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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 5th, 2019 at 8:57pm
Posted 2019/03/05 at 8:57pm
#1
Actaully, it was REGULAR Aeon that wanted this info, not his Alternate.
Imgur I think you MAY have a wrong number, but I'll hear you out anyway because honestly, my boredom seems to have slowed a bit.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 1:42am Edited on 2019/03/06 at 1:48am
Posted 2019/03/06 at 1:42am Edited 2019/03/06 at 1:48am
#2
Since Alternate Aeon was bored the figure made his phone blow up by *hanging up*
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 7:27am
Posted 2019/03/06 at 7:27am
#3
The phone goes silent.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 10:54am
Posted 2019/03/06 at 10:54am
#4
@GammaGhost : Are you the narrator

This Figure uses his Flash Strike to warp behind Alternate Aeon then he uses his ____ Breaker to send him to the sun while he is distracted by the blast
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 11:10am Edited on 2019/03/06 at 11:12am
Posted 2019/03/06 at 11:10am Edited 2019/03/06 at 11:12am
#5
@Salty.exe how do i actually ping someone
I'm sorry, but if I'm not mistaken controlling others characters is kind of against the rules of this roleplay..
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 11:14am
Posted 2019/03/06 at 11:14am
#6
(Salty.exe)I'm not attempting to be the narrator. I'm just tackling parts of the roleplay(ie phone) that I made from a 3rd person perspective.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 11:40am
Posted 2019/03/06 at 11:40am
#7
Alpha Miser blocks The Figure's attack.

I'm sorry, but not only am I trying to have a conversation here, but I do not wish to be alone with the likes of your annoying presence. I don't know how you got to this universe, but by all means allow me to show you the way out.

Alpha Miser yeets The Fi-
...
...Alpha Miser throws The Figure into space at high enough speeds to force The Figure into another universe. (Sheesh, grow a funny bone.)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 11:52am
Posted 2019/03/06 at 11:52am
#8
Let's pretend this is a silhouette

cut-man_alt9 Don't you mean this is the way in and no out

He allowed him to throw him into space so he can wrap back by surprise them he super up him to an Galaxy Hole while he's stunned

cut-man_alt9 Well now your out there's no coming Back

Then he decided to make an armor to decrease Damage by 75% and made it so his Damage output is Infinity - 1

Also what's YEET

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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 12:12pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 12:12pm
#9
Basically YEET is a memic way of expressing excitement.

Or throwing people apparently.

...You would think I'd be worried about this. However...
Alpha Miser is sucked in by the Galaxy Hole, but suddenly returns through his own dimensional wormhole!
...Moreso than anything, I grow tired of this.

I know where this is going to lead. You attack, it does nothing to me. I attack, it does nothing to you. And the cycle repeats until one of us gets bored, or someone or something interrupts.
I, for one, am bored of this already, and I cannot afford to waste time. So I shall not deal with this idiotic cycle of uneventful fighting.
...I'm going to leave this Universe and take Alternate Aeon here with me so that we can have a proper... conversation. ...If you would rather not waste time yourself, you will not follow us, and instead go back to where you came.

Alpha Miser opens up another dimensional wormhole to the Sub-Universe of Worldline 5 (the place of which Beta Shadow dragged the Aeon vs. Miser battle to, which is only accessible to the alternate versions of Aeon and Beta Shadow) and drags Alternate Aeon to the Sub-Universe with him, closing the wormhole behind the two.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 12:26pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 12:26pm
#10
Since Alpha Miser was bored he slapped him in the face then threw him with Super Arm
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 12:52pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 12:52pm
#11
Except not because they are now an infinitive distance away in a place the Figure can't reach.

