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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 7:33pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 7:33pm
#1
(Collateral Aeon:) A... Black Skull Man?
(Collateral Aeon:) Can we just call them the Black Skull? It'd be much shorter.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 7:40pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 7:40pm
#2
You don't understand!Its Skull Reaper!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 7:56pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 7:56pm
#3
(Collateral Aeon:) I don't NEED to understand. What I ACTUALLY need to do is get more starforce so I can take him down.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 7:58pm Edited on 2019/03/24 at 7:58pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 7:58pm Edited 2019/03/24 at 7:58pm
#4
Skull... Reaper? Ok, can someone fill me in on what's going on around here?

Suddenly, Beta Shadow warps in!

I believe I can fill you in on the details.
Nani!? You're... You're the original version of me!
Yep! I came here because I noticed that Letter L left the ship we were on... Allow me to catch you up on what's going on around here.

It all started when one of my alternate selves, Epsilon Snow- once known as Beta Miser- tried to freeze time in his universe, Universe 3, by removing all the Super Gears. However, his plan ultimately failed and he was destroyed by a large blast. That blast created a split in the Tomlines, creating two versions of the same world... As well as two versions of Epsilon Snow's glasses, which apparently are indestructible and allows him to return to the brink of death. And then Ninja Ghost- before he decided he was done with this Roleplay- spilled milk on the version of the glasses that remained in Universe 3, Tomline 2. The result was Epsilon Snow's opposite, Alpha Fire. Alpha Fire wanted to destroy all OCs, so he hunted down all 7 Power Stars to summon a wish-granting being known as GRAND NOVA. But then Epsilon Snow stole Alpha Fire's wish, and the two fought each other while GRAND NOVA watched. Meanwhile, a few Mettals warned Letter L, Mighty, and myself about how if one more wish were to be granted by GRAND NOVA, the source of his wishes- the Wish Core- it would collapse the entire universe. So while I used his source of limitless power- the High Quality Core- to destroy the rampaging fusion of the two alternate versions of myself (only to revive them later as non-Reapers), Mighty tried to give GRAND NOVA something that would allow him to grant wishes by using up energy, but then along came YoshiTeam, who snatched it from Mighty and angered GRAND NOVA enough to erase all of Universe 3. Then YoshiTeam somehow restored the universe only to basically torture GRAND NOVA into wishing to regain his limitless power in order to fight back. This erased Universe 3 again, but then he restored it and made YoshiTeam explode. Meanwhile, Heat Man attacked the ruins of which the Mettals lived in, and it turns out that Wily is the Emperor of... Someplace in Universe 1, though I'm not sure where at. I decided to look for Emperor Wily while Aeon- the original incarnate of Collateral Aeon over there- decided to look for the Power Stars in order to provoke GRAND NOVA for... Whatever reason. But while all that was happening, someone decided to hire the mentioned "black Skull Man", known as the Skull Reaper, to kill GRAND NOVA and steal his Wish Core. Upon discovering this, Delta Paradox- another alternate of mine, and is in fact the fusion of Alpha Fire and Epsilon Snow- warned all of us about the Skull Reaper. A man named Sir Winston then overheard the conversation and decided that he would take us to the Meme Zone™, where memes originate, in order to prep ourselves for our search for Skull Reaper and the guy who hired him to kill GRAND NOVA, who has the Wish Core, before said mysterious employer could use it to destroy this entire collective Universe, if not the entire MMRPG Omniverse. Also, Skull Reaper is collecting the artificial Souls of robots to grow stronger, and he is currently hired to kill the Letter L.

