Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
@Enka: I'm letting him kill my character off so he comes back.
-______________- The device is revealed as a hologram producer of sorts. It appears to be hasty made, but shows no signs of defects. -_______________- Proto Man DS? fall down with a thud. However, he turns into a cloud of particles and disappears.
@Specs : Actually, it's a CLONE of your character. Kinda like a... Dark Dark Enka.
I mean, didn't you try to use a clone of K. Rool against the actual K. Rool before? Stop right there, trespasser!
Suddenly, 7 differently colored Turbo Men comes out of nowhere in front of Collateral Aeon!
So, you think you could waltz right into our hideout without calling first? I think not! Yeah, you tell 'em, Blue! This territory belongs to the Turbo Rangers! Nobody without permission is allowed to enter! Yeah! That "The Law" guy tried to trespass earlier, but we were able to overwhelm him with both our speed and our teamwork! (Wait, wasn't he just killed off by that "Skull Reaper" guy?) (Be quiet, Yellow! He doesn't need to know about that!) We're going to give you two options. One, you can just leave quietly. Or two, you can stay here and get ran over by our top-notch speed and cooperation!
Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 3:44pmEdited on 2019/04/12 at 4:21pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 3:44pmEdited 2019/04/12 at 4:21pm
#8
So you use numbers to overwhelm your foes, eh? Looks like we have something in common, then.
Suddenly, Collateral Aeon summons two mechas; A Beetle Borg and a Drill Mole!
oh hey, looks like i'm up. OH GOD WHY AM I 3 PEOPLE AT ONCE THIS DOES NOT ADD UP AT ALL HALP Focus, guys! Our targets are those overly flamboyant hybrid cars!
Collateral Aeon decides to fight the Turbo Rangers!
Ha! You're still outnumbered, 3-to-7! We're gonna make roadkill outta- Uh, boss? There's some kind of field of coding that's keeping more than 3 people on our side from entering.
UH, YEAH, THAT WOULD BE THE BATTLE SYSTEM. I FINALLY MANAGED TO FIX IT WITH DUCT TAPE AND GLUE. SURE, IT MAY SOUND UNPROFESSIONAL, BUT IT SHOULD BE FINE AS LONG AS NOBODY GOES TOO ROUGH ON IT. SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA FIGHT, YOU'LL HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE SYSTEM.
...Well, THIS is a fine how-do-you-do. Alright, we'll just switch out as soon as one of us is do-
NO! NONE OF THAT! I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL WITH THE SYSTEM! IF YOU DO RAPID SWITCHING LIKE THAT, YOU'LL BREAK IT FOR SURE!
Come on, it's not like we're going to LOSE or anything. I bet they won't even beat one of us!
SILENCE! DO AS I SAY OR BE PUNISHED! NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT FOLLOWING THE RULES AND GUIDELINES OF THIS BATTLE SYSTEM WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ABUSE OF PROGRAMMING. IF I SEE A SINGLE CRACK IN THE BATTLE SYSTEM, ALL OF YOU WILL BE ANSWERING TO ME!
Oh, fine! (Sheesh, picky voice... Where is it even coming from?) Alright! Turbo Pink and Turbo Yellow, you're up first!
Auto-Scanner activa-
AN AUTO-SCANNER!? SERIOUSLY!? ...UGH, FINE, BUT IF THIS BREAKS THE FRAGILE SYSTEM, I'M TURNING IT OFF.
...Auto-Scanner activates!
Turbo Pink Core: Swift and Crystal| Health: 188| ATK: 244| DEF: 126| SPD: 242 The lowest rank of the Turbo Rangers. Uses a version of Scorch Wheel that uses crystals instead of flames, known as the Gem Wheel.
Turbo Yellow Core: Swift and Electric| Health: 188| ATK: 244| DEF: 126| SPD: 242 The 2nd lowest rank of the Turbo Rangers. Uses a version of Scorch Wheel that uses electrical sparks instead of flames, known as the Spark Wheel.
Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 7:08pmEdited on 2019/04/12 at 7:19pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 7:08pmEdited 2019/04/12 at 7:19pm
#14
Beetle Borg takes 43 damage!
Collateral Aeon guards. Beetle Borg casts Beetle Ball, an earth-type attack that does less damage than a regular attack, but hits all current foes! Drill Mole uses Defense Boost on Beetle Borg!
Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 8:13pmEdited on 2019/04/12 at 8:15pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 8:13pmEdited 2019/04/12 at 8:15pm
#17
A glitchy effect occurs and suddenly Turbo Pink has his SPD swapped with his ATK, almost like someone is messing with the battle system. (Unless Beta Shadow says otherwise)
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