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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2019
Yoshi2019
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 7:29pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 7:58pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 7:29pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 7:58pm
#1
 Hold on, let me take care of this.

Suddenly, Aeon poses at the meteor.

 Star Platinum! Za Warudo!

Suddenly, time stops! Also, Aeon can't use heaven stands IN GENERAL because of that PK Egg a while back. He can use time stops, though. He then uses Attack Mode and uses the remainder of his timestop to charge twin BFGs. He then fires a BFG blast as big as the meteoroid! Then, he pulls out a giant drill and tunnels directly to the center of the planet and stores the Power Star in the chest, then heads out with Moronicule in tow.
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_-ERROR-_
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 8:11pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 8:23pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 8:11pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 8:23pm
#2
The meteoroid continued to spout out random cowboy slang until the sudden appearance of the large BFG blast.


"Well, I better on paddle out of here. Oh wait, I can't change my course. I guess I better pass in my chips." The meteoroid then proceeded to sing "Cowboy's Lament" by Burl Ives. Before the International Copyright Division could sue it, the meteoroid was destroyed by the blast, causing it to break up into thousands of pieces. The hat itself was destroyed but instead of being eviscerated, it turned into a thousand little cowboy hats.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 9:27pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 9:30pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 9:27pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 9:30pm
#3
The letter L arrives
8 bit death metal plays
solar-man I could hear you idiots from light years away!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 9:31pm Edited on 2019/03/14 at 9:57pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 9:31pm Edited 2019/03/14 at 9:57pm
#4
The two idiots apparently still aren't paying attention to their surroundings.

(Oh, geez...)
Look, I have no idea what this is about, but uh... I can assure you what we're doing here will not affect you in any way.
I mean... I'd be lying if I said this wasn't part of an evil plot, but I'd also be lying if I said it had anything to do with your universe or any of the others connected to it.
You see, our boss has asked us to, in his place, study certain points in the 6 different... Universes... Timelines... Worldlines... Tomlines... or any of the sorts.
For what reason, I don't know. But he has assured us his ultimate goal will have no effect on any of these universes.
In fact, he kinda sent us because he doesn't want anything to do with this place anymore, saying it was like, and I quote:
"a meme-packed nuclear bomb that has 10,000 miniature versions of itself packed inside it that has been dropped onto a warzone that's hosting the battle between the Devil himself and the forces of Hell against an army of Godzillas, all while Smash Mouth's 'All Star' is playing over all the chaos at full volume with the DJs being "Weird Al" Yankovic and Sans Undertale."
...I... Honestly don't have a clue about the identities of who the Devil, Godzilla, "Weird Al" Yankovic, or Sans Undertale is, nor do I know anything about what either Smash Mouth or Hell is, but I took his word for it.
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Remix
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 12:13pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 12:13pm
#5
Salt changed the music to Hotel Mario Intro
And stomped Null and L eh Luigi.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 12:37pm Edited on 2019/03/15 at 12:42pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 12:37pm Edited 2019/03/15 at 12:42pm
#6
pharaoh-man well...our main goal is getting rid of anything evil....somewhat

heat-man well...infinite power is nice as well...I think

fire-man BUT ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO JUSTICE

gemini-man Oh lord...not this again

blade-man anyways...let's FUUUSSEEE....again

The Letter L fuses together again...mostly wanting to shut the idiots up,then gets kicked by Salt
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 2:21pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 2:21pm
#7
...Well, that happened.

In conclusion, you're a piece of .
Well, in my conclusion, you're no Big Nugget either, pal.
You two done?
Yeah pretty much.
Good, because we should probably get going.
By the way, what was that earlier about an "Eye of Chaos"?
I'd say that I would explain it along the way, but it wasn't really explained at all.

The Nightmare Force sneaks away while the Letter L is busy with Salt.
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_-ERROR-_
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 2:30pm Edited on 2019/03/15 at 2:36pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 2:30pm Edited 2019/03/15 at 2:36pm
#8
Suddenly, a voice announces to the three that the status effect "Eye of Chaos" results in multiple strange effects to occur, ranging from transformations to power boosts to enemies spawning atop of their heads. You never know what you're going to get. Because the voice was so loud, The Letter L and Salt could hear it and know the location of the voice.
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Remix
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 3:27pm Edited on 2019/03/15 at 3:35pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 3:27pm Edited 2019/03/15 at 3:35pm
#9
Salt teleported to the area and transforms into Salt Armor and started to investigate
time-man I hope this doesn’t waste my time!
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 3:36pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 3:36pm
#10
Beta Shadow starts browsing Stuff 'R Us for... well, stuff. Useful stuff to be precise.
Salt has successfully teleported merely 5 feet away from his earlier location.