Plus he isn't exactly "bored". Just bored of something. Of the Figure to be precise. That's different from actually being bored, just so you know.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 12:57pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 12:57pm
#12
@Beta Shadow : OK

The figure decided to destroy the universe with an astro crush in 6 minutes
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 1:42pm Edited on 2019/03/06 at 1:50pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 1:42pm Edited 2019/03/06 at 1:50pm
#13
A crown floats past The Figure.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 3:23pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 3:23pm
#14
The figure was distracted by the crown
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 5:12pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 5:12pm
#15
Aeon doesn't have any Dragon Emeralds, so he MIGHT be able to pick up Power Stars.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 5:21pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 5:21pm
#16
@RotomSlashBlast : But he at least attempted. The Power Stars, as a reminder, can not be obtained by those who have gathered, tried to gather, or once gathered, other sources of power that have derived from this roleplay (with the exception of the Alpha Seeds and the Rouge Stars), as well as anyone who obtained the Power Stars in the past.

There IS one exception, though: The creators of GRAND NOVA, for purposes of maintenance, can obtain them at any time. However, the creators- as far as I am aware- is the big dead. So you might want to consider looking for some schmuck to do all the gathering for you.

Meanwhile, the totally-not-obvious mysterious figure who works for Lord Wily has finally made it back to Paradise, making his way towards his ruler's base of operations... All while failing to noticed he passed by what would be an unusual sight... A crack from another dimension... Hecc, where bad memes go to burn. And emerging from the depths of Hecc is its ruler, the Beta and Mega comics...

Finally... Now let's see here...

List of People to Kill
- Mighty
- Yoshi Team
- Some random Onyx-Colored guy
- That's basically about it lol


Yes, good... Soon I shall teach those fools a lesson... Nobody escapes from Hecc.
...Seriously, how did they even do it? It's like they completely ignored the fact that they were even there.
Now then... Since we don't have to deal with any annoyances anymore, where were we... Ah, yes.
You see, Alternate Aeon, me and Parallel Shadow have discussed some terms... No longer shall I try to destroy all OCs. And that blue idiot is gone, too, so that is of some benefit.
...But there IS something we're looking for. And should we find it, it'll make our plans so much easier...
What our plans are and what we're looking for I shall not reveal. But what I will reveal is why I'm even telling you that we have a plan, and something to look for.
It's because you and the rest of your alternate selves are possible candidates for an ally... As such, I figured it would be best for us to no longer see each other as enemies.
...That should be all. I'll leave a portal open for you to go back to your world.
By the way, if my counting is correct, you have 3 SOL Needles, meaning you'll only need to find 4. That should keep you entertained, and keep annoying pests from attacking you for literally no reason but to be annoying.

Alpha Miser warps out, leaving behind a portal back to Alternate Aeon's universe (as far away from Salty's figure as possible so that Alt Aeon wouldn't have to deal with them again).
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 5:32pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 5:32pm
#17
The letter L is confused
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 5:46pm Edited on 2019/03/06 at 6:03pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 5:46pm Edited 2019/03/06 at 6:03pm
#18
The crown has a note attached to it. It read the following: WEAR ME.

______________________________________________________________________________

Meanwhile, the purple smoke mentioned a couple pages ago FINALLY arrives at its destination: GRAND NOVA's memory banks.
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 6:30pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 6:30pm
#19
Alpha Miser is pulled back by ?????.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE?


THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORLD. AND ALL OF US WITH SPEND THE REST OF LIVES SUFFERING HERE.


HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ha *cough*

Someone, give me a lozenge or something."



The Figure exploded.

"Okay, seriously, come on! You have been hogging the nuke all day and haven't been using it right. Didn't you read the instruction manual?"
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 6th, 2019 at 6:47pm
Posted 2019/03/06 at 6:47pm
#20
I wasn't trying to escape you. Nothing even happened between us to even warrant an escape.
Besides, I can escape this world all I want. Did anyone else even realize there's about 5 Universes at this point?
Next time if you want to bother someone, have an actual reason for it. And if this is for finding out what that blue idiot Beta Miser was up to, don't bother asking me. I don't know what his plans were, and I don't care. The mere fact the idiot even HAD a plan is baffling.

Alpha Miser returns to elsewhere and places a warp-lock that keeps him from being dragged away again or being followed.
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