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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2019
Yoshi2019
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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The Letter L
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Posted on March 13th, 2019 at 2:49pm
Posted 2019/03/13 at 2:49pm
#1
However with space miles don't really mean much so its even closer now,
Meanwhile the letter L is having a nervous breakdown,since a tornado is in the distance,His ego is going nuts,an asteroid is coming near,and a nobody is annoying him
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 13th, 2019 at 5:31pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 3:28pm
Posted 2019/03/13 at 5:31pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 3:28pm
#2
Ancient Norez falls asleep.
Aeon FINALLY finds someone!

 hey m8 not cool wut the actual *regaed* did u ned 2 ter of ma rof 4
 Look, I know the introduction is rude, but I gotta find someone who knows the Ancient Language™ and hasn't collected any plot artifacts.
 ye i fit bof dos catamagorys m6 wats it 2 u
 ...I need to gather the power stars so I can take down the GRAND NOVA of Universe 3.
 boi hell no
 w8 wat u doin w/ ur i's

Suddenly, Aeon's eyes stop having irises and start glowing a very, VERY angry shade of red...!

 LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SH*T. I HAVE HAULED A** ACROSS THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE A PARALLEL UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOUR DUMBA** RUN-DOWN WISH-GRANTING ENTITY THAT RUNS OFF YOUR AGING TECHNOLOGY HAS DECIDED TO NUKE THE UNIVERSE HE'S IN. THEREFORE, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE DECIDES TO SH*T ALL OVER THIS ONE AS WELL. AND THEN, AFTER I LEARN ABOUT THIS, I COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT ACCESS ARK IS THE ONLY P**S-STAINED SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HECC WE HAVE AGAINST HIM. SO I DECIDE TO HEAD TO THAT ONE SHRINE THAT SUPPOSEDLY HAS ALL THE INFO ON ANCIENT TECH™, ONLY FOR IT TO HAVE BEEN F*CKED UP BY SOME A**HOLE, AND THEN WHEN I FIND A SURVIVOR WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE WHEREABOUTS, IT GETS F*CKED UP EVEN FURTHER BY SAID A**HOLE! THEN, AFTER I FIX THE GUY WITH CRAZY DIAMOND, IT TURNS OUT I WAS IN THE WRONG F*CKING PLACE AT THE WRONG F*CKING TIME! THEN AFTER I FINALLY FIND NIZUADUNO, A FOUR-HEADED RHINO-DRAGON A**HOLE DECIDES TO RUIN MY DAY EVEN FURHTER BY HITTING ME WITH FIREBALLS, THUS REQUIRING ME TO SNEAK OFF WHILST SOME OTHER SH*TSTAINS DEAL WITH IT, AND NOW THERE'S A F*CKING SANDSTORM ON THE PLANET! IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO MY TERMS, YOU WILL PERSONALLY BE THE ONE WHO F*CK OVER THIS ENTIRE F*ING UNIVERSE, AND AFTER GRAND NOVA F*CKS THIS PLACE OVER, I WILL PERSONALLY TEAR OUT ALL OF YOUR F*CKING EYEBALLS AND BLEND THEM WITH YOUR S***, AND THEN FORCEFEED YOU MY RENDITION OF A S*** SUNDAE, WITH A SIDE OF FRIES, WITH YOUR BLOOD AS THE KETCHUP!! GOT IT, YOU A**CLOWN!?
 alrite *regaed* dood u don need 2 git triggrd ovr it
 Yeah, that's what I thought.

Moronicule has (reluctantly) joined the party!
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Orange Leaf
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Posted on March 13th, 2019 at 8:11pm Edited on 2019/03/13 at 8:22pm
Posted 2019/03/13 at 8:11pm Edited 2019/03/13 at 8:22pm
#3
Well then, it seems like we have successfully placed it to sleep. Let's finish it off while we have the chance.
Hold on now, Shadow, let's not be too hasty... I'm actually kinda curious as to what kind of nightmares a wild creature like this has... I want to know exactly what it fears the most.
You can't be serious... *Sigh* Fine, whatever. Just don't spend too much time with this, we have more important things to do.

Darkrai (because there really isn't any purpose to hiding their name anymore) enters the mind of Ancient Norez to see just what kind of nightmare the team placed it in...
GRAND NOVA sneezes suddenly. Someone somewhere must've talked about him or something.
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The Letter L
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Posted on March 13th, 2019 at 8:28pm
Posted 2019/03/13 at 8:28pm
#4
The Letter L senses a disturbance,He blast Bass clone and crash clone with atomic fire and teleports to the area where Darkrai is located idk
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 13th, 2019 at 8:40pm
Posted 2019/03/13 at 8:40pm
#5
Ancient Norez' nightmare involves them being scared of rainbows and unicorns. Also, there's one point where its revealed the the crown Ancient Norez wears is from Stuff 'R Us.
Aeon and Moronicule start looking for the first Power Star.
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Orange Leaf
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Posted on March 13th, 2019 at 9:36pm
Posted 2019/03/13 at 9:36pm
#6
...
Yeah I can see why this was a lame idea.

