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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2019
Yoshi2019
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 7:08pm Edited on 2019/04/12 at 7:19pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 7:08pm Edited 2019/04/12 at 7:19pm
#1
Beetle Borg takes 43 damage!

Collateral Aeon guards.
Beetle Borg casts Beetle Ball, an earth-type attack that does less damage than a regular attack, but hits all current foes!
Drill Mole uses Defense Boost on Beetle Borg!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 10 | Health: 200/200 | ATK: 186 (150 +36) | DEF: 302 (150 +152) | SPE: 190 (150 +40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 8/50 (DANGER!) | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 45/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 7:21pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 7:21pm
#2
18 Damage to Turbo Pink!
15 Damage to Turbo Yellow!

The boss will finally respect us...
...Once we beat you three down!

Turbo Yellow targets Beetle Borg and Drill Mole with Spark Wheel! (I WAS going to describe all of these, but I decided that I got bored of it.)
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Turbo Pink
Health: 145/188 | ATK: 305 ^ | DEF: 94 v | SPD: 242

Turbo Yellow
Health: 173/188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 7:53pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 7:53pm
#3
Both robots dodge!

Collateral Aeon tries to see if he has some way to heal his mechas without switching modes.
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Johnny B. Good
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 8:13pm Edited on 2019/04/12 at 8:15pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 8:13pm Edited 2019/04/12 at 8:15pm
#4
A glitchy effect occurs and suddenly Turbo Pink has his SPD swapped with his ATK, almost like someone is messing with the battle system. (Unless Beta Shadow says otherwise)
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 12th, 2019 at 10:57pm
Posted 2019/04/12 at 10:57pm
#5
Suddenly,the bored as hell dos bots (minus dyna because evil) arrive!

Health,900,level,65,Attack,765,Defense,453,Speed,711
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Salt
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 7:17am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 7:17am
#7
Dos Bots were challenged by

LV. Max
Health: 20,000
Attack: (Infinity-1)
Defense: Infinity - 5
Speed: Infinity X 1.5
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 7:34am Edited on 2019/04/13 at 7:39am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 7:34am Edited 2019/04/13 at 7:39am
#8
Isn't that a little overkill?
Explosions are heard in the distance
Dos Man uses Shark boomerang!An attack that steals defense!
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Salt
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 7:44am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 7:44am
#9
Hey what do you mean overkill, you even look similar to air man

He punched walked up to him and use Mega Upper then jumps high into and stomp him with his Burning Feet!
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 7:51am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 7:51am
#10
Mega upper hits,but he switches to knife man and stabs him!

866 health
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Salt
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 7:56am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 7:56am
#11
@RotomSlashBlast : Also, it should be 7 not 8
The stab did 10 damage
19,990 hp

He grabs him and summons Galaxy Hole Bomb and this is what happened basically
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 1:28pm Edited on 2019/04/13 at 1:58pm
Posted 2019/04/13 at 1:28pm Edited 2019/04/13 at 1:58pm
#12
But before it reaches him an explosion engulfs everyone in the area!

More rebels huh?Oh...YOU guys....

DYNA MAN!

Dyna Man Level 100 Energy 30,000/30,000 Attack 9,000 Defense 4,000 Speed 3,000
Commander Panny!


YOU!TROOPS!ATTAAAACK!
(The troops in this fight are controlled by GammaGhost,as this is the important thing they got called back for)

Commander Panny Level 90 Energy 1,000/1,000 Attack 4,000 Defense 2,000 Speed 20,000


Buster Rod G Level 100 Energy 700/700 Attack 10,000 Defense 5,000 Speed 15,000
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Salt
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 2:08pm Edited on 2019/04/13 at 2:13pm
Posted 2019/04/13 at 2:08pm Edited 2019/04/13 at 2:13pm
#13
Null dodges the explosion then starts flying towards Dyna Man or whoever caused it
Then did the same thing again however he kick him then stomp then he slap him sending into the Hype Hole
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 6:34pm Edited on 2019/04/13 at 7:58pm
Posted 2019/04/13 at 6:34pm Edited 2019/04/13 at 7:58pm
#14
Meanwhile...

 So, zis is where ze man keeps his Yeezys? I zink I'll take all 27 pairs of zem, and use zem to fuel the next step of our master plan!
Suddenly, Aeon's alarm that goes off when someone touches his yeezys, well, goes off!

 HOLD ON A SEC, I HAVE AN A**HOLE TO KILL.

