Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
Sigh.....can't have it easy...of course...See you in hell
Duo crushes bass's face in his hand,and leaves...not before restoring his head....
You've already said too much...Emperor Wily I assume? Commander Panny?Hmff..Stupid names fill this universe...I know because I have one....say...your speech reeks of shadow...lets make it completely empty... Trio grabs Bomb Mans? Neck!He begins to try and corrupt him....
Toad Satan somehow finds Proto Man DS? What did you do to Nova?And what are your intentions?Reminder...I still have all the power from when I was a part of L...that's how the fusions work...Look out for sakugarne...
Posted on April 10th, 2019 at 2:55pmEdited on 2019/04/10 at 4:42pm
Posted 2019/04/10 at 2:55pmEdited 2019/04/10 at 4:42pm
#2
Yet, to Trio's surprise, Bomb Man? ends up laughing as the corruption shows no effects... (There's only so far one can be corrupted before their immune to the stuff...){shadow} Suddenly, Bomb Man drops a bomb from his pocket that sets the both of them alight.
__ Proto Man DS? seems unsurprising by the sudden appearance of Toad Satan. Apologies...my friend. I can't reveal the truth yet. However... Suddenly Proto Man DS? pulls out a mirror designed to undo the effects of Trio on Toad Satan.
Posted on April 10th, 2019 at 3:13pmEdited on 2019/04/10 at 3:21pm
Posted 2019/04/10 at 3:13pmEdited 2019/04/10 at 3:21pm
#3
What happened...Oh I know...YOU GOT RID OF MY F*CKING EVIL ENERGY?I DID THAT WILLINGLY GOD DAMN IT...I AUGHT TO KILL YOU BUT...
Toad Satan remembers why he was made...his carefree days with Pharaoh God....back when his intergrated circuit was in his original body...back with....Cossack.......
Go on...I'll follow....just give me a second to cry...ARE WE ALMOST TO THE DAMN SCEPTER YET?
Be patient!God damn it....Magnet...Crusher...report to coordinates (secret language???) and YOU!Explain yourself...or else.....
Trio summons pillars of flames surrounding Bomb Man?
Posted on April 10th, 2019 at 4:42pmEdited on 2019/04/10 at 4:58pm
Posted 2019/04/10 at 4:42pmEdited 2019/04/10 at 4:58pm
#4
Alright. I'll talk... You see... I've been sent here to stall. Apparently, if I don't stall you here, you go on to find some weird object of power(or if you do find it anyways, then you would of found it quicker). Or so Null says... Oh!I also have a bomb. Not just any bomb, mind you. A bomb capable of disable anything electronic-based within a 10 mile radius. Would you like to know where it is?
((Hover your mouse over Bomb Man?'s picture...))
After letting Toad Satan have a moment, Proto Man DS? leads him down a corridor. It appears to be as if their in a space station, although the technology is unlike anything ever seen before. Said corridor has multiple doors on the right and left with various drones walking in and out of them, each carrying boxes. At last, Proto Man DS? goes thru a unmarked door and motions Toad Satan to follow.
So it has nothing to do with Commander Panny?Alright.....(cough cough back at emperor wilys) Anyways....Im not electric....I run of evil now.... Trio speeds along,running away from Bomb Man?while looking for the Star Cepter...
Have you ever heard of someone named "Sniper Jack?"...wait...what's this?
Posted on April 10th, 2019 at 5:09pmEdited on 2019/04/10 at 5:29pm
Posted 2019/04/10 at 5:09pmEdited 2019/04/10 at 5:29pm
#6
Emperor Wily? Never heard of him! But... The bomb goes off, with the EMP gaining up on Trio.
-__________-
Supposedly, it's a Sniper Joe found at a shrine. I never did figure out the full details... As for this room...well...
A yellow light from above turns on which blinds Toad Satan. When his vision comes to, the details of the room become clear. A vast array of gizmos and gadgets can be seen, including an old arcade machine. Large windows adorn the walls, revealing the vast cosmos outside of the station.
Posted on April 10th, 2019 at 5:46pmEdited on 2019/04/10 at 6:15pm
Posted 2019/04/10 at 5:46pmEdited 2019/04/10 at 6:15pm
#8
Yggdrasil is known as the tree of life. As to why I added Neo...well...it just sounded cool. I guess. ...Truth be told...I found the name on an old box. The original name apparently is...Access Ark. At least, that's what I found on a console.
Posted on April 10th, 2019 at 8:16pmEdited on 2019/04/10 at 8:23pm
Posted 2019/04/10 at 8:16pmEdited 2019/04/10 at 8:23pm
#12
(...I will, albeit with a different appearance. The reason why I need you to kill me is because my creator made it to where the first time I die, I come back stronger and supposedly as a villain of sorts, albeit with good intentions. If I die earlier, then I'll come back earlier and thus it gives me more time to try to break the cycle.){shadow} (I...forgot to mention what "the cycle" means, didn't I... It wouldn't be the first time.){shadow}
Posted on April 10th, 2019 at 9:41pmEdited on 2019/04/10 at 9:50pm
Posted 2019/04/10 at 9:41pmEdited 2019/04/10 at 9:50pm
#14
A hologram of Proto Man DS? appears in front of Aeon, surprising him. ((I would draw a sprite for a hologram, but honestly, I'm too lazy.)) Yes. It's located in Room 5-A. However, one must first find Access Ark. The coordinates are located within the compartment of this hologram converter. By the time you get there, the shield generator will be disabled.
Posted on April 10th, 2019 at 10:58pmEdited on 2019/04/10 at 10:58pm
Posted 2019/04/10 at 10:58pmEdited 2019/04/10 at 10:58pm
#15
Well, if anyone's willing to go through that, they're able to. But we of Beta Team can't exactly be in 2 or more places at once. You know... For cautionary reasons. Oh, come on, I haven't even ONCE tried to escape from this, what did I do to deserve THIS much security? You know what you did. Oh, sure. You try to destroy the Omniverse, everyone's making sure you don't do something as small as stealing a single blade of grass from a public park, but when you give the guy trying to do that the TRIGGER TO THE GUN that would do such a thing, you get to sneak off while nobody was looking! What are you talking about, Skull Reaper is right the-
Suddenly, it is revealed that Skull Reaper did indeed sneak away from everyone, more specifically when The Magnet and the Crusher appeared.
....Meanwhile, back in Timesplit 7...
Finally... This should keep me away from everyone long enough to locate all the robots in MMRPG-SNAITF... Now, let's see if what I was sensing was correct...
Skull Reaper proceeds to open up a hidden compartment in K. Rool's base, revealing a boatload of Evil Energy!
A lot of Evil Energy? What could you possibly want with this? Oh right. Forgot you all were conscious up in there... ...Wait, we were having our final battle against K. Rool earlier, what in the were you even doing? Playing Go Fish. For some reason, there's this Italian plumber up here who's been beating us, but something tells me he's some kind of big cheater. ...So yeah, your plan? Right, right. I am going to absorb this Evil Energy to add onto my power. And THEN I'm going to use the surprisingly good technology K. Rool has around his base to build myself an Energy Signature Locator to keep constant track of ALL robots from the Universe-Not-Appearing-In-This-Roleplay. Then, as soon as all that power is in my hands... I will strive to become the most powerful being in the Omniverse!
Skull Reaper proceeds to absorb all the Evil Energy...
Huh? I'm kind of surprised by how calmly you'd be talking to someone who tried to kill you just a few days ago. Nonetheless, I'm not really worried about reviving Mememmith just now. Ever heard of reincarnations? I have no idea on how they work, but i do know that he'll come back to life at one point or another
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