Darkrai exits the mind of the Ancient Norez.

This whole trip has honestly been worthless. Let's go to Universe 2, maybe there's something more worthwhile over there.

Type: Null then opens up an Ultra Wormhole, and both Darkrai and Shadow Mewtwo exits through it.

Well, see you around, random robot who got here somehow and kinda resembles the letter L for whatever reason!

Type: Null follows Darkrai and Shadow Mewtwo, the Ultra Wormhole closing behind them, taking them to Universe 2.
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GammaGhost
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 10:14am Edited on 2019/03/14 at 10:29am
Posted 2019/03/14 at 10:14am Edited 2019/03/14 at 10:29am
#7
But before the wormhole closed, something unseen to the naked eye followed them.
_________________________________________________
A disembodied voice tells Aeon that the reason why the shrine lacked any ancient technology was because in this universe, the ancients never settled there. In fact, compared to Universe 3, the ancients died out long ago. However, Access Ark still exists, albeit with...differences...
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 2:37pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 3:26pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 2:37pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 3:26pm
#8
Aeon decides to talk with whatever voice told him that.

Imgur Look man, just tell me where the Power Stars are located.
Imgur Also, it's pronounced "Ancients™". not Ancients.
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Orange Leaf
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 2:40pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 3:56pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 2:40pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 3:56pm
#9
As Beta Shadow continues his travels to find out more about Emperor Wily, how he became the ruler of the land/world/whatever, and what his goals are, he comes across an odd store...

I don't think this place has any information on Emperor Wily, but at the very least I might get something useful from here...

And so, Beta Shadow enters the store, as the camera dramatically pans up to reveal the store's name...

Stuff 'R Us.
Meanwhile, the Nightmare Force (Darkrai's squad) enters within Universe 2.

I feel like someone followed us here...
Even if it did, it is of no concern to us. If we don't attack them, they might not attack us.
Got it, Shadow?
Funny, not once do I remember a moment when I asked to be patronized during the mission.
Funny, the way I remember it, you certainly asked for EXACTLY that back when you went against orders and attacked an ENTIRE TOWN FOR NO REASON.
THIS AGAIN!? For your information, I am a Pokemon of DESTRUCTION! WAY moreso than that bacon-bird could EVER be! If I want to destroy an entire city population, then I'm going to ing do it!
Besides, I ended up finding him that way, didn't I?
Yeah, then we brutally lost to him.
First off, that was just our first battle with him.
And second off, that is all besides the point!
No, that is directly on the point.
You are a loose cannon, Shadow. You are ALWAYS going against my orders, and it always ends up ruining everything!
That's because you ALWAYS act like you are better than you actually are! I shouldn't listen to the orders of someone who boasts about themselves because a purple, miscolored FREAK is stronger than you!
HE IS NOT STRONGER THAN ME! I AM A LEGENDARY BEING, AND HE'S NO MORE THAN A LOW-CLASS WANNABE WRETCH! AND A GENETIC FREAK TO BOOT, THE LOWEST OF THE LOW! AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE'S STRONGER THAN ME OR ANY OTHER LEGENDARY, LET ALONE FEAR HIM THE SAME WAY THE OTHER LEGENDARIES AND MYTHICALS DO!
NOW look who's getting off-topic.
Shut up, you are in NO permission to speak, Mr. "I'm-The-World's-Most-Powerful-Pokemon-Because-I-Touched-A-ing-Stone"! If there's anyone with an ego too big for their non-existent breeches, it's YOU! You may THINK you are the strongest there is, when all along you only got your power from Mew's DNA and a stone of dark energy. YOU. ARE. AN. UNORIGINAL. HACK.
Uh, guys, don't you think we should-
CAN IT, NULL!
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The Letter L
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 6:17pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 6:31pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 6:17pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 6:31pm
#10
The letter l is screwing around(it also is disconnected since it is not in battle)

burner-man YOU PIECE OF SH*T WE NEED TO GO AFTER THEM NOW FISH FINS!

bass-ds I must be the STRONGEST ROBOT

sword-manLook fish fins,it is rare I get angry...BUT YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!I WILL AND CAN SLICE YOU IN HALF,WE HAVE THE DAME GOD DAMN GOAL...now,help us find those creatures

blade-man damn...

bass-ds ....TREBLE!...lets go...

They all look strenuously for the pokemon.
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GammaGhost
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 6:28pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 6:43pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 6:28pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 6:43pm
#11
The voice tells Aeon the location of one Power Star by stating that the star is within the center of the very planet their standing on. "Before you go, take this!"
A small perfectly symmetrical chest is suddenly warped into Aeon's hands. "Use this to store the stars, if you desire. Oh, and watch out for the meteoroid above your heads!"

The meteoroid that was spoken about earlier suddenly yells out a loud "YEEHAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
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The arguing empowered the entity. A loud voice announces to the Nightmare Force that they have granted the following status effect; "Eye of Chaos". Its unknown what said effect does, but there doesn't seem to be a way to remove it...
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Orange Leaf
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 6:49pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 6:49pm
#12
Unfortunately, no matter how loud the voice was, it seems that the two Legendaries' heads are too far up their es to hear it.

