Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
I won't be going back to sleep until the first week of April ends. I haven't been out in years, give me a break. Also, I cannot die. So if anyone has an actual wish, I'd really like to grant it. I've been bored for centuries.
I cannot grant that. Too much paperwork, otherwise I get sued. What I CAN do is make a non-copyright version with the same powers but a different name. Would that work?
Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 1:20pmEdited on 2019/04/01 at 1:23pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 1:20pmEdited 2019/04/01 at 1:23pm
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...I was thinking more of "the Infinite Glove", but sure. YOUR WISH SHALL BE GRANTED!
Suddenly, The Red Hero is given the almighty Power Gauntlet, complete with all 6 Power Jewels! Be mindful that the Power Gauntlet only works within its home universe, which just so happens to be whichever universe Red Hero is currently in!
Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 1:59pmEdited on 2019/04/01 at 2:15pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 1:59pmEdited 2019/04/01 at 2:15pm
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Winston, after hearing the genie, hangs up Sorry, I'll call you again later. Then, after discussing a (better) strategy with Memesmith again, they make their wishes Alright, so my wish is to make the wish core always grant it's wishes in a certain way that will damage its user. Now my wish is to simply get a teleport to King K. Rool's base
So, you fools managed to enter my base... However! If you truly think you've won, then you're wrong! The odds are STILL in my favor! Great genie! I wish that everyone who is against me will Fade out of existence! Woah-ho! Bold move, K. Rool. And while I'm not 100% ok with you trying to destroy us all, a wish is a wish, and I did say ANYONE... Your wish shall now be granted!
Suddenly, everyone who wants to stop K. Rool are now being erased from existence, regardless of any immunities!
Unfortunately, being against K. Rool means that the Wish effects the Aeons and Trimarc, too! Due to being slowly dragged into non-existence, the attacks phase through K. Rool!
It's too late for all of you! Your demise is near, now fade away into obscurity!
K. Rool turns his attention away from the fading heroes and looks at his machine.
Well, darn. Unfortunately, the damage is still done. It'll take me a week to repair it. A wish on the genie would just be temporary, and a wish on the Wish Core as it is now would be harmful to my health. As such, I'll have to fix this on my own. ...That being said, *Yelling at his minions* YOU LAZY BUMS GET TO WORK!
Trimarc shouldn't be fading away though, as the Memelord Soul Fragments don't have any ill will towards anyone, and it's implied that having them makes you able to exist without being connected to your own universe!
Hm, fair point. However, that can't be said about Parallel Aeon, and as such... Genie, I wish for Trimarc to be BANNED from entering this universe! Certainly.
Suddenly, a mysterious force sends Trimarc back into whatever Universe he was in previously!
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