Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 11:03amEdited on 2019/03/24 at 11:09am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 11:03amEdited 2019/03/24 at 11:09am
#2
Collateral Aeon* and Zeta Light worked together to disable the explosives of the Explosive Trio! The explosives couldn't be fully disabled, but the trio's Attack lowered for the turn!
Ready... EXPLODE! ...Wait. Dang it, Crash Course, you messed it up AGAIN!
Bomber Man begun throwing Hyper Bombs of which explodes in a Bomberman pattern, targeting Mettaur!
* This isn't exactly me "controlling the character", just describing the effects of Collateral Aeon's actions when he chose X-Disable. Just to clear things out a bit before anyone gets the wrong idea.
(Collateral Aeon:) Can somebody PLEASE explain to me why that guy keeps dying!?
Suddenly, a voice comes from Collateral Aeon's Mecha Summoning Program!
That's how it works, dumb*REGGAE'D*! He's weak against explosions, so it's only logical that he gets finished off quickly by those! (Collateral Aeon:) Yeah, well what NOW!? It's not like I can switch him out! Actaully, yeah ya can. Just recall the guy and summon ME instead. I'm only weak against one of their types, so I should have less difficulty staying alive.
Collateral Aeon tries to do just what the Ring Ring said.
Crash Course drops Crash Bombers all over the battlefield, aiming to blow up Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light!
-Miss- -Miss- -Miss- 47 Damage to Zeta Light! -Miss- -Insert Damage to Collateral Aeon- -Miss-
(Since Salt is not currently participating in the battle system- nor can he join in due to neither side having an available team member slot-, no damage will be dealt to them.)
The Letter L,Rockman Shadow,and Quint go to the scene with Zeta Light.The Dos Bots stay with Winston and the othersMeanwhile....Doc Man goes back to Wily's lab,finding no Wily,but the Killers.The Killers leave to the site of the Skull Reaper battle and chill.Doc Man chills as well.
The Crystal Eye is blocked by what seems to be... Coding?
And then, the same voice that spoke to the Knight of Swords speaks out again...
Both party members have no available team slot. As such, you are incapable of joining the battle!
Once more, the voice has no known origin, but it seems like Letter L's team is incapable of interacting with the battle... Looks like they're forced to be spectators.
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 1:21pmEdited on 2019/03/24 at 1:28pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 1:21pmEdited 2019/03/24 at 1:28pm
#15
Ring Ring takes 38 damage! CRITICAL DEFENSE!!Collateral Aeon takes a heavily reduced 12 damage!
Ring Ring guards since he's only still Level 1 and hasn't learned any support abilities yet. Collateral Aeon tries to see what kind of ACTs he can perform with Nuclear Napalm. If they're the same, he just attacks Nuclear Napalm instead.
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 1:47pmEdited on 2019/03/24 at 2:00pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 1:47pmEdited 2019/03/24 at 2:00pm
#19
Ring Ring is a low health, btw. In fact, I should probably display some health counters for my characters. Also, he's still guarding. Collateral Aeon attacks Nuclear Napalm again.
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