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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:45pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:45pm
#1
LETS GO!I FINALLY GET TO BE A PIRATE!

ARGHHHHHH!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:49pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:49pm
#2
Accents are not required, but is highly encouraged if you are willing to.

Suddenly, as Pirate Jones looks around, he sees another ship in the distance... And one he recognizes very well!

That ship... It cannot be...!

Pirate Jones approaches the ship...

It be... This be his dreaded ship... He must be somewhere around here, trying to find the treasure before we do!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 3:52pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 3:52pm
#3
If he so much as looks as our treasure captain,I'll gut him like a fish!

Hey aren't you getting a little too into this...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 4:18pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 4:18pm
#4
Just for the exp I’ll go and destroy the ship.
Who is it anyway?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 4:21pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 4:24pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 4:21pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 4:24pm
#5
Ye don't understand... This ship be known as the Gangplank Galleon, the ship of me eternal rivals, the dreaded King K. Rool and the Kremling Krew.
Ye see, I ain't be no ordinary Pirate... I be an Interdimensional Pirate. I traverse the entire multiverse, looking for the greatest treasures in all the land... One such treasure included a Golden Banana that was being held captive by the Kremling Krew.
...That was when I realized that as soon as King K. Rool has a grudge against ye, it be eternal.
K. Rool be a dangerous scallywag. One moment, he be stealing yer treasures, the next he be blowing up yer entire homeland with a giant laser! And for me, he been attacking me n' me crew for years!
...Recently, however, he has gotten an invitation to Smash, and was a member of some Meming Organization... Haven't seen him since, but I've been hearing many tales...
In fact, some say that he be immortal... And every time ye kill him, he always comes back in a new body... And recently, they've been saying that he left the Meming Organization due to the leader of that organization changing from Evil to Good.
In any case, if what the tales hold be true, he's FAR more powerful than when I last faced him... They say he's been fighting some powerful demon called fauster or somethin'...
Doesn't help the fact that he's also a meme, which are more powerful down here in the Memehole...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 4:21pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 4:21pm
#6
Oh boy
Enka hijacks the ship knocking out all of the Kremlings
Then he Reverse Warlock Punch K.Rool in the tummy.
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 4:25pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 5:40pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 4:25pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 5:40pm
#7
Well alright, this might be a little bit confusing, but here it is notheless
So, not sure how much time, but pretty long ago, In another multiverse, me, Winston and have been created as three powerful guardians to protect three different places of a universe (aka cool mysterious places with powerful artifacts in them) from unwanted visitors, yeah seems pretty cool, well, when you have lunch breaks, if we ever let someone in or escaped those places ourselves, we are basically deleted from the universe. I don't really know why, the creator(s) must have had some logic problems, so you just kind of sit there and wait for someone else to decapitate, boring as heck. Anyway, fast forward a millennia or something, some shady-dressed individual offers us a way to get out of the place. We accpet the offer of course, because those places were extremely boring. And yes we got freedom, but somehow, maybe through mental matrix hacking, we all now have an urge to destroy, or to be correct, absorb the universe (don't ask me how that works). We all meet up and decide to, instead of just ambushing every galaxy and solar system, power up ourselves to instantly consume the entire universe by collecting artifacts. And we succeed, as absurd as it may sound, we turn the universe into a sandwich and split it in three, eat our parts and gain a GIANT amount of power, after which we split and haven't seen each other in a very, very long time, and as I know the two of us, me and Winston, have been cured of the roboenza thing, but I have no idea what happened to the other one.


Alright gentlemen, we have arrived at the Memesmith's workshop!
The Memesmith's workshop appears to be a quite big and dark-futuristic looking place, with different kinds of technology and devices to assist memesmithery.
Ah yes, Winston, even though I have been planning on killing you, I've got your order done
That, I'd say, is pretty nice.

Memesmith goes to a room in the workshop
He returns with a big black briefcase and opens it, the briefcase appears to contain different kinds of meme-oriented weapons, accessories etc.
Winston turns to... The people who were coming with him
I have ordered these to help us on our omniverse-saving quest, feel free to take any of those, I paid for them already.
(Now what the briefcase actually contains is up to your interpretation, could it be a möth axe, a shaggy gem ring, or infinity airpods)
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 4:29pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 4:33pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 4:29pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 4:33pm
#8
Unfortunately, none of the Kremlings nor K. Rool are on the ship.

They must be somewhere here in the memehole... Come on, we must beat K. Rool to the Golden Meme™ and get it before he does!

Pirate Jones rushes ahead to search for the Golden Meme™...
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 4:34pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 4:37pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 4:34pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 4:37pm
#9
That K rool will never get past my laser trident!