Aeon then bolts off at the speed of light!
Collateral Aeon uses an Energy Pellet on Beetle Borg! 20 HP Restored!
Beetle Borg and Drill Mole attack Turbo Pink!

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 10 | Health: 200/200 | ATK: 186 (150 +36) | DEF: 302 (150 +152) | SPE: 190 (150 +40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 28/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10)  | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 45/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 7:59pm
Posted 2019/04/13 at 7:59pm
#15
Beetle Borg deals 20 Damage to Turbo Pink
Drill Mole deals 25 Damage to Turbo Pink

You basically lost already...
...So just give up and drop dead!

Turbo Pink and Turbo Yellow targets both Collateral Aeon and Drill Mole and attacks with their respective variants of Scorch Wheel!

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Turbo Pink
Health: 100/188 | ATK: 305 ^ | DEF: 94 v | SPD: 242

Turbo Yellow
Health: 173/188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 8:07pm Edited on 2019/04/14 at 3:10am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 8:07pm Edited 2019/04/14 at 3:10am
#16
Aeon intercepts the guy who tried to take his Yeezys, near planet Jupiter!

 HANDS OFF THEM MOTHERF*CKIN' YEEZY'S, A**HOLE!
 *chuckle* Zat got you REALLY riled up, non? Well zen, come at me with all you have!

Aeon pulls out a MASSIVE BFG and starts charging it!

 LAST TIME I TRIED THIS IT ENDED UP SPLITTING A TOMLINE IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE, I THINK. SO THERE'S NO REAL WAY OF TELLING WHAT KIND OF SH*T YOU'LL GO TROUGH WHEN THIS HITS YOU. ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY THAT IT SHALL BE REALLY F*CKING PAINFUL.
Collateral Aeon takes 24 damage!
Drill Mole takes 29 damage!

Collateral Aeon, Beetle Borg, and Drill Mole all decide to attack Turbo Pink!
 Collateral Aeon | Level 10 | Health: 176/200 | ATK: 186 (150 +36) | DEF: 302 (150 +152) | SPE: 190 (150 +40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 28/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10)  | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 16/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 8:24pm
Posted 2019/04/13 at 8:24pm
#17
And so it seems that whilst Collateral Aeon is fighting the Turbo Rangers, the Evil Energy team is trying to commit mass chaos while Aeon is trying to obliterate some Blade Man-looking guy! And I don't exactly know what everyone else is up to, but it also seems equally chaotic. What is Beta Team doing during a situation like this? What chaos are they currently in the middle of?

No, we WON'T be stopping for food.
Oh, come on, I'm incredibly hungry!
Well the rest of us aren't, and we're certainly not just going to a restaurant to feed one person out of who KNOWS how many of us there are at this point.
Well why can't you just let me go by myself?
Because we can't TRUST you to go there by yourself!
You never let me go ANYWHERE by myself!
WELL MAYBE THINK OF THAT NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE!

...Hm.
Collateral Aeon deals 33 Damage
Beetle Borg deals 21 Damage
Drill Mole deals 31 Damage

Ugh, I think I'm done for...
Pull yourself together, man!

Turbo Pink and Turbo Yellow does another combined attack, this time aiming for Beetle Borg and Drill Mole!

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Turbo Pink
Health: 15/188 | ATK: 305 ^ | DEF: 94 v | SPD: 242

Turbo Yellow
Health: 173/188 | ATK: 244 | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
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Johnny B. Good
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Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 11:56pm Edited on 2019/04/13 at 11:57pm
Posted 2019/04/13 at 11:56pm Edited 2019/04/13 at 11:57pm
#18
Sirens go off as the intruders are spotted. Waves upon waves of potentially unfortunate machines march to meet the enemy.

Meanwhile, a small group of red-colored Sniper Joes prepare to ambush when one of them takes a good look at the enemy.

Sprite Needs Work. I know. A panda and a monkey? Should be easy enough...
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Salt
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Posted on April 14th, 2019 at 2:43am
Posted 2019/04/14 at 2:43am
#19
Why is everything happening so fast...
SB and Enka flew off to wherever until I say so or a big event that I will be ignored and triggered

:)
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on April 14th, 2019 at 3:07am
Posted 2019/04/14 at 3:07am
#20
A bomb heads towards the Turbo Men!Suddenly...Dos mans corpse is thrown forward!

Any one else wanting to challenge me?
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