*Slow claps*

*Sigh* Great, it's you again. Listen, you want to investigate what we're up to? Fine. Just don't randomly attack us out of the blue like you did earlier. The LAST thing we're looking for right now is trouble.
...I'm pretty sure this is a different perso-
Null, just... Just don't. We don't want Shadow going off again, now do we?
... *Deep breath in* Regardless... Feel free to follow us or whatever, I don't care. Just... This time respect our right to avoid unnecessary conflict.
At least you're controlling your temper for once. Now then, let's see if we can't find some ancient ruins or something like that to study. Who knows, we might actually find out something useful or interesting. For once.
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Remix
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 3:47pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 3:47pm
#11
Seriously
However his form looks disgusting so he will change it later.
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 5:16pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 5:16pm
#12
Aeon starts looking for the second Power Star. Though, he thinks it wold have been cooler if he tunneled all the way, grabbed the star, and kept tunneling, thus leaving a giant hole through the center of the planet. He's not sure what the gravitational consequences of that would be, though.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 6:51pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 6:51pm
#13
The Letter L follows the voice as well

toad-man Ok...common sense time...mind if we work with you guys?We have nothing better to do,and I want to meet your leader or whatever his name is....AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

heat-man don't we need like more power tho

(fire man looks at Toad Satan in rage,then looks at heat man.)

wood-man Good idea lighter face...but I still hate you

heat-man k

Fire Man snaps

fire-man LISTEN HERE PIPSQUEAK!YOU NEED TO ACT MORE LIKE A FLAME ROBOT AND GET YOUR JUUSTICE ON...Get a line like MY GLORY LIGHTS ALL OR SOMETHING!EVEN YOUR THEME SOUNDS LIKE IT FILING A PRESCRIPTION FOR ANTIDEPRESSANTS!JUST LISTEN TO SOLAR MAN'S THEME!

flame-man ...ok then...anyways toad satans offer still stands
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Yoshi2019
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 6:52pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 6:52pm
#14
"We can help. We have plenty of experience against Pokemon and some against GRAND NOVA."
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 7:15pm Edited on 2019/03/15 at 7:17pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 7:15pm Edited 2019/03/15 at 7:17pm
#15
Ok, this is starting to become a bit too much happening at once...
...Let me state first that our boss- who isn't in any of the 6 Universes connected to this one, by the way- says we can't bring back any outsiders unless their Reapers- the entities who created you, that is- are known as either "Beta Shadow" or "Maroon Text Guy" due to something called a... "Server Lock".
Apparently it's that your Reapers have to have an account on something called "Discord" AND have that account have access to some chatting server called "*DATA EXPUNGED* Roleplay Thingy" or some like that, honestly I don't understand any of it.
Secondly, to the people of Yoshi Team- And don't ask how I know who you are because I don't really know or care- while I don't know who this GRAND NOVA is, this entity known as "the Letter L" has agreed to assist us, so fighting against us would be counterproductive.
In other words: Thank you for your concern, but you have wasted your time. Please, leave this place and go back to wherever you came from until you get your priorities straightened out. Please and thank you.
...Ok, now that we (hopefully) got everything straightened out, who wants to follow us to find some kind of buried ancient civilization or whatever we find first.
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 8:04pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 8:04pm
#16
heat-man *breaths in,Fire Man gives him a thumbs up* I will light the way,to our path forward!HEATING UP OUR DESTINY!INCINERATING OUR ENEMIES!

Scattered applause
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 11:54am Edited on 2019/03/17 at 12:34pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 11:54am Edited 2019/03/17 at 12:34pm
#17
Alternate Aeon is has found the 4th Sol Needle, when suddenly...!

 *chuckle*
 What you don't realize is that I've pulled the 5th and 3rd Sol Needles.
 You see, Alternate Aeon, I am the Alpha and the Omega.
 Lame.
 NOT FINISHED YET.
 Anyway, I am the myth. The legend. The guy who makes pizza sandwiches. The infinite one. I...
sheep-man AM SHEEP MAN!
sheep-man I've come here to take the Sol Needles for Emperor Wily!
 You DO know how Sol Needles work, right?
sheep-man Do I look like I care? Because I'm not PROGRAMMED to care about that!
sheep-man All I care about is the fact that I somehow gained the ability to use PSI, and that I have a mission!
sheep-man And part of that mission...
sheep-man Involves kicking your *REGGAE'D*!

*earthbound-style boss swirl thingy*

Sheep Man appeared!

(SOL NEEDLES PROGERESS)
Alternate Aeon: 1st, 6th (he also has the 2nd needle as a weapon)
Sheep Man: 3rd, 5th
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Remix
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Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 12:36pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 12:36pm
#18
Salt's rival Clash has appeared
With a Super Gear or something else
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 12:42pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 12:42pm
#19
flame-man Oh no...This is gonna suck...

burner-man FUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEE!

They fuse and get ready to beat the crap out of Clash
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Remix
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Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 12:51pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 12:51pm
#20
Clash uses Flurry Rush/Attack from Breath of the wild
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