At least I'm not some creep who spies on people's dreams for a living!
Well at least I have a hobby!
I DO have a hobby, it's called destroying things!
Yeah, and ruining missions apparently!
Well gee, then maybe I shouldn't be on these missions! Maybe you would be better off without me, what with the DRAGON I HELPED YOU KILL!
We never killed the dragon, we left it in its worst nightmares!
Oh, yeah, that's right! Because you decided it was a good idea to leave it alive so that you wouldn't have to deal with Fairyland!

...I, uh... Don't know who you are, Mr. Disembodied Voice, but uh... Thanks, I guess? Might be useful... Maybe...
Don't, uh... Don't worry about them. They kinda do this every week... They'll stop eventually... Maybe...
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 7:29pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 7:58pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 7:29pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 7:58pm
#13
 Hold on, let me take care of this.

Suddenly, Aeon poses at the meteor.

 Star Platinum! Za Warudo!

Suddenly, time stops! Also, Aeon can't use heaven stands IN GENERAL because of that PK Egg a while back. He can use time stops, though. He then uses Attack Mode and uses the remainder of his timestop to charge twin BFGs. He then fires a BFG blast as big as the meteoroid! Then, he pulls out a giant drill and tunnels directly to the center of the planet and stores the Power Star in the chest, then heads out with Moronicule in tow.
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GammaGhost
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 8:11pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 8:23pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 8:11pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 8:23pm
#14
The meteoroid continued to spout out random cowboy slang until the sudden appearance of the large BFG blast.


"Well, I better on paddle out of here. Oh wait, I can't change my course. I guess I better pass in my chips." The meteoroid then proceeded to sing "Cowboy's Lament" by Burl Ives. Before the International Copyright Division could sue it, the meteoroid was destroyed by the blast, causing it to break up into thousands of pieces. The hat itself was destroyed but instead of being eviscerated, it turned into a thousand little cowboy hats.
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The Letter L
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 9:27pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 9:30pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 9:27pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 9:30pm
#15
The letter L arrives
8 bit death metal plays
solar-man I could hear you idiots from light years away!
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Orange Leaf
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 9:31pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 9:57pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 9:31pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 9:57pm
#16
The two idiots apparently still aren't paying attention to their surroundings.

(Oh, geez...)
Look, I have no idea what this is about, but uh... I can assure you what we're doing here will not affect you in any way.
I mean... I'd be lying if I said this wasn't part of an evil plot, but I'd also be lying if I said it had anything to do with your universe or any of the others connected to it.
You see, our boss has asked us to, in his place, study certain points in the 6 different... Universes... Timelines... Worldlines... Tomlines... or any of the sorts.
For what reason, I don't know. But he has assured us his ultimate goal will have no effect on any of these universes.
In fact, he kinda sent us because he doesn't want anything to do with this place anymore, saying it was like, and I quote:
"a meme-packed nuclear bomb that has 10,000 miniature versions of itself packed inside it that has been dropped onto a warzone that's hosting the battle between the Devil himself and the forces of Hell against an army of Godzillas, all while Smash Mouth's 'All Star' is playing over all the chaos at full volume with the DJs being "Weird Al" Yankovic and Sans Undertale."
...I... Honestly don't have a clue about the identities of who the Devil, Godzilla, "Weird Al" Yankovic, or Sans Undertale is, nor do I know anything about what either Smash Mouth or Hell is, but I took his word for it.
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ChargeMan ForMMRPG
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 12:13pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 12:13pm
#17
Salt changed the music to Hotel Mario Intro
And stomped Null and L eh Luigi.
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The Letter L
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 12:37pm Edited on 2019/03/15 at 12:42pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 12:37pm Edited 2019/03/15 at 12:42pm
#18
pharaoh-man well...our main goal is getting rid of anything evil....somewhat

heat-man well...infinite power is nice as well...I think

fire-man BUT ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO JUSTICE

gemini-man Oh lord...not this again

blade-man anyways...let's FUUUSSEEE....again

The Letter L fuses together again...mostly wanting to shut the idiots up,then gets kicked by Salt
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Orange Leaf
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 2:21pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 2:21pm
#19
...Well, that happened.

In conclusion, you're a piece of .
Well, in my conclusion, you're no Big Nugget either, pal.
You two done?
Yeah pretty much.
Good, because we should probably get going.
By the way, what was that earlier about an "Eye of Chaos"?
I'd say that I would explain it along the way, but it wasn't really explained at all.

The Nightmare Force sneaks away while the Letter L is busy with Salt.
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GammaGhost
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 2:30pm Edited on 2019/03/15 at 2:36pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 2:30pm Edited 2019/03/15 at 2:36pm
#20
Suddenly, a voice announces to the three that the status effect "Eye of Chaos" results in multiple strange effects to occur, ranging from transformations to power boosts to enemies spawning atop of their heads. You never know what you're going to get. Because the voice was so loud, The Letter L and Salt could hear it and know the location of the voice.
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