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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 10:47am
Posted 2019/05/07 at 10:47am
#1
Something speeds by at a quick speed...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 11:04am Edited on 2019/05/07 at 11:11am
Posted 2019/05/07 at 11:04am Edited 2019/05/07 at 11:11am
#2
Also check my profile for my top 3 RM themes don't reply back

The thing was caught by OP Quick Man
And he gets slam into the ground...
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 12:01pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 12:01pm
#3
Yoshi gives Mighty the crystal necessary to activate the weapon.
"Now press this button for cofefe, this button for buttons, this button for total world destruction, and this button to do whatever you are thinking about wanting to do."
"Also, that would be 2 cents please."




Yoshi2019 calls MOSHIYEET.
"WHY AM I GETTING ALARMS THAT THE WEAPON WAS TAKEN?"
"Because it was."
"THEN STOP IT."
"But they're buying it."
""
The silence speaks for itself.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 12:13pm Edited on 2019/05/07 at 12:21pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 12:13pm Edited 2019/05/07 at 12:21pm
#4
The barrier has many layers require different key within the rock of the Omniverse he must search for them in order to access them

Also no excuses it is immune to everything but.
A coffee was spilled
On Yoshi and Mighty
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j
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 1:14pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 1:14pm
#5
Mighty pays up, and breaks all of the machine except the cofefe maker.
Why are you so hellbent on destroying the world?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 1:56pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 1:56pm
#6
The coffee and his tea was removed
Now he has to pay
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 2:19pm Edited on 2019/05/07 at 2:23pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 2:19pm Edited 2019/05/07 at 2:23pm
#7
Collateral Aeon deals 37 Damage to Turbo Green
Beetle Borg deals 26 Damage to Turbo Green
Drill Mole deals 30 Damage to Turbo Green

Well, I'm ed.
Hey, at least go down with dignity!

Turbo Green spams Ivy Wheel at the entire team!

I said dignity, not spasm.

---

Turbo Green
HP: 29/282 | ATK: 304 v | DEF: 189 | SPD: 301 v

Turbo Black
HP: 261/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
Suddenly, from the Memehole Jevil opened up, K. Rool's ship comes from out of nowhere, with K. Rool manning it!

Yah ha har! I may have lost my powers and my base, but as long as I have my ship, I'm still in my prime!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 2:25pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 2:25pm
#8
@Beta Shadow : Oh my!!!!
There is no Memehole Jevil has to actually get from Kirby from inside or K.Rool until then no real Memehole so he was kicked out

In fact, the Memehole is with the hidden weapons
??? Use Flash Stop to warp though it and enter the since Kirby spit it out onto the Càfe, where most of the things are The barrier unlocked
I make no sense do I
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 2:51pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 2:51pm
#9
A memehole is not a singular thing. They are basically wormholes that travel from one omniverse to another. With extreme power they can be opened,if closed.It takes a crap top of power to make one,and even more to make one to a new omniverse.
Some are more powerful, taking everything into the other omniverse. Basically just means if the omniverse where the person comes from is destroyed,they survive.Anyways...I'm just gonna stop before I reveal to much of my lore

The thing that got knocked over...starts...drilling into the ground?

Jevil apparently has missed the meeting.So he just goes and terrorizes some churches by telling th me there is a God. Just not the one they are thinking,and there are billions.
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j
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 2:57pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 2:57pm
#10
Suddenly, an entity seems to have been translated(copy/paste w/small edits) into this universe by the memehole!
The entity immediately starts seeking an appropriate place for its base of operation...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 2:57pm Edited on 2019/05/07 at 3:01pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 2:57pm Edited 2019/05/07 at 3:01pm
#11
You’re confusing me Nintendo
Also really why do something like that there’s probably something gonna delete that because if how religious it is

The Memehole envelopes both Jevil and K.Rool
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 3:14pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 3:14pm
#12
THATS NOT HOW MEMEHOLES WORK.OR WORMHOLES FOR THAT MATTER
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 3:21pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 3:21pm
#13
Ah and you avoid the worst of all go on you!!

A tracking device was tracking the hole
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 5:14pm Edited on 2019/05/07 at 5:46pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 5:14pm Edited 2019/05/07 at 5:46pm
#14
Collateral Aeon took 38 damage and was Poisoned, however that works in this battle engine!
Collateral Aeon took 35 damage!
Beetle Borg took 18 damage! Beetle Borg was rekt!
Drill Mole took 24 damage and was Poisoned!
CRITICAL DEFENSE! Drill Mole took 11 damage!

Collateral Aeon uses Healing Tide on himself, and recovers 100 health!
Drill Mole attacks Turbo Green!

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 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | (Poisoned) | Level 10 | Health: 135/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: -12/50 (KO'd) | ATK: 40 (30 + 10)  | DEF: 85 (75 + 10) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | (Poisoned) | Level 4 | Health: 5/45 (DANGER!) | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
Parallel Aeon 1 starts wondering what happened to the 7th Super Gear.
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 5:34pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 5:34pm
#15
"Hellbent, let me look up that word."

"Think about it. If your goal is to destroy the world, what do you really have to lose?"
"Also that's kind of in our contract."
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 5:46pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 5:46pm
#16
Poison deals a small amount of damage each turn for the rest of the battle.

Hey there. Collateral Aeon, correct?

Suddenly, Eta Cosmic arrives on the scene!

You seem to have one member down. Want me to fill in for them, or will you be able to handle yourselves?
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 8:02pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 8:02pm
#17
 I'm good, I'll just revive him next turn.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 8th, 2019 at 1:44am
Posted 2019/05/08 at 1:44am
#18
Being the sneaky tracking device
It went inside to retrieve the *Golden Meme*

It will send a portal after it locates it...

* = I need input from Beta if I'm allowed to seek it (like copyrights)
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j
 
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Posted on May 8th, 2019 at 6:51am
Posted 2019/05/08 at 6:51am
#19
The entity takes a remote asteroid and turns it into a huge space mansion, which took it roughly half a second.
Meanwhile, Mighty is unamused by Yoshi2019's response.
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Radiated Wraith
 
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Posted on May 8th, 2019 at 9:38am Edited on 2019/05/08 at 10:38am
Posted 2019/05/08 at 9:38am Edited 2019/05/08 at 10:38am
#20
C-Fire Man snaps out of his sudden sleep and vents his heat, causing a heat wave to disperse from him.


...
Stats must be scanned...
HP:?? ATK:?? DEF:?? SPE:?? WE:?? ???: ??C
___________________________
._. So...Beta Shadow was it? How's it going?
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