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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2018
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2018 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Tornadoes
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Posted on November 18th, 2018 at 1:20pm
Posted 2018/11/18 at 1:20pm
#1
Sol slow down time so a week is one second then he poured salt on Beta Shadow's face.
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on November 18th, 2018 at 2:29pm
Posted 2018/11/18 at 2:29pm
#2
Aeon gets rather ticked that someone is trying to get rid of his accelerated time, so he switched his stand to The World Over Heaven and straight up FREEZES it, then used The World Over Heaven's fists to erase I NEED A NAME's existence!

(Aeon:) Toki wa mokidesu.

Then, time unfreezes.
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Beta Miser
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Posted on November 19th, 2018 at 2:09pm Edited on 2018/11/19 at 2:25pm
Posted 2018/11/19 at 2:09pm Edited 2018/11/19 at 2:25pm
#3
When Sol tried to pour salt on Beta Shadow's face, Shadow ate the salt since he was still faster than Sol, what with his speed having a week be half a second.

Then when time unfreezes, Beta Shadow accelerates his time even further to where a month is half a second and replaces Aeon's BFGs with bananas! Also, he took his Dragon Emeralds back AND stole Aeon's and Morcery's!
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Tornadoes
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Posted on November 19th, 2018 at 2:43pm
Posted 2018/11/19 at 2:43pm
#4
However Sol is faster than a nano second, he stole the dragon emeralds and devour yes that emerald is delicious then he turn berserk he accelerated time so a 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years is a nano second. Also Thanos use time stone so he can punch Beta Shadow in the face and stomach.....
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Beta Miser
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Posted on November 19th, 2018 at 3:11pm
Posted 2018/11/19 at 3:11pm
#5
I NEED A NAME is filed with a Copyright Claim by Marvel for the use of Thanos and the Infinity Stones. That's why we have the Dragon Emeralds, folks.

Speaking of which, Beta Shadow just transports everyone but Sol to a universe to where banning still exists and the Dragon Emeralds were never eaten, and then he bans Sol from ever entering said universe. And for extra measure, he placed the alternate versions of himself, Aeon, Sol, and Morcery into the dimension they were previously in and bans them from entering as well, and then leaves to find the other two Dragon Emeralds.
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on November 19th, 2018 at 3:26pm
Posted 2018/11/19 at 3:26pm
#6
However, Sol was frozen in time so there was no way he could have dodged the attack. Also, Aeon retains his Dragon Emerald.

(Aeon:) Do you honestly expect to take my stuff from me? And another thing; I've accelerated time again! So now, I'm always going to be as fast as, if not faster than Beta Shadow!

Aeon then replaces his Bananas with even STRONGER BFGs and charges up one hell of a blast!
Alternate Aeon starts using Time Slow to slow time back down, so now 1 year takes 9 nanoseconds instead, giving Aeon much more room to maneuver. He then starts looking for an alternate version of the Dragon Emeralds called the Sol Needles, which totally aren't ripoffs of the Sol Emeralds or the Seven Needles, so shut up.
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on November 22nd, 2018 at 9:53am
Posted 2018/11/22 at 9:53am
#7
Bumping the thread again.
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Beta Miser
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Posted on November 22nd, 2018 at 1:33pm
Posted 2018/11/22 at 1:33pm
#8
Beta Shadow avoids the attack.

...
This little plot of mine is starting to get boring.
So I hope you don't mind if I...

Beta Shadow tosses the Dragon Emeralds he had into another universe, then blocked off anyone from entering it!
Alternate Beta just... Ceases to exist.
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Tornadoes
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Posted on November 22nd, 2018 at 2:12pm
Posted 2018/11/22 at 2:12pm
#9
Flare was Immune to Copyright Claims and Bans

He transport ever but himself to the Rejection Zone where

SONIC
GOKU
VEGITO
ONEPUNCHMAN
THANOS WITH INFINTY STONE
SHADOW
SLIVER
KIRBY
MEGA MAN
BASS
PALKIA
PROTO MAN
basically every character in gaming fuse together to Destroy everything also All Ablities were destroy
Also no Immunity are allowed (lol) but Flare
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on November 23rd, 2018 at 2:03pm Edited on 2018/11/23 at 2:10pm
Posted 2018/11/23 at 2:03pm Edited 2018/11/23 at 2:10pm
#10
Aeon simply uses Bites The Dust to prevent that from happening and reminds Flare that the Infinity Gaunlet can't be used outside if its home universe. He then blows up Flare with the biggest BFG blast the multiverse has ever known.
Alternate Aeon, being in an alternate universe and all, isn't hit by the attack. Also, he's banned from the Rejection Zone because he was a total nuisance there. Suddenly, he finds the first Sol Needle and pulls it!
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Beta Miser
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Posted on November 23rd, 2018 at 8:27pm
Posted 2018/11/23 at 8:27pm
#11
Beta Shadow decides to fly off to outer space and T-Poses on Mars.
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Tornadoes
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Posted on November 27th, 2018 at 3:06pm
Posted 2018/11/27 at 3:06pm
#12
Flare flew away like nothing happened then he started to play Smash Ultimate on Neptune...
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on November 28th, 2018 at 3:42pm
Posted 2018/11/28 at 3:42pm
#13
Aeon then starts accelerating time again.
Alternate Aeon suddenly attacks Alternate Flare using PK Hax Alpha!
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Beta Miser
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Posted on November 28th, 2018 at 4:19pm
Posted 2018/11/28 at 4:19pm
#14
Beta Shadow T-Poses so hard on Mars that he became the King of Mars! He then commands the Mars army to take over Saturn!
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on November 29th, 2018 at 3:44pm
Posted 2018/11/29 at 3:44pm
#15
(Which mars army? After all, there's two universes now.)
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Beta Miser
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Posted on November 29th, 2018 at 3:45pm Edited on 2018/11/29 at 3:45pm
Posted 2018/11/29 at 3:45pm Edited 2018/11/29 at 3:45pm
#16
(The main one that still has the Dragon Emeralds. Alternate Beta Shadow no longer exists.)
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on November 29th, 2018 at 3:48pm Edited on 2018/11/29 at 3:57pm
Posted 2018/11/29 at 3:48pm Edited 2018/11/29 at 3:57pm
#17
(Oh okay)

Aeon notices that Beta Shadow is attacking Saturn, and heads to an abandoned base in the Asteroid Belt to recharge his BFGS and finds the 5th Dragon Emerald!
Alternate Aeon keeps attacking Alternate Flare with PK Hax Alpha.
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on December 9th, 2018 at 3:13pm
Posted 2018/12/09 at 3:13pm
#18
(bumping the thread again.)
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Beta Miser
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Posted on December 9th, 2018 at 3:15pm
Posted 2018/12/09 at 3:15pm
#19
Beta Shadow has already taken over Saturn! But now he's doing an even grander evil... Taking over Uranus!
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on December 9th, 2018 at 4:09pm Edited on 2018/12/09 at 4:11pm
Posted 2018/12/09 at 4:09pm Edited 2018/12/09 at 4:11pm
#20
Aeon then uses the 5th Dragon Emerald to generate a giant barrier of Whogivesa*REGGAE'd*ium, one of the absolute toughest materials in all of fiction, in front of the Mars Army!
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