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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 5:51am Edited on 2019/03/21 at 5:54am
Posted 2019/03/21 at 5:51am Edited 2019/03/21 at 5:54am
#1
doc-robot yes....we need you to kill the being known as The Letter L...Tell us your location and we'll find you and bring you here...
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 7:08am
Posted 2019/03/21 at 7:08am
#2
As a matter of fact, I do know what the 4th wall is. But anyway...
I'm gonna go try and find some clues about who called on Skull Reaper to kill GRAND.

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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 10:09am Edited on 2019/03/21 at 10:28am
Posted 2019/03/21 at 10:09am Edited 2019/03/21 at 10:28am
#3
It appears that, apparently, all this time a well-dressed individual was sitting there and reading a holographic newspaper while they were all talking about SKULL REAPER

He closed the newspaper, stood up, and said in a gentleman-ey voice

Ahem.. Excuse me, gentlemen
I believe I have something that might help you find the employer
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 11:48am
Posted 2019/03/21 at 11:48am
#4
@Orange Leaf : Now a want to make my own Enker

An employer? Who is it?
Space
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 12:04pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 12:04pm
#5
...I don't give away my location. Tell me yours and I can go there myself. ...Or, better yet, I can look up this "Letter L's" coordinates, find their location myself in no time flat, and I will call you back when the deed is done so we can discuss payment.
Let's see... Is this "Letter L" the Letter L of Universe -DATA EXPUNGED- or the Letter L of the Alphabet?
Hmm, "Skull Reaper"... Didn't we hear something about him in a television ad or something?
Television ads... Hrmph. Never cared for those. I always just skip the ads when watching "Tonight with Gemini".
Then I guess we know what kind of PUNK to look for, PUNKS.
Enough with calling everybody "Punks" already! (To Alternate Aeon) Thanks for your time, but... We've got it from here.
I don't know, Ballade... They seem like they know what they're doi-
Enker, I know you're the leader and all that, but this is supposed to be a Hunter Units mission. You know, for PROFESSIONALS.
Yeah, you PUNK! We don't need any low-class PUNKS doing our PUNK work!
... *Sigh* Fine, very well. But at the very least, we should ask him everything he knows before we pick up where he left off.
Alright, PUNK. Tell us everything you know about this "Skull Reaper" PUNK and the PUNK of a situation the three of us PUNKS are facing.
(Oh, for the love of...) Stop calling everything and everyone "Punks", you yellow idiot!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 12:16pm Edited on 2019/03/21 at 12:21pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 12:16pm Edited 2019/03/21 at 12:21pm
#6
Alright...we should leave...

Wait....where did the skull man kills note go?

I think the doc robot took it...OH CRAP!

YEAH WE SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE!!!
They go to where Parallel Aeon is.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 12:23pm Edited on 2019/03/21 at 12:44pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 12:23pm Edited 2019/03/21 at 12:44pm
#7
doc-robot Alright,we're at (insert location here),and he is at...(hey dark Man where is he?Use your fancy radar!)
dark-man-4 insert coordinates
doc-robot Alright...he's at (insert location) ,oh and it's The Letter L of universe (no idea)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 12:41pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 12:41pm
#8
Since I'm lonely Can someone tell me what's going on or I won't publish anything
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 12:44pm Edited on 2019/03/21 at 1:16pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 12:44pm Edited 2019/03/21 at 1:16pm
#9
I see... They'll be eliminated in no time, I can assure you that.

Skull Reaper hangs up.

Let's see... Universal Coordinates MMRPG-TAR-003-2... Astral Coordinates -Insert Coordinates Here-... There.
...Hm, how odd... This is the exact place I killed that GRAND NOVA...
...Whatever. It's probably just a coincidence... At least it'll take me less time to get there than it did when killing him.

The Skull Reaper warps off to Universe 3, Tomline 2 and begins to head for Letter L's location...

(EDIT: I know that Letter L went to Parallel Aeon's location, but the thing is I don't exactly know where that is, so I'm going to leave the actual message unedited until I do.)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 12:56pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 12:56pm
#10
I'm still confused
Skull Reaper is hiding?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 1:04pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 1:04pm
#11
@ChargeMan ForMMRPG : No, he's just in an unknown location.

