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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 8:35pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 8:35pm
#1
Collateral Aeon guards.
Mettaur uses Energy Boost on Collateral Aeon! 55 Health restored!

Collateral Aeon also decides to switch on the Auto-Scan function, which scans any enemy that hasn't been scanned before, because he'd probably just waste turns otherwise and it would just draw the battle out a bit more.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 8:41pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 8:41pm
#2
Auto-Scanner activates!

Killer Bullet
Core: Explode | Attack: v 96 v | Defense: 15 | Speed: 70
Follows orders from the Explosive Trio despite their fears of blowing up violently at any given moment.

Zeta Light attacks!
43 Damage to Killer Bullet C!

WE'RE DEAD! DEAD I TELL YOU!

The Killer Bullet aims for Mettaur.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 8:51pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 8:56pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 8:51pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 8:56pm
#3
Meanwhile....

doc-robot where the hell is everyone...must of gotten away on that train....better go that way...
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 8:55pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 8:55pm
#4
Mettaur just narrowly dodges!
Mettaur and Collateral Aeon both attack!
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:23pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:23pm
#5
The Knight of Swords waits for the instant noodles to cook. The Knight of Swords is angered by the fact that the so-called instant noodles are not so instant.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:39pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 9:47pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:39pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 9:47pm
#6
Doc man [a mix of dark man and doc robot,doc robot scanned l and gained his power,dark mans melted corpse fused with stardroids,and then they fused just so you know)

dark-man-4 GET READY TO DIE BOYS!

He fires spark chaser at Winston!It does 150,000 damage
100,000 (out of 700,000 damage to L!
He stops to look atMemeSmith
doc-robot Hmmm....you look evil....LETS WORK TOGETHER!

GUYS NO!Why do you have to do this?sigh....I need to leave real quick...I need to modify the killers cores!And revive Quint real quick...*sigh*

The Dos Robots Join the battle!
ATTACK!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:52pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:52pm
#7
Zeta Light just guards. Not to protect himself, but because he knew he didn't have to do anything this round.
Collateral Aeon deals 50 Damage! Killer Bullet C is rekt!
Killer Bullet C explodes, dealing 10 Damage to Collateral Aeon.
YOU WON! You've earned 0 EXP and 150 Zenny! (Finally, some actual currency!)

Looks like we've underestimated them...
Well, boys, we know what to do in a situation like this.
YES, YES! CRASH AND BURN! KILL THEM ALL!

Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light are now placed in a Boss Battle with the Explosive Trio!
Battle Theme: An Explosive Battle! (Super Bomberman Boss Theme)

The Auto-Scanner activates!

Bomber Man (Bomb Man)
Core: Explode | Attack: 288 | Defense: 122 | Speed: 172
The nearby Explode Fusion Star doubled Bomber Man's base stats, leading to him and his teammates to make a home around the Fusion Star.

Crash Course (Crash Man)
Core: Explode and Flame | Attack: 278 | Defense: 134 | Speed: 198
The Explode Fusion Star that boosted his stats also boosted his insanity. And he was VERY insane before back in his own universe. So keep that in mind.

Nuclear Napalm (Napalm Man)
Core: Explode and Missile | Attack: 252 | Defense: 148 | Speed: 196
Having the capabilities of launching actual nuclear bombs, he is dubbed the leader of this rag-tag group of dangerous explosive-bearing robots.

(The Knight of Swords is free to join the battle whenever he wishes. I hope you understand the Deltarune battle system, Dream Weaver, because that's what's being referenced/used to an extent here.)
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 23rd, 2019 at 9:58pm Edited on 2019/03/23 at 10:02pm
Posted 2019/03/23 at 9:58pm Edited 2019/03/23 at 10:02pm
#8
*DING!* The noodles are done.
The Knight of Swords sees that the letters PLOT are gone and rushes to fight, noodles in hand.

[20 HP+ to Knight of Swords]{health}
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 4:02am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 4:02am
#9
Woah 2 pages While I was sleep

@Beta Shadow : Hey Bomber Man is not Bomb Man
Salt decided to help Rockman Shadow so he can find Quint.
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 4:24am Edited on 2019/03/24 at 6:03am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 4:24am Edited 2019/03/24 at 6:03am
#10
Augh-
It seems like I have underestimated you
Should have used at least 10%

Winston used [Meme]{x}!
Wait. That's illegal
What?
Powering me up, eh?

