Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
Posted on April 29th, 2019 at 4:03pmEdited on 2019/04/29 at 4:04pm
Posted 2019/04/29 at 4:03pmEdited 2019/04/29 at 4:04pm
#1
And the greatest part about that is that it didn't end there. The two of us continued on our adventures, with Bane having eventually made a visit to Xerneas to have HIS memories returned as well. After remembering who he was in the Human World, Xerneas apparently decided to help Bane to find a way to travel between our world and the Human World, as thanks for helping to save the world. Eventually, with help from Hoopa, Palkia, and a mysterious third party, they managed to create a link between the two worlds, creating an object known as the Epsilon Stone. It allowed not only Bane, but also myself to travel between the Human and Pokemon Worlds, as well as allowing Bane to change between Human and Pokemon form at will. After that, Bane decided to continue on his adventures in the Human World, while I cheered him on from the sidelines. His first returning travel was to a region known as Alola, where he helped form their first ever Pokemon League and became their first Champion, while also beating a team of troublemakers known as Team Skull along the way. And after that, he waited about 3 more years to do basically the same thing he did in Unova: See if anything changes, then see if he could take it on.
Needless to say, not much was different, and I managed to beat the League and become champion again. However, after that journey ended, I quickly found myself in a confrontation against Team Rainbow Rocket. The leader of Team Rocket- a group of Pokemon-snatchers-, Giovanni, decided to gather all the past leaders of villainous groups and try to take over Unova. However, I managed to step in and stop him. But, ever since that moment, I kinda felt... Fulfilled. I think I know why, but that itself is a long story. In any case, I decided to retire from Pokemon Leagues, and have moved on to basic exploring with Fortem. No leagues, no world-saving, just regular adventuring with no big goals to complete. Which leads us to how we got here... We were exploring a dungeon of sorts, when suddenly we found a rift in space and time. Fortem was curious about it, so we decided to check it out. Then we ended up in that town, and... Well, you know the rest.
tl;dr... > Bane regains memories of his life as a human > A journey was done to find a way to allow Bane to cross dimensions so that he could continue his journey as a Pokemon Trainer and come back to explore with Fortem at will. > Thanks to the PMD World Hoopa, Palkia, and Necrozma, an artifact known as the Epsilon Stone was created to allow both Bane and Fortem to travel between the Human and Pokemon World at will. (It doesn't work for them outside their world, however) > After that, Bane went through Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Ultra Moon. > And then what's happening now happened.
So, since we're all covered, shall we get going?
And so, our heroes are off... Not knowing that they aren't really going to get far. ...Or maybe they will. We'll see what happens.
Posted on April 30th, 2019 at 6:27amEdited on 2019/04/30 at 6:27am
Posted 2019/04/30 at 6:27amEdited 2019/04/30 at 6:27am
#6
The Magnet is pushed back!He swings back smashing random people in the face!He attempts to attract some people The Crusher puts his conveyor belt,smacking L Lets all just attack at once and get rid of them shall we?Alright Kirby!Im sick of you! Mega Water S uses....flaming water????Ok then
Posted on April 30th, 2019 at 2:23pmEdited on 2019/04/30 at 2:41pm
Posted 2019/04/30 at 2:23pmEdited 2019/04/30 at 2:41pm
#8
With the Omniverse destroyed, a mysterious man- no, DEITY- looks down on the Omniverse with displeasure of its sudden disappearance...
Hm, the servers seem to be down. Let me just fix that real quick...
And with the grace of the great deity, the Omniverse is reborn. Everyone who has died from Kirby's great s u c c has been revived... In fact, everyone who has died in this roleplay is back to life! Some other changes include...
