Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 2:48pmEdited on 2019/03/24 at 3:07pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 2:48pmEdited 2019/03/24 at 3:07pm
#4
Zeta Light uses Healing Light on Ring Ring! Collateral Aeon deals 56 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is... Still alive on 1 HP!? That attack CLEARLY should've killed him! Someone's using plot armor...
Bombs away! CRASH AND BURN! Love the smell of Napalm in the morning...
Bomber Man and Crash Course combine their attacks, aiming for Collateral Aeon!
Ring Ring deals 32 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is... Actually still alive. Perhaps the subordinates will need to be taken down first... CRITICAL HIT!Collateral Aeon deals 85 Damage to Bomber Man! Zeta Light deals 54 Damage to Crash Course!
Just give up already! Yeah! Give up and EXPLODE! Your efforts are in vain.
Bomber Man drops a Danger Bomb, targeted at the whole team!
Bomber Man| Health: 16/188| ATK: 288| DEF: 122| SPD: 172 Crash Course| Health: 0/190| ATK: 278| DEF: 134| SPD: 198 Nuclear Napalm| Health: 1/204| ATK: 252| DEF: 148| SPD: 196In the exact area of which the meme hole opened up (which I assume is in the same universe as Zeta Light and Collateral Aeon's location), a figure emerges!
AlRIGht, NoW IT's tIME FOR mE TO staRT my MIssIoN tO-
Jevil(?)'s dancing ends up hitting the mysterious Knight Man-looking robot!
ow! sO you wANnA go, eH?
The totally-not-obvious Knight Man-looking bot attacks the dancing Jevil with Punch of 1,000 Souls! ...It's, uh, basically 1,000 powerful punches in one blow.
Zeta Light guards! Collateral Aeon deals 49 Damage to Bomber Man! Bomber Man is rekt! Ring Ring deals 28 Damage to Nuclear Napalm! Nuclear Napalm is rekt! YOU WON! You earned 0 EXP and 500 Zenny!
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Alright, that's IT! This went on long enough! TIME TO UNLEASH THE NAPALM NUKE!
Nuclear Napalm goes to fire the Napalm Nuke! However...
BRIGHT BURST!
A bright light spreads across the entire area, blinding everyone. When all vision returned, Bomber Man, Crash Course, and Nuclear Napalm are seen dead, all with gaping slash wounds and stolen artificial souls! There's no trace of who killed them either... However, the Explode Fusion Star still remains...
N-nani!? What just happened!? thAT's fUNny, thIs BoDY Can't BE KiLlED, eiTher. I SuPPOSE THaT pLacEs Us iN A StALemate.Meanwhile, miles away...
Yes... These souls will do quite nicely. I'm rather glad to have made this detour in finding Beta Shadow's location... ...Though I do wish I was actually given a location... The person who put me on this "Beta Shadow" mission should've TOLD me he was a Reaper... This is why I hate working with Reapers... Not only is there the fact that not even I can kill them, but since their home universe is literally all of them, it's hard to pinpoint where they are.
In any case... It was a good thing I stole that Bright Man soul back there... I have no intention of being spotted by those two or the Letter L... At least not YET. ...That being said, why IS Letter L here, anyways? ...Hm... Perhaps recent events ARE connected after all... ...I'll finish my missions with Beta Shadow and those two first. THEN I'll investigate this conspiracy further...
Skull Reaper warps off to find Beta Shadow's location...
"Let's do this Knight!" YoshiTeam joined the Knight of Swords and there's no escape.
"heh heh. great. be like your enemy. great strategy. let's see how well that helps you here, in the afterlife." Yoshi2019 fires an explosion. ??? disappeared. "We don't need their comments." "They are right, you can't just escape." "It doesn't matter. Ignorance is bliss."
Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 6:50pmEdited on 2019/03/24 at 7:04pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 6:50pmEdited 2019/03/24 at 7:04pm
#18
When his vision returned, TKoS sees the slashed corpses of Bomber Man, Crash Course, and Nuclear Napalm. TKoS runs up to them with a worry in his eyes.
"These slashes...there are of the being referred to as XIII by my people. Death."
The Knight of Swords suddenly looks behind him and is scared by the sudden arrival of the YoshiTeam.
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