tl;dr: Skull Reaper BAD, guy with Wish Core WORSE. Was I any clear in my description?
I... Guess so? But wait... A threat to the Omniverse... Is this what Sargent Ghost told us about?
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 7:59pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 7:59pm
#5
(Collateral Aeon:) Okay, now we just gotta find out how we're going to STOP this guy. I say we grab more of those big stars. After all, he seems to be ignoring those for some reason. Plus, it gave me this "Giga Blast" ability, which causes a HUGE explosion and deals a crapton of damage, but it wears me out pretty quickly. Either way, stuff like this could be VERY useful against Skull Reaper, especially if we catch him off-guard with it.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:07pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:07pm
#6
Wait, what!? What about the Alpha Seeds!? If I don't return with them, REDA- err, my Boss will erase me completely!
Actually, we could use both.
Huh? What do you mean?
Well, if enough Alpha Seeds are collected to make an Alpha Stone, then that could be another possible weapon to use against the main villain behind all this.
After all, we're going to need as many of those as we possibly can.
B-but if I make an Alpha Stone, then I won't-
Hey, what's more important, your life or the entire Omniverse?
...Ok. I'll see what I can do.
Great! Welcome to the Omniverse Protection Squad, boys. I'm going back to Sir Winston's ship. Letter L, you and the others can join us whenever.

Beta Shadow warps off, returning to his previous location.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:08pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:08pm
#7
Don't forget,we also have Doc Robot chasing after us...

Then,Dyna Man and co. show up

Hey...we have a problem....

A giant....uh....meme portal has opened up...?

CHAOS CHAOS
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:16pm Edited on 2019/03/24 at 8:17pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:16pm Edited 2019/03/24 at 8:17pm
#8
(Collateral Aeon:) I'll handle that clown-looking thing, you guys go on ahead!

Collateral Aeon tries to fight the Jevil-looking guy!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:18pm Edited on 2019/03/24 at 8:37pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:18pm Edited 2019/03/24 at 8:37pm
#9
go on ahead,where exactly?
MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU SINNERS!

Jevil shoots heart shaped bullets everywhere!Collateral Aeon takes 2,212 damage!

YOUR ALL JUST IN A COMPUTER!YOU'RE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY A HIGHER BEING!FOR EXAMPLE,L,WE ARE CONTROLLED BY THE SAME BEING!NINTENDOPANDA101!

Sure....???(I'm...uh...?)
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:36pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:36pm
#10
Collateral Aeon's damage was reduced to 52 for balancing purposes!

Collateral Aeon attempts to attack Jevil!

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Collateral Aeon | Level 4* | Health: 113/165 | ATK: 115 | DEF: 115 | SPE: 115

*Yeah, Collateral Aeon's level went up. Yes, I know no EXP was earned due to how Deltarune handles EXP. No, I don't care.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:44pm Edited on 2019/03/24 at 8:51pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:44pm Edited 2019/03/24 at 8:51pm
#11
THIS BODY CANNOT BE KILLED!COLLATERAL AEON,HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CREATURE KNOWN AS ROTOMSLAHSBLAST?OH WHO CARES,METAMORPHOSIS!

Jevil uses Devil's knife! Collateral Aeon takes 28 damage!

Dyna Man joins the battle on Aeons Side!

Jevil Level ??? Health ???/??? Attack 200 Defense ??? Speed 700,000
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:52pm Edited on 2019/03/24 at 8:53pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:52pm Edited 2019/03/24 at 8:53pm
#12
I'm just... Gonna go find some Alpha Seeds. If you don't mind.

Zeta Light warps away.
Alright, now where to look...
...Wait, who's that over... Wait, is that...?

*Calling on a Communicator* ...I'M tellING YOu, gHosT! THE FIrST PErSon I RAn inTO In THis UNIVErsE was jEVIL! ISn't That JUst CRAZy?
Yes yes, very wild. Now just tell me what power sources you've heard about so far!
oH, Of COURSE, Of cOURSE! LET's See, so far i DiSCoVeReD aboUT ThE alPha SeeDS AND sOmEtHiNg CaLleD a "SuPEr fUSioN star".
... *Sigh* Spiritomb, I already went ahead and let Necrozma use our Rouge Stars. And Alpha Stones were MY creation, before I went off and let... someone else... boss a few denizens of the Void around in order to mass-produce them.
Now don't call me back until you found something NEW. We already had an arc that somewhat concerned the Energy Elements, we're having an arc that involved the Omega Stones, and we're eventually going to have an arc based around the Rouge Stars. We're running out of ideas here! Now go and find some USEFUL power sources to base my arc off of, and try to make sure that it's Element-based. Understood?
yES, SIR! AlrEADY on It! *Hangs up*

Huh. So it seems that Ninja Ghost sent Spiritomb here to look for ideas for his saga in Discorded Adventures*... Fair enough, I suppose.
I don't think I'll need to interfere... Though I hope he doesn't try to cause any trouble...
In any case, the next Alpha Seed location is... *Looks northwest* THAT way, in the desert... Shouldn't be hard, right?

