Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 6:07pmEdited on 2019/04/05 at 6:50pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 6:07pmEdited 2019/04/05 at 6:50pm
#1
All the Aeons dodge! Can't say the same about Moronicule, Collateral Aeon, and the Bombomb tough, the last of which gets rekt.
[ S*REGGAE'D*s[*REGGAE'D*](https://imgur.com/5cPk4Rq" target="_blank">*REGGAE'D*s[*REGGAE'D*](https://imgur.com/5cPk4Rq" target="_blank">*REGGAE'D*s[*REGGAE'D*](https://imgur.com/5cPk4Rq" target="_blank">*REGGAE'D*, I literally ONLY have combat experience inside my OWN battle format! This guy's basically given me ZERO CHANCE at fighting him!]{copy} Dude, calm down, I've been at this type of thing pretty much my entire l-
I F*CKING REFUSE TO F*CKING REMAIN F*CKING CALM, YOU MOTHERF*CKING MOTHERF*CKER! You understand LITERRALY MOTHERF*CKING NOTHING AT ALL. I LITERALLY am only f*ckin' capable of f*ckin' fighting in MY f*ckin' battle system, otherwise, f*ckin' stuff like that f*ckin' cloud of f*ckin' ...CLOUD f*ckin' torches my a** because of some dumb bullsh*t that K. Rool pulled, thus preventing me from summoning Mechas and reaping the benefits of starforce at the same time! Do you KNOW how much I depend on that sh*t!? MORE THAN YOU'D THINK, A**HOLE! Let it be known that if we can't even HOPE to repair the system, then we are straight-up FUCKED, and anyone who disagrees with me if in all sorts of denial, do you hear me!?
...DID YOU JUST SWEAR WITHOUT CENSORING IT AT ALL!? Seriously? THAT'S what you're concerned about? See, this is what I mean! Eveyone here has skewed prorities! ...Pretty sure that's just you.
Aeon tries to BFG K. Rool in the face! Suddenly, Alternate Aeon attacks K. Rool from behind with the Second Needle!
ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI- *deep breaths for about 10 seconds* ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI!
"Jeez, why are you bullying Yoshi? He never did anything wrong." Yoshi grabs the Rubber Cannonball. Yoshi gives Ashi the Rubber Cannonball. Ashi repairs the Rubber Cannonball. The Rubber Cannonball became the piece of poop! Ashi repairs the piece of poop. The piece of poop became the Harp!
Collateral Aeon simply uses Giga Blast to detonate the nukes ion mid-flight! Aeon locks onto K. Rool! Alternate Aeon uses PK Cyclone β! (hits the target 4 times) Parallel Aeon 1 uses the Totally Not Speed Gear and starts launching more and more crystal spikes at K. Rool, each with increasing speeds! Trimarc straight up goes through the nukes that weren't blown up without taking a scratch, and then tries to Falcon Punch K. Rool closer into Collateral Aeon's stream of crystal spikes! Moronicule used Confusion!
Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 8:18pmEdited on 2019/04/05 at 8:34pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 8:18pmEdited 2019/04/05 at 8:34pm
#7
Proto Man DS? dodges the thunder, but gets eviscerated by a stray nuclear bomb. A cloud of particles reform into Proto Man DS?, albeit slightly more glitchy.
An annoyed Proto Man DS? creates 6 floating needles.
K. Rool slams the ground with his Blunderbuss, using an explosion to knock down Aeon's surrounding crew, then heads for Proto Man DS? to fire up-close Spike Balls at him!
Winston has been missing for a few minutes, when suddenly, a loud "YAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" can be heard from miles away! King K. Rool has been brutally roamed by the Flying Doucheman, which Winston and Memesmith were boarding! He probably took a huge amount of impact type damage! Ye think yer the only one with a pirate costume? Prepare to be keehauled, crook!
Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 8:35pmEdited on 2019/04/05 at 8:39pm
Posted 2019/04/05 at 8:35pmEdited 2019/04/05 at 8:39pm
#10
Gotcha ya!
Proto Man DS? gets directly hit by the spike balls sending him flying back. Meanwhile, 3 of the aforementioned needles attempt to crash into K. Rool.
Pool: 3 Needles
Stability: (64/100%)
______________ Meanwhile, "The Eye of Chaos" effect causes Type Null and crew to be covered in reflective shields. Said effect is finally lifted from Type Null and crew after being forgotten for awhile.
The Letter L goes into sword man form!He smashes K rools head into the ground!He ends up being ambushed!The killers bounce on him with sakugarne,the Dimensions summon wildlife!Dos Bots blow him up with nuclear power!Doc Man uses Sunstar Supernova to try and obliterate K rool!
There is now a large hole where K. Rool was. Scraps of K. Rool's pirate outfit are seen blowing in the wind. It would appear the great evil has been defeated...
...Unfortunately, you would be wrong to think that.
Suddenly, a red burst of energy comes from the hole K. Rool was within, and in a flash, a surge of red energy charges towards the Flying Doucheman, then very quickly destroys the ship entirely! As pieces of the ship fly, K. Rool can now be seen using 100% of his full power!
I have been saving the best for last... If you thought it was over, then I'm sorry to say that it is far from! You may call this form... Berserker K. Rool!
