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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:17pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:17pm
#1
Enka jumps out of nowhere and touches his head He starts gaining powerbefore could steal their souls also he poured oil on King K.Rool besides it's a nice sunny day.

Surely, Oil wouldn't do anything?
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:23pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:23pm
#2
Alright then, I've got an idea
Say, can this guy be defeated with weapons as powerful, or even slightly more powerful than SKULL REAPER's scythe?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:27pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:27pm
#3
K ROOL IS SOMEWHERE ELSE NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:28pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:28pm
#4
@Enka : Letter L has a point. Only Skull Reaper knows, and he's not there. Not to mention nobody can follow him.

Also, the Evil Energy prevents anyone from copying his abilities, and it also cloaks where he is.

And to add it all up... SKULL REAPER IS NOT THE BAD GUY ANYMORE. You're basically just attacking to be annoying. AGAIN.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:30pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 3:35pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:30pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 3:35pm
#5
[ Joke's on you, I happen to have backup.

Collateral Aeon summons a Bombomb!
Bombomb tries to attack Skull Reaper!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 5 | Health: 170/170 | ATK: 120 | DEF: 120 | SPE: 120
bombomb Bombomb | Level 2 | Health: 15/15 | ATK: 120 | DEF: 30 | SPE: 40
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:31pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 3:36pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:31pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 3:36pm
#6
@Beta Shadow: When I say jump out of nowhere I mean by chance he found him without any sort of data
Other than that I understand.

He rewinds time and Star Punch him for escaping then the star shatters into tiny pieces
Enka question Aeon for why he's there because of his arrogance.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:35pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:35pm
#7
Skull Reaper dodges everything, then uses Gravity Hold in a harmless way in order to pin Enka down.

CALM DOWN YOU IDIOT, I'M ON YOUR SIDE!

*Ahem* As I was trying to say...
Look. I WAS hired to kill you, Collateral Aeon. BUT... You're working with the people who are enemies of my enemies... So I WON'T kill you.
However, due to my Assassin's Oath, I'm unable to leave the job until I'm payed... Fortunately, I have a plan.
I can use my powers to remove your soul, causing your body to APPEAR dead. And then, once I'm payed, I can return your soul to your body, you can get back to doing... whatever it is you were doing...
*Turns towards Enka* ...While I make up a plan to help you stop the guy who's trying to erase us all. You know, if YOU can STOP BEING ANNOYING AND GETTING IN OTHER PEOPLE'S WAYS.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:44pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 3:46pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:44pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 3:46pm
#8
@Enka : Stop trying to derail the plot.

 Yeah, well last I heard you were a manic who wants to get rid of all life in the omniverse. Besides, the reason I came here was to obtain a method of beating you up.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 3:49pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 3:49pm
#9
I DON'T want to get rid of all life in the Omniverse. I'm an ASSASSIN, if I kill literally everyone, I'd be out of the job.
Sure, I'm corrupted by Evil Energy, destroyed everyone in my world, and became an assassin who kills everyone I'm hired to do, and I've been killing Robot Masters to gain power...
...But at LEAST I'm not a homicidal maniac who wants to destroy LITERALLY EVERYTHING with the use of some core. THAT kind of monster is what you've been trying to stop all along, NOT me. And I can't HELP YOU with that until I'm done with this contract killing, which I can't be done with until I'm payed, which can't happen until YOU AND ZETA LIGHT ARE DEAD... Or until you decide to stick with my plan.
...So we can do this in a manner of which nobody gets hurt... Or you can just TRY to fight me, and inevitably DIE from an immortal being that can't die.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 4:05pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 4:05pm
#10
@RotomSlashBlast : Stop annoying me

He dodge the attack

He said to Aeon
For someone who wants to beat me up you’ll never shut up.
He gave Skull and Aeon an E-Tank
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 4:15pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 4:17pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 4:15pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 4:17pm
#11
@Enka Well you're annoying US. Also, this version of aeon is called COLLATERAL Aeon, not just Aeon.

 OR you could just tell me where to find this guy so I can beat him up!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 4:17pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 4:22pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 4:17pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 4:22pm
#12
@RotomSlashBlast : What guy also you went from you up to him up. I don’t have the time to call him that.As I said STOP I really don’t want to deal with any of you all I’m doing is contributing to a thread not arguing with people wasting my time.

He said K.Rool or Skull???
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 4:19pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 4:19pm
#13
I'm afraid it's not that simple... I'll discuss details when EVERYONE is together, but first...
...You know what? It's going to go nowhere, so I'm just going to uh... tell Sargent Ghost I killed you without actually doing it, get payed, do some research... And THEN everything should be aligned.

