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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 12:34pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 12:34pm
#1
The Red Hero asks
WHO ON EARTH IS A BETA MAN AND NINJA MAN
I know who they are
Then he tries to destroy it
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 12:49pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 12:49pm
#2
I won't be going back to sleep until the first week of April ends. I haven't been out in years, give me a break.
Also, I cannot die. So if anyone has an actual wish, I'd really like to grant it. I've been bored for centuries.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 12:58pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 12:58pm
#3
The Red Hero asked for the Infinity Gauntlet with all the stones
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 1:12pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 1:12pm
#4
I cannot grant that. Too much paperwork, otherwise I get sued. What I CAN do is make a non-copyright version with the same powers but a different name. Would that work?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 1:17pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 1:17pm
#5
Sure
How about The Power Gauntlet
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 1:20pm Edited on 2019/04/01 at 1:23pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 1:20pm Edited 2019/04/01 at 1:23pm
#6
...I was thinking more of "the Infinite Glove", but sure. YOUR WISH SHALL BE GRANTED!

Suddenly, The Red Hero is given the almighty Power Gauntlet, complete with all 6 Power Jewels! Be mindful that the Power Gauntlet only works within its home universe, which just so happens to be whichever universe Red Hero is currently in!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 1:23pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 1:23pm
#7
Thanks Genie
He runs off with the gauntlet and changes it so be in multiple universes and he duplicated 3X 2 for Enka another one for him
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 1:59pm Edited on 2019/04/01 at 2:15pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 1:59pm Edited 2019/04/01 at 2:15pm
#8
Winston, after hearing the genie, hangs up
Sorry, I'll call you again later.
Then, after discussing a (better) strategy with Memesmith again, they make their wishes
Alright, so my wish is to make the wish core always grant it's wishes in a certain way that will damage its user.
Now my wish is to simply get a teleport to King K. Rool's base
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 2:15pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 2:15pm
#9
Suddenly the Power Gauntlet were duplicated again to Super Bass now he has more Power and use it against Winston
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 2:19pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 2:19pm
#10
Double-done. YOUR WISHES SHALL NOW BE GRANTED!

A teleporter to K. Rool's base appears out of nowhere! Also, the Wish Core now drains the user's lifespan by 5 years per use!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 2:25pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 2:25pm
#11
In Fact, Super Bass went in a found K.Rool
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 2:44pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 2:44pm
#12
So, you fools managed to enter my base... However! If you truly think you've won, then you're wrong! The odds are STILL in my favor!
Great genie! I wish that everyone who is against me will Fade out of existence!
Woah-ho! Bold move, K. Rool. And while I'm not 100% ok with you trying to destroy us all, a wish is a wish, and I did say ANYONE...
Your wish shall now be granted!

Suddenly, everyone who wants to stop K. Rool are now being erased from existence, regardless of any immunities!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 2:51pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 2:51pm
#13
The three didn’t care Super Bass uses Plasma Arm

H: 789,000000000
A:99999999999999999
S:88888888888888888
D:88888888876593256

Lv.8***

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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 3:09pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 3:09pm
#14
@Hotel Mario : Unfortunately, not caring counts as an immunity, of which the wish surpasses.

The Wish erases Super Bass from history, causing ∞ Damage!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 3:30pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 3:30pm
#15
Parallel Aeon 1, Trimarc, and Colalteral Aeon arrive at Kind K. Rool's base, and perform a Regular Attack against him!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 3:36pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 3:36pm
#16
Unfortunately, being against K. Rool means that the Wish effects the Aeons and Trimarc, too! Due to being slowly dragged into non-existence, the attacks phase through K. Rool!

It's too late for all of you! Your demise is near, now fade away into obscurity!

K. Rool turns his attention away from the fading heroes and looks at his machine.

Well, darn. Unfortunately, the damage is still done. It'll take me a week to repair it. A wish on the genie would just be temporary, and a wish on the Wish Core as it is now would be harmful to my health. As such, I'll have to fix this on my own.
...That being said, *Yelling at his minions* YOU LAZY BUMS GET TO WORK!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 3:57pm Edited on 2019/04/01 at 4:05pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 3:57pm Edited 2019/04/01 at 4:05pm
#17
 In that case...

Parallel Aeon then throws The Flashbang with No Name at K. Rool and tries to make a wish on the Wish Core!

 I hereby wish that K. Rool's wishes can never work using the Genie again, and that all of his Genie-related wishes would stop happening!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 4:06pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 4:06pm
#18
@RotomSlashBlast : Unfortunately, the Wish Core phases through Parallel Aeon's hand.

...Or it would if K. Rool didn't have it stored somewhere.

The Flashbang with No Name only served to be a mild annoyance.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 4:13pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 4:13pm
#19
Trimarc shouldn't be fading away though, as the Memelord Soul Fragments don't have any ill will towards anyone, and it's implied that having them makes you able to exist without being connected to your own universe!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 4:53pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 4:53pm
#20
Hm, fair point. However, that can't be said about Parallel Aeon, and as such... Genie, I wish for Trimarc to be BANNED from entering this universe!
Certainly.

Suddenly, a mysterious force sends Trimarc back into whatever Universe he was in previously!
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