Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
Well now, this guy came out of nowhere. Come on boys, let's- Wait a minute, Darkrai... I think I sense something far more interesting up ahead. I say we investigate THAT instead. But wait, what about- As long as they don't see us as enemies, they are of no concern. And we didn't come here to make allies, now did we? Well then, let's not waste any more time.
Darkrai and Shadow Mewtwo heads off to Alternate Aeon's and Sheep Man's location. Type: Null, on the other hand...
...Ok, I might not be able to do much, but...
Type: Null attacks Clash with Icy Wind, which also lowers Speed!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 1:57pmEdited on 2019/03/17 at 1:58pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 1:57pmEdited 2019/03/17 at 1:58pm
#8
...Ok nevermind, I thought he was like, your enemy or something. I suppose if you don't need help against him, I'll just be on my way.
Type: Null leaves the area. However, instead of immediately heading back to Darkrai and Shadow Mewtwo...
...While I'm alone, actually...
Type: Null hides behind a couple of bushes and takes off his mask, becoming Silvally. He then begins to quietly speak into some form of communicator...
Master, I'd like to make a report of what I found thus far. ...No, Yveltal hasn't failed yet. ...The robot known as "Ninja Man" is still trying to find the Security Room. ...No I don't know how close he is to finding it. ...Because I'm in another universe right now. ...Look, long story short, I'm doing an inter-dimensional mission for Ninja Ghost. ...No, he still doesn't suspect a thing. ...Well, thus far he found an extra-powerful Starforce known as the Rouge Stars. ...Unfortunately, he keeps them in the vault, and I don't know the combination. ...He didn't write down the combination anywhere. ...I can't just ask him, he's not going to tell me! ...You KNOW I can't learn Hypnosis. ...*Sigh* alright, I'll see what I can do. But I can't make any promises. ...I'll let you know if we find anything else of use. You can count on me, Master Necrozma. Silvally, out.
Silvally turns off the communicator and puts the mask back on, returning to the state of Type: Null.
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 2:00pmEdited on 2019/03/17 at 2:04pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 2:00pmEdited 2019/03/17 at 2:04pm
#9
Sheep Man used Spark Shock!42 damage to Alternate Aeon! Alternate Aeon tried PK Shield α! Alternate Aeon is now resistant to PSI! Sheep Man used Speed Break! Alternate Aeon's speed sharply fell!
Really, dude? Speed Break? Look, I thought you'd be a bit faster than what I'm used to, okay?
Alternate Aeon attacks!
ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI!
7 HIT COMBO! Sheep man took a total of 385 damage! Sheep Man used Energy Boost! Sheep Man restored 97 Health! Alternate Aeon tried PK Hax γ! Sheep Man took 480 damage!
You think you have me on the ropes? Take a look at THIS !
Sheep Man split into 4 clouds!
Big deal, like I can't just do THIS.
Alternate Aeon tried PK Hax γ again! It didn't do anything to the clouds!
Wait, WHAT!?
Cloud A used Thunder Wool Strike! Alternate Aeon took 68 damage! Cloud B used Thunder Wool Strike! Alternate Aeon took 68 damage! Cloud C used Thunder Wool Strike! Alternate Aeon took 68 damage! Cloud D used Thunder Wool Strike! Alternate Aeon took 68 damage!
The clouds form back into Sheep Man!
) Okay, what the hell was that!? You can't just give yourself extra turns like that! You can't just go attacking randomly like that. It's only gonna get you hurt. This still ain't over, ya know! And you wanna know why!?
Alternate Aeon tried PK Lifeup γ! Alternate Aeon's health was maxed out! (314 Health recovered)
That. THAT'S why. Those reserves of yours are going to run out eventually! Until then, I'll just press the attack!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 3:39pmEdited on 2019/03/17 at 3:43pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 3:39pmEdited 2019/03/17 at 3:43pm
#13
It seems that Null is immune to having his robotic DNA switch... Or could it be that he ISN'T a robot, and Robot DNA is not compatible with his body?
...Wait, it's definitely the latter. We actually concluded this long ago.
Meanwhile, with Alternate Aeon and Sheep Man...
Beta Shadow joined the Battle!
Well, I found nothing in Stuff 'R Us. Well, except for this solid gold thing with a skull on it.
It holds absolutely no power to it whatsoever. However, it's pretty big and durable, so it makes for a good shield. Also, it probably looks very good on a wall. Anyways, tell me where Emperor Wily is based at or prepare to face the memes!
(Before anyone asks or attempts, I kinda just found the url for the Challenge Marker's sprites and used an image editor to crop it. As far as I know, there's no actual way to use the Challenge Marker in the Community through other means.)
Suddenly,The Letter L becomes some sort of Black hole,absorbing the dark robots,and robots already fused with,he also decides to absorb his several parallel versions because WHY NOT MORE POWER
Also all Time bots as well now fun. (did I go to far?)
Do you HONESTLY think I'm going to rat out His Majesty's location? Even if I DID, he'd just have Saturn summon a portal and have Strike Man throw a bunch of Rebound Strikers into it! It'm not dumb, you know! Besides, I'm still not done with this guy!
Sheep Man used Defense Assault! Alternate Aeon attacks! (ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI) 8 hits! Sheep Man took 440 damage!
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 4:25pmEdited on 2019/03/17 at 4:39pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 4:25pmEdited 2019/03/17 at 4:39pm
#18
Check THIS out.
Beta Shadow uses Defense Support +, raising the entire team's defense by two stages! Darkrai joined the Battle! Shadow Mewtwo joined the Battle!
YOU guys!? Ugh, it's THIS guy. Ninja Ghost warned us about you. 3 on 1 is an unfair battle, so WE decided to turn the tables and make it 3 on 4! (Also maybe Sheep Man here can tell us about some Ancient Ruins afterwards.) ...Uh, Shadow? ...I don't think Null followed us here. ... ...Fine, then! Evenly matched it is!
Shadow Mewtwo used Shadow Ball! 205 damage to Beta Shadow! Darkrai lures Mighty into a Nightmare...
Posted on March 17th, 2019 at 5:14pmEdited on 2019/03/17 at 5:44pm
Posted 2019/03/17 at 5:14pmEdited 2019/03/17 at 5:44pm
#20
Beta Shadow casts Shadow Rain! 84 Damage to Sheep Man! 89 Damage to Shadow Mewtwo! 76 Damage to Darkrai! Shadow Mewtwo used Calm Mind! ERROR: statname "Special Attack" not found. Increasing Attack instead. ERROR: statname "Special Defense" not found. Increasing Defense instead.
Hey, that's just cheating! Actually, it really isn't. It's called "taking advantage of the gimmicks and mechanics that already existed in this strange battling format."
Darkrai lures Beta Shadow into a Nightmare... Beta Shadow falls asleep! Beta Shadow's nightmare seems bad... 10 Damage!
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