Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 7993 Times
Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 7:29pmEdited on 2019/03/14 at 7:58pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 7:29pmEdited 2019/03/14 at 7:58pm
Hold on, let me take care of this.
Suddenly, Aeon poses at the meteor.
Star Platinum! Za Warudo!
Suddenly, time stops! Also, Aeon can't use heaven stands IN GENERAL because of that PK Egg a while back. He can use time stops, though. He then uses Attack Mode and uses the remainder of his timestop to charge twin BFGs. He then fires a BFG blast as big as the meteoroid! Then, he pulls out a giant drill and tunnels directly to the center of the planet and stores the Power Star in the chest, then heads out with Moronicule in tow.
Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 8:11pmEdited on 2019/03/14 at 8:23pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 8:11pmEdited 2019/03/14 at 8:23pm
The meteoroid continued to spout out random cowboy slang until the sudden appearance of the large BFG blast.
"Well, I better on paddle out of here. Oh wait, I can't change my course. I guess I better pass in my chips." The meteoroid then proceeded to sing "Cowboy's Lament" by Burl Ives. Before the International Copyright Division could sue it, the meteoroid was destroyed by the blast, causing it to break up into thousands of pieces. The hat itself was destroyed but instead of being eviscerated, it turned into a thousand little cowboy hats.
Posted on March 14th, 2019 at 9:31pmEdited on 2019/03/14 at 9:57pm
Posted 2019/03/14 at 9:31pmEdited 2019/03/14 at 9:57pm
The two idiots apparently still aren't paying attention to their surroundings.
(Oh, geez...) Look, I have no idea what this is about, but uh... I can assure you what we're doing here will not affect you in any way. I mean... I'd be lying if I said this wasn't part of an evil plot, but I'd also be lying if I said it had anything to do with your universe or any of the others connected to it. You see, our boss has asked us to, in his place, study certain points in the 6 different... Universes... Timelines... Worldlines... Tomlines... or any of the sorts. For what reason, I don't know. But he has assured us his ultimate goal will have no effect on any of these universes. In fact, he kinda sent us because he doesn't want anything to do with this place anymore, saying it was like, and I quote:
"a meme-packed nuclear bomb that has 10,000 miniature versions of itself packed inside it that has been dropped onto a warzone that's hosting the battle between the Devil himself and the forces of Hell against an army of Godzillas, all while Smash Mouth's 'All Star' is playing over all the chaos at full volume with the DJs being "Weird Al" Yankovic and Sans Undertale."
...I... Honestly don't have a clue about the identities of who the Devil, Godzilla, "Weird Al" Yankovic, or Sans Undertale is, nor do I know anything about what either Smash Mouth or Hell is, but I took his word for it.
In conclusion, you're a piece of . Well, in my conclusion, you're no Big Nugget either, pal. You two done? Yeah pretty much. Good, because we should probably get going. By the way, what was that earlier about an "Eye of Chaos"? I'd say that I would explain it along the way, but it wasn't really explained at all.
The Nightmare Force sneaks away while the Letter L is busy with Salt.
Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 2:30pmEdited on 2019/03/15 at 2:36pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 2:30pmEdited 2019/03/15 at 2:36pm
Suddenly, a voice announces to the three that the status effect "Eye of Chaos" results in multiple strange effects to occur, ranging from transformations to power boosts to enemies spawning atop of their heads. You never know what you're going to get. Because the voice was so loud, The Letter L and Salt could hear it and know the location of the voice.
Beta Shadow starts browsing Stuff 'R Us for... well, stuff. Useful stuff to be precise.Salt has successfully teleported merely 5 feet away from his earlier location.
*Sigh* Great, it's you again. Listen, you want to investigate what we're up to? Fine. Just don't randomly attack us out of the blue like you did earlier. The LAST thing we're looking for right now is trouble. ...I'm pretty sure this is a different perso- Null, just... Just don't. We don't want Shadow going off again, now do we? ... *Deep breath in* Regardless... Feel free to follow us or whatever, I don't care. Just... This time respect our right to avoid unnecessary conflict. At least you're controlling your temper for once. Now then, let's see if we can't find some ancient ruins or something like that to study. Who knows, we might actually find out something useful or interesting. For once.
Aeon starts looking for the second Power Star. Though, he thinks it wold have been cooler if he tunneled all the way, grabbed the star, and kept tunneling, thus leaving a giant hole through the center of the planet. He's not sure what the gravitational consequences of that would be, though.
Ok...common sense time...mind if we work with you guys?We have nothing better to do,and I want to meet your leader or whatever his name is....AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
don't we need like more power tho
(fire man looks at Toad Satan in rage,then looks at heat man.)
Good idea lighter face...but I still hate you
Fire Man snaps
LISTEN HERE PIPSQUEAK!YOU NEED TO ACT MORE LIKE A FLAME ROBOT AND GET YOUR JUUSTICE ON...Get a line like MY GLORY LIGHTS ALL OR SOMETHING!EVEN YOUR THEME SOUNDS LIKE IT FILING A PRESCRIPTION FOR ANTIDEPRESSANTS!JUST LISTEN TO SOLAR MAN'S THEME!
...ok then...anyways toad satans offer still stands
Posted on March 15th, 2019 at 7:15pmEdited on 2019/03/15 at 7:17pm
Posted 2019/03/15 at 7:15pmEdited 2019/03/15 at 7:17pm
Ok, this is starting to become a bit too much happening at once... ...Let me state first that our boss- who isn't in any of the 6 Universes connected to this one, by the way- says we can't bring back any outsiders unless their Reapers- the entities who created you, that is- are known as either "Beta Shadow" or "Maroon Text Guy" due to something called a... "Server Lock". Apparently it's that your Reapers have to have an account on something called "Discord" AND have that account have access to some chatting server called "*DATA EXPUNGED* Roleplay Thingy" or some like that, honestly I don't understand any of it. Secondly, to the people of Yoshi Team- And don't ask how I know who you are because I don't really know or care- while I don't know who this GRAND NOVA is, this entity known as "the Letter L" has agreed to assist us, so fighting against us would be counterproductive. In other words: Thank you for your concern, but you have wasted your time. Please, leave this place and go back to wherever you came from until you get your priorities straightened out. Please and thank you. ...Ok, now that we (hopefully) got everything straightened out, who wants to follow us to find some kind of buried ancient civilization or whatever we find first.
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 11:54amEdited on 2019/03/17 at 12:34pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 11:54amEdited 2019/03/17 at 12:34pm
Alternate Aeon is has found the 4th Sol Needle, when suddenly...!
*chuckle* What you don't realize is that I've pulled the 5th and 3rd Sol Needles. You see, Alternate Aeon, I am the Alpha and the Omega. Lame. NOT FINISHED YET. Anyway, I am the myth. The legend. The guy who makes pizza sandwiches. The infinite one. I... AM SHEEP MAN! I've come here to take the Sol Needles for Emperor Wily! You DO know how Sol Needles work, right? Do I look like I care? Because I'm not PROGRAMMED to care about that! All I care about is the fact that I somehow gained the ability to use PSI, and that I have a mission! And part of that mission... Involves kicking your !