Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Let's start!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 8196 Times
Yoshi gives Mighty the crystal necessary to activate the weapon. "Now press this button for cofefe, this button for buttons, this button for total world destruction, and this button to do whatever you are thinking about wanting to do." "Also, that would be 2 cents please."
Yoshi2019 calls MOSHIYEET. "WHY AM I GETTING ALARMS THAT THE WEAPON WAS TAKEN?" "Because it was." "THEN STOP IT." "But they're buying it." "" The silence speaks for itself.
Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 2:19pmEdited on 2019/05/07 at 2:23pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 2:19pmEdited 2019/05/07 at 2:23pm
#7
Collateral Aeon deals 37 Damage to Turbo Green Beetle Borg deals 26 Damage to Turbo Green Drill Mole deals 30 Damage to Turbo Green
Well, I'm ed. Hey, at least go down with dignity!
Turbo Green spams Ivy Wheel at the entire team!
I said dignity, not spasm.
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Turbo Green HP: 29/282| ATK: 304 v| DEF: 189| SPD: 301 v
Turbo Black HP: 261/282| ATK: 366| DEF: 189| SPD: 363Suddenly, from the Memehole Jevil opened up, K. Rool's ship comes from out of nowhere, with K. Rool manning it!
Yah ha har! I may have lost my powers and my base, but as long as I have my ship, I'm still in my prime!
@Beta Shadow : Oh my!!!! There is no Memehole Jevil has to actually get from Kirby from inside or K.Rool until then no real Memehole so he was kicked out
In fact, the Memehole is with the hidden weapons ??? Use Flash Stop to warp though it and enter the since Kirby spit it out onto the Càfe, where most of the things are The barrier unlocked I make no sense do I
A memehole is not a singular thing. They are basically wormholes that travel from one omniverse to another. With extreme power they can be opened,if closed.It takes a crap top of power to make one,and even more to make one to a new omniverse. Some are more powerful, taking everything into the other omniverse. Basically just means if the omniverse where the person comes from is destroyed,they survive.Anyways...I'm just gonna stop before I reveal to much of my lore
The thing that got knocked over...starts...drilling into the ground?
Jevil apparently has missed the meeting.So he just goes and terrorizes some churches by telling th me there is a God. Just not the one they are thinking,and there are billions.
Suddenly, an entity seems to have been translated(copy/paste w/small edits) into this universe by the memehole! The entity immediately starts seeking an appropriate place for its base of operation...
Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 5:14pmEdited on 2019/05/07 at 5:46pm
Posted 2019/05/07 at 5:14pmEdited 2019/05/07 at 5:46pm
#14
Collateral Aeon took 38 damage and was Poisoned, however that works in this battle engine! Collateral Aeon took 35 damage! Beetle Borg took 18 damage!Beetle Borg was rekt! Drill Mole took 24 damage and was Poisoned! CRITICAL DEFENSE!Drill Mole took 11 damage!
Collateral Aeon uses Healing Tide on himself, and recovers 100 health! Drill Mole attacks Turbo Green!
The entity takes a remote asteroid and turns it into a huge space mansion, which took it roughly half a second.Meanwhile, Mighty is unamused by Yoshi2019's response.
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