Sorry to break it to you but that names taken...

ohh...
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 5:48pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 5:48pm
#10
The Letter L takes a sneezing Panda,Rockman Shadow takes a cat shark,Quint takes rule 34,and Volt Man takes mm2woodmidi.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 6:43pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 6:43pm
#11
Alright, let's see... Oh! Some Pickle Rick Hand Grenades! I might make use of these.
Hm, some Hot Mixtape Shurikens... I suppose they don't need to make sense to be powerful.
Heck yeah! Got me an Electrified Banhammer! This should come in handy!
What kind of weapon did you get, Beta?
...
...Beta?

Beta reaches into the briefcase and pulls out an epic-looking sword that resonates with a powerful energy, with a radiant blue glow. Carved on the sword in ancient letters spells out a single name... "SHAGGY".

...I shall wield this blade in the name of your honor... Master Shaggy.

Beta Shadow suddenly transforms into Full Release Shadow for a mere instant, in sync with the blade's aura, before returning to normal, sheathing the blade.

...We should, uh... Probably pick a few weapons out for the others.
Huh? Oh, uh, good idea.

Beta Shadow and the others picks out a few weapons for the Aeons, Enka, the other DOS bots, Eta Cosmic, and Zeta Light. Zeta Light gets a Delet This Gun while Eta Cosmic gets a Nyan Cat Launcher. Yes, THAT old meme. What the others get is up to the people who control them. (Rotom picks for the Aeons, Salt picks for Enka, all that stuff.)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 6:48pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 6:57pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 6:48pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 6:57pm
#12
Sonic Man gets a blob fish,and Dyna Man gets a shrek action figure(???)

Anyways The Killers from before show up

enker Hey,so Wily is gone apparently?And I'm incredibly worried...

Oh lord...say,why don't you killers fuse with L,just in case Wily arrives?

ballade_alt How about....

The Killers all fuse!
They go by,THE MEGA MAN KILLER(reference to mme)

quint Much better,and Rockman,I'm afraid we can't let you in,you aren't KILLER enough.

...I feel as if I'm not needed,so I'll just go get my cohorts instead...

Rockman shadow warps off,to find his army he used that one time.(basically I'm trying to have like 130 characters but fused into like 5 dont mind me)
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 7:39pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 7:39pm
#13
(Realy, dude? Mega Man Eternal?)

So are all the Aeons at the same location as Winston or something?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 7:43pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 7:43pm
#14
(its a meme you dip)
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 7:51pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 7:51pm
#15
(ANYWAY.)

Before the Aeons can get their weapons, the weapons INTENDED for the Aeons, as well as a few that haven't been claimed yet, are stolen by a Reddish-Orange-looking robot!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 8:50pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 8:50pm
#16
Delta Paradox Hyper-Freezes Time (as in uses a time-freezing ability that surpasses all time-based resistances) to steal the weapons back!

Alright, whoever-you-are, we can either make this a thief-off, or you can just explain to us who you are, why you want the weapons, and why we should let you have these weapons that are the keys to saving the Omniverse- including yourself, mind you- from utter destruction.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 9:10pm Edited on 2019/03/25 at 9:29pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 9:10pm Edited 2019/03/25 at 9:29pm
#17
Suddenly, the Robot's eyes flash, and they're able to move withing Hyper-Frozen time, and tries to punch Delta Paradox in the face!

 Oh, I'm nobody you need to know much about. Though, I DO go by the name Ali Tachyos.
 See, my gimmick is that I'm fast as *REGGAE'D*, boi, and that my design incorporates pretty much every Swift-type bot in existence.
 Though, they couldn't incorporate Quick man into my design, but that's beside the point.
 I have arrived here to make my gang known as the villians of U1T2 early on, and to leave a lasting impression. Besides, not like whoever's trying to blow up the omniverse can jump tomlines or anything.
 Also, if you're wondering how we got here, our boss can create portals to and from a special haven in the Void which serves as our base.
By the way, if you want to include extra types in a type bubble, just do this!

[[color=255,255,255]Part 1]{type 1} [Part 2[/color][color=255,255,255]]{type 2} Potential 3rd part[/color]
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 25th, 2019 at 9:30pm
Posted 2019/03/25 at 9:30pm
#18
Delta Paradox dodges.

Ok, so you explained #1 and #2. Now explain #3: WHY should I let you walk away?
By the way, it won't matter where you jump to. If the MMRPG Omniverse is destroyed, YOU will fade away too. EVERYONE connected to the MMRPG Omniverse will fade away. And don't say you aren't connected to it, because the mere fact you're here proves otherwise. So unless you don't want your little "evil team" to be ANNIHILATED, you'll give those weapons back at once. Because if you don't, then I'll be the one to annihilate you before the one who's trying to destroy us all does.
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 4:24am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 4:24am
#19
Alright, uhh, I think we can settle this peacefully
Ali Tachyos, if you help us save the omniverse you're also a part of, you can take the weapons you want
Hey!
But if you don't Delta Paradox does what he does.
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 7:07am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 7:07am
#20
I'm back!

Protoeon: Miss me?
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