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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:30pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 7:33pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:30pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 7:33pm
#1
Proto Man DS? warps in the middle of the fight with Collateral Aeon to state the following:

"Vampires get instakilled by the sun."
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:31pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:31pm
#2
...Ok, I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

...Hang on a second, I know what's going on.
Ok, look. Yes, we've been designed after Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, but NOT on the Stand Users. That's been done to death across the multiverse, or so we're aware of.
What we're ACTUALLY based off of are the Stands themselves, NOT their users. So basically, you're barking up the wrong backstory.
...But for whatever reason, it's working. Keep it up, but perhaps instead of using our backstories- which I'm sure you know none of- try for his personality or abilities.
...Or, wait. I think he's actually almost dead.

Flash Platinum attacks!
Bombomb deals 54 Damage to Time Warudo!
Flash Platinum deals 63 Damage! Time Warudo is rekt!

Alright, that should... Wait a minute, why is the battle still going on?
...Hang on. There's still that strange jester-looking creature left. Who or what even IS this guy, anyways?

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Flash Platinum
Level: 10 | Health: 247/309 | ATK: 210 | DEF: 309 | SPD: 372
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:31pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 7:35pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:31pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 7:35pm
#3
 Actually, from what I've read, vampires only lose their powers when out in the sun; they don't get hit with 58 thousand Flame/Laser type damage just for peeking 1% of themselves out into daylight for less then 56 microseconds.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:36pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 7:43pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:36pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 7:43pm
#4
Hi! "Hmm. Good point. Alternately, they sparkle according to a series of unholy books that I refuse to name."
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:43pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 7:57pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:43pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 7:57pm
#5
 Oh, that guy? His name's Jev-

Collateral Aeon then realizes who the "strange jester-looking creature" is.

 Wh-WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO JACK *REGGAE'D AT THE VERY LEAST! I KNOW I SAW YOU GET FALCON PUNCHED FAR PAST THE HORIZON! PLUS, YOU EVEN TOOK A GIGA BLAST TO THE FACE! HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE, AND HOW MUCH STARFORCE IS NEEDED TO SURVIVE ALL THAT!?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 7:58pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 8:30pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 7:58pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 8:30pm
#6
ITS SIMPLE REALLY!I WAS SUMMONED.SOMEONE SAID MY LINE AND THAT PISSES ME OFF!OH,AND I CAN'T BE KILLED!WELL I CAN.BUT THIS BODY IS FOREVER.UNLESS IT'S LITERALLY SENT TO LIKE THE END OF TIME.ALSO I DON'T NEED,OR KNOW WHAT THIS STARFORCE IS.I AM NOT FROM THIS REALM!I COME FROM THE MEMEHOLE!A THING THAT OPENS UP,AND CONNECTS DIMENSIONS!AND BY DIMENSIONS I MEAN WHOLE OTHER OMNIVERSES!THIS ONE IS ENDING SOON IS IT NOT?I CAN JUST LEAVE IN AN INSTANT!OH,AND TO EXPLAIN WHO I AM.I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS!I COME FROM A COMPUTER PROGRAM.AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL,THIS REALM IS SIMILAR!NOW FOR TRUE CHAOS TO BEGIN!

Jevil summons a carousal!
Buster Rod G takes 34 damage!Hyper Storm H powers through it!Mega Water S dodges!King counters it back at Jevil,dealing 68 damage!
Buster Rod G decides to leave for help!

Oh and Aeon,do you happen to know of a being that fuses with other beings?

Mega Water S Energy 358/358 Attack 163 Defense 247 Speed 238

Hyper Storm H Energy 499/500 Attack 280 Defense 252 Speed 220(he isn't this fast,he can just slow others down)

King Energy 290/290 Attack 140,increases with counters Defense 312 Speed 218

Jevil Energy ???/??? Attack 256 Defense ??? Speed 256
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 8:17pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 8:17pm
#7
Sorry, no.
GONE IN A FLASH!

Flash Platinum uses GONE IN A FLASH to freeze Jevil in time!

I cannot freeze him in time forever, but I CAN just keep using this. Either way, it's best for you guys to hit him with everything
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 8:26pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 8:26pm
#8
Jevil almost breaks free from the GONE IN A FLASH but fails!

