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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 4:31pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 4:31pm
#1
So you go against the words of the mighty TIME WARUDO!? Then this is where your life ends!
Not so fast, golden boy. Your fight is with ME.
Zip it, has-been!

Time Warudo tosses a Time Arrow at the Flash Man-bot, who freezes time temporarily to move out of the way.

Now then, time to show you, Mr. Grey-bot, what happens when you mess with TIME WARUDO!
What an imbecile... *To Collateral Aeon* I'm going to help you with this one, but only because this guy is my rival, and I want to be the one to wipe that smug look off his face. DON'T get in my way.

The battle with Time Warudo begins!

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Time Warudo
Core: Time | Health: 306 | ATK: 378 | DEF: 192 | SPD: 324
This Time Man model has the ability to stop time. His Time Arrows are also like knives. He is incredibly arrogant.

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Flash Platinum
Level: 10 | Health: 309 | ATK: 210 | DEF: 309 | SPD: 372

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Time Warudo
Health: 306 | ATK: 378 | DEF: 192 | SPD: 324
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 4:39pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 4:39pm
#2
Protoeon: Hello?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 4:48pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 4:48pm
#3
The genesis unit and king arrive at the battle scene.

Sorry to bother you,but have you seen some sort of fusing robot anywhere?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 4:55pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 4:55pm
#4
Have you just been ASLEEP when we tried to speak with you? Look, Protoeons, here's the gist of it: The Omniverse is in danger. You can either help us or don't, just DON'T be power-hungry nuisances until it's over, alright?
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Butt out of this, ape.
Now, now, Flash, no need to be rude. ...I'm sorry to say, but unless this silver robot can fuse for some reason, we have not seen any "fusing robots".
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:01pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:01pm
#5
Hey I wouldn't talk to put leader like that!We outnumber you and are (probably) stronger!

Hyper Storm calm down,(i should be the leader anyways). Anyways,maybe that shark looking robot has.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:06pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:06pm
#6
Stronger, you say? HA! Nobody is stronger than the mighty TIME WARUDO! Bring it on, all of you!
I can take you all on! I can take on ANYONE! I can take on EVERYONE! I CAN DO ANYTHING!

Time Warudo's finishing sentence creates a mighty echo that even reaches Zeta Light...

Huh? What is that sound?
...Whatever it was, I now sense a great disturbance... I sure hope Collateral Aeon's holding up alright...
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:10pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:10pm
#7
Collateral Aeon summons a Bombomb!
Bombomb tries to attack Time Warudo the only way it knows how; Ramming into him whilst trying not to blow up!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 7 | Health: 180/180 | ATK: 155 (130 + 25) | DEF: 158 (130 + 28) | SPE: 159 (130 + 29)
bombomb Bombomb | Level 4 | Health: 25/25 | ATK: 161 (140 + 11) | DEF: 51 (40 + 11) | SPE: 61 (50 + 11)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:12pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 5:16pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:12pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 5:16pm
#8
After time warudo says I CAN DO ANYTHING a spark is seen in the air....

HAVE I BEEN SUMMONED?

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:16pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 5:19pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:16pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 5:19pm
#9
I would like to ask the same thing. What's your game, Time Warudo?
I can promise you, this is unintentional. However, I like it! Anything to give you a harder time, Flash Platinum!
So, are any of you going to make a move, or...?

*Insert Collateral Aeon's turn here*
Flash Platinum attacks Time Warudo!

Bombomb deals 40 Damage!
Flash Platinum deals 67 Damage!

You're wasting your time. I, Time Warudo, am unbeatable!

Time Warudo throws a few Time Arrows at Collateral Aeon and Flash Platinum!

27 Damage to Flash Platinum
-Miss-
-Miss-
-Miss-
-Miss-

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Flash Platinum
Level: 10 | Health: 282/309 | ATK: 210 | DEF: 309 | SPD: 372

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Time Warudo
Health: 199/306 | ATK: 378 | DEF: 192 | SPD: 324
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:20pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:20pm
#10
Buster rod G rams into time warudo!(give me a while before I can give them detailed stats,im on mobile and don't have my laptop for now.Give me til like 7)

Jevil doesn't have a side and just throws scythes everywhere!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:47pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 5:51pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:47pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 5:51pm
#11
Collateral Aeon takes 32 damage!
Collateral Aeon decides to see what ACTs he can do with Time Warudo!
Bombomb guards.