Skull Reaper escaped the battle...
YOU... Won? You earned 0 EXP and 0 Zenny.

Skull Reaper warps off to a different dimension, outside of the Roleplay...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 4:24pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 4:29pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 4:24pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 4:29pm
#14
Now Skull was gone he is trying to find K.Rool
(Don’t tell me I already know)
I need to read or slap myself
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 5:20pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 5:20pm
#15
Collateral Aeon has obtained the Super Water Fusion Star! He can now use the Hydro Crash ability, which pours a waterfall on an enemy, and can target multiple enemies, too!
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 5:28pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 5:31pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 5:28pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 5:31pm
#16
.But why would King K. Rool even want the core? Money? Fame? Bananas?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 5:32pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 6:03pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 5:32pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 6:03pm
#17
...No. If I know the K. Rool of THIS Omniverse, which I do... He wants to destroy EVERYTHING- Destroy ME- out of pettiness.
Recall how in Donkey Kong 64, he wanted to destroy DK Island after many failures... Imagine him joining some form of Meme Organization of great evil, gaining the power to return from death in a new body every time he dies, getting beaten by a demon on a few occasions, and THEN that Meme Organization's leader became good, causing him to resent it and go rouge against it...
...Because that's basically what happened. And the worst part is, it's all MY fault. Had I realized what he was up to all this time, I would've stopped him long before he could begin with ANY of this.
Elsewhere, in a universe unknown...

This is the thing you wanted, correct?
Skull Reaper hands over the Anti-Omni Meme to K. Rool.
...Yes... This is EXACTLY what I wanted! I already have my Wish Core, and the Blast-o-Matic 2.0 is almost complete... And now, Beta Shadow no longer has the means- or should I say memes- to stop me! Everything is FINALLY falling into place!
Yes, so... About my payment-
Ah, yes yes. I've been doing research on you Robot Masters... Apparently you accept Zenny as your currency? Well, here you are, a whopping 10,000 Zen-
Yes, yes, that's great, but uh... Could you perhaps pay me by... You know. NOT destroying the Omniverse?
...So, the Evil Energy-infected assassin wises up and decides to play the "good guy"? ...I'll have you know, that I have come TOO FAR to stop now!
Beta Shadow... He has turned too "goodie-goodie" for his own good... The man who hired me to corrupt the entire Omniverse with memes... Suddenly FREES himself from the Meme's corruptive touch, causing him to turn into the "hero of the Omniverse"... Which ruins MY evil reputation! So I'm going to ruin HIS by destroying the Omniverse he so DESPERATELY tries to protect!

K. Rool presses a few buttons, and a portal opens up...

You see this Universe in the portal, Skull Reaper? ...THIS is the Prime Universe, created by the Great Deity, Ageman20XX. EVERY Universe, EVERY Multiverse, EVERY Roleplay, Timeline, Tomline, Worldline, Dimension, and Chatroom... They ALL originated from here. ...With the Wish Core, I intend to have my Blast-o-Matic use it to make a laser powerful enough to wipe out the Prime Universe entirely, causing a chain reaction that will DESTROY the entire Omniverse!

You're... You're INSANE!
It takes one to know one, my friend... Now, take my 10,000 Zenny and get lost!
Fine, but just know this! I know where this base is... And I can warn EVERYONE AGAINST YOU of your whereabouts! As soon as I figure out a way to break the seal keeping your enemies out... We WILL stop you!

Skull Reaper warps out.

Kremling: ...Sir, shouldn't we worry about that?
SILENCE, FOOL! To think those so-called Omniverse Protectors can stop me is foolish... Let them come! I'll be here, waiting to begin my Crocodile Cacophony... And PUT THEM ALL IN THEIR PLACE!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 5:44pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 5:44pm
#18
To destroy the universe,I'm afraid...
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 7:34pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 7:42pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 7:34pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 7:42pm
#19
Is Skull Reaper going to help at all?Sounds like he might....anyways I am going to look for my friends again.............

Compass Man?Clock Men?Anybody?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 7:47pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 7:55pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 7:47pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 7:55pm
#20
I'd say our best bet to stop K. Rool is to prepare ourselves as much as possible... If Skull Reaper IS helping us, he'll tell us where K. Rool is when he returns from... Wherever he's at.
I'm going to go practice with this Ancient Shaggy Blade I got from the briefcase. The rest of you, feel free to prepare yourselves any way you see fit.

Beta Shadow warps off to Universe 1 to train. Delta Paradox, Alpha Fire, and Gamma Bolt warps off as well to do their own preparations.
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