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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 6:33pm Edited on 2019/03/22 at 6:49pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 6:33pm Edited 2019/03/22 at 6:49pm
#1
8 damage to Mettaur!

met Tch, looking a little low on health... Time I tried something I picked up not too long ago!

Mettaur uses Energy Boost on himself, recovering about 30 Health!

(Collateral Aeon:) Dude, why can't you just TELL me when you gain stuff like this!?
met Eh, didn't feel like mentioning it at the time.

Collateral Aeon attacks Sargent Ghost with the power of his TOTALLY COOL... Wait, uh...

(Collateral Aeon:) Crap, I have no idea how to attack this guy.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 6:53pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 6:53pm
#2
Oh, just press Z when the white bar reaches the-

Zeta Light realizes that this is a text-based roleplay, and thus there is no "Z" key or a white bar.

...Er... Just, uh... Hit him with this coincidentally dense stick, and then we'll find a proper weapon for a FIGHT like this afterwards...

Collateral Aeon obtains the Dense Stick!

Zeta Light guards for the turn.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 7:13pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 7:13pm
#3
Collateral Aeon then tries to hit Sargent Ghost with the power of his Dense Stick!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 7:17pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 7:17pm
#4
38 Damage to Sargent Ghost!

...To spend your entire life... Living in the shadows of OBSCURITY.

Sargent Ghost attacks with more missiles, this time targeting Collateral Aeon alone!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 7:27pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 7:27pm
#5
Collateral Aeon took 32 damage!
Collateral Aeon took 25 damage!
Collateral Aeon took 26 damage!
(Total: 83 damage)

Collateral Aeon attacks again!
Mettaur uses Energy Boost on Collateral Aeon! 55 health restored!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 7:35pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 7:35pm
#6
Zeta Light also attacks!

Collateral Aeon deals 33 Damage!
Zeta Light deals 29 Damage!

But once I have my hands on an Alpha Stone, I will become the most powerful being in the world!

Targeting Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light, Sargent Ghost attacks with Needle Cannon!

15 Damage to Zeta Light!
12 Damage to Collateral Aeon!
14 Damage to Collateral Aeon!
14 Damage to Collateral Aeon!
One of the needles Missed!
(Total: 40 Damage to Collateral Aeon, 15 Damage to Zeta Light)
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 7:50pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 7:50pm
#7
Collateral Aeon and the Mettaur both attack Sargent Ghost!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 7:57pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 7:57pm
#8
Zeta Light casts Attack Shine! Team's ATK is raised!

Collateral Aeon deals 46 Damage!
Mettaur deals 28 Damage!

But why should I stop there? If I collect enough Alpha Stones from this entire universe, I could unlock the secret of the Alpha and Omega Stones and become the most powerful being in the UNIVERSE!
I will never be forgotten again!

Sargent Ghost aims for Mettaur alone with more buster shots, ending with one last Charged Shot!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 8:06pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 8:06pm
#9
The attack was dodged entirely!

(Collateral Aeon:) So what if you were forgotten like 3 or so years ago? That doesn't mean you can just go around beating people up, you hear me? I was forgotten for a while too, and you don't see ME beating the crap out of people over it!

Collateral Aeon and Mettaur attack!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 8:10pm Edited on 2019/03/22 at 8:23pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 8:10pm Edited 2019/03/22 at 8:23pm
#10
I was here longer than you EVER were. Besides, YOU have done nothing but sit around and talk. It was only until this roleplay when you actually DID something. And what you're doing? Actions that are just. Like. HIM.
It's no wonder why Rotom doesn't exist in this universe... You and him are too similar to each other. You might as well be replaced by him, and absolutely NOTHING would change.
If you didn't catch all that, you're not SPECIAL. None of you three are... And neither am I... At least, not yet. And to top it all off... You're the LEAST important versions of yourselves.

...Neither me nor the Mettal said anything during any of tha-
Shut up and take your turn already.

Zeta Light attacks!

Collateral Aeon deals 44 Damage!
Zeta Light deals 41 Damage!
Mettaur misses...

Now, enough of this! Time to finish you off!

Sargent Ghost attacks the entire team with a missile barrage that has more missiles, ending with one large- rocket!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 8:23pm Edited on 2019/03/22 at 8:28pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 8:23pm Edited 2019/03/22 at 8:28pm
#11
Collateral Aeon and Mettaur both take 50 damage from the attack! Mettaur was KO'd...

