Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 6479 Times
Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 6:34pmEdited on 2019/04/13 at 7:58pm
Posted 2019/04/13 at 6:34pmEdited 2019/04/13 at 7:58pm
So, zis is where ze man keeps his Yeezys? I zink I'll take all 27 pairs of zem, and use zem to fuel the next step of our master plan!Suddenly, Aeon's alarm that goes off when someone touches his yeezys, well, goes off!
HOLD ON A SEC, I HAVE AN A**HOLE TO KILL.
Aeon then bolts off at the speed of light!Collateral Aeon uses an Energy Pellet on Beetle Borg!20 HP Restored! Beetle Borg and Drill Mole attack Turbo Pink!
Posted on April 13th, 2019 at 8:07pmEdited on 2019/04/14 at 3:10am
Posted 2019/04/13 at 8:07pmEdited 2019/04/14 at 3:10am
Aeon intercepts the guy who tried to take his Yeezys, near planet Jupiter!
HANDS OFF THEM MOTHERF*CKIN' YEEZY'S, A**HOLE! *chuckle* Zat got you REALLY riled up, non? Well zen, come at me with all you have!
Aeon pulls out a MASSIVE BFG and starts charging it!
LAST TIME I TRIED THIS IT ENDED UP SPLITTING A TOMLINE IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE, I THINK. SO THERE'S NO REAL WAY OF TELLING WHAT KIND OF SH*T YOU'LL GO TROUGH WHEN THIS HITS YOU. ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY THAT IT SHALL BE REALLY F*CKING PAINFUL.Collateral Aeon takes 24 damage! Drill Mole takes 29 damage!
And so it seems that whilst Collateral Aeon is fighting the Turbo Rangers, the Evil Energy team is trying to commit mass chaos while Aeon is trying to obliterate some Blade Man-looking guy! And I don't exactly know what everyone else is up to, but it also seems equally chaotic. What is Beta Team doing during a situation like this? What chaos are they currently in the middle of?
No, we WON'T be stopping for food. Oh, come on, I'm incredibly hungry! Well the rest of us aren't, and we're certainly not just going to a restaurant to feed one person out of who KNOWS how many of us there are at this point. Well why can't you just let me go by myself? Because we can't TRUST you to go there by yourself! You never let me go ANYWHERE by myself! WELL MAYBE THINK OF THAT NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE!