Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
Collateral Aeon guards. Mettaur uses Energy Boost on Collateral Aeon!55 Health restored!
Collateral Aeon also decides to switch on the Auto-Scan function, which scans any enemy that hasn't been scanned before, because he'd probably just waste turns otherwise and it would just draw the battle out a bit more.
Killer Bullet Core: Explode| Attack: v 96 v| Defense: 15| Speed: 70 Follows orders from the Explosive Trio despite their fears of blowing up violently at any given moment.
The Knight of Swords waits for the instant noodles to cook. The Knight of Swords is angered by the fact that the so-called instant noodles are not so instant.
Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:39pmEdited on 2019/03/23 at 9:47pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:39pmEdited 2019/03/23 at 9:47pm
#6
Doc man [a mix of dark man and doc robot,doc robot scanned l and gained his power,dark mans melted corpse fused with stardroids,and then they fused just so you know)
GET READY TO DIE BOYS!
He fires spark chaser at Winston!It does 150,000 damage 100,000 (out of 700,000 damage to L! He stops to look atMemeSmith Hmmm....you look evil....LETS WORK TOGETHER!
GUYS NO!Why do you have to do this?sigh....I need to leave real quick...I need to modify the killers cores!And revive Quint real quick...*sigh*
Zeta Light just guards. Not to protect himself, but because he knew he didn't have to do anything this round. Collateral Aeon deals 50 Damage! Killer Bullet C is rekt! Killer Bullet C explodes, dealing 10 Damage to Collateral Aeon. YOU WON! You've earned 0 EXP and 150 Zenny! (Finally, some actual currency!)
Looks like we've underestimated them... Well, boys, we know what to do in a situation like this. YES, YES! CRASH AND BURN! KILL THEM ALL!
Bomber Man (Bomb Man) Core: Explode| Attack: 288| Defense: 122| Speed: 172 The nearby Explode Fusion Star doubled Bomber Man's base stats, leading to him and his teammates to make a home around the Fusion Star.
Crash Course (Crash Man) Core: Explode and Flame| Attack: 278| Defense: 134| Speed: 198 The Explode Fusion Star that boosted his stats also boosted his insanity. And he was VERY insane before back in his own universe. So keep that in mind.
Nuclear Napalm (Napalm Man) Core: Explode and Missile| Attack: 252| Defense: 148| Speed: 196 Having the capabilities of launching actual nuclear bombs, he is dubbed the leader of this rag-tag group of dangerous explosive-bearing robots.
(The Knight of Swords is free to join the battle whenever he wishes. I hope you understand the Deltarune battle system, Dream Weaver, because that's what's being referenced/used to an extent here.)
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 4:24amEdited on 2019/03/24 at 6:03am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 4:24amEdited 2019/03/24 at 6:03am
#10
Augh- It seems like I have underestimated you Should have used at least 10%
Winston used [Meme]{x}! Wait. That's illegal What? Powering me up, eh?
Winston has used Pirate Headwear! Winston can now use any kind of pirate weapon! Winston has suddenly transformed into a Pirate! Winston has gained 600,000 max health! Winston has gained full health! Winston used [Meme]{x}! Well yes, but actually no. Memesmith goes super sayian, but instead of screaming, he's laughing extra loudly Memesmith has gained 600,000 max health! Memesmith gained full health! Memesmith's damage has increased dramatically! AHAHA! This is, actually, not that funny.. Also what did you mean by "actually no"? Yer could have memed yerself. Oh. Winston has summoned a Flaming Rapier! The past you would have just murdered me right there and now, so you have actually changed ways.. Anyway.. Leet's beat em' up, captain!
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:35amEdited on 2019/03/24 at 9:21am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:35amEdited 2019/03/24 at 9:21am
#13
Ahoy, matey! Aye got an idea! William Winston taps the ground two times, after which the Flying Doucheman unburies itself! William Winston hops on the ship Hop on there, matey! We gon' keelhaul those scurvies!
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 9:51amEdited on 2019/03/24 at 10:11am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 9:51amEdited 2019/03/24 at 10:11am
#17
Let's just only pretend I'm doing all those accent and personality changes for now Anyway, since Memesmith is the only reason we are here, and since we've got him on our side And since I'm not in the mood to fight right now, let's go find Beta Shadow, Delta Paradox and Alpha Fire instead Agreed. The ship just flies off the battlefield, trying to find Beta Shadow and his team, because TheCreativeEye has realized he messed up his characters' OPness
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 10:45amEdited on 2019/03/24 at 10:51am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 10:45amEdited 2019/03/24 at 10:51am
#20
Fortunately for Winston and the Memesmith, it didn't take long to find Beta, Delta, and Alpha.
Oh! You guys are back. I guess we might not have to find the Meme Zoneā¢ by ourselves after all. We would've helped out in the battle, but we kinda thought that you would be able to handle it without us. And he did, but enough of that. There's still an Omniversal threat on the loose, so shall we?
The three boards themselves on the ship. Suddenly, an electrical- but harmless- bolt suddenly flashes down on the ship as well, Gamma Bolt appearing from it.
Ah, good timing! Beta Shadow, this is Gamma Bolt, another one of us. Nice to meet you, Gamma. You too, Mr. Shadow! So, how did things go with helping Aeon? Oh! Well, uh... I tried to help him by making a locator for the Power Stars, but he completely ignored me! Even when I told him about our goals, he just completely ignored me! You WHAT!? HA, I knew it! I KNEW you were up to no good! *Sigh* Yes, yes, we're up to something... "Less than good". But it's not Omniverse-destroying bad, so let's focus on what is Err, right. Topmost priorities first, got it.Speaking of Aeons... Especially those of the Collateral variety...
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