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 7 | Health: 148/180 | ATK: 155 (130 + 25) | DEF: 158 (130 + 28) | SPE: 159 (130 + 29)
bombomb Bombomb | Level 4 | Health: 25/25 | ATK: 161 (140 + 11) | DEF: 51 (40 + 11) | SPE: 61 (50 + 11)
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:57pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:57pm
#12
ACTS:
> Scan
> Taunt

Flash Platinum took 35 Damage from Jevil's scythes!
Time Warudo managed to remain unharmed by the scythes!
Buster Rod G dealt 25 Damage to Time Warudo!

Flash Platinum
Level: 10 | Health: 247/309 | ATK: 210 | DEF: 309 | SPD: 372

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Time Warudo
Health: 174/306 | ATK: 378 | DEF: 192 | SPD: 324
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 6:17pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 6:17pm
#13
Protoeon: TAKE THIS THEN! *unleases Eon Buster*
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 6:32pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 6:32pm
#14
Delta Paradox completely blocks and nullifies Protoeon's attack.

Did I stutter when I told you to not be a nuisance!?

Delta Paradox warps Protoeon to his base. Don't ask how he knows where it is or how he got there, he just does and he just did.

Now stay in here and think about what you've done. We'll deal with you and your team of power-hungry DINGUSES when there's nobody trying to literally DESTROY US ALL.

Delta Paradox warps away to resume training.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 6:35pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 6:35pm
#15
Collateral Aeon tries to Taunt Time Warudo!

 The only reason you picked this fight is because a now-dead relative was a jerk to you. Also, you're about to become as dead as them.
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 6:38pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 6:38pm
#16
Omega Protoeon: *unleases OmegaEon Brust*

*damages everyone*
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 6:45pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 6:45pm
#17
@P. Eon : Unfortunately, everyone just so happens to be nobody but...

...Hang on, where even ARE the Protoeons, anyways?
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 6:47pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 6:47pm
#18
@Beta Shadow : The Protoeon Team (Normal, Parallel, Omega, and Parallel Omega) are a team of trouble makers who when to defeat the Betas badly.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:10pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 7:20pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:10pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 7:20pm
#19
@P. Eon : Ok, yes, that's WHO they are, but WHERE are they right now?
Time Warudo suddenly attacks with a lightspeed Time Arrow, causing 75 Damage to Collateral Aeon

STEEL YOUR TONGUE! Rock was a gentle, kind-hearted soul, who would NEVER do such things! I will NOT let you soil his good name!
"King" Wily will PAY for what he's done, but first, I shall make you PAY for your remark!

...I don't think that was who he was referring to- not that whoever he was referring to actually EXISTS in our universe- but ok.

Flash Platinum uses GONE IN A FLASH! 65 Damage to Time Warudo! The enemy's turn was skipped!
Time Warudo's ATK rose, but his DEF lowered!

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Flash Platinum
Level: 10 | Health: 247/309 | ATK: 210 | DEF: 309 | SPD: 372

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Time Warudo
Health: 109/306 | ATK: 378 | DEF: 192 | SPD: 324
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:23pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 7:29pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:23pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 7:29pm
#20
Collateral Aeon tries taunting Time Warudo again!

 Actually, I think I'll keep running my mouth. You're most likely only alive right now because you keep draining the life energy of creatures. Also, if my sources are correct, if you even touch sunlight, you lose, like a fifth of your body. What kind of dumb creature gets instakilled by the sun, anyhow!? It's not exactly a deadly laser, folks!

Bombomb attacks Time Warudo!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 7 | Health: 148/180 | ATK: 155 (130 + 25) | DEF: 158 (130 + 28) | SPE: 159 (130 + 29)
bombomb Bombomb | Level 4 | Health: 25/25 | ATK: 161 (140 + 11) | DEF: 51 (40 + 11) | SPE: 61 (50 + 11)
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