Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
As a matter of fact, I do know what the 4th wall is. But anyway... I'm gonna go try and find some clues about who called on Skull Reaper to kill GRAND.
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 10:09amEdited on 2019/03/21 at 10:28am
Posted 2019/03/21 at 10:09amEdited 2019/03/21 at 10:28am
#3
It appears that, apparently, all this time a well-dressed individual was sitting there and reading a holographic newspaper while they were all talking about SKULL REAPER
He closed the newspaper, stood up, and said in a gentleman-ey voice
Ahem.. Excuse me, gentlemen I believe I have something that might help you find the employer
...I don't give away my location. Tell me yours and I can go there myself. ...Or, better yet, I can look up this "Letter L's" coordinates, find their location myself in no time flat, and I will call you back when the deed is done so we can discuss payment. Let's see... Is this "Letter L" the Letter L of Universe -DATA EXPUNGED- or the Letter L of the Alphabet? Hmm, "Skull Reaper"... Didn't we hear something about him in a television ad or something? Television ads... Hrmph. Never cared for those. I always just skip the ads when watching "Tonight with Gemini". Then I guess we know what kind of PUNK to look for, PUNKS. Enough with calling everybody "Punks" already! (To Alternate Aeon) Thanks for your time, but... We've got it from here. I don't know, Ballade... They seem like they know what they're doi- Enker, I know you're the leader and all that, but this is supposed to be a Hunter Units mission. You know, for PROFESSIONALS. Yeah, you PUNK! We don't need any low-class PUNKS doing our PUNK work! ... *Sigh* Fine, very well. But at the very least, we should ask him everything he knows before we pick up where he left off. Alright, PUNK. Tell us everything you know about this "Skull Reaper" PUNK and the PUNK of a situation the three of us PUNKS are facing. (Oh, for the love of...) Stop calling everything and everyone "Punks", you yellow idiot!
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 12:23pmEdited on 2019/03/21 at 12:44pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 12:23pmEdited 2019/03/21 at 12:44pm
#7
Alright,we're at (insert location here),and he is at...(hey dark Man where is he?Use your fancy radar!) insert coordinates Alright...he's at (insert location) ,oh and it's The Letter L of universe (no idea)
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 12:44pmEdited on 2019/03/21 at 1:16pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 12:44pmEdited 2019/03/21 at 1:16pm
#9
I see... They'll be eliminated in no time, I can assure you that.
Skull Reaper hangs up.
Let's see... Universal Coordinates MMRPG-TAR-003-2... Astral Coordinates -Insert Coordinates Here-... There. ...Hm, how odd... This is the exact place I killed that GRAND NOVA... ...Whatever. It's probably just a coincidence... At least it'll take me less time to get there than it did when killing him.
The Skull Reaper warps off to Universe 3, Tomline 2 and begins to head for Letter L's location...
(EDIT: I know that Letter L went to Parallel Aeon's location, but the thing is I don't exactly know where that is, so I'm going to leave the actual message unedited until I do.)
Also maybe I'm kind of asking for attention but the gentleman bot thingy is kind of just awkwardly standing there and waiting for a response from the people who were discussing the skull reaper
Good Enough Salt wrap there along with Skull Reaper he comes across a figure Figure= Do know what to call it yet maybe Mighty but I thought that was Baa's character He fires two buster at it but it did nothing it was reflected back then he reveals himself he use Armor Bash But he wasn't no robot he was a killer protecting a Power Gem
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 3:15pmEdited on 2019/03/21 at 3:23pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 3:15pmEdited 2019/03/21 at 3:23pm
#15
(Well salt Im a being created by wily,im a fused version of all robot masters upgraded by wily and I'm being chased by his robots and skull reaper wants me dead the others want me to work for wily,anyways)
I feel like we should meet up with the skull reaper there,and make sure we can take The Letter L's probably Massive core and his I.C. chip.
*sigh* alright...(I wish they would let him have a second chance...like I almost did...)
The figure finished him of with a Heavy arm throwing thousands of miles away. He guarded the core with impenetrable Magic Zone The figure could sense something coming towards him (Anyone can come in and attack if they wanted)
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 4:25pmEdited on 2019/03/21 at 4:26pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 4:25pmEdited 2019/03/21 at 4:26pm
#17
Alright, as you wish He snaps his fingers, and after that, a table and a few chairs fall from the sky. Then out of his hat he pulls out a set of antique-looking cups, and a teapot which weirdly enough, is already filled with tea
Before we sit down and discuss all of this, I'd like to introduce myself My full name is Sir Winston Burns the Fourth, but to make things easier just call me Sir Winston, or just Winston without formality - He says while doing... That one kind of bow tophat people in films, cartoons, etc. do when they introduce themselves
*shows up* HEeyyyy......... sup?I'm just....you know...running from Skull Reaper!See,Wily sent some bots after to me to retrieve me and they called skull reaper
Delta and Alpha takes a seat at Sir Winston's table (assuming there's more than 2 chairs).
Well, I am Delta Paradox, and this here is Alpha Fire. I did not agree to being called that. Would you rather still be called "Alpha Miser"? ...Fair point.Since the Letter L was last said to be heading for Parallel Aeon's location, I'll assume that's where they went.
Chased after the Skull Reaper, eh? There's an idea... We'll use this guy as bait, then as soon as the Skull Reaper arrives, we'll all attack him at once. Yeah, then we can take the information right out of the PUNK'S mouth! Sounds good to me. You boys in?
Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 5:57pmEdited on 2019/03/21 at 6:00pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 5:57pmEdited 2019/03/21 at 6:00pm
#20
FOUND YOU!And we have backup! HAH!
god damn it Wily...*sigh...*
PROTO STRIKE!
The Proto Strike wipes away Trill,Slur,and Quint!Rockman shadow however,is no where to be seen to begin with...
DAMN!
You guys deal with the other killers,we'll deal with the others,sorry if this seems annoying,Wily's a bit of an annoying bitch in our universeHmmph...ready?
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