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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:18pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:18pm
#1
@RotomSlashBlast : Wow you love criticizing my posts do you

Ok let's ignore this and carry on come on, I'll start

Enka's Soul can not be remove since he's a robot however he was wrapped to a different dimension with a portal in front
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:25pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:25pm
#2
Its their so called soul.Its basically their integrated circuit or core I don't know which one
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:30pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 12:32pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:30pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 12:32pm
#3
@The Letter L : Ok let's ignore this



PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:14pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:14pm
#4
@Out of Time. The Letter L, GammaGhost, RotomSlashBlast:

Ok, perhaps I should clarify some things:

1. No, robots don't have REAL souls. However, I prefer to think that the robots of the entire Mega Man franchise (not JUST the Robot Masters) have "souls" that are more artificial. And by that, I would refer to the combination of I.C. Chips (the artificial Mind), Cores (the artificial Heart), and Processors (the artificial Conscience I guess). If you CAN, think back to MMZ, with Mega Man X becoming some kind of elf... ghost... thing. Or even MMX with Sigma's constant returning from death by jumping into a new body. If not... Well, there are no Classic series examples, but I think you get the gist of it.

2. K. Rool has the Wish Core, and he escaped with it after sending Pirate Jones, the DOS Bots, and Enka's souls away. However, Skull Reaper has NOT absorbed the DOS Bots' or Enka's souls, but rather has struck a deal with them to return them to their original bodies. K. Rool is still gone, however.

3. Destroying the Wish Core IS possible, but not advised. If destroyed, it will tear reality apart.

4. Enka wasn't even NEAR GRAND NOVA when he died, so his power left him long before Enka could absorb him. And even if he tried, there's that strange purple smoke...

5. I just want to say this one last thing: Skull Reaper is a for-hire assassin. Does this truly make him evil... Or just another puppet on a string? The answer is for you to find in time...
...Anyways, my offer still stands... Tell me what is going on around here with Beta and the others, and I'll let you go back to your bodies. Disagree, and... Well, I won't absorb you, but you WILL be stuck as souls for... As long as it will entertain me to witness you in such state.
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Meanwhile at the Super Water Star Field, in front of the Super Water Fusion Star, two Water-Core robots- A DC Aquaman-colored Wave Man and a Demonic-looking Toad Man (gee, where have we seen THAT before?)- are beating up on a sickly-colored Aqua Man (the Robot Master), who is on the ground being kicked by the two robots. Next to Collateral Aeon is a convenient table with a glass of -Insert Non-Alcoholic Beverage Here-.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:15pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 1:25pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:15pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 1:25pm
#5
@Beta Shadow : Is that suppose to be a pun? '_'

Luckily for Enka was wrapped to Skull Reaper

Spoilers

IF Beta allows me I can create a character like Grand Nova who controls the universe.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:20pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 1:28pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:20pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 1:28pm
#6
Here's what Collateral Aeon looks like, finally! Hey guys, I'm here to beat you up and take your Super Water Fusion Star!
 ...Is this a bad time for that?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:20pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 1:26pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:20pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 1:26pm
#7
More like WOEfully. Due to being wrapped to Skull Reaper, he cannot be returned to his physical body.

In other words, he dun goofed.



Also, nobody would STOP you, but nobody would really TRUST you with such a character either tbh.

Why did you change it from Fortunately to Luckily they mean the same thing
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:25pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 1:32pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:25pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 1:32pm
#8
But I already said he was revived

It doesn't matter if it means the same thing
Also why change it to WOEfully
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:34pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 1:43pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:34pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 1:43pm
#9
Look I have no idea what Beta Shadow is doing,and neither do any other dos bots with me,but The Letter L is assisting them,minding his own business and trying to gain more power,and keep heat off of his tail.This King K rool is trying to destroy the omniverse completely,meaning nothing will be left.If I were you I wouldn't assist him,but then again,you are a corrupt jackass.Now unless Enka knows anything I think we are done here.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:40pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:40pm
#10
@Out of Time : ...You NEVER said Enka was revived.

...Hecc, I never even said he was DEAD.

...I mean, I guess he technically would be, but still.

Also I changed it to WOEfully because UNfortunately wouldn't exactly fit the bill anymore, and there is no such word as UNluckily.

Also, being wrapped to an Evil Energy-powered Assassin that basically represents Death itself is still a bad thing, dead or alive.
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Oh, no, please. Feel free to join us on beating up this loser.
Indeed. Help yourself to that drink, if you'd like. Some Knight Man-looking robot passed by and left that here.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:47pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 1:52pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:47pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 1:52pm
#11
 I'm gonna have to drink that thing if I want to fight you, aren't I.
 Welp, here goes.

