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October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on April 19th, 2019 at 3:28pm
Posted 2019/04/19 at 3:28pm
#1
Wait, but doesn't the shaggy blade belong to beta shadow?
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 19th, 2019 at 4:43pm
Posted 2019/04/19 at 4:43pm
#2
@TheCreativeEye : Indeed it does, and now that I have Internet back and is no longer on mobile (which I WOULD post here on mobile if it wasn't a complete nightmare), I can do things again!

And also reclaim rights to the Shaggy Blade, which, reminder, can only be used by those trained by Shaggy. Which, as far as I know, the Figure is not one of them.
Now then, back to Collateral Aeon.

My lame past of being ridiculed will become an afterthought!

Turbo Yellow aims for Collateral Aeon with more Spark Wheels!

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Turbo Yellow
Health: 173/188 | ATK: 183 v | DEF: 126 | SPD: 242
...Did something happen?
Well maybe it would've mattered to us if I actually had any Internet up and running when it happened. But, it's passed us now. And why do I feel like someone tried to use my Shaggy blade?
Can we just go to the next town already? Nobody here knows anything.
Well, if you would have some actual patience, there's one more place left to check...

And so Beta Team enters the nearby bar.
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j
 
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Posted on April 19th, 2019 at 5:12pm Edited on 2019/04/19 at 5:33pm
Posted 2019/04/19 at 5:12pm Edited 2019/04/19 at 5:33pm
#3
Mighty just yawns, as literally NOTHING is going on in his vicinity.
Meanwhile, according to NintendoPanda(they told me to post this, this does NOT break the 1st of 2 rules of this rp), L and Panny got arrested by the mice while the evil energy troops continue rampaging.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 19th, 2019 at 6:54pm Edited on 2019/04/19 at 6:57pm
Posted 2019/04/19 at 6:54pm Edited 2019/04/19 at 6:57pm
#4
Collateral Aeon takes 42 damage!
Collateral Aeon uses Hydro Crash on Turbo Yellow!
Beetle Borb and Drill Mole attack!

 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | Level 10 | Health: 168/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 28/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10)  | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 40/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on April 19th, 2019 at 7:35pm Edited on 2019/04/26 at 6:52am
Posted 2019/04/19 at 7:35pm Edited 2019/04/26 at 6:52am
#5
In the bar that Beta Team enters, a radio is blaring 80's rock when all of a sudden:

[Breaking News! A purple fog has enveloped the northern part of Crossroads City! All citizens and visitors are advised to stay away from the fog, though no negative effects have been reported, save for low visibility when in the fog. Furthermore, witnesses in the area proclaim that it appeared from thin air. More news is expected, so stayed tuned.]{metal}
[We now return to our normal broadcast.]{metal}
-_____________-
In the vicinity of Mighty...a strange yellow spaceship is slowly approaching!
-_____________-
In other words:
(A purple fog has "taken over" the northern part of the city.)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 20th, 2019 at 2:34pm
Posted 2019/04/20 at 2:34pm
#6
@Beta Shadow : ... Shaggy Sword, one more thing, IT’S SHAGGY almost the same thing

A beam of light targeted Mighty
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 25th, 2019 at 7:24pm Edited on 2019/04/25 at 9:12pm
Posted 2019/04/25 at 7:24pm Edited 2019/04/25 at 9:12pm
#7
Meanwhile, with Aeon...

 LAST CHANCE, SH*TBREATH. DROP THE YEEZYS, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!
 Ha! Ze only way zat blast wouldn't be deflected by me is if it missed!
 Alright then. DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Aeon lets his ultimate BFG blast loose!








...Only for it to be sliced into two, smaller, significantly less catastrophic BFG blasts by the shady figure's arm which he turned into a sword, as the shady figure! He then oneshots Aeon and leaves him with a hole in the chest!

That was a 9999 damage CRITICAL HIT to Aeon, by the way.

OH *REGGAE'D*! MY... YOU... WHAT THE F*CK...!?
 I told you, didn't I? I literally JUST SAID zat ze only way zat blast wouldn't be deflected by me is if it missed! However, I never said anyzing about cutting it in two! And just like zat, I have protected zis tomline from splitting.
 And now, as a parting gift, I shall reveal my name...
 ...Ali Xiphos, a member of Singularity.
 UH, I DIDN'T NEED YOUR TITLE AS WELL, DUDE.
 Anyway, I shall be retaining zese Yeezys and bringing zem to our base so we can use them to power our master's latest project.
 YOU'RE... GOING NOWHERE..! HANDS... OF THEM.. MOTHERF*ckin.. yeezys...

Aeon has been rekt.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 9:34am
Posted 2019/04/27 at 9:34am
#8
In the prison that L and Panny have been locked up...2 familiar faces show up

Rock man shadow appears along with the dos bots!

