Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
Posted on April 1st, 2019 at 5:03pmEdited on 2019/04/01 at 5:07pm
Posted 2019/04/01 at 5:03pmEdited 2019/04/01 at 5:07pm
#1
The Letter L is warped away!However....some of him...still remains?? *Unintelligible satanic screaming beyond human hearing wavelengths*(YOU WERE ALL WORRIED ABOUT THE BASS AND TOAD SATAN SIDES OF ME HUH?WAIT!WHERE IS EVERYONE?)
(can we just skip a week ahead?Im already hyper as hell waiting for the juicy parts....oh I have an idea.The stardroids that fused with dark man never knew about k rool!see you in a couple hours)
...You know what, L is right. I was honestly hoping that the "April Fools Genie" thing would be a fun, chaotic time, but I suppose I introduced it at the wrong time. So, let's just fast forward to a week.
The Genie has now went back to sleep, never to awaken until next year, if the roleplay even lasts that long and if there isn't some big plotline going on at the time.
Red Hero no longer has the Power Gauntlet, and everything the Power Gauntlet has created is gone and everything it did is reversed.
The Wish Core now behaves the way it usually did, by taking a small piece of the holder (and if it's all out of pieces, the Universe).
The Teleporter to K. Rool's base is now gone, and everyone who used it has been sent back to where they were previously.
Everyone who K. Rool wished to no longer exist... Well, exists now. That includes the Aeons, the Letter L, and basically everyone who was against him. Unfortunately, he has also finished rebuilding the Blast-o-Matic, but the Skull Reaper also finished testing his theory. So now, K. Rool waits, for he wishes to have one last battle against his opposition... When they figure out how to reach him, that is.
The core was still there the 3 fused with the core and thanks snap the world there is only 2 dimensions 1 is where everyone is but the other is K.Rool’s dimension If we’re happy with that
The Letter L is back,seeing that his burner man side caused absolute mayhem.Doc Man,The Dimensions,and The Dos Bots are also back,however,they wonder where the genesis unit(AND KING) is.
The Genesis Unit is back with Duo and....(it's obviously Trio...so) Trio.They are planning to go after the ragtag group after they fight K rool...Doc Man has finally fully merged with the Stardroids.However,preparing for the battle ahead,Doc Man gives some of his data he scanned from L to L,making L more powerful,and making Doc Man and L about equal.
Oh,hi Enka,did you need anything?I have some left over power I don't need if you want any!(Basically Doc Man doesnt have the power of the 11 or 10 bots anymore.He is willing to give the power of the 9 bots to Enka)
Oh crap I forgot about The MEGA MAN KILLER.They are back also...
Posted on April 2nd, 2019 at 1:28pmEdited on 2019/04/02 at 1:34pm
Posted 2019/04/02 at 1:28pmEdited 2019/04/02 at 1:34pm
#13
Beta Shadow and the others arrive.
Seriously? The very second we get back on track you're trying to pick fights, Enka? Let's just leave him be, Beta. He'll help us with K. Rool once we figure out how to actually GET to him, I'm sure.
Suddenly, Skull Reaper appears!
Ah, I see we have begun gathering around... Good. This'll make things easier...
Skull Reaper suddenly creates portals all over the Omniverse, using clones of himself to drag in everyone who has ever had any significance or role in the Roleplay (and is still alive) to have in one convenient location! (Unless your name happens to be K. Rool, Wily, or Copy Droid.)
What's going on around here? I finally got theEarth Super Fusion Star For Collateral Aeon, and now we're all here all of a sudden?
I'm sure you're all confused and are wondering why I brought you here. Well, allow me to reveal that to you: I have discovered a way to enter K. Rool's base.
You see, K. Rool is hiding out in a universe known as Timesplit 7. And as you all know, there's no such thing as a "Timesplit 7"... YET. But creating a split in the timeline, tomline, ect. has one key part to think about: If you go back in time in that split, you'd still BE in that split timeline. Now, why would that be the case if the timeline didn't exist beforehand?
The answer is quite simple: The timeline technically ALREADY existed before. What we create is NOT the split, but rather a way to ACCESS the split. I, myself, already have the ability to cross into ANY timeline, tomline, worldline, ect., but due to the way creating splits work, my way of travel is only a single-person journey. And while it would be easier to take you there by, say, letting me reap your souls so we could technically be one person, that obviously won't help in the long run.
But what I was researching was NOT how splits work, but it's rather how they were CREATED. And it wasn't a topic of splits in GENERAL... But rather, it's a topic of the splits made in this section of the Omniverse, known as the Multiverse MMRPG-AR.
And the answer to how splits are made around here only came from one solid conclusion... FIGHTING. To test this hypothesis, I had the Galaxy Man and Astro Man of Universe MMRPG-SNAITF fight each other in a Space Super Star Field I found in Worldline 5. The result, which proved my theory correct, was Dimension 6.
tl;dr... The only way to GET to K. Rool's base is to have an all-out brawl until the battle creates a split in the timeline. Just try not to kill each other.
@ThisNoobNeedsHelp : Eh, I feel like it's better just to keep all the Dimensions separate.
We kinda had an event to PREVENT the collision of timelines anyways, so it would be pointless to discard that event, especially since iirc we had it to where if the timelines were to collide, it would destroy everything.
Posted on April 2nd, 2019 at 3:19pmEdited on 2019/04/02 at 3:21pm
Posted 2019/04/02 at 3:19pmEdited 2019/04/02 at 3:21pm
#19
No, we're trying to create a PASSAGE to a Universe. There will be NO destroying involved (except maybe K. Rool when we finally reach him). So, wait. The key to getting to K. Rool... is to fight until we CREATE the universe he's in? I mean, if you WANT to turn your attention away from my little spiel of how splits in the timeline already existed BEFORE its supposed creation, then yes. Wouldn't it make more sense to use our powers not to fight each other, but rather just simply create the split right now? Theoretically, yes. But this world isn't SUPPOSED to make sense. Besides, wouldn't you agree this would be a more fun way to do it?
...Uh huh... So, who's going to be fighting who then? I may have an idea of who I wish to fight. Really, who? ... ... No. Come on, Beta, it's for the sake of the Omniverse! "The sake of the Omniverse" doesn't rely on Alpha Miser fighting him of all people. It could. You'll never know until you try. ...Oh, fine.
Beta Shadow snaps his fingers. Suddenly, the Memelord SOUL of Universe 3, Tomline 1 appears, and forming around it is none other than Epsilon Snow!
Ha ha ha! I'm BAAAAAAAAAACK! Did anyone miss me?
And just like that, Alpha Fire punches Epsilon Snow square in the face, sending him flying!
...I see. You must've missed me a lot! Well then, let's have a good ol' time!
Epsilon Snow generates a snowstorm, launching it towards Alpha Fire! Gamma Bolt goes off to fight Eta Cosmic, Beta Shadow fights Delta Paradox, and Zeta Light is left confused about what's currently happening.
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