Collateral Aeon tries to drink the beverage, but he doesn't have a mouth. Therefore, he just downloads its contents into his face.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 1:51pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 1:51pm
#12
@Beta Shadow : Well he's a robot who has no soul at all
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:04pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 2:15pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:04pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 2:15pm
#13
Suddenly, Winston starts screaming unwillingly
TURKEY!
Turkey... Why is the notification sound so loud
Anyway, gentlemen, I have been informed by one of my clones that one of the villains was seen using the Wish Core.
It's apparently that heavy golden alligator, who would have thought..
I'll de-summon all of my other clones for now, also, we need a plan, any ideas?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:15pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:15pm
#14
Here's an idea...making sure Enka and the Dos guys aren't dead.

In all seriousness,we have no idea where he is.All we know is that he was in the memehole,which in itself is like a wormhole.Either he went through the portal in about 80 feet into the hole,or he made his own.Either way its worth a shot.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:22pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:22pm
#15
But they didn't know that something was coming
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:41pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 2:43pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:41pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 2:43pm
#16
...Hrm.

...Still, he's been sent to Skull Reaper through a wish (Which, btw, is an all-powerful Core that allows its wielder to grant any wish the holder wills, though at the cost of an internal piece of themselves, and if the wielder runs out then it's the entire universe), and now that he's... "Wrapped" to Skull Reaper, I'd still say it's a bad thing all-in-all.

Fight us, oh, no no no. We're only interested in beating up this loser.
...We're ALSO being paid a bazillion zenny by someone called King K. Rool to fight a long list of people if we ever come across them, but so far we've found none of them, so it's whatever.
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Huh, that explains a lot- Wait, WHAT!?

THAT SCALY- SON OF A ! DID THAT ER REALLY ING THINK HE CAN PULL THAT KIND OF ON ME!? I AM A MULTIVERSE-CLASS ING ASSASSIN, AND HE CAN'T EVEN ING KILL OFF A BUNCH OF DIRTY APES! I SWEAR TO ING ASIMOV, WHEN I ING SEE THAT SON OF A , I WILL-

Over from the distance...

SQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWK! *Continues Squawking*
...Huh. ...Skull Reaper swears more than that Rotom guy.

Back to Skull Reaper...

...AND I WILL ING DEFILE HIS ING CORPSE!
...Is all I would say if I could actually do something about it.
But unfortunately, when I became an assassin, I swore an oath to fulfill my missions for as long as I can be paid. If I don't, I'll have my Assassin's Liscense revoked and I will be taken to Interdimensional Prison.
And if you know what they do to people in PRISON, imagine what they do to people in INTERDIMENSIONAL Prison. *Shudders*
...Tell you what. I'll see what I can do when I deliver this Anti-Omni Meme to K. Rool. And if I can't do anything about it myself... The least I can do is tell you how to GET to K. Rool.
But as it currently stands, as long as I can get paid, I'm basically contracted to do what I was asked of.
...I think I can sense some of your allies in the Memehole. If your body is still there... You'll have to be the bearer of EVERYTHING you've just learned.

Skull Reaper sends the DOS Robots back to their original shared body.

And as for YOU... Enka, was it? ...I can't reap your soul- not that I WANT to- due to lacking one. And I can't send you back to where you once were because my method of teleportation is single-person only. So, uh... You'll just have to... walk. Or something.

Skull Reaper tries to warp away, realizes that Enka was wrapped to him, and kinda just... Uses the scythe to kinda... peel off the connection. Or some spiritual bull like that.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:44pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:44pm
#17
The dos bots get back and explain everything to the ragtag group.Doc Man,finds a loophole

doc-robot Yes is this Skull reaper?We need you to kill someone named King K rool...
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:44pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:44pm
#18
 Interesting. Who's on the list of this people, anyway?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:46pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:46pm
#19
Enka was there

Jeez I didn't know a reaper would swear that much
He took his reaper and tried to use it also he used Crash Bomb since he looks like a revamped Skull Man
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:56pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:56pm
#20
Unfortunately, when Enka tried to follow Skull Reaper, he finds that Skull Reaper's Evil Energy prevents him from following him.

At least I'm assuming that's what he's up to.

Also, Skull Reaper's not an ACTUAL Reaper. He's just aptly named after the Grim Reaper. As in, you know, Death itself.
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Well, bad news. I'm on an entirely different contract killing at the moment, and until I'm done, I can't call it off. But don't worry, I've been doing a little bit of planning... I'm going to be doing a bit of research, and when we're done...
...There will be HELL to pay.
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Wait, wait, wait. A golden ALLIGATOR!? That could only mean... Ooh noo...
King K. Rool... So THIS is what he's been up to all this time...
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Hm, let's see... There's this guy called Collateral Aeo-
Out of the way, bolt bags!
NANI THE FU-

Suddenly, the Skull Reaper appears, slashing the three robots and stealing their souls!

Collateral Aeon! I have been hired to be your downfall!

Skull Reaper Status
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