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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 7th, 2019 at 1:43am
Posted 2019/03/07 at 1:43am
#1
This Figure wasn't stupid he kicked the crown out of his way then he used Astro Crush

The Universe is now destroy however there's this small island floating through Space
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 7th, 2019 at 5:09am
Posted 2019/03/07 at 5:09am
#2
The Letter L is fucking sick of the figures shit and rain flushes its ass
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 7th, 2019 at 10:30am Edited on 2019/03/07 at 10:38am
Posted 2019/03/07 at 10:30am Edited 2019/03/07 at 10:38am
#3
The rain misses the crown, somehow... The crown levitates to the figure's head without landing on it, almost like its either magnetized or has sentience.
____________________________________________________
The smoke mentioned a couple posts ago attempts to somehow hack into GRAND NOVA's memory banks...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 7th, 2019 at 11:39am
Posted 2019/03/07 at 11:39am
#4
The figure was having none of that so he made a meteor fall on it before it landed on the figure he teleport away to the small island also he is immune to the crown
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 7th, 2019 at 2:43pm
Posted 2019/03/07 at 2:43pm
#5
Suddenly, the Universe the Figure destroyed is revived!

This Universe will not die... Not before I get my revenge.
...But since I'm nowhere near the guy who did it it's not going to be my problem lol.
GRAND NOVA notices the smoke.

...I AM OK WITH THIS. ...UNLESS THIS ISN'T TO KILL ME, BECAUSE REALLY I'D RATHER PREFER TO DIE.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 7th, 2019 at 3:56pm
Posted 2019/03/07 at 3:56pm
#6
Aeon decides that if HE can't grab the Power Stars, he'll simply find someone who CAN. Someone who hopefully won't try to steal his wish. Someone who'd know the Ancient Language™ and would be able to locate Ancient Technology™. His planet, Ceres, was alive at the same time as the Ancients™, so he MIGHT be able to locate their planet and, with luck, someone who can locate Ancient Tech™.
Alternate Aeon spends some time level grinding so he can get the next Sol Needle.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 7th, 2019 at 4:54pm
Posted 2019/03/07 at 4:54pm
#7
The crown was destroyed by the meteor with pieces of gold and ancient technology floating outwards to the unknown reaches of space.
The purple smoke successfully hacks into GRAND NOVA's memories and proceeds to start stealing said memories.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 7th, 2019 at 10:15pm
Posted 2019/03/07 at 10:15pm
#8
Meanwhile, Parallel Aeon, who has been watching the figure, has finally had enough of The Figure's bullcrap. Especially the part where the Figure summoned meteors without a license. He and Trimarc then teleport to where The Figure is located, and Trimarc slashes at the Figure with a SORD!

Imgur We're *REGGAE'D*ed at you because you decided to summon meteors without a liscense, *REGGAE'D*hole! Now face the wrath of a guy who uses Super Gears!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 1:58am
Posted 2019/03/08 at 1:58am
#9
The Figure Summons the Master Emeralds so he transforms into Hyper exe
Then he uses chaos control and used Chaos BLAST

You Can now call him Salty.exe
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 6:56am
Posted 2019/03/08 at 6:56am
#10
The letter L decides to go on a little trip to gain more power and teleports away
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 10:55am
Posted 2019/03/08 at 10:55am
#11
before salty stabs hims and throws into the endless black hole
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 12:21pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 12:21pm
#12
Parallel Aeon 1 uses his Super Gears to negate Chaos Control, and Trimarc pulls out a sniper rifle and BOOM HEADSHOTs Salty.Exe.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 1:10pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 1:10pm
#13
No Salty.exe uses Shine and teleport behind parallel Aeon to grab him in the neck
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 2:37pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 2:37pm
#14
A meteoroid the size of New Kansas appears as if from thin air. It slowly but steadily approaches Salty.exe.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 2:44pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 2:44pm
#15
Really

Salty.exe has an idea he uses super arm against the meteor and threw the meteor at Trimac while Aeon is too stupid to think of something
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 3:07pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 3:07pm
#16
The meteor, however, has other plans. It sticks to Salty.exe's arm.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 3:30pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 3:30pm
#17
Parallel Aeon had already erased the time in which Salty.exe tried to grab Parallel Aeon. Also, Trimarc throws a steamroller at Salty.exe.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 3:34pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 3:34pm
#18
Beta Shadow has finally made it back to his hometown of Memeopolis (though really it's just where his house his, Beta Shadow's true home is only accessible to his fellow reapers and very specific 4th Wall Breakers), where he decides to look for someone who might know where Wily is based at, not knowing that the mysterious figure has already delivered his message to Emperor Wily, and is now on standby until further instructions...

Meanwhile, a hidden figure, hiding his energy so he couldn't be sensed in any shape or form, watches the battle between Salty.exe and the duo of Parallel Aeon and Trimarc.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 3:52pm Edited on 2019/03/08 at 9:42pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 3:52pm Edited 2019/03/08 at 9:42pm
#19
Imgur C'mon, where's it at, if I don't find it soon GRAND NOVA's gonna nuke us al-
Imgur AHA! There it is!

Ancient Homeworld™ NINDUAZUNO

Aeon lands on Niduazuno. You know, the parts that AREN'T scorched.

Imgur Okay, there had better be someone here who hasn't been torched yet, or I'm going to eat my YEEZYS.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 8th, 2019 at 7:22pm
Posted 2019/03/08 at 7:22pm
#20
Three mysterious robots seem to be looking for something at a relatively close, equally unscorched area to where Aeon is at when they notice Aeon landing.

Hey, over there! Looks like a threat... Should we exterminate it?
...Hmm... No. They might be looking for something, too... Perhaps we should partner up...
Yeah, no need to be so negative!
...Fine, but if they turn out to be an enemy, they'll be dead on the spot.
Oh, just relax, will you?

The three mysterious robots approaches Aeon calmly... Well, mostly.
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