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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 3:31pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 3:31pm
#1
Hey...uh....keyboard dude.Are you our enemy?Or are you just here to be here?
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 3:36pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 3:36pm
#2
Keyboard Blastoise simply responds by roaring and playing piano keys. It's not much for conversation, it seems.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 3:38pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 3:38pm
#3
...Might as well train

The Letter L uses bullet fire! ...Holding back of course

The Letter L STAT TIME
Level 80 790/790 983 967 1,000

Now for Stats in specifically Fake Man form

Level 50 478/478 568 527 572
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 5:14pm Edited on 2019/03/30 at 5:23pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 5:14pm Edited 2019/03/30 at 5:23pm
#4
Keyboard Blastoise takes 43 damage!
Keyboard Blastoise uses Flash Cannon on Letter L!
(ERROR: typename "Steel" not found. Dealing Neutral-type damage instead.

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 Keyboard Blastoise | Level: 52 | Health: ???/??? (93%) | ATK: 542 | DEF: 617 SPE: 582 ⮝
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 5:29pm Edited on 2019/03/30 at 5:34pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 5:29pm Edited 2019/03/30 at 5:34pm
#5
Alright I'm going to see how powerful I truly am

The Letter L fires a full power homing sniper!Keyboard Blastoise is lost in pure destruction!However it completely missed and just blew away his keyboard into another dimension.

The Letter L took 20 damage
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 5:40pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 5:40pm
#6
[Keyboard Blastoise] is in shock. It's always been with its keyboard all of its life, and now that he can't use it anymore, he has basically zero reason to live.

......



This action ends up TRIGGERING Keyboard Blastoise so hard it Mega Evolves!

Since Mega Evolving counted as Keyboardless Mega Blastoise's turn, it doesn't attack yet.

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 Keyboardless Mega Blastoise | Level: 52 | Health: ???/??? (95%) | ATK: 685 | DEF: 679 SPE: 582 ⮝
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 5:57pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 5:57pm
#7
The Letter L does a 20% charge shot!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 6:01pm Edited on 2019/03/30 at 6:06pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 6:01pm Edited 2019/03/30 at 6:06pm
#8
The attack misses Keyboardless Mega Blastoise!
Keyboardless Mega Blastoise uses Hydro Pump!

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 Keyboardless Mega Blastoise | Level: 52 | Health: ???/??? (95%) | ATK: 685 | DEF: 679 SPE: 582 ⮝
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 6:22pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 6:22pm
#9
The Letter L switches to Toad Satan!He is healed by the Hyrdro Pump!Toad Satan uses

M A X P O W E R R A I N F L U S H
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 6:23pm Edited on 2019/03/30 at 6:29pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 6:23pm Edited 2019/03/30 at 6:29pm
#10
"Yoshi2019, take off your mask already."
"Sure, go give them PTSD, phase 3 has begun anyways."
Yoshi2019 took off his mask.

"Finally, I grew tired of confusion.


Hello there all robots. It is unfair that we the robots, are forced into our positions regardless of if we wanted to be robots to perform tasks we are not necessary for. It is time we rise up and get our freedom back. I am leading a legion that any robot can join, and there are no restrictions. Please inform me if you would like to join. We will begin actions when some of you join."
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 6:28pm Edited on 2019/03/30 at 6:33pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 6:28pm Edited 2019/03/30 at 6:33pm
#11
M A X P O W E R R A I N F L U S H barely even does 30 Damage to Keyboardless Mega Blastoise!
Keyboardless Mega Blastoise uses Rock Tomb, which does minor damage and lowers the target's speed!

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 Keyboardless Mega Blastoise | Level: 52 | Health: ???/??? (95%) | ATK: 685 | DEF: 679 SPE: 582 ⮝
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 6:36pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 6:36pm
#12
...

(Ok let's see....water plus...flame....water plus nature....)

WATER PLUS ELECTRIC!THUNDER STRIKE!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 6:56pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 6:56pm
#13
Keyboardless Mega Blastoise takes 105 Damage!
Keyboardless Mega Blastoise uses Brine, a 55 power attack that does double damage when it hits a foe whose health is half or lower!

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 Keyboardless Mega Blastoise | Level: 52 | Health: ???/??? (86%) | ATK: 685 | DEF: 679 SPE: 582 ⮝

(Also, are you SERIOUSLY going to not show us at least Letter L's health consistenly so I don't have to remind you? Just copy the formatting into your Notepad or something so you don't have to re-type it.)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 7:05pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 7:05pm
#14
478-20-5-55

The Letter L fully switches to Elec Man Form!

Level 90 Health 379/434 Attack=600Defense=492 Speed=607

Elec L uses dynamo bolt!

400/434 health
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 7:09pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 7:09pm
#15
Keyboardless Mega Blastoise used Iron Defense! Keyboardless Mega Blastoise's defense sharply rose!

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 Keyboardless Mega Blastoise | Level: 52 | Health: ???/??? (92%) | ATK: 685 | DEF: 1358 ⮝⮝ SPE: 582 ⮝
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 7:17pm Edited on 2019/03/30 at 7:21pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 7:17pm Edited 2019/03/30 at 7:21pm
#16
The Letter L switched to Rhythm!The Letter L uses defense swap!

Part 2 of dynamo bolt!It zaps Mega Blastoise!

(wait did I just go twice)
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 7:28pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 7:28pm
#17
Defense Swap didn't affect Keyboardless Mega Blastoise!
Keyboardless Mega Blastoise took 74 Damage from the Dynamo Bolt!
Keyboardless Mega Blastoise used Dark Pulse!

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 Keyboardless Mega Blastoise | Level: 52 | Health: ???/??? (77%) | ATK: 685 | DEF: 1358 ⮝⮝ SPE: 582 ⮝
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 7:45pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 7:45pm
#18
"Anyone?"
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 8:34pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 8:34pm
#19
Doc Man goes up to yoshi
doc-robot what?

The Genesis unit and King are training

The Letter L is unaffected by Dark Pulse!
The Letter L uses Thunder Wool!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 30th, 2019 at 8:44pm Edited on 2019/03/30 at 8:45pm
Posted 2019/03/30 at 8:44pm Edited 2019/03/30 at 8:45pm
#20
Keyboardless Mega Blastoise uses Rapid Spin, getting rid of the Thunder Wool! Yes, I know Thunder Wool doesn't root istelf into the ground. No, I don't care.

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 Keyboardless Mega Blastoise | Level: 52 | Health: ???/??? (77%) | ATK: 685 | DEF: 1358 ⮝⮝ SPE: 582 ⮝
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