Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
@Out of Time. The Letter L, GammaGhost, RotomSlashBlast:
Ok, perhaps I should clarify some things:
1. No, robots don't have REAL souls. However, I prefer to think that the robots of the entire Mega Man franchise (not JUST the Robot Masters) have "souls" that are more artificial. And by that, I would refer to the combination of I.C. Chips (the artificial Mind), Cores (the artificial Heart), and Processors (the artificial Conscience I guess). If you CAN, think back to MMZ, with Mega Man X becoming some kind of elf... ghost... thing. Or even MMX with Sigma's constant returning from death by jumping into a new body. If not... Well, there are no Classic series examples, but I think you get the gist of it.
2. K. Rool has the Wish Core, and he escaped with it after sending Pirate Jones, the DOS Bots, and Enka's souls away. However, Skull Reaper has NOT absorbed the DOS Bots' or Enka's souls, but rather has struck a deal with them to return them to their original bodies. K. Rool is still gone, however.
3. Destroying the Wish Core IS possible, but not advised. If destroyed, it will tear reality apart.
4. Enka wasn't even NEAR GRAND NOVA when he died, so his power left him long before Enka could absorb him. And even if he tried, there's that strange purple smoke...
5. I just want to say this one last thing: Skull Reaper is a for-hire assassin. Does this truly make him evil... Or just another puppet on a string? The answer is for you to find in time... ...Anyways, my offer still stands... Tell me what is going on around here with Beta and the others, and I'll let you go back to your bodies. Disagree, and... Well, I won't absorb you, but you WILL be stuck as souls for... As long as it will entertain me to witness you in such state. --- Meanwhile at the Super Water Star Field, in front of the Super Water Fusion Star, two Water-Core robots- A DC Aquaman-colored Wave Man and a Demonic-looking Toad Man (gee, where have we seen THAT before?)- are beating up on a sickly-colored Aqua Man (the Robot Master), who is on the ground being kicked by the two robots. Next to Collateral Aeon is a convenient table with a glass of -Insert Non-Alcoholic Beverage Here-.
Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:34pmEdited on 2019/03/27 at 1:43pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:34pmEdited 2019/03/27 at 1:43pm
#9
Look I have no idea what Beta Shadow is doing,and neither do any other dos bots with me,but The Letter L is assisting them,minding his own business and trying to gain more power,and keep heat off of his tail.This King K rool is trying to destroy the omniverse completely,meaning nothing will be left.If I were you I wouldn't assist him,but then again,you are a corrupt jackass.Now unless Enka knows anything I think we are done here.
@Out of Time : ...You NEVER said Enka was revived.
...Hecc, I never even said he was DEAD.
...I mean, I guess he technically would be, but still.
Also I changed it to WOEfully because UNfortunately wouldn't exactly fit the bill anymore, and there is no such word as UNluckily.
Also, being wrapped to an Evil Energy-powered Assassin that basically represents Death itself is still a bad thing, dead or alive. --- Oh, no, please. Feel free to join us on beating up this loser. Indeed. Help yourself to that drink, if you'd like. Some Knight Man-looking robot passed by and left that here.
Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:04pmEdited on 2019/03/27 at 2:15pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:04pmEdited 2019/03/27 at 2:15pm
#13
Suddenly, Winston starts screaming unwillingly TURKEY! Turkey... Why is the notification sound so loud Anyway, gentlemen, I have been informed by one of my clones that one of the villains was seen using the Wish Core. It's apparently that heavy golden alligator, who would have thought.. I'll de-summon all of my other clones for now, also, we need a plan, any ideas?
Here's an idea...making sure Enka and the Dos guys aren't dead.
In all seriousness,we have no idea where he is.All we know is that he was in the memehole,which in itself is like a wormhole.Either he went through the portal in about 80 feet into the hole,or he made his own.Either way its worth a shot.
Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:41pmEdited on 2019/03/27 at 2:43pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:41pmEdited 2019/03/27 at 2:43pm
#16
...Hrm.
...Still, he's been sent to Skull Reaper through a wish (Which, btw, is an all-powerful Core that allows its wielder to grant any wish the holder wills, though at the cost of an internal piece of themselves, and if the wielder runs out then it's the entire universe), and now that he's... "Wrapped" to Skull Reaper, I'd still say it's a bad thing all-in-all.
Fight us, oh, no no no. We're only interested in beating up this loser. ...We're ALSO being paid a bazillion zenny by someone called King K. Rool to fight a long list of people if we ever come across them, but so far we've found none of them, so it's whatever. --- Huh, that explains a lot- Wait, WHAT!?
THAT SCALY- SON OF A ! DID THAT ER REALLY ING THINK HE CAN PULL THAT KIND OF ON ME!? I AM A MULTIVERSE-CLASS ING ASSASSIN, AND HE CAN'T EVEN ING KILL OFF A BUNCH OF DIRTY APES! I SWEAR TO ING ASIMOV, WHEN I ING SEE THAT SON OF A , I WILL-
Over from the distance...
SQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWK! *Continues Squawking* ...Huh. ...Skull Reaper swears more than that Rotom guy.
Back to Skull Reaper...
...AND I WILL ING DEFILE HIS ING CORPSE! ...Is all I would say if I could actually do something about it. But unfortunately, when I became an assassin, I swore an oath to fulfill my missions for as long as I can be paid. If I don't, I'll have my Assassin's Liscense revoked and I will be taken to Interdimensional Prison. And if you know what they do to people in PRISON, imagine what they do to people in INTERDIMENSIONAL Prison. *Shudders* ...Tell you what. I'll see what I can do when I deliver this Anti-Omni Meme to K. Rool. And if I can't do anything about it myself... The least I can do is tell you how to GET to K. Rool. But as it currently stands, as long as I can get paid, I'm basically contracted to do what I was asked of. ...I think I can sense some of your allies in the Memehole. If your body is still there... You'll have to be the bearer of EVERYTHING you've just learned.
Skull Reaper sends the DOS Robots back to their original shared body.
And as for YOU... Enka, was it? ...I can't reap your soul- not that I WANT to- due to lacking one. And I can't send you back to where you once were because my method of teleportation is single-person only. So, uh... You'll just have to... walk. Or something.
Skull Reaper tries to warp away, realizes that Enka was wrapped to him, and kinda just... Uses the scythe to kinda... peel off the connection. Or some spiritual bull like that.
Jeez I didn't know a reaper would swear that much He took his reaper and tried to use it also he used Crash Bomb since he looks like a revamped Skull Man
Unfortunately, when Enka tried to follow Skull Reaper, he finds that Skull Reaper's Evil Energy prevents him from following him.
At least I'm assuming that's what he's up to.
Also, Skull Reaper's not an ACTUAL Reaper. He's just aptly named after the Grim Reaper. As in, you know, Death itself. --- Well, bad news. I'm on an entirely different contract killing at the moment, and until I'm done, I can't call it off. But don't worry, I've been doing a little bit of planning... I'm going to be doing a bit of research, and when we're done... ...There will be HELL to pay. --- Wait, wait, wait. A golden ALLIGATOR!? That could only mean... Ooh noo... King K. Rool... So THIS is what he's been up to all this time... --- Hm, let's see... There's this guy called Collateral Aeo- Out of the way, bolt bags! NANI THE FU-
Suddenly, the Skull Reaper appears, slashing the three robots and stealing their souls!
Collateral Aeon! I have been hired to be your downfall!
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