Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:
Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP. If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.
1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account. 2. Create a new document. 3. Type all that nuts. 4. Click on share and go to advanced. 5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access. 6. Save. 7. Copy the link. 8. Paste.
Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.
Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"
Make up as many characters as you want!
Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm Viewed 7993 Times
Drill Mole deals 29 Damage to Turbo Green! Turbo Green is rekt!
It may be just you against me, but I can handle it!
Turbo Black tries to run over Drill Mole!
Turbo Black HP: 261/282| ATK: 366| DEF: 189| SPD: 363Meanwhile...
Alright, we bid our time long enough. I think it's high time to STRIKE. Marx, you remember what I told you, yes? Yep! I am supposed to summon forth an entity known as GRAND NOVA and wish for all villains to be immortal and unkillable, correct? And HOW do you summon him? ...Um... OH! I have to collect the 7 Power Stars and use the Ancient Language™ to both summon him and make the wish, right? Good. The rest of you, spread out and take over as much territory as possible, and try to make a few allies along the way. And if ANY of you see a hero... Take them out.
Posted on May 13th, 2019 at 1:25pmEdited on 2019/05/13 at 1:35pm
Posted 2019/05/13 at 1:25pmEdited 2019/05/13 at 1:35pm
Drill Mole dodges! Collateral Aeon took 5 damage from the Poison! Drill Mole took 4 damage from the Poison!
Collateral Aeon uses Healing Tide on Beetle Borg!Beetle Borg was revived! Drill Mole casts Mole Rush on Turbo Black! (three attacks at once on a single target, only each individual attack does 10 less damage than a regular attack, and they're slightly easier to dodge)
Alternate Aeon starts looking for the 4th Sol Needle, only to realize it's already been pulled! You know, unless I already posted this kind of thing.Parallel Aeon 1 is STILL theorizing as to how he's going to retrieve the seventh Super Gear.
Your plan doesn't work. The 'heroes' would just exploit the fact that good and evil do not exist. Therefore, the only way to be invincible is to do bad things for the sake of doing bad things and with no other motivation, which is impossible to do intentionally while keeping your sanity."
Meanwhile, Trimarc has been spying on the conversation, using Dhankon's power to turn himself invisible. He then warps out and heads to his new home base which happens to be where followers of the Memelord used to prepare to wage war or whatever.
also, trimarc doesn't constantly talk in Bold letters anymore because that shtick got annoying fast
Dark Aliance, eh? I guess that doesn't sound TOO bad. I could probably overwhelm them with memes upon memes, but I won't, because this seems rather interesting to me. Either way, those guys are probably only going to get 5 of those things, because if I recall, Aeon- ...y'know, come to think of it, aren't ALL of my alternate universe counterparts named "Aeon" with some word at the start of their name, except for that one guy whose name was just "Aeon".
Trimarc continues to ponder the nature of the naming patter-
Also, quit calling me that! The name is P-A-R-A-L-L-E-L A-E-O-N 2. Not "Trimarc" or whatever kind of crap you came up with!
Look man, you can keep the name Trimarc, or I can probably just rename you to something stupid like "Springtrap's Father's Brother's Nephew's Counsin's Former Roommate's Pet Spider's Aunt's Alternate Universe Counterpart's Overlord's Fridge's Uncle's Stove's Killer's Copy of Pokemon Diamond's Version of Palkia's Cookie's Acenstor's Flower Pot's Home Country's-"
oh god i need to breath dammit rsb why did you make me say so many things all in trhe same sentence you mothe-
Ugh, fine, whatever, I'll answer to both PA2 and Trimarc, just don't make people call me by that unodecilion-word name! For Dhankon's sakes, man, if I wanted to hear you recite every single word in the dictionary, I think I woulda asked, so really, your performance is SERIOUSLY Hit or Miss right now!
You know what, fine, you win this round. Oh and uh, by the way, I'd spoil the death of someone to you, but I'd rather see what the reaction of other characters would be.
Wait, "other characters"? What do you MEAN, "OTHER CHA-"
Right, let's just end this post here, I think we're starting to reach the text limit. At least somewhat.