A loudspeaker inside of GRAND NOVA announces the following:
"The inner security systems will activate in 2 minutes. The password must be entered at the console to the leftmost area in order to cancel countdown."

From Mighty's pocket, a phone rings. Answer it?

Mighty answers the phone.
HELLO WHO IS THIS

In a sleepy voice, the met from earlier answered
Hey, I *robotic yawn* found the coordinates to the middle of the univ-*robotic yawn* universe and have the teleporter hooked up. Where are ya?

Oh, so you wish to die then, Mr. MOSHIYEET? Well then...
Allow me to assist with that.

Beta Miser proceeds to shove his hand down MOSHIYEET's throat and begins freezing his insides.

I am certain you are all wondering why we have brought you all here. Well, the answer is simple...
To Die.

Alpha Miser then proceeds to launch large fireballs at everyone in the area (except for GRAND NOVA). Speaking of GRAND NOVA...

*Using his Unending Power to speak to the Mettal through the phone* OLHE RM. MTE, HOA WSA UR DAE?
...ALSO MR. DETNRE ME W/TUO ENISRPMO, U TIME WAAN EELV OBRF ETH ECRTUSEE GRORPME SGVI U A DAB TOM. ...VNE HOT I AHUTT TDA I EDR OF ADT TREE EWESHS OAG. ...N HET PKRSDELUEO ROBEF DTA.

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*Using his Unending Power to speak to the Mettal through the phone* HELO MR. MET, HAO WAS UR DAE?
...ALSO MR. ENTRED ME W/OUT PERMISON, U MITE WANA LEVE BFOR TEH SECURETE PROGREM GIVS U A BAD TOM. ...EVN THO I THAUT DAT I RED OF DAT TREE WESHES AGO. ...N TEH LOUDSPEKER BFORE DAT.

Noticing both the approaching duo of Pharaoh God and Bass as well as the oncoming oversized flame projectile of the Heat-Mising hooligan, Dyna Fight Advance uses the Lariat of the Lark to knock away the false mummy deity, the overconfident Mega Man copy, AND the high-temperature orb aimed at him, causing all three to bounce along the edges of the universe, until they all simultaneously crash into Beta Miser's trachea (or, if he doesn't have one, where it WOULD be)!
Dyna Fight Advance: Hah! Simple-minded ice fighters like you have no physical durability, even though I'll be proven wrong the next time you act!

Indeed, Beta Miser braced for the attack and survived, not only being surprisingly resistant to fire-based attacks, but also being able to use his "Incomplete Touch" on Pharaoh God and fish-fins #1, making them both incomplete before warping behind DFA, his back turned to his.

Falcon...

And so Beta Miser goes for an ice-themed turnaround Falcon Punch!

PUNCH!

And thus, as the hit connects, Dyna is launched across the universe!

Toad Satan:What the hell did you just do to Pharoah God and Bass?There just trying to saved the universe...but thanks.....I'm gonna destroy this universe now...anyone want to help?


Suddenly,the space time continuum is cut slightly,and Toad Satan looks at it...

He sees a purple tipped knife thing poke out...

Yoshi2019 jumps on Beta Miser.
NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!
"Dude, you wanted to kill someone for a poor insult?"
YoshiTeam fled.

Oh no you don't!

Beta Miser grabs YoshiTeam and drags them back into the battlefield.

First off, this isn't about some insult, though it doesn't help the fact that this is about you being a bunch of annoying, battle-interrupting jerks!
Second of all, you're not leaving at least until you witness THIS!

Beta Miser then warps over to Toad Satan, using his Incomplete Touch on him and making Toad Satan incomplete as well!

He's wide open, Mr. Alpha!
Thank you. Now then... Do you truly believe, Mr. Toad Satan, that we were helping YOU out. That you could get away with destroying the universe, and therefore me?
I won't die until all the FILTHY OCs are destroyed by my hands, and mine alone. AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME!

Alpha Miser proceeds to begin slowly ripping Toad Satan in half, making it as painful as possible. And unfortunately, the only thing left complete for Toad Satan are his pain sensors.

Meanwhile, while all that was going on, a mysterious figure suddenly appears in front of GRAND NOVA with all 7 Power Stars!

O. U EHR OT AKM A WSHE? EWL YSRO TO EAS BUT MI NOT MKNAE HESSWE ATM-

Suddenly, the Power Stars insert themselves onto GRAND NOVA, creating a door!

