Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
Who, me? I'm Bt Ghost, or rather the version from a previous version of Beta Man's universe. Just call me Past!Bt. I think you already met my current universe version before, but I could be mistaken. Anyways, I'm done here, so I'll just leave you to whatever you were doing before.
Past!Bt leaves to the Realm Between All Universes, a sub-Universe that connects to all MMRPG Universes and Timelines/Tomlines/Worldlines/Ect., but is yet not a part of this RP.
I NETKH I ON WTAS NGIO NO NAO. RSOY TO YES, UBT IWEL I DELVWO VEENG U TEH SHWE ORC LEREYR, TES LYTECRUN EHT YOLN NGTEH PIKEN ME NO NR, SO LI AVH OT SEY ON TO DTA. I THENK I NO WATS GOIN ON NAO. SORY TO SEY, BUT WILE I WOLDVE GEVEN U TEH WESH COR ERLYER, ETS CURENTLY TEH ONLY THENG KEPIN ME ON RN, SO IL HAV TO SEY NO TO DAT.Parallel Beta Shadow ducks under the Flex Seal, knocks away the BFG blast, uses his own time-based abilities to reverse the erasure of time, and dodges The Weapon With No Name, all in an epic fashion!
Ha ha ha! Forgetting someone, boys?
Indeed, thanks to the power of Cloning, Parallel Beta Shadow, Beta Miser, and Alpha Miser are all separate entities! Beta Miser summons a swarm of Meteor-Sized Hail while Alpha Miser begins to slowly generate a giant sun to throw at Aeon's crew!
Posted on February 16th, 2019 at 10:31pmEdited on 2019/02/16 at 10:39pm
Posted 2019/02/16 at 10:31pmEdited 2019/02/16 at 10:39pm
#7
Trimarc pulls out a Coconut Gun and fires it in spurts at Alpha Miser! Alternate Aeon used PK Shield Omega, mitigating the damage from the hail! Aeon fires a rocket at Beta Miser! Parallel Aeon 1 then activates an ability that's totally not the Speed Gear, and starts... wavedashing?
Ha! A mere bolt of lightning cannot kill GRAND NOVA! ...Though it did really, really hurt.
...U NO, TE STJE DNUDA ON ME ATD I KLOD TSJU SHWE ON ELYSFM N TSUJ ETELD IST ROSONVO, SO FE ISD SUEAB OUISNNCT... ...YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOING TO LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. ...U NO, ET JEST DAUND ON ME DAT I KOLD JUST WESH ON MYSELF N JUST DELET TIS ONOVORS, SO EF DIS ABUSE CONTINUS... ...YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOING TO LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.Alpha Miser instantly burns the spurts of Coconuts fired from the Coconut Gun, but Beta Miser is knocked away by the rocket!
However, Alpha Miser has finished generating the literal sun he was creating and throws it at the Aeons! Meanwhile, Parallel Beta Shadow freezes Parallel Aeon 1 in time for the next 3 turns! And unfortunately, the effect cannot be countered by any time-based abilities the Aeons have!
Posted on February 19th, 2019 at 3:26pmEdited on 2019/02/19 at 3:38pm
Posted 2019/02/19 at 3:26pmEdited 2019/02/19 at 3:38pm
#13
Alternate Aeon uses PK Counter! He then rams into the sun and takes a crapton of damage, but the damage goes back to Alpha Miser! Trimarc summons a bunch of dancing crabs because that's apparently yet ANOTHER thing the Memelord SOUL Fragments can do! Also, here's a list of the abilities provided by each one. Aeon considers equipping some of the crabs with BFGs, but he remembers that the crabs are too small to lift BFGS. He instead gives them really small versions of BFGs called TFGs.
Posted on February 19th, 2019 at 5:26pmEdited on 2019/02/19 at 5:48pm
Posted 2019/02/19 at 5:26pmEdited 2019/02/19 at 5:48pm
#15
@NintendoPanda101 : Actually, the "incomplete robots" aren't incomplete anymore. The death of the (original) Beta Miser/Parallel Beta Shadow reversed all effects. Oh! This is a very helpful list! This might actually come in handy! You boys don't mind buying me time, right? Thanks!