Beta Light heads into the nearby desert...

*A Discord roleplay in the [DATA EXPUNGED] Roleplay Thingy Discord channel that me and Rotom participate with each other in... From time to time. Nothing for anyone else to be invested in tbh.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 8:54pm Edited on 2019/03/24 at 9:01pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 8:54pm Edited 2019/03/24 at 9:01pm
#13
(Collateral Aeon:) You say that, but you clearly haven't met the awesome power that is..
(Collateral Aeon:) GIGA BLAST, BETC*!

Collateral Aeon lets loose the devastating Giga Blast, a massive explosion that ignores all defenses of its target(s), even affinities and immunities, regardless of literally anything else! It causes about 355 damage to Jevil!

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Collateral Aeon | Level 4 | Health: 85/165 | ATK: 115 | DEF: 115 | SPE: 115
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 9:14pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 7:14am
Posted 2019/03/24 at 9:14pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 7:14am
#14
Jevils arm falls off!

Doc Man appears,however he is spectating,as L and the others got the hell out.

Dynamite Bomb!
Jevils head flies into the air!It comes back and re attaches to his neck!

Wow....you've tired me up....like seriously both of those hurt...

Jevil uses Neo Chaos on Dyna Man!Dyna Man takes 432 damage!

Dyna Man Level 90 Health 1/433 Attack 205 Defense 150 Speed 112
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 9:58pm Edited on 2019/03/24 at 9:59pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 9:58pm Edited 2019/03/24 at 9:59pm
#15
Trimarc then comes out of nowhere and Falcon Punches Jevil into oblivion!
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 24th, 2019 at 11:45pm
Posted 2019/03/24 at 11:45pm
#16
A disembodied voice states the following in order to hopefully clear two things up.

1. The Mettals and the Shrine were in Universe 3. I thought at the time that's were everybody was. The "shrine" doesn't exist in Universe 1 as the Ancients never settled there. What replaced it was a fortress for machines trying to get away from Wily.


2. In whatever timeline that differs from the original, Emperor Wily ended up taking over the world thru a way that may be explained in a future post.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:07am Edited on 2019/03/25 at 3:08am
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:07am Edited 2019/03/25 at 3:08am
#17
Who's Jevil?
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 5:52am Edited on 2019/03/25 at 6:32am
Posted 2019/03/25 at 5:52am Edited 2019/03/25 at 6:32am
#18
When Beta Shadow warped back, the ship was already in the Meme Zone™ central warp station
Yarr maties, we have arrived on the location!
Winston takes off the Pirate Headwear
Winston returns to his gentleman form
Seriously though, I've been wearing this hat only for a few posts and I'm already pretty sick of it
Anyway, you're probably confused as to who we are, what are our origins, and why were we fighting
Should i tell you a little bit of lore while we're walking to my workshop?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 7:14am Edited on 2019/03/25 at 7:20am
Posted 2019/03/25 at 7:14am Edited 2019/03/25 at 7:20am
#19
Dang...That was easier than I thought,anyways uhhh....we have a problem.So apparently a giant "meme hole" has opened up,and uh I'm afraid it might be a problem.

dark-man-4 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE MIGHT BE A PROBLEM?

Oh lord,we have to go quickly!

Dyna Man gets the heck out of there,and takes Aeon and Trimairc to the meme hole.Meanwhile the letter L and the others go and meet up with Winston.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 10:57am Edited on 2019/03/25 at 11:07am
Posted 2019/03/25 at 10:57am Edited 2019/03/25 at 11:07am
#20
@Enker For MMRPG

Jevil is a secret boss from Deltarune. He's notable for being the only character to have voice lines and his generally chaotic behavior.
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The Knight of Swords ultimately hears a voice saying for it to follow the party. It reluctantly follows them by entering a beam of light, taking it to the Meme Zone central station. The light still stands for YoshiTeam should they wish to follow.
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