...K OS DTA DENAEHP. UBT TWA WSA TEH NITOP OF-

And then this happens:


...K WO.

The mysterious figure steps into GRAND NOVA.

Oh hey Mighty. Now then, to find what I'm looking for...

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Meanwhile in the Translation Sub-Universe, a mysterious figure suddenly appears in front of GRAND NOVA with all 7 Power Stars! ...And a fruitcake for some reason.

O. U HER TO MAK A WESH? WEL SORY TO SAE BUT IM NOT MAKEN WESHES ATM-

Suddenly, the Power Stars insert themselves onto GRAND NOVA, creating a door!

...K SO DAT HAPENED. BUT WAT WAS TEH POINT OF-

And then this happens:


...K OW.

The mysterious figure steps into GRAND NOVA.

Oh hey Mighty. Now then, to find what I'm looking for...

The Blade jumps out revealing itself to be blade man



Blade Man:Where am I? He sees the random combat thats happening,and sees Toad Satan staring at him,attacks

Blade Man realizes Toad Satan was incomplete(how does that work btw?)
He walks away and sees whatevers going on

"Of course I'm not doing that, I already made that mistake before. Why are you murdering us for the other reason anyway? That is a really petty reason."
YoshiTeam fled.

@NintendoPanda101 : Basically, every fiber of a person's being becomes a buggy mess. The ability works better on machines, but it holds affect towards actual people as well.

Anyways, time for the E[p]ic 500th Post!

These fools seem tougher than I first thought. And the worst part is, only a few of them have done anything!
I have an idea! If we combine our powers, these jerks won't know what hit 'em!
Hm... A convincing argument. Never thought I'd ever hear one from an idiot like you.
Prepare yourselves, fool! You shall face the full wrath of a Reaper!

And so, Beta Miser and Alpha Miser merges into one being, becoming their true form: Parallel Beta Shadow.

Ah, yes... The power of two Reapers, merged into one entity in unison. It's glorious. It is... perfect
Now I care not for freezing the world or destroying all OCs... Instead, I shall finish what I started and strike down all my opposition!
Brace yourselves, mortals! It's time for you all to-

Stop right there, Misers! Your time has come to an end!

Suddenly, Beta Shadow with what seems to be a new design...

Ah, my alternate self. I see you finally made it to the party!
This party is about to become a funeral. And that funeral is YOURS, Parallel Shadow!
Ha! Don't make me laugh! My glasses will always allow me to return to life, and they cannot be destroyed!
That's where you're wrong! If you're caught in an explosion caused by an object of unending power, THAT could destroy your glasses, and you'll be gone for good!
Don't be foolish! You know that if you destroy GRAND NOVA, all of reality will go with him!
I don't need GRAND NOVA himself... Just the source of his endless power!
Poor, naive Beta Shadow. You're forgetting that destroying the Wish Core will only lead to the same-
Please, he stopped using that as his main power source 3 millennia ago.
Nani!?
Yeah, the Wish Core only powers his wishes now. But for his other abilities... Show him, Bt!

Suddenly, the Past Universe version of Bt Ghost appears with what seems to be a core with SilvaGunner's face on it!

Ladies and gentlemen, the High-Quality Core! This bad boy is packed FULL of Meme power! Why else would you think Galactic Nova started calling himself GRAND NOVA?
How would you know about this!? There's no way you could possibly learn about this!
Well, I went to the library to read the book on how to find the center of a universe.
SSW-Zero published quite a few good books about space before succumbing to the Void.
And somehow right next to it was a book on the High-Quality Core. So I figured I would read upon it, hoping it would have some way of knowing where to find it.
Because Air Lord knows that there is a certain female meme-devil out there in the multiverse that should never get their hands on another meme-based power source.
And sure enough, rumor had it that GRAND NOVA obtained the High-Quality Core long ago, and it allowed him to use his non-wishing powers without any of his parts.
So I asked Past!Bt here to gather the Seven Power Stars so that he could enter GRAND NOVA and take the High-Quality Core!

And now, to use its power to destroy you!
B-but you wouldn't possibly do that, right!? That explosion could destroy the universe!

What is Beta Shadow's solution? Find out on the next post!

(For the sake of the post, both the nuke and the PK Hax Gamma did nothing except deal damage.)