As for everything else... It's a long, LONG story that I don't think I can explain well enough. :/
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 1:08pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 1:08pm
#12
You probably should read the few previous pages

Also maybe I'm kind of asking for attention but the gentleman bot thingy is kind of just awkwardly standing there and waiting for a response from the people who were discussing the skull reaper
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 1:09pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 1:09pm
#13
Good Enough
Salt wrap there along with Skull Reaper he comes across a figure
Figure= Do know what to call it yet maybe Mighty but I thought that was Baa's character
He fires two buster at it but it did nothing it was reflected back then he reveals himself he use Armor Bash
But he wasn't no robot he was a killer protecting a Power Gem
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 2:46pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 2:46pm
#14
Mighty notices the gentleman and stops leaving.

Oh, hello, didn't see ya there. Could you tell us about that thing over some tea or such gentle meals/drinks?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 3:15pm Edited on 2019/03/21 at 3:23pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 3:15pm Edited 2019/03/21 at 3:23pm
#15
(Well salt Im a being created by wily,im a fused version of all robot masters upgraded by wily and I'm being chased by his robots and skull reaper wants me dead the others want me to work for wily,anyways)

quint I feel like we should meet up with the skull reaper there,and make sure we can take The Letter L's probably Massive core and his I.C. chip.

*sigh* alright...(I wish they would let him have a second chance...like I almost did...)


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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 3:23pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 3:23pm
#16
The figure finished him of with a Heavy arm throwing thousands of miles away.
He guarded the core with impenetrable Magic Zone
The figure could sense something coming towards him
(Anyone can come in and attack if they wanted)
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 4:25pm Edited on 2019/03/21 at 4:26pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 4:25pm Edited 2019/03/21 at 4:26pm
#17
Alright, as you wish
He snaps his fingers, and after that, a table and a few chairs fall from the sky. Then out of his hat he pulls out a set of antique-looking cups, and a teapot which weirdly enough, is already filled with tea

Before we sit down and discuss all of this, I'd like to introduce myself
My full name is Sir Winston Burns the Fourth, but to make things easier just call me Sir Winston, or just Winston without formality - He says while doing... That one kind of bow tophat people in films, cartoons, etc. do when they introduce themselves

He then sits down on one of the chairs.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 4:42pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 4:42pm
#18
*shows up* HEeyyyy......... sup?I'm just....you know...running from Skull Reaper!See,Wily sent some bots after to me to retrieve me and they called skull reaper
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 5:31pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 5:31pm
#19
Delta and Alpha takes a seat at Sir Winston's table (assuming there's more than 2 chairs).

Well, I am Delta Paradox, and this here is Alpha Fire.
I did not agree to being called that.
Would you rather still be called "Alpha Miser"?
...Fair point.
Since the Letter L was last said to be heading for Parallel Aeon's location, I'll assume that's where they went.

Chased after the Skull Reaper, eh?
There's an idea... We'll use this guy as bait, then as soon as the Skull Reaper arrives, we'll all attack him at once.
Yeah, then we can take the information right out of the PUNK'S mouth!
Sounds good to me. You boys in?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 21st, 2019 at 5:57pm Edited on 2019/03/21 at 6:00pm
Posted 2019/03/21 at 5:57pm Edited 2019/03/21 at 6:00pm
#20
doc-robot dark-man-4 quint FOUND YOU!And we have backup!
enker punk ballade_alt slur trill HAH!

god damn it Wily...*sigh...*


PROTO STRIKE!

The Proto Strike wipes away Trill,Slur,and Quint!Rockman shadow however,is no where to be seen to begin with...

DAMN!

You guys deal with the other killers,we'll deal with the others,sorry if this seems annoying,Wily's a bit of an annoying bitch in our universe
dark-man-4 Hmmph...ready?

RAIN FLUSH!

The rain melts away Dark Man....

DAMN!(#2)

The Doc Robot runs,looking for the Skull Reaper
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