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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 8:20am Edited on 2019/03/26 at 8:24am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 8:20am Edited 2019/03/26 at 8:24am
#1
Mighty looks at the briefcase as if he can't decide what to pick.

He then begins trying out all the leftover weapons on his infinite supply of training dummies, hoping to find the best one.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:13am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:13am
#2
(Oh geez...) Look, Protoeons. I've explained this in full already, so this time I'll give you the short version.
There is a threat who holds a powerful object known as the Wish Core. This threat is a threat to the entire Omniverse, and if we are to survive, we're going to have to set aside our differences and work together.
So are you going go help us, or are you just here to cause more trouble?
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:18am Edited on 2019/03/26 at 11:20am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:18am Edited 2019/03/26 at 11:20am
#3
Before the Protoeons could answer, the ground near them starting to change a large variety of colors. Beta gets the feeling that something's coming...
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:22am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:22am
#4
Oh, son of a...!

Beta Shadow casts a shadow over the colors in order to force them to appear a few inches back.

Why is everything evil choosing NOW to appear!? We have enough on our plates with the OMNIVERSE-DESTROYING THREAT alone!
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:27am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:27am
#5
The swarm of colors are forced back a couple of inches.
However, the colors begin to rise, forming a pile of...goop?

Said goop begins to transform into a figure.

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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:31am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:31am
#6
*Sigh* Alright, look. The Omniverse is in danger here, so... whoever or whatever you are... You attack us, you slow us down, we all get closer to being erased from existence. So, can you just... You know. Not?
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:38am Edited on 2019/03/26 at 5:11pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:38am Edited 2019/03/26 at 5:11pm
#7
The glitch-colored goop continues to transform into...

somethings...different..Ah, come on. That's no way to tr-treat a future friend.

Proto Man DS?

I'm aware it looks bad. It's intentional.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:39am Edited on 2019/03/26 at 11:42am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:39am Edited 2019/03/26 at 11:42am
#8
Doc Man arrives behind Beta

doc-robot Hmm...

He hears the erase of the omniverse thing.

dark-man-4 Wait,what?Jesus Christ I didnt know that was going on

The Doc Man walks up to Beta

doc-robot Say,end of the Omniverse?Can I assist in preventing that?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:42am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:42am
#9
...

Shadow whispers over to Letter L.

Do you think we can trust this guy? I'm not sure if we should trust this guy.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:45am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:45am
#10
The Proto Man?Sure

Doc Man notices him,And L notices him
Doc Man acts calmly,seeming willing to ally

Doc Man!Uhh...*whisper* we have enough firepower to take him out,so I think we should let him in.

Doc Man joined the partyyyyyyyy
Doc Man:The fused version of dark man and Doc Robot,he scanned the Letter L gaining all his power.He also has the power of the stardroids,one of the only beings in existence stronger than L at the Moment.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:52am
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:52am
#11
In that case, welcome to the team! ...Both of you, I suppose. (Even though I was really just concerned about Doc Man...)
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Meanwhile, back at the Memehole...

*Peers from a corner* Aye, there they be... The Kremlings.

A whole bunch of Kremlings seem to surround a chest of sorts.

If we want that there chest, we'll need to take them all out. That should be a simple matter, however... The Kremlings be far from being as powerful as their Captain.

Pirate Jones fires out two Remote Mines, guiding them along the ground towards two of the Kremlings before setting them off, instantly incinerating the Kremlings. The Kremlings take notice, and turns towards the corner.

*Appears from the Corner* AYE, YE SCURVYDOGS! PREPARE YERSELVES FOR THE KEELHAUL OF YER LIFETIMES!

Pirate Jones charges towards the Kremlings, who charges towards him back.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 11:58am Edited on 2019/03/26 at 5:04pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 11:58am Edited 2019/03/26 at 5:04pm
#12
The face begins to glitch a bit, only to reform.

1I'm tru-stworty enou-ou-

The face begin to glitch again, only to reform once more.

2Apologies, this form wi-ll take some time to get u-used to.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 12:18pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 12:18pm
#13
SONIC WAVE!

A soundwave bounces around,killing some kremlings,

NUCLEAR DETONATOR!

Rocks fall on some kremlings,some are blown away,and some are hit by radiation
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 12:27pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 5:05pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 12:27pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 5:05pm
#14
3So...
1Who else is apart of this omiverse-saving crew?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 12:28pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 12:31pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 12:28pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 12:31pm
#15
Time Pause

He freezes time then he uses Portal Grab from Portal Man to attack once time starts moving they will enter the Portal Hole
The others are still able to attack
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 12:32pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 12:32pm
#16
Winston and Memesmith both raise their hand
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 12:44pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 12:44pm
#17
quint Hey Doc Man,we're the Killers,Rockman shadow isnt here right now.Oh and to answer your question,us killers,dyna man and sonic man,who arent here right now,fending off some meme hole.Rockman shadow,finding his cohorts or something,and volt man over there.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 12:48pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 12:48pm
#18
Well, alongside Winston, the Memesmith, and... Everyone the Killers just mentioned... We have Enka (who is not here), Aeon and his alternates (also not here), Trimarc (also not here), Delta Paradox, Alpha Fire, Gamma Bolt, Zeta Light (who isn't here either), and the Protoeons (hopefully).
Is there anyone else I'm missing?
Well, we now have the entity once known as "the Beta Shadow of Universe 1, Timeline 2", now known as Eta Cosmic. He's... Currently looking for the unique power source of Universe 1, Timeline 2 so that we could use it against GRAND NOVA.
Huh... Alright then, anyone else we're missing here?
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Pirate Jones launches a few Hyper Bombs at the Kremlings, finishing off the last of them.

Aye, we've done it! Now we just need to grab the Golden Meme™...

Pirate Jones uses his claw to pick-pocket the chest, opening it up to reveal...

Aye, this ain't be the Golden Meme™! This just be the Scroll of Truth™! Arg... Looks like the REAL Golden Meme™ is somewhere deeper in... Come along, lads! We must make haste!

Pirate Jones leads the group deeper into the memehole, leaving the Scroll of Truth™ behind... However, it unwinds itself on the ground to reveal it's contents not to the characters, but to the readers of the roleplay...

"King K. Rool holds more relevance to the plot than you may think."
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 1:35pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 1:40pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 1:35pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 1:40pm
#19
Suddenly, Ali Tachyos, having been ignored for so long, seems to have ditched everyone!

 Suckers! Consider yourselves DITCHED! By the way, theVoid is LITERALLY nonexistence, so don't expect us to fade away anytime soon!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 1:45pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 1:45pm
#20
*Sigh* He just doesn't understand what'll happen to him when his Reaper, the Maroon Text Guy or whatever he's actually called, gets wiped out along with the rest of the MMRPG Omniverse.
The good news is, he didn't take ALL of the weapons, so there are still some left... Though everyone who hasn't gotten a weapon yet will have to just settle for either "bottom of the barrel" or nothing.

Delta Paradox grabs what is left for the Protoeons, Proto Man DS, and the Aeons. Again, what they obtain is up to them.
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