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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 2nd, 2019 at 2:30pm
Posted 2019/03/02 at 2:30pm
#1
The Letter L gets up and looks towards the joe (btw its basically just us so lets wait for the others)
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 2nd, 2019 at 2:36pm
Posted 2019/03/02 at 2:36pm
#2
The Sniper Joe is confused by the recent events and proceeds to ask how the group found the supposed secret sanctuary. Though, the Sniper Joe then remarks that it supposes that it's not so secret with Wily discovering the robot sanctuary...
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 2nd, 2019 at 3:47pm
Posted 2019/03/02 at 3:47pm
#3
Hm, well you see...

I found this cloud that seems to have been gathering scraps of metal, so I went to investigate. Then it left for a while, I did some other things, and then it came back. Upon investigation I found out that the cloud contained this strange magnetic sphere. Which for whatever reason was repairing mechas. After a while, I had to go deal with some red dingus trying to destroy all OCs for some reason, but upon trying to figure out how to find the center of a universe, I happened to come across this place. I met some Mettals which stated that they needed help with something, but I had to put my focus back on dealing with the red idiot as well as an even dumber blue idiot. Eventually, I stopped the two, created clones for this guy- Aeon- and his alternates to fight, GRAND NOVA destroyed Universe 3, and we basically came here originally to... Well, something to do about some guys known as "the Ancients™". Then we found this place in shambles.

tl;dr, do you know what's going on around here, and do you know something about the Ancients™ that created the Super Gears?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 3rd, 2019 at 12:56pm
Posted 2019/03/03 at 12:56pm
#4
(I honestly don't know what to write)

Anyway can my figure destroy the joe
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 3rd, 2019 at 1:47pm
Posted 2019/03/03 at 1:47pm
#5
Aeon switches to C-Moon and punches the figure into space.
Alternate Aeon checks which needles still haven't been pulled. Hopefully Ninja Ghost hasn't been up to any shenanigans while Alternate Aeon was gone.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 3rd, 2019 at 2:14pm
Posted 2019/03/03 at 2:14pm
#6
Huh, interesting question. What HAS Ninja Ghost been up to ever since he went off with that Rouge Star? Could he have pulled out the remaining SOL Needles in Alternate Aeon's absence? Or was he going after GRAND NOVA when he went home to nap? Or maybe he-

Literally all I have been up to recently was waiting for Discorded Adventures to pick back up. I've pretty much been done with this roleplay since I got the Freeze Rouge Star.

...Oh.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 3rd, 2019 at 3:29pm Edited on 2019/03/03 at 3:37pm
Posted 2019/03/03 at 3:29pm Edited 2019/03/03 at 3:37pm
#7
The sniper joe shows a question mark logo where its eye is.
"Ancients? Super Gears? OCs? Sorry, but you might be mistaken about this place. You see, we built this place as a hiding place against Wily."
"...Say, now that I think about it, you said that you came from a different universe? If that's true and you're not pulling my leg, then maybe in that universe it was a shrine created by...Ancients you say?"

"As for what's going here...Emperor Wily found us. He sent some troops in to destroy us so that the scraping crew could come in here and obtain our parts."
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 3rd, 2019 at 3:50pm
Posted 2019/03/03 at 3:50pm
#8
Huh. I mean, you're technically right about me being from another universe (despite having not mentioned that once)... Well, darn. I was hoping to find something out. Maybe there's something in-
...Universe 3... Of which GRAND NOVA has completely destroyed... Well, that's just-
Waaait a minute, why do I still somehow sense Universe 3's energy?

Beta Shadow takes a peak at the "Destroyed" Universe 3...

Nani!? How is it restored!? Last time I checked, GRAND NOVA completely destroyed it! And there's no way GRAND NOVA could've restored it himself without the Endless Power of the High Quality Core!
Unless... Could GRAND NOVA have wished to get his endless power back? ...But wait, then what could he have sacrificed to wish for that? It's not like he was able to cross to another Universe without any of his parts...

Ugh, all these events are starting to hurt my head... Ugh, Aeon, if you're still looking for those Ancients™, then you should be able to get your answers through there. I'm going to focus on the lighter headache known as Wily.
At least I know how to deal with Wily's robots... I mean, it's not like he has some extra-powerful bot at his disposal, right?

Meanwhile, within the shadows, an extra-powerful robot who lies at Wily's disposal watches the confused Reaper...

