HM. I YLUAATC VAH THE RASNGT LFNEEL ATT UBSOMDY ES TAFRA ME. EYH. Y DNO U 2 HEINFS PU SO I OCN EVLE.
The two Misers stop and looks over to GRAND NOVA like he's an idiot. (Which, he kinda is.)
Are you kidding me? If you haven't noticed, this imbecile stole my rightfully earned wish, so he isn't going anywhere until he's had enough! Well I won't have enough until you are dead for being such a buzzkill! Well too bad because I can't die unless I choose not to let my glasses revive me, which I won't until my mission of wiping out all OCs is completed! Well then, what a darn shame. Guess I won't be leaving anytime soon either! Well then, GRAND NOVA, if you have somewhere to be other than here then just leave! You no longer serve a purpose here! ITS NTO TAT SIPMLI. AY C I AWAN CWAH HOW IDS ESDN.
The Misers sighs and goes back to beating each other up. GRAND NOVA continues watching, but is actually quite nervous. HM. I ACTUALY HAV TEH STRANG FELEN TAT SUMBODY ES AFTAR ME. HEY. Y DON U 2 FINESH UP SO I CON LEVE.
The two Misers stop and looks over to GRAND NOVA like he's an idiot. (Which, he kinda is.)
Are you kidding me? If you haven't noticed, this imbecile stole my rightfully earned wish, so he isn't going anywhere until he's had enough! Well I won't have enough until you are dead for being such a buzzkill! Well too bad because I can't die unless I choose not to let my glasses revive me, which I won't until my mission of wiping out all OCs is completed! Well then, what a darn shame. Guess I won't be leaving anytime soon either! Well then, GRAND NOVA, if you have somewhere to be other than here then just leave! You no longer serve a purpose here! ITS NOT TAT SIMPIL. YA C I WANA WACH HOW DIS ENDS.
The Misers sighs and goes back to beating each other up. GRAND NOVA continues watching, but is actually quite nervous.
The letter L hears the Met talk about the wish.....It splits into Pharoah God,Toad Satan,and a smushed Bass. Toad Satan:i'm done...I'd done with this stupid world....Of idiotic memes.I MUST END THIS STUPID UNIVERSE. Toad Satan teleports away,looking for Nova...
Pharoah God realizes he needs to go after him,but needs assistance and repairs the smushed Bass
Posted on February 7th, 2019 at 10:17amEdited on 2019/02/07 at 10:29am
Posted 2019/02/07 at 10:17amEdited 2019/02/07 at 10:29am
#6
A voice comes from Mighty's pocket. Its the Met stating the following; It could be fixed. However, we lost the blueprints and besides, Glactic Nova has security measures to make sure only engineers that know the password can access it's components. Even so, you don't have to kill Glactic Nova, just remove the Wish Core from it. If you're successful, we can hook up the Wish Core to give you a wish if you want.
Wildlife has returned to the ruins, however, they are scared off once again as the gears from earlier start up again.
Posted on February 12th, 2019 at 3:20pmEdited on 2019/02/12 at 3:26pm
Posted 2019/02/12 at 3:20pmEdited 2019/02/12 at 3:26pm
#8
O. LWE. I TEAEAPCR HET TSRGEE, TUB TEER SHNTE... TSFER OF, HAU DDE U EVAN TEG RHE? RWE N THE ILDEM OV THE SONVORO N MI REETP USR TAT EST ARDH TO INFD. CHE, SET ATN NVEA HET NSOOOVR U EWR NE RELREA. CYESENDL, UR VPI OBOF OSD IONTNG. WAHC DSI.
Suddenly, using his Endless Power, GRAND NOVA warps himself right next to the VIP booth.
HEY, I EKN EPRW ELHMFAS. AOH DO U TKNHE I GO ASLAPS OS STEF? N RDHET FA WAL, I DLRAEE AVH A IAEMSRL EMETSS. NE RODAR OT AKEM A HSEW ON EMH, NWO LWOD DNEA OT FNDI HET NVES OHWPA TSRSA, NET SMNOU EHM N MEKA EDH HWSE ENSU THE ACNTEIN NAUEGGAL™, MTIC HW SEYUCAL ATAH RD OTEL. O. WEL. I APRECEAT TEH GESTER, BUT TREE THENS... FERST OF, HAU DED U EVAN GET HER? WER N TEH MIDLE OV TEH ONOVORS (Universe) N IM PRETE SUR TAT ETS HARD TO FIND. HEC, ETS NAT EVAN TEH ONOVORS U WER EN ERLEAR. SECENDLY, UR VIP BOOF DOS NOTING. WACH DIS.
Suddenly, using his Endless Power, GRAND NOVA warps himself right next to the VIP booth.