You see... Long ago, an ancient warrior known as Shaggy Rogers developed various powerful techniques to prove his dominance... Such powers included Mastered Ultra Instinct, of which Beta Shadow uses, among many others. However... There is another. One who was capable of matching Shaggy's ultimate power... Robbie Rotten. While Shaggy was a neutral entity, not only was Robbie Rotten an evil entity, but he is the Number One evil. He was the creator of three great evils: Hecc, the gathering place of the worst of all memes; The Anti-Omni Meme, the opposite of the Omni Meme that was created by an unknown deity, and is currently held by fauster; And the third artifact, of which remains unknown. However, Shaggy was one day able to seal Robbie Rotten away for good... But not before Robbie could create a form to match Ultra Instinct. This form- the last form Robbie Rotten ever used against Shaggy- became known as Berserker Instinct. Whilst Ultra Instinct is based upon speed and power, Berserker Instinct is based on pure rage and insanity, which allows anyone who has ever unlocked it to become not only extra strong, but also ignorant of all pain! Unfortunately, Robbie Rotten's being sealed away unallowed me to train under him to gain such a form... So that is why I used the Wish Core to obtain this sort of power!
tl;dr, this form was developed by a powerful entity known as Robbie Rotten, and basically I'll be able to break all your bones just by gently touching you, and you'll NEVER be able to harm me!
K. Rool charges at Beta Shadow, who becomes Full Release Shadow, pulling out the Ancient Shaggy Blade to block the attack... Which was just barely successful.
Posted on April 5th, 2019 at 11:05pmEdited on 2019/04/06 at 4:05am
Posted 2019/04/05 at 11:05pmEdited 2019/04/06 at 4:05am
#13
Winston, upon getting his ship destroyed, also lost his pirate headwear Holy
What, Winston swore? It seems like he's pretty frustrated because the pirate hat was quite expensive.
So, you're now a red alligator? I bet you won't be able to withstand this!
Memesmith Uses [type]{just literally smash them with the Nokia 3310 hammer but slightly harder} on the Berserker K, Rool! Winston Uses Fedora Headwear Fedora Winston Pulls out the Modified Revolver Fedora Winston Fires a whole round of bullets at Berserker K, Rool ----
Posted on April 6th, 2019 at 12:45pmEdited on 2019/04/06 at 1:17pm
Posted 2019/04/06 at 12:45pmEdited 2019/04/06 at 1:17pm
#17
Unfortunately for Enka, no matter how much you divide or subtract, infinity is still infinity. I addition, K. Rool doesn't seem phased at all by the attacks, almost like he didn't even felt them at all!
Oh, look at you, how cute! Thinking that your puny attacks can harm one of the techniques developed by one of the most powerful deities in all of the Omniverses... It's amusing. You're forgetting about the one form that was made by the deity that defeated the one you stole YOUR transformation from!
Suddenly, K. Rool stops. He stops with a grin. He then chuckles a bit. That chuckling grows into cackling, then laughter, then an evil laughter, and then a sigh.
...You just don't get it, now do you Beta? Get WHAT, K. Rool!? Do you really think your form is better than Ultra Instinct? Oh, no, not at all! I wouldn't even be able to light a candle to Mastered Ultra Instinct's FULL power... Why is why I'm glad that you don't HAVE that. Huh? But I thought Mastered Ultra Instinct already IS the truest form of Ultra Instinct? It IS the truest form... But while you have it in it's truest form, you DON'T have it in it's truest POTENTIAL. Beta... Do you ever wonder WHY you were never able to beat fauster, even with Mastered Ultra Instinct? Because she's a dangerously powerful demon who can't die and also because the MMRPG Discord no longer has a Roleplay channel and she never uses the forums so we don't really do real battles to the death anymore? No! ...Well, technically yes, but still wrong.
It's because Beta, you were trained by Shaggy himself. And what did he do? Deem you as unworthy of anything beyond 0.5% of his power. ...But you see, Beta, power is not about whether or not you are WORTHY of it... It's about how much you WANT power. You refuse to see it as such, and because of that, you are merely hindering your own potential. But for me... I didn't get this form through training, I just wished on that power. It costed me a lung, but it was worth it... For now I am in no need of such organs, for this new transformation made me immortal! That just seems like cheating to me. Oh, if you were like me, you would know that cheating gets you ANYTHING you want from life! But that's besides the point... The point IS, you limit yourself because you concern yourself of what you are and are not worthy of, while I got this power by seizing it for myself without any consideration of whether or not I deserve the power! THAT'S why my form is stronger than your puny Ultra Instinct.
Despite being hit with power matching his, K. Rool is unphased!
Hm, yes, I should explain what Mastered Berserker Instinct does... While Mastered Ultra Instinct allows one to dodge instinctively, Mastered Berserker Instinct shuts down all instinctive signs of pain, which makes the one who has this form immune to all atta- Wait, is that really what I look like? I'll admit, the red aura is cool, and I do look real handsome, but... Where on earth did all the hair come from? Tell me about it. You have NO idea how irritating it is having to wash both your hair AND the mysterious hair that appears on your helmet. Ugh, sounds annoying. It's a good thing I never clean myself.
Hang on a second there. If you can't feel pain, then what do you call earlier? ...Pity.
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