Beta Miser disappears through a dimensional portal, going back to Universe 3, Tomline 1!
...Gee, thanks. Now I remember why I hate that gu-
Alpha Miser gets absolutely S M A S H E D by the PK Counter. He lives, but he took a LOTTA damage. Meanwhile, Parallel Shadow uses his time powers to seal the Aeons' team within the sub-dimension they are in so they couldn't chase after Beta Miser despite the fact that Time and Space are separate elements.
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Parallel Beta Shadow has begun rapidly punching the time-frozen Parallel Aeon 1!
Posted on February 19th, 2019 at 9:28pmEdited on 2019/02/19 at 9:49pm
Posted 2019/02/19 at 9:28pmEdited 2019/02/19 at 9:49pm
#16
Alternate Aeon Then swings at Parallel Beta Shadow over and over with the Second Needle!
ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI!
16 HIT COMBO! PRETTY NEAT!
Trimarc then has the crabs gang up on Alpha Miser! Aeon follows up by taking out two Manyulynn Rapiers with Nether Quartz-tipped Manyullyn Rapiers with Bane of Arthropods X, Fire Aspect I, Smite X, Unbreaking XC, Bad*REGGAE'D*erry MCCCXXXVII, and Luck of the Sea XII.
Can't believe I forgot these bad boys even existed.
Posted on February 20th, 2019 at 4:37pmEdited on 2019/02/20 at 5:45pm
Posted 2019/02/20 at 4:37pmEdited 2019/02/20 at 5:45pm
#20
O. ETS U AANG. YHE ANGO ARWN U NR TDA EF I PEK GTEEN BUDAS EDN IM NOAG GIV ISD ONOVRSO A BDA OTM. SO HEY, U IEMT NAWA LET RU SFEH ERNFD AVRO EDRE OT STAP KAAENT EM RFO NO ESRON. O. ETS U AGAN. YEH GONA WARN U RN DAT EF I KEP GETEN ABUSD DEN IM GONA GIV DIS ONOVORS A BAD TOM. SO YEH, U MITE WANA TEL UR FESH FREND OVAR DERE TO STAP ATAKEN ME FOR NO RESON.Alpha Miser avoids the LFGs and generates a heatwave that follows the Crabs, slowly overheating them to the point of dying from it. And ONLY the Crabs. Parallel Beta Shadow is punched repeatedly in the face and is knocked away.
These guys are beginning to prove their peskiness. Yeah, we might need a bit of help for this.
Suddenly, Beta Shadow appears!
*Suddenly warps in* Someone asked for assistance? You!? Wait... Why are you even here? And why do you want to help us? Well...EARLIER...
...Well, I'm bored. Beta Shadow pulls out a list of things he's done in this RP. Let's see here... I defeated the Misers, regenerated the Misers as non-reapers- Wait, so we're not Reapers anymore? Don't interrupt the flashback. ...I could go back to see what's going on back at those ruins. ...Nah, that's probably resolving itself. ...I don't have to worry about the Ceresian army since they aren't really a threat to the Earth due to their planet-destroying weapon doesn't affect it, I already had pizza, the Dragon Emeralds are still inactive, Mars is basically in Civil War and is now dead, I'm still ignoring the Protoeons, I don't really care about taking over Uranus anymore, T-posing is basically dead tbh, ...Wow, how many times did I try to leave this roleplay? Honestly, I'm kinda more accustomed to the madness of this place. So, I can either go back to pestering Aeon or I can clean my room. ...
Beta Shadow looks into his mess of a room. It's basically almost like a whole other dimension, with the only clean spot being the entire area around his computer.
...Yeah I think I know what I should do. So now that I'm here, y'all better prepare yourselves!
Beta Shadow pulls out his old Diamond Sword, which has been upgraded with an Obsidian tip and enhancement with Dark Magic, as well as Sharpness CCC (300), Fire Aspect CC (200), Knockback CCC, Unbreaking CCC, Dankess M (1,000), Anti-Omni I (Anti-Omni infuses some of the Anti-Omni Meme's power within the blade, which is why there is only the Anti-Omni I enchantment: No weapon could handle any more of its evil power), and Certainly Not Compensating for Something (Length) XVII. He then proceeds to swiftly smack Aeon with the blade.
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