Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8195 Times
Turbo Green's attack is lowered! Beetle Ball deals 19 Damage to Turbo Green! Beetle Ball deals 21 Damage to Turbo Black! Drill Mole deals 35 Damage to Turbo Green!
So what if you defeated those two losers? Yeah! We're MORE than enough to take you on!
Turbo Green launches the Ivy Wheel at the entire team, attempting to inflict Poison!
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Turbo Green HP: 228/282| ATK: 304 v| DEF: 189| SPD: 301 v
Turbo Black HP: 261/282| ATK: 366| DEF: 189| SPD: 363Back at K. Rool's base of operations...
So, both the Wish Core and my powers are gone... No matter! I still have evil plans up my sleeves! I just need to find my Evil Energy sta- NANI!? It's... It's all gone! My Evil Energy is gone! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS!?Meanwhile...
...This has been taking WAY TOO LONG. *Picks up communicator* Copy Droid! Report to me what you found out already! ...Copy Droid, come in! ...You will ANSWER your majesty when he tells you to- King Wily, I assume? I'm afraid your little spy has become a part of my collection of souls. Who... Wait a minute, you're-! Ding, ding, ding. Congratulations, you just won on this episode of "Figuring out the Obvious"! Tell him what he's won, boys! Why, you just won yourself a free warning from Skull Reaper! You son of a . When my elite forces find you, they will- They. Will all. DIE. Just like every single Robot Master from that little planet you call your empire. And when I'm done with THEM... ...You're next, King Wily.
Skull Reaper destroys the communicator he stole from Copy Droid's lifeless body and warps away!
SKULL REAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
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Skull Reaper's Status (Should mention that he's been on a bit of a killing spree in-between appearances.)
1. Don't spam. 2. Don't steal control. 3. Those are the only 2 rules.
"Well then." REDACTED charges the generator! The generator powers the Burner Man generator! An enormous shake is created. Mega City was split in half! 9,000,000,000 gallons of Clorox was dumped into the ocean. The Burner Men powered on. "Okay, strange, a giant hole in the city, must be another Dr. Wily plan." Screens change the picture to several Mega City news stations. "Last man in Russia per-" "The Europeon Union is disbanded and breaks into ana-" "The oce- bzzrt bzzzrt bzzrt Do not bzzrt bzzrt bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrt" "I see their connection is bad?" The Burner Men begins destroying all vegetation by setting it on fire. Mega City loses most of its power, only the building advertisement screens keep their power. "Africa sink-" "Netherlands cr-" "Twenty hurricanes prepare towards Ch-" "Pollution increases 600000 perc" "There's just so much going on." "Our studies show that this is linked to F-" All of Earth's electricity stops moving. "Sigh, I have a feeling what is going on, but I'm not the janitor, they can ask for help if they need it." Yoshi2019 moves to North Korea.
Oh great... With all the Evil Energy gone, my back-up plans are all ruined!
As I expected... A lousy villain like always, K. Rool! Guys!? What are YOU all doing here!? To see how your little "Destruction of the MMRPG Omniverse" plan was doing. Needless to say, it was a flop, just as I thought it would be! Look at this dump you called your base. The heroes seem to trash it up good. In fact, *Points over to the Blast-o-Matic* I see you lost your little toy over there. You are a disgrace to video game villains everywhere. I LAUGH at your stupidity. What was your back-up plan, anyways? Want to steal bannanas from a bunch of dumb apes again? Hahaha, you're more of a joke than I am! And I'm supposed to be the funny guy around here! It's sad, really. You would've been a good villain, if you had some actual BRAINS!
Dr. Eggman!? I understand Marx, being a boss and all, but since when did HE become part of the Villains of Smash team!? Oh, he's not part of the Smash Villains team... We're ditching YOU to join a BETTER Villains alliance! New alliance!? What new alliance!? Why, MY alliance, of course. YOU!? You're in charge!? What can I say? I had experience leading a team... I also had experiences with taking over other people's properties. Which leads us straight to why we're TRULY here...
Suddenly, various minions begin storming K. Rool's base, kicking out all the Kremlings!
King K. Rool, your base will now be property of the Dark Alliance. You shall now be escorted from the premises. You can't do this to me! I am the GREAT King K. Rool, Kaptain of the Kremling Krew! Hmph. More like King K. DUNCE, captain of the idiots who don't even know what the letter "c" is. Please, give me a chance! I... I'm still a strong villain! I can be a powerful asset to your cause! A powerful villain with a brain the size of a pea! We have no room for such a pathetic villain. Now, GET OUT!
And so, K. Rool is kicked out of his own base.
There. Now that we got rid of the trash... Let's talk business, boys.
???:Well it's quite simple Kaptain. My liege wishes to get you back your ship, evil energy, base, powers, and more. In exchange, my liege wants your assistance in a upcoming war. And I'll be honest, I know you're probably thinking that I'm making nothing but false promises. I can prove that I speak the truth if you want.
Posted on May 2nd, 2019 at 11:40pmEdited on 2019/05/03 at 12:34am
Posted 2019/05/02 at 11:40pmEdited 2019/05/03 at 12:34am
#12
???:... ???:... ???:... ???:Ouch. Well...at least I know he wants the deal...
):How'd it go? C?M:(Corrupted ?)It went fine, just like the boss said.
: ...If it went fine...then where's the Kaptain? C?M: A strange figure that was either a ninja or a ghost took him. : *mummers*Just like the boss said... C?M: Huh? : Nothing...Oh! The boss needs ya to do him another favor! C?M: What kind of favor? : Lord if I know...He wants to tell you in private... C?M: Great... Well see ya in...a couple of days...I guess... : Hopefully...(If I live that long...)
Corrupted Bomb Man then proceeds to warp away in a orange light.
The figure looks at the Kremling base, soon to be remodeled. C?M simply laughs another jackal-like laugh and warps away in a bright-orange light. _______________________________________________________
King K. Rool jumps into the Memehole to find his ship.
...Well, not my problem. And neither is Jevil finding Trio, so whatever.Instead of the entire team, Rockman Shadow just finds Beta Shadow, who puts his helmet back on because why not. ...Well, actually the real reason is I'm not making any emotive mugshots for the helmetless Beta Shadow.
Posted on May 3rd, 2019 at 1:39pmEdited on 2019/05/03 at 1:47pm
Posted 2019/05/03 at 1:39pmEdited 2019/05/03 at 1:47pm
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Kirby sucked in the entire universe before it was fixed and some of them are non-existent And the Memehole is one of them the only way to access it is by going through Space and find Kirby (The black Hole) Then said character will instantly be sucked in.
With Beta Shadow and Co. Mewtwo tracked down Torchic Speaking isn't really my thing, I suppose I am a human being. And don't even think of fighting back...
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