Last time, on the 500th Post... (Aka here's a tl;dr)

The Misers have fused into one being, becoming Parallel Beta Shadow! However, the ACTUAL Beta Shadow appeared! And the figure that was entering GRAND NOVA earlier? That was the Past Universe/Pre-Beta's Story Reboot version of Bt Ghost, who obtained the 7 Power Stars to obtain GRAND NOVA's source of endless, non-wishmaking power... the High-Quality Core! Beta Shadow now threatens to destroy Parallel Shadow with the core, but is reminded that such a powerful explosion could destroy the universe! What will he do now? Find out in the exciting 501st Post!

Oh, that? That's what the fruitcake is for... Weakening the blast radius!
You gotta love adding a +69,696,969 Blast Radius Absorption to your fruitcakes!
*Slaps the High-Quality Core in the Fruitcake* TIME TO DIE YOU OVERRAN JOKE CHARACTER!
W-wait! I-I can increase the blast radius! O-or make it incomplete! Or I can-
Blah blah blah. "I can do this! I can do that! I can do anything!" You may have grown powerful, but you're never stronger than the original. For as Master Shaggy once said...
...I'm only using 1% of my power.

Beta Shadow transforms into Full Release Shadow and YEETS the High-Quality Core-equipped Fruitcake into Parallel Beta Shadow, destroying Parallel Beta Shadow, the glasses, AND the Fruitcake without destroying anything else! The death of Parallel Beta Shadow also reverses the effects of Beta Miser's Incomplete Touch!

...Full Release Shadow then de-transforms because I'm not making a mugshot for that transformation.

...Actually, I was exaggerating. I'm still stronger than him, but my base form actually accounts for 10%, not 1. ...I also was only worthy of, like, .001% of Master Shaggy's power.
But in any case, let that be a lesson: Not a SINGLE alternate version of any Reaper should exist.
...I feel like somehow, somewhere, I'm being contradicted.
...Ah, forget it. I think it's time we all go back to our proper places.

And so, Beta Shadow snaps his fingers, returning everyone (except Mighty and GRAND NOVA) to their proper places, and THIS time putting the people of the original universe in the universe with the Dragon Emeralds, and the Alternates in the universe with the SOL Needles.

"Next post, no solution."


"Uh."

A nuke launches itself and Parallel Beta Shadow dies.

Aeon and pals then get warped to the center!

Wait, why am I here all of a sudden? And- WHAT'S WITH ALL THE MES!?
No clue. Apparently though, Miser is still alive. And Purple. ...And talking to another one of himself.
...Why the hell is there another me sitting there?
What are you talking abou-

Then, it starts to set in. Turns out, in a Homestuck-level plot twist, Trimarc is actually the future version of Parallel Aeon 2!

Oh *REGGAE'D* this is the same area where I was hit with a spacetime anomaly.
Hey kid, QUICK! How many SOUL frags ya got!?
All 14. Why?

Suddenly, Parallel Aeon 2 gets hit with the temporal anomaly caused by a slap from quite some time ago! Then Alternate Aeon, whilst nobody was looking, went back in time and attacked Beta Shadow with PK Hax Gamma before he could get to Grand NOVA!

(Edit: Pretty sure I made a bunch of sprites and prepared an entire post days ago in anticipation for a fight between the misers and aeons, not so I could skip it.)

Unfortunately, not only did the PK Hax Gamma not change any of the outcomes (only delayed them and CAUSED Yoshi's nuke), Beta Shadow wasn't even the one heading towards GRAND NOVA!

Beta Shadow also sent Alternate Aeon back to where he came from afterwards.

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LATER IN MODERN TIMES...

Oh? A message from Rotom's Reaper... *Reads* "Pretty sure I made a bunch of sprites and prepared an entire post days ago in anticipation for a fight between the misers and aeons, not so I could skip it."
...K.

Beta Shadow snaps his fingers, warping all the Aeons to a sub-universe within Universe 4, Tomline 2, where copies of the two Misers and Parallel Beta Shadow (all without their titles of "Reaper") await them!

Alright people, it's time, to DU-DU-DU-DU, D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DESECRATE THESE THOTS!

Trimarc then pulls out two cans of Flex Spray and sprays them at Parallel Beta Shadow!
Aeon pulls out a BFG and fires it!
Parallel Aeon 1 erases time and stabs Parallel Beta Shadow in the face with The Weapon With No Name, a legendary weapon he made himself on the spot that can turn into pretty much any weapon!

Blade Man wakes up from his nap