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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on November 1st, 2018 at 4:10pm
Posted 2018/11/01 at 4:10pm
#1
Beta Shadow was not hacked because AGAIN. NOT A ROBOT. But he agrees with the ban as long as nobody else is banned because the show must go on anyways.

I mean, other than Digersby's thing, this is the best we've got for actual roleplay even though it's a Mary Sue madhouse, but there had to be some way to control the godmodding.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on November 1st, 2018 at 4:50pm
Posted 2018/11/01 at 4:50pm
#2
Aeon simply destroys the frying pan in one punch. Also, he's immune to getting banned, immune to getting hacked, and immune to being slowed down by other people. Also, he KEEPS accelerating time, to the point where days are as short as seconds.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on November 2nd, 2018 at 2:52am
Posted 2018/11/02 at 2:52am
#3
Swift was having none of that he simply Blow Up


Then Everyone Dies THE END

lol
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on November 2nd, 2018 at 8:40am
Posted 2018/11/02 at 8:40am
#4
Oh yeah, and Aeon's also immune to instakills.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on November 2nd, 2018 at 10:11am
Posted 2018/11/02 at 10:11am
#5
Beta Shadow revives himself and- since Swift tried to kill everyone- decided to remove his ban permanently. And then he removed banning from existence.

Beta Shadow then decides to search for the 7 Dragon Emeralds, 7 power-granting and wish-granting emeralds that are totally nothing like Dragon Balls or the Chaos Emeralds I don't even know what those are shut up.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on November 3rd, 2018 at 1:02pm
Posted 2018/11/03 at 1:02pm
#6
Then Hunter Sabotaged Aeon with 1 HP remaining then he poked him before he escaped
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on November 3rd, 2018 at 8:57pm
Posted 2018/11/03 at 8:57pm
#7
Aeon is ALSO immune to sabbotage, and simply uses his speed to instakill Hunter. Also, he's still accelerating time.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on November 4th, 2018 at 7:11am Edited on 2018/11/04 at 7:13am
Posted 2018/11/04 at 7:11am Edited 2018/11/04 at 7:13am
#8
But Hunter was immune to Everything then he punch Aeon in the face with 0.1 HP left then Aeon fazed through the earth into the core dealing 0.1 damage but Hunter was Immune to everything he grab Aeon on the face and Feet and Hands so he couldn’t escape ever again also Aeon couldn’t move since he was stupid
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on November 6th, 2018 at 5:12pm
Posted 2018/11/06 at 5:12pm
#9
Meanwhile with Beta Shadow, he has already found 3 of the Dragon Emeralds. They were kinda easy to get. One was just right out in the middle of nowhere, the second one he had to beat some exterminator in a game of badminton, and the third was on some other planet, where he had to sacrifice something he cared about in order to get it.

So he sacrificed one of his boxes of memes. It was sad. Beta Shadow had Alexa play Megalovania (Deltarune Remix) to cheer himself up.

After all that, though, Beta Shadow gotten over it, for he now has bigger problems: He was having difficulty finding that Accursed Dragon Emerald #4™.
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Posted on November 7th, 2018 at 4:41am Edited on 2018/11/07 at 4:42am
Posted 2018/11/07 at 4:41am Edited 2018/11/07 at 4:42am
#10
Meanwhile, Morcery has the Accursed Dragon Emerald #4 and is using it to get infinite spreadshot and Double Gear.
He also makes Google Home play Ralsei's Lullaby to get him in the mood for fighting.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on November 7th, 2018 at 1:04pm
Posted 2018/11/07 at 1:04pm
#11
Upon hearing Ralsei's Lullaby, Beta Shadow decided to follow it, finding out that Morcery has the Accursed Dragon Emerald #4! But before Beta Shadow could battle Morcery for it, Alexa decided to battle Google Home over Digital Assistant Superiority!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on November 8th, 2018 at 4:49pm
Posted 2018/11/08 at 4:49pm
#12
Aeon simply dodges all of Hunter's attacks, and pulls out the 7th Dragon Emerald (which happens to be gray), and uses it to gain the ability to pierce immunities!
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j
 
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Posted on November 9th, 2018 at 5:44am
Posted 2018/11/09 at 5:44am
#13
Google Home: Why must we fight? It is obvious that we must cooperate to take down that useless overpriced daughter of a low-speed voice synthesizer Siri.
{Oh boy here comes my chance.}[crystal_nature]
Morcery uses Sanic Gear to steal all the present battlers' Dragon Emeralds, thus bringing his total up to 5.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on November 9th, 2018 at 11:34am Edited on 2018/11/09 at 11:37am
Posted 2018/11/09 at 11:34am Edited 2018/11/09 at 11:37am
#14
Beta Shadow simply hid the Dragon Emeralds he had in his Pockets of Void. Also, he used his own speed gear to do so before Morcery could take them.
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Posted on November 9th, 2018 at 1:47pm
Posted 2018/11/09 at 1:47pm
#15
Except not, because he forgot to power his Speed Gear up with said Dragon Emeralds which allowed Morcery to easily intercept him with his Speed Gear+1.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on November 9th, 2018 at 2:01pm
Posted 2018/11/09 at 2:01pm
#16
Well, ok, he has a grand total of 4 Dragon Emeralds. Let's not forget who started the acceleration of time around here...

...That being Aeon, of course. But let's just see what Rotom has him do.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on November 9th, 2018 at 3:28pm
Posted 2018/11/09 at 3:28pm
#17
Aeon's emerald wasn't stolen, because reminder, time's still accelerating. Plus, weeks take seconds now. He uses his outrageous speed to BFG Mighty in the face!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on November 18th, 2018 at 11:21am
Posted 2018/11/18 at 11:21am
#18
(bumping this thread.)
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on November 18th, 2018 at 1:08pm
Posted 2018/11/18 at 1:08pm
#19
Beta Shadow increases his own personal speed to where weeks take half a second, and goes to slam a creme pie into Aeon's face!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on November 18th, 2018 at 1:20pm
Posted 2018/11/18 at 1:20pm
#20
Sol slow down time so a week is one second then he poured salt on Beta Shadow's face.
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