Winston has used Pirate Headwear!
Winston can now use any kind of pirate weapon!
Winston has suddenly transformed into a Pirate!
Winston has gained 600,000 max health!
Winston has gained full health!
Winston used [Meme]{x}!
Well yes, but actually no.
Memesmith goes super sayian, but instead of screaming, he's laughing extra loudly
Memesmith has gained 600,000 max health!
Memesmith gained full health!
Memesmith's damage has increased dramatically!
AHAHA! This is, actually, not that funny..
Also what did you mean by "actually no"?
Yer could have memed yerself.
Oh.
Winston has summoned a Flaming Rapier!
The past you would have just murdered me right there and now, so you have actually changed ways..
Anyway.. Leet's beat em' up, captain!
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j
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:00am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:00am
#11
Mighty stops being invisible and puts on his big boye fighting mask.

You fellas mind if I help ya out a bit? I need some proper action.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:09am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:09am
#12
Salt rock man shadow isn't looking for quint,he's trying to rebuild him and the killers as "good guys"
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:35am Edited on 2019/03/24 at 9:21am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:35am Edited 2019/03/24 at 9:21am
#13
Ahoy, matey!
Aye got an idea!
William Winston taps the ground two times, after which the Flying Doucheman unburies itself!
William Winston hops on the ship
Hop on there, matey! We gon' keelhaul those scurvies!
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j
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:50am Edited on 2019/03/24 at 9:03am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:50am Edited 2019/03/24 at 9:03am
#14
Aye aye, cap'n!

Mighty summons the Tidal Blade, a pirate sword whose blade is made out of ice and can melt into a sort of water whip!

Mighty gets aboard the Flying Doucheman.

Mighty gives Trimarc a threatening glare.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:51am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:51am
#15
doc-robot Say what exactly is going on?Am I and L part of this at all?Ahhh whatever...

Doc Man shoots photon missile at L!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 9:44am Edited on 2019/03/24 at 9:48am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 9:44am Edited 2019/03/24 at 9:48am
#16
A new robot appeared!
Say hello to Cross!

Prepare to die! Robot this will be your last battle.
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 9:51am Edited on 2019/03/24 at 10:11am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 9:51am Edited 2019/03/24 at 10:11am
#17
Let's just only pretend I'm doing all those accent and personality changes for now
Anyway, since Memesmith is the only reason we are here, and since we've got him on our side
And since I'm not in the mood to fight right now, let's go find Beta Shadow, Delta Paradox and Alpha Fire instead
Agreed.
The ship just flies off the battlefield, trying to find Beta Shadow and his team, because TheCreativeEye has realized he messed up his characters' OPness
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 10:30am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 10:30am
#18
I'm bored
Salt jump onto the ship
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 10:31am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 10:31am
#19
Collateral Aeon tries to see what ACTs he can perform with Bomber Man.
Mettaur guards.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 10:45am Edited on 2019/03/24 at 10:51am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 10:45am Edited 2019/03/24 at 10:51am
#20
Fortunately for Winston and the Memesmith, it didn't take long to find Beta, Delta, and Alpha.

Oh! You guys are back. I guess we might not have to find the
Meme Zoneā„¢ by ourselves after all.

We would've helped out in the battle, but we kinda thought that you would be able to handle it without us.
And he did, but enough of that. There's still an Omniversal threat on the loose, so shall we?

The three boards themselves on the ship. Suddenly, an electrical- but harmless- bolt suddenly flashes down on the ship as well, Gamma Bolt appearing from it.

Ah, good timing! Beta Shadow, this is Gamma Bolt, another one of us.
Nice to meet you, Gamma.
You too, Mr. Shadow!
So, how did things go with helping Aeon?
Oh! Well, uh...
I tried to help him by making a locator for the Power Stars, but he completely ignored me! Even when I told him about our goals, he just completely ignored me!
You WHAT!?
HA, I knew it! I KNEW you were up to no good!
*Sigh* Yes, yes, we're up to something... "Less than good". But it's not Omniverse-destroying bad, so let's focus on what is
Err, right. Topmost priorities first, got it.
Speaking of Aeons... Especially those of the Collateral variety...

ACTS:

> Scan
> -Zeta Light- X-Disable
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