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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2019
Yoshi2019
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Mighty
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 12:35pm
Posted 2019/02/05 at 12:35pm
#1
Mighty asks the Met about the aura and where the hell he is.
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Johnny B. Good
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 1:31pm
Posted 2019/02/05 at 1:31pm
#2
The background and the floor is pitch black, yet you can see where the room begins and ends.
The Met states, "Welcome, visitor. You have been chosen to possibly save the universe should you accept the request. As for where you are, you are located in a place beyond time and space.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 4:02pm
Posted 2019/02/05 at 4:02pm
#3
The Letter L returns from wherever the hell he went
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Yoshi2019
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Posted on February 5th, 2019 at 7:10pm
Posted 2019/02/05 at 7:10pm
#4
"Save the universe Mighty? You are about 1/3 the possible destruction of it."
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Mighty
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 7:00am
Posted 2019/02/06 at 7:00am
#5
Shut up, Yoshi.
Anyway...
Yeah, sure. I LITERALLY have nothing else to do so yeah. Imma save the universe.
Also, what's with the aura?
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Johnny B. Good
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 7:53am Edited on 2019/02/06 at 8:15am
Posted 2019/02/06 at 7:53am Edited 2019/02/06 at 8:15am
#6
met : "The aura comes from the Electric Core I possess. My creators, bless their souls, had invented a way to implement cores into machines already wielding a core, like me! Also, while I can't cast things like thunder, my shots are electrified as a result of the electric core."

Short Version: Galactic nova will destroy the universe if we don't stop it from making another wish.

Long Version:
met : "Okay, story time! 10 centuries ago, my creators(which were called Formers)had invented a machine known as the Wish Core, a core that could bend reality. They implanted it into a machine called Galactic Nova. As my creators were a race of order, they believed that something should be safricied in order to make the wish. As a result, whenever Nova makes a wish, a inner part of him is destroyed. So far, everything seems good, right? Wrong! My creators didn't account for when there are no parts left to destroy. Eventually, with no parts left to destroy, Nova will set its eyes upon something new, the universe. In order to accommodate the wisher's wish, his programming will force it to destroy reality as we know it. Furthermore, we kept track of how many wishes are left before reality is destroyed; the counter just went to 0. One more wish, and we're all doomed."
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 10:09am
Posted 2019/02/06 at 10:09am
#7
Is Galactic Nova also GRAND NOVA, an alternate version of him, or just a separate entity entirely?
Speaking of GRAND NOVA, he's basically having the time of his life just watching the two Misers beat each other senseless. I don't think he's leaving that spot anytime soon.
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Mighty
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 10:38am
Posted 2019/02/06 at 10:38am
#8
I see.
...I think I could deal with that issue.
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Johnny B. Good
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 12:44pm Edited on 2019/02/06 at 6:29pm
Posted 2019/02/06 at 12:44pm Edited 2019/02/06 at 6:29pm
#9
The Met realizes that its the wrong nova and states that it is actually Grand Nova.
The met also states the following before Mighty is warped away to the entrance of the temple:

Thank you. If you need help, let us know. Also, please remember that the Wish Core is unstable. If the core is destroyed with Grand Nova, it could have undesirable consequences on reality as we know it!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 1:11pm
Posted 2019/02/06 at 1:11pm
#10
HM. I YLUAATC VAH THE RASNGT LFNEEL ATT UBSOMDY ES TAFRA ME.
EYH. Y DNO U 2 HEINFS PU SO I OCN EVLE.

The two Misers stop and looks over to GRAND NOVA like he's an idiot. (Which, he kinda is.)

