Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
So you go against the words of the mighty TIME WARUDO!? Then this is where your life ends! Not so fast, golden boy. Your fight is with ME. Zip it, has-been!
Time Warudo tosses a Time Arrow at the Flash Man-bot, who freezes time temporarily to move out of the way.
Now then, time to show you, Mr. Grey-bot, what happens when you mess with TIME WARUDO! What an imbecile... *To Collateral Aeon* I'm going to help you with this one, but only because this guy is my rival, and I want to be the one to wipe that smug look off his face. DON'T get in my way.
The battle with Time Warudo begins!
Auto-Scan Time Warudo Core: Time| Health: 306| ATK: 378| DEF: 192| SPD: 324 This Time Man model has the ability to stop time. His Time Arrows are also like knives. He is incredibly arrogant.
Have you just been ASLEEP when we tried to speak with you? Look, Protoeons, here's the gist of it: The Omniverse is in danger. You can either help us or don't, just DON'T be power-hungry nuisances until it's over, alright? --- Butt out of this, ape. Now, now, Flash, no need to be rude. ...I'm sorry to say, but unless this silver robot can fuse for some reason, we have not seen any "fusing robots".
Stronger, you say? HA! Nobody is stronger than the mighty TIME WARUDO! Bring it on, all of you! I can take you all on! I can take on ANYONE! I can take on EVERYONE! I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Time Warudo's finishing sentence creates a mighty echo that even reaches Zeta Light...
Huh? What is that sound? ...Whatever it was, I now sense a great disturbance... I sure hope Collateral Aeon's holding up alright...
Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 5:16pmEdited on 2019/03/29 at 5:19pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 5:16pmEdited 2019/03/29 at 5:19pm
#9
I would like to ask the same thing. What's your game, Time Warudo? I can promise you, this is unintentional. However, I like it! Anything to give you a harder time, Flash Platinum! So, are any of you going to make a move, or...?
*Insert Collateral Aeon's turn here* Flash Platinum attacks Time Warudo!
Buster rod G rams into time warudo!(give me a while before I can give them detailed stats,im on mobile and don't have my laptop for now.Give me til like 7)
Jevil doesn't have a side and just throws scythes everywhere!
Flash Platinum took 35 Damage from Jevil's scythes! Time Warudo managed to remain unharmed by the scythes! Buster Rod G dealt 25 Damage to Time Warudo!
Delta Paradox completely blocks and nullifies Protoeon's attack.
Did I stutter when I told you to not be a nuisance!?
Delta Paradox warps Protoeon to his base. Don't ask how he knows where it is or how he got there, he just does and he just did.
Now stay in here and think about what you've done. We'll deal with you and your team of power-hungry DINGUSES when there's nobody trying to literally DESTROY US ALL.
Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:10pmEdited on 2019/03/29 at 7:20pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:10pmEdited 2019/03/29 at 7:20pm
#19
@P. Eon : Ok, yes, that's WHO they are, but WHERE are they right now?Time Warudo suddenly attacks with a lightspeed Time Arrow, causing 75 Damage to Collateral Aeon
STEEL YOUR TONGUE! Rock was a gentle, kind-hearted soul, who would NEVER do such things! I will NOT let you soil his good name! "King" Wily will PAY for what he's done, but first, I shall make you PAY for your remark!
...I don't think that was who he was referring to- not that whoever he was referring to actually EXISTS in our universe- but ok.
Flash Platinum uses GONE IN A FLASH! 65 Damage to Time Warudo! The enemy's turn was skipped! Time Warudo'sATK rose, but his DEF lowered!
Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:23pmEdited on 2019/03/29 at 7:29pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:23pmEdited 2019/03/29 at 7:29pm
#20
Collateral Aeon tries taunting Time Warudo again!
Actually, I think I'll keep running my mouth. You're most likely only alive right now because you keep draining the life energy of creatures. Also, if my sources are correct, if you even touch sunlight, you lose, like a fifth of your body. What kind of dumb creature gets instakilled by the sun, anyhow!? It's not exactly a deadly laser, folks!
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