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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 8:54am Edited on 2019/04/08 at 10:04am
Posted 2019/04/08 at 8:54am Edited 2019/04/08 at 10:04am
#1
Memesmith has finally finished smashing the machine, the wish core is there, ready to be taken!

Finally!

Winston does exactly that, he takes the core, and, doesn't use it to terminate K. Rool?
Here, let me tell you something
Remember how I said I didn't need any payment?
Well, that was a complete an utter lie
The wish core i'm holding in my hand right now, it is one of the components I need to complete the Project: L.O.N.D.O.N.
Which will not only let me terminate countless "heroes" like most of you are
But also become the ruler of the Meme Zone™

Haha, he was USING you to get the wish core!
I even hinted at that, actually

Anyway, we all know what happens next, don't we?

Winston lifts the wish core up
BEGONE
THOTS

It... Doesn't seem to work?
Winston tries again
Begone..
Thots?

Winston looks at the wish core, only to realize he was holding literally nothing
Wait...

Suddenly a figure appears!
Is that what you're looking for, darling?
It's holding the wish core..?

Who, of all the people I know, would call me a "Darling"?
No, don't tell me it's her!

The figure reveals itself
I'm exactly who you think I am.
What actually made you think it wouldn't be in my hands first?
Don't you remember how I was desperately trying to find an infinite power source back then?
And what you've done to my home universe?
Well
I will make you pay.

Find out what happens in the next post! Dun-dun!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 10:27am
Posted 2019/04/08 at 10:27am
#2
Super Bass charges up a buster at Winston and K.Rool
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 12:08pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 12:08pm
#3
Suddenly...everyone is warped!Again..

Welcome....we've been expecting you....

Trio unleashes a wave that brings out the evil in everyone!
Doc Robot,Dark Man,Dyna Man,The Stardroids,Quick Demon,Burner Man,Blade Man,Sakugrane,Compass Man,and Toad Satan betray everyone,and leave with Trio,Duo,King,Jevil,and The Genesis Unit!

NOW FOR THE CONQUEST TO BEGIN!

Oh crap...I forgot to tell everyone about that....F*CK!
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 12:49pm Edited on 2019/04/08 at 1:17pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 12:49pm Edited 2019/04/08 at 1:17pm
#4
Though, the mysterious, whoever she is, wasn't warped.

Wait, no!

And Winston just realized it.

GOD
[]{swift_missie}
DAMN IT

You imbecile!
Do you have any realization of what you've just done by letting her escape?
We're all doomed!
All of us!
Every and each one!

A glitchy substance has appeared on [Memesmith's arm!

Wait...

It's spreading

No!

Memesmith!

By now, Memesmith has already been consumed by the glitchy mass, nothing left of him.
The mass starts spreading on the ground!

Oh well..
Cannot be bothered with your conquest
A barrier needs to be built around universe 3 to prevent the corruption from spreading.

Winston warps away.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 2:41pm Edited on 2019/04/08 at 2:46pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 2:41pm Edited 2019/04/08 at 2:46pm
#5
Beta Team, Beta Shadow's Characters, and K. Rool are warped, but instead of where the others are at, they are back in Universe 1!

The Wish Core... It's gone! And my Blast-o-Matic is destroyed, too!

K. Rool turns to Beta Team in anger.

You... This is all YOUR fault!
Well if it wasn't in YOUR hands, whatever's going on here wouldn't happen at all!
Yeah, it's YOUR fault more than anyone else's.
Well now we need to find out who has the Wish Core THIS time and get it back!
Yeah! They took my wish to have ALL the souls of MMRPG-SNAITF!
Yeah, that's- ...Wait, what?
Yeah, that Wish Core is being wasted on whoever has it when it COULD'VE been used by ME to get rid of those pesky heroes!
Uh, yes hello, we're RIGHT HERE.
And that's just the problem, now isn't it?
No, the PROBLEM is that you were going to use it on something PETTY, whilst I was going to use it to get rid of Rotom and Giratina and FINALLY cover the Pokemon World in darkness!
Oh, so when it's my goals it's petty, but when it's yours it's fine!?
I think you're ALL forgetting who had the Wish Core first!
Actually, if I remember what Ghost told us correctly, wasn't the one who had the Wish Core first GRAND NOV-
CAN IT, SERGEANT!

Everyone begins arguing over the Wish Core. Eventually...

COULD EVERYONE PLEASE JUST PUT A SOCK IN IT!?
Clearly, as long as that Wish Core exists, EVERYONE'S going to want to put their hands on it. And because of that, we have to get rid of it.
What!? But if we destroy the Wish Core, then reality will crumble away!
That's why we do the next best thing... We WISH it away.
Wait. Are you suggesting that we find whoever has the Wish Core, take it for ourselves... And use a wish on the Wish Core to get rid of the Wish Core in itself?
Not particularly... While I was training, I heard something about a Star Scepter. Created by a race of wizards long ago, the Star Scepter will grant the wishes of whoever it deems as The Chosen One™. If we find the Star Scepter, we could use its inner energy to create a locator to find out who The Chosen One™ is and have the Star Scepter wish away the Wish Core!
...I also heard something about it being "totally not the Star Rod from Kirby but as a Scepter", but at this point things like that are a given.
That's great and all, but where do we even look for it?
Ooh! Perhaps it is in Dimension 6!
Well, then, what are we waiting for? Let's go find that Star Scepter!
Wait, what about K. Rool? ...And everyone else here who apparently wants the Wish Core for their nefarious schemes?
Don't worry! Beta Shadow gave us all the ability to harm K. Rool!
So if any one of them even THINKS about skedaddling, then we'll all blow them to Kingdom Come. Got it?