YEH, I KEN WERP MAHSELF. HAO DO U THENK I GO PLASAS SO FEST? N THERD AF AWL, I ALREDE HAV A SIMELAR SESTEM. EN ORDAR TO MAEK A WESH ON MEH, WON WOLD NEAD TO FIND TEH SEVN POWAH STARS, TEN SUMON MEH N MAEK DEH WESH USEN TEH ANCIENT LANGUAGE™, WICH ES ACTUALY HARD TO LERN.
...Ok, to translate the translation since even IT makes no sense due to the way GRAND NOVA speaks...
First off, GRAND NOVA was in the middle of Universe 3, Tomline 2, whilst Mighty was in... I think Universe 1? Sure, GRAND NOVA actually exists in all collective universes, but not only did Mighty somehow found the middle of the universe, but he also crossed dimensions somehow by doing it. I'm not trying to ask for the addition of logic or anything, though, Point 1 was just GRAND NOVA expressing his confusion.
Secondly, GRAND NOVA can warp, even without the use of the Wish Core or his various, currently non-existent parts due to his Unending Power. Basically, the VIP Booth means nothing to him.
And finally, GRAND NOVA already has a system that he believes works: People that wants to wish upon him would have to find the 7 Power Stars that he himself created, and then that person would have to know the Ancient Language™ and use it to both summon him and make the wish.
Provoked by the use of World War II weaponry, Dyna Fight Advance enters the scene with a Ground Pound! He then begins twirling around the Dynamo Tendril, unsure exactly what he's about to counterattack!
So, um. Okay. Hey NOVA, could you do me a solid and not grant any more wishes until I figure out a way to let you do that without destroying the universe? Thanks! (Also, Mighty got there via his practically unlimited power.)
Posted on February 13th, 2019 at 10:08amEdited on 2019/02/13 at 10:23am
Posted 2019/02/13 at 10:08amEdited 2019/02/13 at 10:23am
#14
@Beta Shadow : The idea is after the 7 power stars are used, the Wish Core ends up becoming powered up and deleting a small part inside of him(think like a battery). Besides, who's to say(other than Beta Shadow) that the Power Stars haven't been used before? As for the system the Met was talking about, it isn't to make a wish; it to be granted access to the inside of the machine. The Met wanted Mighty or someone to enter the machine because he didn't want anyone else to make a wish in the future for fear that something could go wrong. However, the Met doesn't know everything, so any of these tidbits could be proven wrong.
Posted on February 13th, 2019 at 10:13amEdited on 2019/02/13 at 10:44am
Posted 2019/02/13 at 10:13amEdited 2019/02/13 at 10:44am
#15
@GammaGhost : No problem, you actually gave story to a character I had none for.
Also, GRAND NOVA is aware that the Power Stars have been used before. But you forget one thing: GRAND NOVA is an idiot. He's pretty much forgotten the Power Stars' original use after doing his idea for a few hundred millennia.Pearl Harbor missed the target, and instead Hiroshima was blown up on the two Misers!
ELW TAD HADPNE. O. LEW UH. SRU HNTI I GUSE. ...VAH U SNOIADDCR PARNCLEE AMH TPARS?
... Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!
And just like that, the two idiots Misers are back.
OK, WHO WAS THE WISE GUY THAT THREW BOTH AN ENTIRE STATE AND A NUCLEAR BOMB AT US!? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO WAS THE WISE GUY WHO THREW THEM AT ME!? I believe it was that "Epicyoshi" guy... I just can't believe it... The NERVE of these OCs! Interrupting our fight, and for what!? To reference American history!? Yeah! And they're rude, too! Well that was the last straw. Indestructible body or not, I will DESTROY these filthy OCs, as I have intended! Truce? ...Fine.
And so, Beta Miser uses his 4th-Wall Breaking abilities to pull everyone (except for Beta Shadow, Beta Light, Collateral Aeon, the Mettals from the ruins or wherever they came from, the no-longer-present Ninja Ghost, and the mysterious figure following Beta Light and Collateral Aeon) to the middle of the universe! Hope you can breathe without oxygen!Both Hiroshima and the nuke missed the target, and instead Hiroshima was blown up on the two Misers!
WEL DAT HAPEND. O. WEL UH. SUR THIN I GUES. ...HAV U CONSIDARD REPLACEN MAH PARTS?
Posted on February 13th, 2019 at 1:44pmEdited on 2019/02/13 at 1:58pm
Posted 2019/02/13 at 1:44pmEdited 2019/02/13 at 1:58pm
#16
Having no trouble breathing on account of being a robot, Dyna Fight Advance moves himself further from the universe's middle with a Dyna Dropkick!
Cleverly predicting that neither of the Rankin/Bass-named foes will be vulnerable to the elements of themselves or each other, he instead opts to use the Bioken!
Posted on February 14th, 2019 at 9:41amEdited on 2019/02/14 at 9:43am
Posted 2019/02/14 at 9:41amEdited 2019/02/14 at 9:43am
#20
Mighty teleports inside GRAND NOVA and sees some kind of empty connectors. I like the idea, but how am I suppised to replace them if I have no idea how to make or install them?
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