Are you kidding me? If you haven't noticed, this imbecile stole my rightfully earned wish, so he isn't going anywhere until he's had enough!
Well I won't have enough until you are dead for being such a buzzkill!
Well too bad because I can't die unless I choose not to let my glasses revive me, which I won't until my mission of wiping out all OCs is completed!
Well then, what a darn shame. Guess I won't be leaving anytime soon either!
Well then, GRAND NOVA, if you have somewhere to be other than here then just leave! You no longer serve a purpose here!
ITS NTO TAT SIPMLI. AY C I AWAN CWAH HOW IDS ESDN.

The Misers sighs and goes back to beating each other up. GRAND NOVA continues watching, but is actually quite nervous.
HM. I ACTUALY HAV TEH STRANG FELEN TAT SUMBODY ES AFTAR ME.
HEY. Y DON U 2 FINESH UP SO I CON LEVE.

The two Misers stop and looks over to GRAND NOVA like he's an idiot. (Which, he kinda is.)

Are you kidding me? If you haven't noticed, this imbecile stole my rightfully earned wish, so he isn't going anywhere until he's had enough!
Well I won't have enough until you are dead for being such a buzzkill!
Well too bad because I can't die unless I choose not to let my glasses revive me, which I won't until my mission of wiping out all OCs is completed!
Well then, what a darn shame. Guess I won't be leaving anytime soon either!
Well then, GRAND NOVA, if you have somewhere to be other than here then just leave! You no longer serve a purpose here!
ITS NOT TAT SIMPIL. YA C I WANA WACH HOW DIS ENDS.

The Misers sighs and goes back to beating each other up. GRAND NOVA continues watching, but is actually quite nervous.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on February 6th, 2019 at 4:28pm
Posted 2019/02/06 at 4:28pm
#11
The letter L hears the Met talk about the wish.....It splits into Pharoah God,Toad Satan,and a smushed Bass.
Toad Satan:i'm done...I'd done with this stupid world....Of idiotic memes.I MUST END THIS STUPID UNIVERSE.
Toad Satan teleports away,looking for Nova...

Pharoah God realizes he needs to go after him,but needs assistance and repairs the smushed Bass
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Mighty
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Posted on February 7th, 2019 at 2:10am Edited on 2019/02/07 at 2:13am
Posted 2019/02/07 at 2:10am Edited 2019/02/07 at 2:13am
#12
Just one last question, Mr.Met.
Could the problem be fixed by replacing the destroyed parts of GRAND NOVA?
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Johnny B. Good
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Posted on February 7th, 2019 at 10:17am Edited on 2019/02/07 at 10:29am
Posted 2019/02/07 at 10:17am Edited 2019/02/07 at 10:29am
#13
A voice comes from Mighty's pocket. Its the Met stating the following;
metIt could be fixed. However, we lost the blueprints and besides, Glactic Nova has security measures to make sure only engineers that know the password can access it's components. Even so, you don't have to kill Glactic Nova, just remove the Wish Core from it. If you're successful, we can hook up the Wish Core to give you a wish if you want.

Wildlife has returned to the ruins, however, they are scared off once again as the gears from earlier start up again.
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Mighty
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Posted on February 12th, 2019 at 9:36am
Posted 2019/02/12 at 9:36am
#14
Mighty builds a VIP booth around GRAND NOVA which prevents wish making directed towards it.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on February 12th, 2019 at 3:20pm Edited on 2019/02/12 at 3:26pm
Posted 2019/02/12 at 3:20pm Edited 2019/02/12 at 3:26pm
#15
O. LWE. I TEAEAPCR HET TSRGEE, TUB TEER SHNTE...
TSFER OF, HAU DDE U EVAN TEG RHE? RWE N THE ILDEM OV THE SONVORO N MI REETP USR TAT EST ARDH TO INFD. CHE, SET ATN NVEA HET NSOOOVR U EWR NE RELREA.
CYESENDL, UR VPI OBOF OSD IONTNG. WAHC DSI.

Suddenly, using his Endless Power, GRAND NOVA warps himself right next to the VIP booth.

