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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:12pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:12pm
#1
Turns out, the attack was non-reflectable! Also, the image of Dhankon is just that- and IMAGE! it can only perform one attack per summoning, and can't be attack whilst the summon is active, so the reverse Warlock Punch passes through harmlessly.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:15pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:15pm
#2
Since it missed Salty.exe summons Dharkon and merge him with galeem destroying the whole universe

THE END
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:18pm Edited on 2019/03/10 at 3:20pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:18pm Edited 2019/03/10 at 3:20pm
#3
Nintendo hits Salty.EXE with a copyright strike for blatantly using characters from Smash! This cuts all his stats by 1/3 and prevents Salty.EXE from summoning Dharkon or Galleem!

Also, the attack DIDN'T miss.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:21pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:21pm
#4
@RotomSlashBlast : Salty.exe rewinds time and now the effect affects evryone but him
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:23pm Edited on 2019/03/10 at 3:25pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:23pm Edited 2019/03/10 at 3:25pm
#5
Parallel Aeon 1 CANCELS the rewind! Yes, he can do that now, thanks to his Super Gears!

Imgur Messing with time is MY gimmick, not yours.

Parallel Aeon 1 then kicks Salty.EXE out the tomline and bans him from every OTHER tomline.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:25pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:25pm
#6
Salty.exe uncancels what Aen did and kick him from the Room/ Battle and you can't change it or it permant
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:27pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:27pm
#7
Parallel Aeon simply CANCELS the uncancellation before it happens and banishes Salty.EXE to Hecc for 75 thousand millenia!

(Hey, if you get to abandon logic, so do I.)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:30pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:30pm
#8
You can't cancel the uncancellable he was banish and now he's rules a stone

XD
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:33pm Edited on 2019/03/10 at 3:37pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:33pm Edited 2019/03/10 at 3:37pm
#9
Parallel Aeon just DID, and you can't deny it. He ALSO was banned from the place you were planing on banning him to.

He then uses the Anti-Salty.EXE Wave, a wave that has an infinityx65% chance of instakilling Salty.EXE regardless of literally anything else, and ONLY Salty.EXE. Salty.EXE is dead now.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:40pm Edited on 2019/03/10 at 3:40pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:40pm Edited 2019/03/10 at 3:40pm
#10
No he isn't. Stop trying to turn my characters into stones.
Also, they're immune to Uninstall.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:41pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:41pm
#11
@RotomSlashBlast : "Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though."

Back to Aeon being in a stone Salty punched the so hard it broke and it remove his entie body but his eye
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:44pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:44pm
#12
Isn't that the same as trying to control them? Now cut that crap out.

Salty.EXE's actions have become nonexistent regardless of literally anything ever, and there is literally nothing that literally ANY BEING IN ANY OMNIVERSE EVER can do to change that, no matter what. Period. No loopholes, no coming back, no ifs, ands, or buts.

ANYWAY.

Aeon keeps scouring the planet, looking for survivors.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 3:55pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 3:55pm
#13
@RotomSlashBlast : Now your controlling me


Salty.exe finds a secret base where he can build the ultimate Weapon
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 4:09pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 4:09pm
#14
Actually, I'm trying to IGNORE you.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 4:10pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 4:10pm
#15
Then we stop anyway this is honestly wasting my time

This base is power proof nothing can penetrate through this base even the strongest things combined.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 4:24pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 4:24pm
#16
ANYWAY.

Aeon keeps looking for survivors.
Alternate Aeon keeps level grinding.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 4:27pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 4:27pm
#17
I honestly lost track of everything that has just happened.

What was the last action done towards my characters before the thing with Salty?
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 4:32pm Edited on 2019/03/10 at 4:33pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 4:32pm Edited 2019/03/10 at 4:33pm
#18
"Ancient Norez, tired of being ignored, tries to fireball what obviously isn't Type Null."
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 10th, 2019 at 5:10pm
Posted 2019/03/10 at 5:10pm
#19
Ah, right, thanks.

What obviously isn't Type: Null avoids the attack, then counters with Sandstorm.

Ugh, you IDIOT! The Sandstorm is only to cause damage to us, too!
Sorry, I don't exactly know Sand-Attack...
If you may allow me, and this time without launching a ball of ghost energy in my jaw...

Parallel Beta Shadow generates a Sandstorm-proof veil around the entire team.

...So, wait, are you NOT Reaper?
Yes and no. No, I am NOT Reaper. Never was, and neither was he. It was just a nickname that caught on. But he and I are indeed the same entity(ish), just from different universes.
But the boss stated that he exists in most of the universes in this connected multiverse...?
...It is all one big, complicated mess to explain. ...That's why it's always best if it isn't explained... Only a certain few would comprehend it.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 11th, 2019 at 1:04am Edited on 2019/03/11 at 9:22am
Posted 2019/03/11 at 1:04am Edited 2019/03/11 at 9:22am
#20
The hardhats of the Space Metalls protect them from the sandstorm. One of them serves as a protective and questionably fashionable hat for the Captain Sniper Joe. Said Captain Sniper Joe spots both the ancient Norez and Alternative Aeon. With one wave of its blade the Metalls have found their new target...
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