We are here to break you out!Dyna Man blow this fellow up!

Panny and L have escaped!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 9:50am Edited on 2019/04/27 at 9:55am
Posted 2019/04/27 at 9:50am Edited 2019/04/27 at 9:55am
#9
@NintendoPanda101 : I think this thread is dead
A copy of Razor blocked their path and removed all the possible escape routes.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 10:18am
Posted 2019/04/27 at 10:18am
#10
 I don't mean to be THAT guy, but are we there yet?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 10:29am Edited on 2019/04/27 at 10:35am
Posted 2019/04/27 at 10:29am Edited 2019/04/27 at 10:35am
#11
Razor charges his buster and used it
Razor is dashing towards Dyna Man...
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 12:12pm
Posted 2019/04/27 at 12:12pm
#12
The fog mentioned earlier slowly creeps towards their position...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 1:35pm
Posted 2019/04/27 at 1:35pm
#13
@Johnny B. Good : huh
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 2:29pm Edited on 2019/04/27 at 3:48pm
Posted 2019/04/27 at 2:29pm Edited 2019/04/27 at 3:48pm
#14
Collateral Aeon deals 43 Damage!
Critical Hit! Beetle Borg deals 36 Damage!
Drill Mole deals 27 Damage!

I... I cannot give up... Not now, not ever!

Turbo Yellow targets the full team, using more Spark Wheels!

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Turbo Yellow
Health: 67/188 | ATK: 183 v | DEF: 126 | SPD: 181 v
In the bar, two elf-like people- One in a blue tunic and one in a pink, royal dress- seem to be sitting alone in some form of booth before overhearing the radio.

A purple fog... I swear, a lot of strange things have been happening recently.

Beta Shadow and his team approaches the two Hyrulians.

Excuse me? Would you happen to know where to look for the Star Scepter?
The Star Scepter? That would be out west. However, a strange, appearance-shifting cave is known to keep out people trying to find it... I'd ask Link to help you out, but he's currently too stubborn to get up and do anything about it.
Well, EXCUSE me, princess, but I've worn myself out from the last few Smash battles. I kinda need this break.

Suddenly, a creature of sorts appears to Beta Team!

Pardon the intrusion, but what you just described was a Mystery Dungeon, which happens to be our specialty!

Another creature of sorts then comes along.

Wait, are you seriously thinking of helping these guys? We know nothing about this "Star Scepter", who these people are, and why they need it so badly!
Well, how is it so different from the other people we helped out?
Well, for starters, the fact that we only have half an hour before our portal home closes...
Hey, if you really need to go home, I can try to make you a portal to your home universe after we're done.
See? It'll be perfectly fine! Come on, it'll be fun!
...*Sigh* Alright, if you insist...
Thanks! So, who might you two be?
...Well...

...We are known as The Reincarnates, of the Expedition Society. I'm Bane, and this over here is my partner.
I'm Fortem! And who might you all be?

...Well... Hope you like a long role call...

...And by long I mean too long to fit in this one post. So, next one.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 4:04pm Edited on 2019/04/27 at 4:08pm
Posted 2019/04/27 at 4:04pm Edited 2019/04/27 at 4:08pm
#15
L and Panny walk into the bar,while Rock Man Shadow and Dos Man are securing the area,Hyper Storm H leaves the area annoyed by the fog...thinking it may have something to do with Proto Man Ds?He investigates ignoring the meeting between the evil energy incorporate.

Otherwise it seems as more memeholes are popping up...

(also salt dyna has bombs)
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 27th, 2019 at 10:55pm
Posted 2019/04/27 at 10:55pm
#16
Collateral Aeon dodgtes yet again!
Collateral Aeon, Beetle Borg, and Drill Mole attack!

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 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | Level 10 | Health: 168/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 28/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10)  | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 40/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 4:44am Edited on 2019/04/28 at 4:57am
Posted 2019/04/28 at 4:44am Edited 2019/04/28 at 4:57am
#17
They were all interrupted by another something unfamiliar
It was sucking up all of the the place including the buildings...

Razor (COPY) Self-destructed so they had a hard time escaping in time.
POYO!(This place seems perfect for desert)

Not bothering ok
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 7:57am
Posted 2019/04/28 at 7:57am
#18
Rockman Shadow notices the fellow
He attacks!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 8:30am
Posted 2019/04/28 at 8:30am
#19
The giant Kirby did nit flinch at all
In fact, he is making it worse
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 11:44am Edited on 2019/04/28 at 11:52am
Posted 2019/04/28 at 11:44am Edited 2019/04/28 at 11:52am
#20
The fog continue its approach, acting as a purple wall shrouding anything in its path. The fog is almost about to swallow the Giant Kirby whole!
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