The various antagonists all gulps and nods. They all then proceed to warp over to Dimension 6.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 2:42pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 2:42pm
#6
I have no idea how the Aeons are going to get to Dimension 6, but I guess they somehow do so.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 2:44pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 2:44pm
#7
I removed Shady Crash
But Enka kept the form
The two left to the Core Universe before he encounters a Slash Man
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 2:55pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 2:55pm
#8
Trio sent Evil Energy Duo to spy on Beta and the others...Our new antagonist have a solidified plan....
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 2:56pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 2:56pm
#9
@RotomSlashBlast : You could have it that the Aeons also were warped to Universe 1, and then just decided to follow Beta Team.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 3:06pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 3:06pm
#10
Everyone else is warped back to universe 1

Hey so uh...(insert conquest and how some people have been corrupted).


*thinking to self* Wait...didn't that voice say something about a warrior of darkness?And some sort of great evil?

*screams* WE ARE ALL DOOMED!



...Unless we uncorrupt Dark Man and the others of course....
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 3:08pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 3:08pm
#11
Super Bass joins Beta's Team
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 3:13pm Edited on 2019/04/08 at 3:42pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 3:13pm Edited 2019/04/08 at 3:42pm
#12
Meanwhile, Winston, who is currently located in the SOURCE, 3rd level (aka a place where miniature versions of universes (still quite big though) are) is trying to prevent the corruption which suddenly appeared because i-don't-have-a-name-for-her used the wish core to try and terminate Winston (she missed lol), by sealing it off from other universes with.. Shattered pieces of glass melted together..? While talking to himself

So here i am.
I, being a total idiot told everyone about my evil plans
Lost my greatest ally
And desparately trying to prevent the corruption from spreading...

Actually i heard Beta Shadow say Universe 3 is one of his favourites
Well, too bad, it's soon going to become a glitchy mass
And the only way to prevent it is too complicated to execute.
But i don't really care i guess..

I wonder what they're up to right now?

Winston Just continues smelting glass in a miniature forge and sealing Universe 3 with it
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 5:45pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 5:45pm
#13
We have made a plan....we will send all of you out to start the conquest.First attack Emperor Wily,Then King Wily,then those other 2 wily's,(gammaghost's wily and Robo Wily,or buff Wily). Jevil,travel to other with Bass(of the Letter L) omniverses and strike up alliances with other evils.Me and Trio will attack L and the others.We will then hold the tournament,and kill them.Then...while they are distracted....we can destroy all omniverses,and have our own perfect one...Oh,and Toad Satan....take this 1up mushroom I found in the memehole and revive GRAND NOVA
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on April 8th, 2019 at 7:29pm
Posted 2019/04/08 at 7:29pm
#14
Proto Man DS? ends up going to the blob that was once Memesmith and proceeds to pull out a canister designed to hold corruption such as this and takes a sample. For whatever reason, Proto Man DS? is not affected by the corruption, as if he himself is a corruption of sorts.

... I'm sorry I didn't tell you...

He then warps away to parts unknown...

________
Meanwhile, the army of Emperor Wily had built a cage of wood around Buff Wily when they are called back for...something important.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 9th, 2019 at 6:08am
Posted 2019/04/09 at 6:08am
#15
*In a toddler like voice(go watch Panda Go Panda for context)* You know we've been aid to protect Wily at all costs correct?Now you may ask WELL WHY DID YOU MAKE US LEAVE ROBOTIC WILY?Well hes isn't as much of a threat...a Buster Rod G has been going around,looking for emperor Wily...from what I can tell,he is part of a conquest of evil energy...And the end times are here
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 9th, 2019 at 8:01am
Posted 2019/04/09 at 8:01am
#16
For someone who protects Wily you sure don't look like a threat - Super Bass
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 9th, 2019 at 12:09pm
Posted 2019/04/09 at 12:09pm
#17
(Super Bass is somewhere completely different.....)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 9th, 2019 at 12:17pm
Posted 2019/04/09 at 12:17pm
#18
Like I said before there's Reply @NintendoPanda101
Where is Beta's Group then?

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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 9th, 2019 at 12:20pm
Posted 2019/04/09 at 12:20pm
#19
All I know is that they are in different places...
Meanwhile,Toad Satan has found GRAND NOVA
Alright....now to bring this guy back to life...

GRAND NOVA has been revived......
Jevil meanwhile,finds Winston's enemy....he is unable to be corrupted,due to his origins from another omniverse

Hello there...shall you join a conquest of evil energy?We aim to make our own omniverse...
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 9th, 2019 at 12:26pm Edited on 2019/04/09 at 12:29pm
Posted 2019/04/09 at 12:26pm Edited 2019/04/09 at 12:29pm
#20
@Enka : Dimension 6

But arguably Evil Energy Duo is there too spying on Beta Shadow while the rest of the Evil Energy team is elsewhere, meaning that if Beta Team was so inclined they could find Evil Energy Duo from the sound of his voice and find out what they're up to.

But since their main concern is the Wish Core they would also just end up warning Letter L and having them deal with it instead.
Suddenly, the 1-Up repairs EVERYTHING GRAND NOVA lost... Except for a core. You know, the one thing that actually ALLOWS GRAND NOVA to live? Yeah, apparently both the High Quality Core and the Wish Core cannot just be brought back from a simple 1-up. You'll have to find something to REPLACE the Core.

And then you'll need a way to get IN to GRAND NOVA.

...Huh. I wonder what plot point allows THAT to happen...
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