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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on April 11th, 2019 at 8:28am
Posted 2019/04/11 at 8:28am
#1
@Enka: I'm letting him kill my character off so he comes back.

-______________-
The device is revealed as a hologram producer of sorts. It appears to be hasty made, but shows no signs of defects.
-_______________-
Proto Man DS? fall down with a thud. However, he turns into a cloud of particles and disappears.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 11th, 2019 at 8:31am
Posted 2019/04/11 at 8:31am
#2
Aeon tries to find Access Ark.
Meanwhile, Collateral Aeon ALSO decided to sneak off, and try to collect the Super Swift Fusion Star.

 Alright guys, summon your minions and let's do this.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 11th, 2019 at 8:42am Edited on 2019/04/11 at 9:11am
Posted 2019/04/11 at 8:42am Edited 2019/04/11 at 9:11am
#3
Bass Proceeds to use Gravity Hold on the Duo and catches up to Dark Enka
It seems he's back..- SB

Yep... it's him with even less power than before.

Noice! That's how he said it- SB
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 11th, 2019 at 3:20pm
Posted 2019/04/11 at 3:20pm
#4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE YOU ANNOYING PIECES OF TRASH!

Duo summons a dark clone of Enka! dark enka?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 3:42am
Posted 2019/04/12 at 3:42am
#5
Duo got Copyright strike for using my main character without permission?
Dark Enka is stronger
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 12:43pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 12:43pm
#6
@Specs : Actually, it's a CLONE of your character. Kinda like a... Dark Dark Enka.

I mean, didn't you try to use a clone of K. Rool against the actual K. Rool before?
Stop right there, trespasser!

Suddenly, 7 differently colored Turbo Men comes out of nowhere in front of Collateral Aeon!

So, you think you could waltz right into our hideout without calling first? I think not!
Yeah, you tell 'em, Blue!
This territory belongs to the Turbo Rangers! Nobody without permission is allowed to enter!
Yeah! That "The Law" guy tried to trespass earlier, but we were able to overwhelm him with both our speed and our teamwork!
(Wait, wasn't he just killed off by that "Skull Reaper" guy?)
(Be quiet, Yellow! He doesn't need to know about that!)
We're going to give you two options. One, you can just leave quietly. Or two, you can stay here and get ran over by our top-notch speed and cooperation!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 3:38pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 3:38pm
#7
Oops...
So... what now? Wait...
Bass left so where are they looking next?
(I like how they’re not telling me that this thread has updated)

@Beta Shadow : Don’t argue back I get it, When I did add YOU barely took notice except from one post but in this case I kind of do.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 3:44pm Edited on 2019/04/12 at 4:21pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 3:44pm Edited 2019/04/12 at 4:21pm
#8
 So you use numbers to overwhelm your foes, eh?
 Looks like we have something in common, then.

Suddenly, Collateral Aeon summons two mechas; A Beetle Borg and a Drill Mole!

beetle-borg oh hey, looks like i'm up.
drill-mole OH GOD WHY AM I 3 PEOPLE AT ONCE THIS DOES NOT ADD UP AT ALL HALP
 Focus, guys! Our targets are those overly flamboyant hybrid cars!

Collateral Aeon decides to fight the Turbo Rangers!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 10 | Health: 200/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 50/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10)  | DEF: 85 (75 + 10) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 45/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 4:43pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 4:43pm
#9
Ha! You're still outnumbered, 3-to-7! We're gonna make roadkill outta-
Uh, boss? There's some kind of field of coding that's keeping more than 3 people on our side from entering.

UH, YEAH, THAT WOULD BE THE BATTLE SYSTEM. I FINALLY MANAGED TO FIX IT WITH DUCT TAPE AND GLUE. SURE, IT MAY SOUND UNPROFESSIONAL, BUT IT SHOULD BE FINE AS LONG AS NOBODY GOES TOO ROUGH ON IT. SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA FIGHT, YOU'LL HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE SYSTEM.

...Well, THIS is a fine how-do-you-do. Alright, we'll just switch out as soon as one of us is do-

NO! NONE OF THAT! I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL WITH THE SYSTEM! IF YOU DO RAPID SWITCHING LIKE THAT, YOU'LL BREAK IT FOR SURE!

Come on, it's not like we're going to LOSE or anything. I bet they won't even beat one of us!