> The Absurd Roleplay's universe/timeline/ect. count has been reset. There is now only 1 universe (and it is NOT within Kirby). ...Well, two, I guess, but nobody's going into the universe Enka created, I'm sure. > GRAND NOVA is not only alive again, but he also has his Wish Core and Meme Core back. > King K. Rool lost his Berserk Instinct and Epsilon Snow lost his Memelord SOUL, as the Memelord SOUL fragments of both Tomlines of Universe 2 have turned from 2 sets to 1. > Other changes are moreso dependent on everyone else. You control how this affects your characters. > The rest of the battle between Collateral Aeon and the Turbo Rangers will occur within a Pocket Dimension that will disappear when the battle is over. As soon as it is such, only THEN will the Omniversal Refresh affect him. Turbo Green > Scan > Trip
Turbo Black > Scan > Spook
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Turbo Green HP: 282/282| ATK: 366| DEF: 189| SPD: 363
Turbo Black HP: 282/282| ATK: 366| DEF: 189| SPD: 363
@Slimy Salt : Unfortunately, the Great Deity is immune to all attacks. In fact, he's in a realm only he himself can access.
Really, I just don't want the entire MMRPG Omniverse to be considered as just this roleplay. That's like saying there is no hope of there ever being a REAL roleplay in this community ever again.
Turbo Green is tripped up! SPD lowered! Turbo Green is enraged! ATK raised!
GO TURBO RANGERS!
The two targets Collateral Aeon and Beetle Borg, trying to run them over!
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Turbo Green HP: 282/282| ATK: 432 ^| DEF: 189| SPD: 301 v
Turbo Black HP: 282/282| ATK: 366| DEF: 189| SPD: 363Beta Team and the others find themselves back at where it all began... Which, since it was never SAID where it all began, let's just assume it's some grassy plains or something like that.
Huh? What just happened? I think the entire Omniverse was just destroyed. And then it was... Brought back somehow? Idk what just happened. Well, whatever happened, we should probably take some liberties to make sure it doesn't happen again. We'd be able to split up if K. Rool wasn't such a threat still-
WHAT THE !? What happened to my Berserk Instinct!? Huh. Well that's convenient. So just because I don't have my Berserk Instinct, it means I'm no longer a threat? You complete !
Well, if we can now go our separate ways, I guess I should try and find both the Alpha Seeds and Collateral Aeon. Hey, you just go and worry about those Alpha Seeds of yours. I'll go help out Collateral Aeon for you. H-hey, wait! What about us? We still need to get home somehow! Oh, come on, Bane! Let's just take this as an opportunity to learn a bit more about this world! ...Ever the optimist, aren't you, Fortem?
So, wait, what do the rest of us do for now? I'll tell you what you're NOT going to do: Survive unless you come with me. If you're going to be a part of this overpowered world, you're going to need the appropriate upgrades. Gamma Bolt, you're going to have to assist with the upgrades. Sounds good to me! Not you, Ninja Ghost. You and Bt are going to be part of the NEW DA universe, and I'm not letting any mary sues in there.
Well, you all have fun with that. I'm gonna go try to freeze the entire world again! ... What? Just because I promised to be a part of this team, doesn't mean I'm a good guy now! ...Whatever. What about you, Shadow? What will you be spending with your newly given free time? I don't know. I think I'm just going to relax for a bit. I've been through a lot, so I think I deserve a break.
And so, everyone went on their own separate ways. Zeta Light went off to find more Alpha Seeds while Eta Cosmic heads off to find Collateral Aeon. Delta Paradox and Gamma Bolt takes Beta Man, Sergeant Man, and Ninja Man to get upgraded, while Bt Ghost follows. Ninja Ghost scoffs about his lack of an OP upgrade and returns to his realm with the Nightmare Force and Spiritomb. Epsilon Snow heads off to try to freeze the world again, while Alpha Miser heads off to try and stop him. Bane and Fortem heads off to explore, and K. Rool goes off to sulk in his losses.
As for Beta Shadow, he takes off his helmet and decides to relax a bit.
No idea how long this peace will last, but it's a good peace to have.
"Ignorance is bliss I guess." "Yep, no one joined." "You did turn on the Censorship Machine?" "Of course, we wouldn't want to give bzzrt, bzzrt, bzzrt, or bzzrt PTSD." "Ah yeah, it actually works!" 1 "Attention all robots! This is your last chance!"
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