Buster Rod G is back,He uses his rod to stab Jevil!
Mega Water S reluctantly throws a harpoon at Jevil!
Hyper Storm H blows on Jevil!It does nothing!Hyper Storm H tackles Jevil!
King forces Buster Rod G to shoot at him with as much power as possible!He shoots the counter at Jevil!
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 8:30pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 8:30pm
#9
Proto Man DS? morphs his arm into a rocket launcher and proceeds to fire off 3 cryo-rockets at Jevil, possibly freezing him.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 8:49pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 8:52pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 8:49pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 8:52pm
#10
 Pretty sure I never told you my name. Besides, my ACTUAL name is COLLATERAL Aeon, not just Aeon. Get it right, or I'll kick your *REGGAE'D*es too.

Collateral Aeon attacks Jevil!
Bombomb also attacks Jevil!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 7 | Health: 148/180 | ATK: 155 (130 + 25) | DEF: 158 (130 + 28) | SPE: 159 (130 + 29)
bombomb Bombomb | Level 4 | Health: 25/25 | ATK: 161 (140 + 11) | DEF: 51 (40 + 11) | SPE: 61 (50 + 11)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 8:56pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 9:00pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 8:56pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 9:00pm
#11
Ok let's try this again COLLATERAL Aeon...have you seen a fusing being?Fused with many powerful creations?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 10:19pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 10:22pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 10:19pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 10:22pm
#12
Hold on a second here. "Jevil", was it? ...So you proclaim to be able to do anything. Yet, at the same time, you claim that you cannot be killed. Dying counts as a "thing". So, wouldn't not being able to die make your statement of being able to do ANYthing false?
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 10:23pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 10:26pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 10:23pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 10:26pm
#13
Jevil is enraged and escapes!His stats multiply...by...oh dear.....7 times....uhhhhhh

Doc Man comes out of nowhere and sends Jevil away!
doc-robot Alright,much better!

IT'S HIM!

dark-man-4 Hmm?

You posses the evil energy we need...prepare yourself...come with us.We have formed an alliance.We are going to conquer this omniverse with our leader...

dark-man-4 What?Excuse me but we are busy SAVING THE OMNIVERSE!

In that case may we join you?We will settle this conflict later

They Joined the ragtag save everything group!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 10:35pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 10:35pm
#14
Saving the Omniverse, huh...? Well, I don't exactly care, but I won't stop you or anything.
*To Collateral Aeon* Oh, and you. If you want that star... thing, then go ahead and take it. Time Warudo won't be able to stop you...
...In FACT, we were told of some of the Resistance members would be around this section of the Omniverse, so we of King Wily's men were ordered to capture them on the spot. So, with that...

Flash Platinum grabs Time Warudo and leaves to his home universe.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 10:40pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 10:44pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 10:40pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 10:44pm
#15
Proto Man DS? turns around and says:

. Hey Dark Man. If anyone asks about my whereabouts, just tell them I'm...testing something for the upcoming fight. Please?

With that, he warps off.

___________________________________

Meanwhile, Buff Wily hears sirens as he approaches the first wall of the city. An army is preparing to intercept Buff Wily.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 10:51pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 10:51pm
#16
Buff Wily becomes regular wily in a robotic suit for convenience purposes and shoots at them with metal blades
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 11:32pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 11:32pm
#17
Multiple Mets and Flying Shells are cut in half as the army is confused as to why a lookalike is attacking.

Neverless, a squad of rocket powered Bladers(helicopter drones) come after Buff Wily.
Meanwhile, the wall opens fire upon Buff Wily's suit thru its enlarged Beaks(turrets)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 11:40pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 11:40pm
#18
Wily shoots atomic fire at the beaks
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 11:41pm Edited on 2019/03/29 at 11:48pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 11:41pm Edited 2019/03/29 at 11:48pm
#19
Two of the 6 Enlarged Beaks are disabled.

The rocket powered Bladers are now attempting to crash into Wily.
Meanwhile, three large shots approach Wily.

The Beaks are currently in Defense Mode.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 29th, 2019 at 11:44pm
Posted 2019/03/29 at 11:44pm
#20
Wily uses rain flush!
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