...I see. ...So you are the one who stands in Master Wily's way, Mr. Shadow... Well, unfortunately for you, I've always wanted to take down a Beta Man of some shape or form...
...We'll soon see if Wily's upgrades will be enough to take on a "Reaper"...

The figure warps off to report his sightings to Wily.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 3rd, 2019 at 6:51pm Edited on 2019/03/03 at 7:08pm
Posted 2019/03/03 at 6:51pm Edited 2019/03/03 at 7:08pm
#9
"To be fair, I assumed you came from another universe because y-"
Suddenly, the Sniper Joe was gone, with a puddle of oil replacing it. A distortion in time can be felt, if only for a second...

_______________________________________________________________________


At the center of a city named Paradise lies a tower. Within that tower we find a figure watching over the city he built, or rather...his machines built. With a crooked smile, he awaits the daily reports and the arrival of a particular machine. But who is this figure? Well, he is known by many names; King, Tyrant, Savior, Doctor. But the one name that all people have called him for the last 20 years is...Emperor Wily.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 3rd, 2019 at 7:56pm
Posted 2019/03/03 at 7:56pm
#10
Imgur DAMMIT, I was about to ask him about Access Ark!
Imgur Whatever, have to go find the Power Stars. Not going to the center of the universe though, that's gonna be forever to find.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 4th, 2019 at 1:41am
Posted 2019/03/04 at 1:41am
#11
The figure took the hit now he's charging his buster in space
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 4th, 2019 at 6:14am
Posted 2019/03/04 at 6:14am
#12
The Letter L beats the crap out of the figure before going after emperor wily in rage(and also possibly more robots to fuse with)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 4th, 2019 at 10:49am
Posted 2019/03/04 at 10:49am
#13
The figure summoned a black hole to destroy the l
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 4th, 2019 at 4:54pm
Posted 2019/03/04 at 4:54pm
#14
Aeon decides to grab the first Power Star.

That is, if he can FIND it. Seriously, where are these things located, separate planets?!
Alternate Aeon is once again bored.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 4th, 2019 at 5:03pm
Posted 2019/03/04 at 5:03pm
#15
Unfortunately, since Aeon once tried to gather the Dragon Emeralds, he is incapable of obtaining, or even interacting with, the Power Stars.

Though, perhaps there is someone in Paradise who could help...
Bored and looking for something to do? Perhaps I can make your day interesting...

Suddenly, Alpha Miser appears before Alternate Aeon!

Surprised to see me? You might've thought that I was erased with the rest of Universe 3... Well, here's something that might peak your interest: Apparently, all of Universe 3 have been revived. Some fools over at the "Yoshi Team" decided to bring back Universe 3 in attempt to revive Beta Miser, who as you might've known was erased by Beta Shadow, and can only be returned under his consent.
While the loss of that blue idiot is of no consequence to me, apparently Yoshi's crew thinks the idiot had a plan. ...And then they proceeded to continue provoking GRAND NOVA, he wished to get his Endless Power back, destroys the universe again, and brought it back with his now-returned endless power.
Now, since I have technically gone after the Power Stars in the past, I cannot collect them again. For Parallel Beta Shadow, this case is the same. But it holds little consequence to our plans.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 4th, 2019 at 7:12pm
Posted 2019/03/04 at 7:12pm
#16
A phone mysteriously rings from Alternate Aeon's pocket...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 5th, 2019 at 12:58pm Edited on 2019/03/05 at 1:00pm
Posted 2019/03/05 at 12:58pm Edited 2019/03/05 at 1:00pm
#17
He answered the phone was silent he put the phone closer to his ear then someone whispered that they're coming
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 5th, 2019 at 3:50pm
Posted 2019/03/05 at 3:50pm
#18
Imgur Er, hold on, I gotta take this. Not sure what a phone's doing in my pocket anyhow.

Alternate Aeon picks up the phone.

Imgur If you're with the government or the church, know that I have limited minutes before my boredom slowly crawls into my soul and makes me implode, so this better be interesting.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 5th, 2019 at 6:37pm Edited on 2019/03/05 at 6:38pm
Posted 2019/03/05 at 6:37pm Edited 2019/03/05 at 6:38pm
#19
Alternative Aeon hears a mysterious whisper on the other end.

"I heard you wanted...information about...Access Ark.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 5th, 2019 at 6:47pm
Posted 2019/03/05 at 6:47pm
#20
...I'm being very polite here. I'm being very polite to let you have this conversation right now, I'm very peeved at you.
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