Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
But once I have my hands on an Alpha Stone, I will become the most powerful being in the world!
Targeting Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light, Sargent Ghost attacks with Needle Cannon!
15 Damage to Zeta Light! 12 Damage to Collateral Aeon! 14 Damage to Collateral Aeon! 14 Damage to Collateral Aeon! One of the needles Missed! (Total: 40 Damage to Collateral Aeon, 15 Damage to Zeta Light)
But why should I stop there? If I collect enough Alpha Stones from this entire universe, I could unlock the secret of the Alpha and Omega Stones and become the most powerful being in the UNIVERSE! I will never be forgotten again!
Sargent Ghost aims for Mettaur alone with more buster shots, ending with one last Charged Shot!
(Collateral Aeon:) So what if you were forgotten like 3 or so years ago? That doesn't mean you can just go around beating people up, you hear me? I was forgotten for a while too, and you don't see ME beating the crap out of people over it!
Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 8:10pmEdited on 2019/03/22 at 8:23pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 8:10pmEdited 2019/03/22 at 8:23pm
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I was here longer than you EVER were. Besides, YOU have done nothing but sit around and talk. It was only until this roleplay when you actually DID something. And what you're doing? Actions that are just. Like. HIM. It's no wonder why Rotom doesn't exist in this universe... You and him are too similar to each other. You might as well be replaced by him, and absolutely NOTHING would change. If you didn't catch all that, you're not SPECIAL. None of you three are... And neither am I... At least, not yet. And to top it all off... You're the LEAST important versions of yourselves.
...Neither me nor the Mettal said anything during any of tha- Shut up and take your turn already.
YOU WON! You earned 0 EXP and 27 Dark Dollars. ...Too bad the Dark Dollars don't actually count towards your currency.
it... Fine! Take the Alpha Seeds... But I'll be back... ...But before I go, a little tidbit of information... While you guys are looking for your white little seeds, your alternate selves are on a huge mission to save the entire Omniverse... And neither of you two have been invited. In other words, you're just as unimportant as I am... And that is to say VERY insignificant. ...Let THAT sink in.
Sargent Ghost warps away...
Whew, that was close... Let's grab the Alpha Seeds before any more trouble arrives.
Forget this." Yoshi2019 blasts off to the Gun Store! "Hello, do you have a permit?" "No." "We are going to do a background check.
It seems you have 468 calls of murder, an attack on the electric supply of Mega City, 3,260 calls of tax evasion, and have led 648,349 attempted riots." "How old are you?" "1." "Can I see your driver's license?" "My international criminal activity has prevented me from getting a driver's license." "Can I have your medical records?" Yoshi2019 gave Oscar Yoshi2019's medical records. "It says you have escaped from mental hospital 357 times, smoke pot, have ADHD, and are not vaccinated." Oscar gave Yoshi2019 Yoshi2019's medical records. "Congratulations, you can have your gun." Yoshi2019 got the overly souped up assault rifle with bump stocks and enough high capacity magazines for 4,534,635 bullets a round and 3,456,453,359,375,232 rounds. "HEY WHO WANTS ME TO HELP THEM?"
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