HEY, I EKN EPRW ELHMFAS. AOH DO U TKNHE I GO ASLAPS OS STEF?
N RDHET FA WAL, I DLRAEE AVH A IAEMSRL EMETSS. NE RODAR OT AKEM A HSEW ON EMH, NWO LWOD DNEA OT FNDI HET NVES OHWPA TSRSA, NET SMNOU EHM N MEKA EDH HWSE ENSU THE ACNTEIN NAUEGGAL™, MTIC HW SEYUCAL ATAH RD OTEL.
O. WEL. I APRECEAT TEH GESTER, BUT TREE THENS...
FERST OF, HAU DED U EVAN GET HER? WER N TEH MIDLE OV TEH ONOVORS (Universe) N IM PRETE SUR TAT ETS HARD TO FIND. HEC, ETS NAT EVAN TEH ONOVORS U WER EN ERLEAR.
SECENDLY, UR VIP BOOF DOS NOTING. WACH DIS.

Suddenly, using his Endless Power, GRAND NOVA warps himself right next to the VIP booth.

YEH, I KEN WERP MAHSELF. HAO DO U THENK I GO PLASAS SO FEST?
N THERD AF AWL, I ALREDE HAV A SIMELAR SESTEM. EN ORDAR TO MAEK A WESH ON MEH, WON WOLD NEAD TO FIND TEH SEVN POWAH STARS, TEN SUMON MEH N MAEK DEH WESH USEN TEH ANCIENT LANGUAGE™, WICH ES ACTUALY HARD TO LERN.

...Ok, to translate the translation since even IT makes no sense due to the way GRAND NOVA speaks...

First off, GRAND NOVA was in the middle of Universe 3, Tomline 2, whilst Mighty was in... I think Universe 1? Sure, GRAND NOVA actually exists in all collective universes, but not only did Mighty somehow found the middle of the universe, but he also crossed dimensions somehow by doing it. I'm not trying to ask for the addition of logic or anything, though, Point 1 was just GRAND NOVA expressing his confusion.

Secondly, GRAND NOVA can warp, even without the use of the Wish Core or his various, currently non-existent parts due to his Unending Power. Basically, the VIP Booth means nothing to him.

And finally, GRAND NOVA already has a system that he believes works: People that wants to wish upon him would have to find the 7 Power Stars that he himself created, and then that person would have to know the Ancient Language™ and use it to both summon him and make the wish.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on February 12th, 2019 at 3:28pm
Posted 2019/02/12 at 3:28pm
#16
Toad Satan arrives at grand nova,seeing its derpy face,he almost stabs himself in rage
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YoshoGuy
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Posted on February 13th, 2019 at 1:09am Edited on 2019/02/13 at 1:15am
Posted 2019/02/13 at 1:09am Edited 2019/02/13 at 1:15am
#17
EpicYoshi Appears from nowhere. and summons hirosima and the USA from WW2.

Epicyoshi:*Causes Peral Harbor* *Throws Hirshima at GRAND NOVA*

Epicyoshi:Nuke Time.

*USA throws nuke at hiroshima and Kirby super star ending happends*

Epicyoshi:Well... that was very easy.
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Brash Buster
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Posted on February 13th, 2019 at 1:26am
Posted 2019/02/13 at 1:26am
#18
Provoked by the use of World War II weaponry, Dyna Fight Advance enters the scene with a Ground Pound! He then begins twirling around the Dynamo Tendril, unsure exactly what he's about to counterattack!
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Fuss Man
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Posted on February 13th, 2019 at 2:24am
Posted 2019/02/13 at 2:24am
#19
Bass Flies in out of nowhere and used astro crush
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Mighty
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Posted on February 13th, 2019 at 8:41am
Posted 2019/02/13 at 8:41am
#20
So, um. Okay. Hey NOVA, could you do me a solid and not grant any more wishes until I figure out a way to let you do that without destroying the universe? Thanks!
(Also, Mighty got there via his practically unlimited power.)
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