Collateral Aeon attacks again!

(Collateral Aeon:) ...Who the *REGGAE'D* is Rotom?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 8:32pm Edited on 2019/03/22 at 8:47pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 8:32pm Edited 2019/03/22 at 8:47pm
#12
Zeta Light also took 50 Damage from the attack. He's basically hanging by a thread here...

Zeta Light also attacks!

Collateral Aeon deals 49 Damage!
Zeta Light deals 43 Damage!
Sargent Ghost is KO'd!

YOU WON! You earned 0 EXP and 27 Dark Dollars.
...Too bad the Dark Dollars don't actually count towards your currency.

it... Fine! Take the Alpha Seeds... But I'll be back...
...But before I go, a little tidbit of information...
While you guys are looking for your white little seeds, your alternate selves are on a huge mission to save the entire Omniverse... And neither of you two have been invited.
In other words, you're just as unimportant as I am... And that is to say VERY insignificant. ...Let THAT sink in.

Sargent Ghost warps away...

Whew, that was close... Let's grab the Alpha Seeds before any more trouble arrives.

You got 3 Alpha Seeds! (3/20)
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 9:07pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 9:07pm
#13
"So... uh.... who wants help? I uh....

Forget this."
Yoshi2019 blasts off to the Gun Store!
"Hello, do you have a permit?"
"No."
"We are going to do a background check.

It seems you have 468 calls of murder, an attack on the electric supply of Mega City, 3,260 calls of tax evasion, and have led 648,349 attempted riots."
"How old are you?"
"1."
"Can I see your driver's license?"
"My international criminal activity has prevented me from getting a driver's license."
"Can I have your medical records?"
Yoshi2019 gave Oscar Yoshi2019's medical records.
"It says you have escaped from mental hospital 357 times, smoke pot, have ADHD, and are not vaccinated."
Oscar gave Yoshi2019 Yoshi2019's medical records.
"Congratulations, you can have your gun."
Yoshi2019 got the overly souped up assault rifle with bump stocks and enough high capacity magazines for 4,534,635 bullets a round and 3,456,453,359,375,232 rounds.
"HEY WHO WANTS ME TO HELP THEM?"
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 22nd, 2019 at 10:05pm Edited on 2019/03/22 at 10:07pm
Posted 2019/03/22 at 10:05pm Edited 2019/03/22 at 10:07pm
#14
"You could help me out!" A orb shouts towards Yoshi2019.

(Don't worry, this won't be a throw-away character I hope...)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 6:33am
Posted 2019/03/23 at 6:33am
#15
Doc Robot is on the train,no body knowing what hes actually doing
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 7:32am Edited on 2019/03/23 at 7:34am
Posted 2019/03/23 at 7:32am Edited 2019/03/23 at 7:34am
#16
Then...Something shoots at Winston!

WHO ARE YOU?AND WHY ARE YOU AN UGLY PIECE OF CRAP THAT ENRAGES ME
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:02am Edited on 2019/03/23 at 9:10am
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:02am Edited 2019/03/23 at 9:10am
#17
Salt reflected the attack

Take that they in amiddle of a conversation
If you want to attack him you gotta get past me.

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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:06am Edited on 2019/03/23 at 9:15am
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:06am Edited 2019/03/23 at 9:15am
#18
(there you go)

Suddenly RockMan Shadow reappears with 3 robots!
I'm back!These guys accidentally killed Enker and Punk...say whats with Dark Man?

Alright let's do...what were we supposed to do again?

Make sure some guy named the letter L doesn't die

WAIT,NO!Uh.....welp I've been found out...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:10am
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:10am
#19
@The Letter L : Question, where is the letter l

Suddenly Dynamo man comes out of nowhere and he uses
Dynamo Wave to Quint he is now confused
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:16am
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:16am
#20
(the letter L is hiding,gaining power for his next encounter with the skull reaper)

Hey I'm not Quint!What do you want with me?Attack Dark Man he's trying to kill everyone!

Deal with a real electric core!VOLT SHIELD!I HAVE SO MANY WATTS I BLOW OFF THAT GLASS SKULL OF YOURS!

Doc Robot and Dark Man fuse together

doc-robot AHHHHH THE POWER!!!!!!!
Doc Robot uses Sunstar Supernova on everyone,but Rockman shadow specifically!
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