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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 1:46pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 1:46pm
#1
A hyper Bomb and Mega Ball fell on Ali Tachyos
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 1:51pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 2:04pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 1:51pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 2:04pm
#2
...
What an imbecile.
Anyway, what do we do now?
I suppose we either make a plan on how to defeat the SKULL REAPER, or search for that employer guy.
Memesmith turns to the group
Does anyone here have any kind of other business in the Meme Zone™?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 2:05pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 2:05pm
#3
I don't think so...and we have a lot to worry about,I keep hearing about this meme hole,Rockman shadow has been gone for a worrying amount of time,skull reapers on the loose,and we have no idea who the employer is...

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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 2:06pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 2:10pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 2:06pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 2:10pm
#4
Just one small thing... Say that one would have a Cursed Meme that gives off a lot of power. Where would one go to purify that Cursed Meme without removing its power?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 2:12pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 2:12pm
#5
A voice said

You will need to find the Memeifer it's far away in the middle of the Memehole
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 2:17pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 2:17pm
#6
I'm sorry, but I'm trying to ask the Experts here. Besides, I'm trying to find a way to purify a meme Without removing its power, and the "Memeifier" sounds like it wouldn't be able to do that. ...In FACT, it sounds more like something that MAKES things into Memes.

Translation: Beta Shadow's asking Winston and the Memesmith. Also, Beta Shadow is N O T going into the Memehole whatsoever.
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 2:40pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 2:43pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 2:40pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 2:43pm
#7
The Voice charged up a Booyah Bomb
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 2:44pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 3:03pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 2:44pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 3:03pm
#8
...

Beta Shadow just lets the Booyah Bomb hits him since he, indeed, cannot be harmed by paint.

...Nope. Still not going. Besides, we apparently already HAVE people who concerned themselves with the Memehole. I'm sure if they find ANYTHING of actual importance, they'll bring it to us. So just let me hear what Winston and the Memesmith has to say.
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Meanwhile, Pirate Jones has finally found K. Rool! However, it seems as if it is too late!

Oh, well, well, well! Pirate Jones, it seems you finally found me! It's been years since we last met... But it seems you are too late!

...I literally just said that.

I already have found the Golden Meme™!

K. Rool holds out the Golden Meme™ for all to see!



But while it holds monetary value, it would never match up to my own treasury... So I'll give you a chance to have it!
But if you want it so badly... Then you'll have to beat me in a duel to the death!
WHAT!? But ye can't die! It be impossible, ye'd just be revived in a new body!
I know... But you'd still have killed me. Consider that my handicap for you... But you'll still have to succeed first!

King K. Rool pulls out his blunderbuss and fires a few Nuclear Cannonballs at everyone!
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 2:55pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 2:55pm
#9
Well, the only known-to-work way of reviving a meme is through using an ancient artifact known as Addition™ it purifies a meme entirely, but, its name might give you a little hind on how it works, it adds a memeable event to the universe the meme has originated from, which affects the meme by making it stronger. However, I have no idea on where the artifact is and it's been used only twice in the entire history of memes, so I assume it's super rare
So if that works for you, you probably should try looking for it
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 2:59pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 2:59pm
#10
Back,couldnt find the right dimension,ended up finding Dyna Mans friends though.Anyways,to make sure there isnt a ridiculous amount of people together

Rockman shadow has the other Dos bots fuse with Volt Man!

Much better...
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 3:01pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 3:01pm
#11
@Enker for MMRPG : Actually, they fell on what's BELOW Ali Tachyos, because he's too damn fast for that crap.

Alli Tachyos suddenly goes back to U1T2!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 3:07pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 3:11pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 3:07pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 3:11pm
#12
The Nuclear thing healed Dyna Man!
Sonic Man took 67 damage!

Dyna Man and Sonic Man ambush King k rool with bombs and sound waves!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 3:08pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 3:11pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 3:08pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 3:11pm
#13
@Beta Shadow : It came with a Confusion Bomb

K.Rool Belly has armour deal enough damage to it to break it.

Portal Man came out of his portal then he summons to portal above and below him

Enka then Timed a Power Knuckle from Power Man breaking his belly
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 3:27pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 3:30pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 3:27pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 3:30pm
#14
Ah. ...Unfortunately, I'm not sure if we actually have the time to find it... Maybe some other time.
What do you need this information for, anyways?
...

Beta Shadow opens up a portal behind him and leaves through it. After a while, he comes back wearing about 30 layers of protective gloves, holding a Cursed Meme that holds a powerful, dark radiance... The Anti-Omni Meme.


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Unfortunately, the armor on K. Rool's belly regenerates itself faster than anyone could ever notice it was broken! In fact, K. Rool still managed to blocked the punch and used his belly to not only counter Enka's attack, but also reflect the bombs and soundwaves at Sonic Man and Dyna Man, respectively!

You fools... You have no idea how powerful I have become!

K. Rool then quickly rushes up to Dyna Man, punching him to deal 5000 Damage! However, Pirate Jones was able to hit him in the back with a full-powered blast from the Plasma Blunderbuss! However...

IMPOSSIBLE! That blast should've blown ye to smithereens!
Fools! Ever since I have lost many times to that "fauster" demon, I have trained myself to become far more powerful than I ever was before!
You cannot possibly defeat me! THIS IS MY FINEST HOUR!

K. Rool then tackles Pirate Jones, and then proceeds to start biting down on him with his teeth, which seems to have been replaced by a white-painted titanium!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 3:30pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 3:30pm
#15
He was so triggered he kicked him in the nuts No I'm not swearing
And he threw his broke his crown after all he is cruel.
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 3:32pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 3:32pm
#16
Dyna Man has been smashed to pieces!Sonic Man leaves searching for help with volt man,but finds the other dos bots all fused with him

They fuse with dyna man

WE ARE THE DOS MEN!

The Dos Men radiate with a powerful aura!Dos Man is now level......9,001?JESUS THATS OVERKILL
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 3:36pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 3:36pm
#17
K. Rool was unaffected by the kick, and a new crown appears on K. Rool's head!

K. Rool then leans down towards Enka.

*Whispering* You know the best part about being a Video Game character? We have nothing to show down there.

K. Rool then directly blasts Enka with a Nuclear Cannonball! (Btw I should mention that he is immune to his own attacks.)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 3:58pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 3:58pm
#18
Enka reflects it and Now he’s mad be turn it Flash Form and charge Pure Light in K.Rool’s face.

If so then how comes it didn’t hit your belly.
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 4:03pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 4:03pm
#19
Knife Man attempts to decapitate K Rool!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 4:06pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 4:06pm
#20
K. Rool was blasted away by the Pure Light, but catches Knife Man's knife!

Looks like I'll have to use more than below 1% of my power.

K. Rool then powers up and then launches giant, banana-shaped energy blasts at everyone!
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