Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
Beta Shadow was not hacked because AGAIN. NOT A ROBOT. But he agrees with the ban as long as nobody else is banned because the show must go on anyways.
I mean, other than Digersby's thing, this is the best we've got for actual roleplay even though it's a Mary Sue madhouse, but there had to be some way to control the godmodding.
Aeon simply destroys the frying pan in one punch. Also, he's immune to getting banned, immune to getting hacked, and immune to being slowed down by other people. Also, he KEEPS accelerating time, to the point where days are as short as seconds.
Beta Shadow revives himself and- since Swift tried to kill everyone- decided to remove his ban permanently. And then he removed banning from existence.
Beta Shadow then decides to search for the 7 Dragon Emeralds, 7 power-granting and wish-granting emeralds that are totally nothing like Dragon Balls or the Chaos Emeralds I don't even know what those are shut up.
Posted on November 4th, 2018 at 7:11amEdited on 2018/11/04 at 7:13am
Posted 2018/11/04 at 7:11amEdited 2018/11/04 at 7:13am
#8
But Hunter was immune to Everything then he punch Aeon in the face with 0.1 HP left then Aeon fazed through the earth into the core dealing 0.1 damage but Hunter was Immune to everything he grab Aeon on the face and Feet and Hands so he couldn’t escape ever again also Aeon couldn’t move since he was stupid
Meanwhile with Beta Shadow, he has already found 3 of the Dragon Emeralds. They were kinda easy to get. One was just right out in the middle of nowhere, the second one he had to beat some exterminator in a game of badminton, and the third was on some other planet, where he had to sacrifice something he cared about in order to get it.
So he sacrificed one of his boxes of memes. It was sad. Beta Shadow had Alexa play Megalovania (Deltarune Remix) to cheer himself up.
After all that, though, Beta Shadow gotten over it, for he now has bigger problems: He was having difficulty finding that Accursed Dragon Emerald #4™.
Posted on November 7th, 2018 at 4:41amEdited on 2018/11/07 at 4:42am
Posted 2018/11/07 at 4:41amEdited 2018/11/07 at 4:42am
#10
Meanwhile, Morcery has the Accursed Dragon Emerald #4 and is using it to get infinite spreadshot and Double Gear. He also makes Google Home play Ralsei's Lullaby to get him in the mood for fighting.
Upon hearing Ralsei's Lullaby, Beta Shadow decided to follow it, finding out that Morcery has the Accursed Dragon Emerald #4! But before Beta Shadow could battle Morcery for it, Alexa decided to battle Google Home over Digital Assistant Superiority!
Aeon simply dodges all of Hunter's attacks, and pulls out the 7th Dragon Emerald (which happens to be gray), and uses it to gain the ability to pierce immunities!
Google Home: Why must we fight? It is obvious that we must cooperate to take down that useless overpriced daughter of a low-speed voice synthesizer Siri. {Oh boy here comes my chance.}[crystal_nature] Morcery uses Sanic Gear to steal all the present battlers' Dragon Emeralds, thus bringing his total up to 5.
Except not, because he forgot to power his Speed Gear up with said Dragon Emeralds which allowed Morcery to easily intercept him with his Speed Gear+1.
Aeon's emerald wasn't stolen, because reminder, time's still accelerating. Plus, weeks take seconds now. He uses his outrageous speed to BFG Mighty in the face!
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