SILENCE! DO AS I SAY OR BE PUNISHED! NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT FOLLOWING THE RULES AND GUIDELINES OF THIS BATTLE SYSTEM WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ABUSE OF PROGRAMMING. IF I SEE A SINGLE CRACK IN THE BATTLE SYSTEM, ALL OF YOU WILL BE ANSWERING TO ME!

Oh, fine! (Sheesh, picky voice... Where is it even coming from?) Alright! Turbo Pink and Turbo Yellow, you're up first!

Auto-Scanner activa-

AN AUTO-SCANNER!? SERIOUSLY!? ...UGH, FINE, BUT IF THIS BREAKS THE FRAGILE SYSTEM, I'M TURNING IT OFF.

...Auto-Scanner activates!

Turbo Pink
Core: Swift and Crystal | Health: 188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
The lowest rank of the Turbo Rangers. Uses a version of Scorch Wheel that uses crystals instead of flames, known as the Gem Wheel.

Turbo Yellow
Core: Swift and Electric | Health: 188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
The 2nd lowest rank of the Turbo Rangers. Uses a version of Scorch Wheel that uses electrical sparks instead of flames, known as the Spark Wheel.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 5:02pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 5:02pm
#10
Collateral Aeon tries to see what ACTs he can perform!
Beetle Borg guards.
Drill Mole attacks Turbo Pink!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 10 | Health: 200/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 50/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10)  | DEF: 85 (75 + 10) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 45/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 5:25pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 5:25pm
#11
ACTS:

Turbo Pink:
> Scan
> Insult Color Choice

Turbo Yellow:
> Scan
> Pun

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Turbo Pink
Health: 188/188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242

Turbo Yellow
Health: 188/188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 6:24pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 6:24pm
#12
Collateral Aeon calls Turbo Pink's choice of color very dumb and girly.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 6:51pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 6:51pm
#13
Well, it's not like it was MY choice of color! Besides, a guy being pink doesn't make them any less of a man!

Turbo Pink was offended! DEF lowered! ATK raised!
Drill Mole deals 27 Damage to Turbo Pink!

GO TURBO RANGERS!

Turbo Pink targets Beetle Borg and uses Gem Wheel, which travels to the middle of the screen before splitting into 3 separate projectiles!

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Turbo Pink
Health: 163/188 | ATK: 305 ^ | DEF: 94 v | SPD: 242

Turbo Yellow
Health: 188/188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 7:08pm Edited on 2019/04/12 at 7:19pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 7:08pm Edited 2019/04/12 at 7:19pm
#14
Beetle Borg takes 43 damage!

Collateral Aeon guards.
Beetle Borg casts Beetle Ball, an earth-type attack that does less damage than a regular attack, but hits all current foes!
Drill Mole uses Defense Boost on Beetle Borg!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 10 | Health: 200/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 8/50 (DANGER!) | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 45/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 7:21pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 7:21pm
#15
18 Damage to Turbo Pink!
15 Damage to Turbo Yellow!

The boss will finally respect us...
...Once we beat you three down!

Turbo Yellow targets Beetle Borg and Drill Mole with Spark Wheel! (I WAS going to describe all of these, but I decided that I got bored of it.)
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Turbo Pink
Health: 145/188 | ATK: 305 ^ | DEF: 94 v | SPD: 242

Turbo Yellow
Health: 173/188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 7:53pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 7:53pm
#16
Both robots dodge!

Collateral Aeon tries to see if he has some way to heal his mechas without switching modes.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 8:13pm Edited on 2019/04/12 at 8:15pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 8:13pm Edited 2019/04/12 at 8:15pm
#17
A glitchy effect occurs and suddenly Turbo Pink has his SPD swapped with his ATK, almost like someone is messing with the battle system. (Unless Beta Shadow says otherwise)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 10:57pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 10:57pm
#18
Suddenly,the bored as hell dos bots (minus dyna because evil) arrive!

Health,900,level,65,Attack,765,Defense,453,Speed,711
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 7:17am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 7:17am
#19
Dos Bots were challenged by

LV. Max
Health: 20,000
Attack: (Infinity-1)
Defense: Infinity - 5
Speed: Infinity X 1.5
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 7:34am Edited on 2019/04/13 at 7:39am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 7:34am Edited 2019/04/13 at 7:39am
#20
Isn't that a little overkill?
Explosions are heard in the distance
Dos Man uses Shark boomerang!An attack that steals defense!
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