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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2019
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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THE WORLD
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Posted on May 12th, 2019 at 3:06am
Posted 2019/05/12 at 3:06am
#1
orb follow and attacked!
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Mighty
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Posted on May 12th, 2019 at 8:08am
Posted 2019/05/12 at 8:08am
#2
I'm not ordering...
Mighty then teleports Rockman Shadow and himself to wherever they were headed!
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THE WORLD
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Posted on May 12th, 2019 at 8:31am
Posted 2019/05/12 at 8:31am
#3
What brings you here
The place is where Remix Man is
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Mighty
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Posted on May 12th, 2019 at 8:35am Edited on 2019/05/12 at 8:37am
Posted 2019/05/12 at 8:35am Edited 2019/05/12 at 8:37am
#4
No idea, actually. I just teleported to wherever Rockman Shadow was headed, so he should be able to answer?
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THE WORLD
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Posted on May 12th, 2019 at 8:43am
Posted 2019/05/12 at 8:43am
#5
The place was actually a stadium
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Yoshi2019
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Posted on May 12th, 2019 at 5:32pm
Posted 2019/05/12 at 5:32pm
#6
MOSHIYEET reconsiders life.
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on May 12th, 2019 at 5:42pm
Posted 2019/05/12 at 5:42pm
#7
Drill Mole deals 29 Damage to Turbo Green! Turbo Green is rekt!

It may be just you against me, but I can handle it!

Turbo Black tries to run over Drill Mole!

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Turbo Black
HP: 261/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
Meanwhile...

Alright, we bid our time long enough. I think it's high time to STRIKE.
Marx, you remember what I told you, yes?
Yep! I am supposed to summon forth an entity known as GRAND NOVA and wish for all villains to be immortal and unkillable, correct?
And HOW do you summon him?
...Um... OH! I have to collect the 7 Power Stars and use the Ancient Languageā„¢ to both summon him and make the wish, right?
Good. The rest of you, spread out and take over as much territory as possible, and try to make a few allies along the way. And if ANY of you see a hero... Take them out.
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Yoshi2019
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Posted on May 12th, 2019 at 8:08pm
Posted 2019/05/12 at 8:08pm
#8
"And in the instance in which villains have important issues to deal with amongst each other, what would happen then Marx?

Oh sorry, I don't think I have given a proper introduction.

My name is bzzrt but the Censorship Machine won't let you say my name, so just call me Insane.

Explain your cause in detail, and I will consider giving you aid."
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THE WORLD
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Posted on May 13th, 2019 at 1:38am
Posted 2019/05/13 at 1:38am
#9
Remix Man tells him how his life is depressing
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on May 13th, 2019 at 1:25pm Edited on 2019/05/13 at 1:35pm
Posted 2019/05/13 at 1:25pm Edited 2019/05/13 at 1:35pm
#10
Drill Mole dodges!
Collateral Aeon took 5 damage from the Poison!
Drill Mole took 4 damage from the Poison!

Collateral Aeon uses Healing Tide on Beetle Borg! Beetle Borg was revived!
Drill Mole casts Mole Rush on Turbo Black! (three attacks at once on a single target, only each individual attack does 10 less damage than a regular attack, and they're slightly easier to dodge)

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 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | (Poisoned) | Level 10 | Health: 135/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 43/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 85 (75 + 10) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | (Poisoned) | Level 4 | Health: 1/45 (DANGER!) | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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THE WORLD
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Posted on May 13th, 2019 at 1:38pm
Posted 2019/05/13 at 1:38pm
#11
Actually scrap that they were in the core universe
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on May 14th, 2019 at 3:45pm
Posted 2019/05/14 at 3:45pm
#12
Rockman Shadow welcomes mighty to a random place in the middle of space. But to be honest everywhere in this godforsaken roleplay looks like that.

Rockman Shadow doesnt feel so good

Compass Man is...somewhere nearby.
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THE WORLD
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Posted on May 15th, 2019 at 1:46am
Posted 2019/05/15 at 1:46am
#13
7 bombs were following Rockman Shadow and Mighty
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Mighty
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Posted on May 15th, 2019 at 3:10am Edited on 2019/05/15 at 3:11am
Posted 2019/05/15 at 3:10am Edited 2019/05/15 at 3:11am
#14
Mighty detonates the bombs while a safe distance away, and asks Rockman Shadow what's wrong.
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THE WORLD
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Posted on May 15th, 2019 at 3:15am
Posted 2019/05/15 at 3:15am
#15
They didn't stop coming though it was still following it.
But Every time they get more stronger
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NintendoPanda101
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Posted on May 19th, 2019 at 3:16pm
Posted 2019/05/19 at 3:16pm
#16
AH!...Sorry...I'm just...zoning out....
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THE WORLD
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Posted on May 20th, 2019 at 1:42am
Posted 2019/05/20 at 1:42am
#17
The Bombs blew up from a Black Hole in the middle of space
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on May 20th, 2019 at 4:30am
Posted 2019/05/20 at 4:30am
#18
Alternate Aeon starts looking for the 4th Sol Needle, only to realize it's already been pulled!
You know, unless I already posted this kind of thing.
Parallel Aeon 1 is STILL theorizing as to how he's going to retrieve the seventh Super Gear.
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Yoshi2019
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Posted on May 20th, 2019 at 10:36am
Posted 2019/05/20 at 10:36am
#19
"Huh, I feel nice today. I'll help you anyways.

Your plan doesn't work. The 'heroes' would just exploit the fact that good and evil do not exist. Therefore, the only way to be invincible is to do bad things for the sake of doing bad things and with no other motivation, which is impossible to do intentionally while keeping your sanity."
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on May 22nd, 2019 at 3:04pm
Posted 2019/05/22 at 3:04pm
#20
Meanwhile, Trimarc has been spying on the conversation, using Dhankon's power to turn himself invisible. He then warps out and heads to his new home base which happens to be where followers of the Memelord used to prepare to wage war or whatever.
also, trimarc doesn't constantly talk in Bold letters anymore because that shtick got annoying fast
 Dark Aliance, eh? I guess that doesn't sound TOO bad. I could probably overwhelm them with memes upon memes, but I won't, because this seems rather interesting to me. Either way, those guys are probably only going to get 5 of those things, because if I recall, Aeon-
 ...y'know, come to think of it, aren't ALL of my alternate universe counterparts named "Aeon" with some word at the start of their name, except for that one guy whose name was just "Aeon".

Trimarc continues to ponder the nature of the naming patter-

 Also, quit calling me that! The name is P-A-R-A-L-L-E-L A-E-O-N 2. Not "Trimarc" or whatever kind of crap you came up with!

Look man, you can keep the name Trimarc, or I can probably just rename you to something stupid like "Springtrap's Father's Brother's Nephew's Counsin's Former Roommate's Pet Spider's Aunt's Alternate Universe Counterpart's Overlord's Fridge's Uncle's Stove's Killer's Copy of Pokemon Diamond's Version of Palkia's Cookie's Acenstor's Flower Pot's Home Country's-"

oh god i need to breath dammit rsb why did you make me say so many things all in trhe same sentence you mothe-

 Ugh, fine, whatever, I'll answer to both PA2 and Trimarc, just don't make people call me by that unodecilion-word name! For Dhankon's sakes, man, if I wanted to hear you recite every single word in the dictionary, I think I woulda asked, so really, your performance is SERIOUSLY Hit or Miss right now!

You know what, fine, you win this round. Oh and uh, by the way, I'd spoil the death of someone to you, but I'd rather see what the reaction of other characters would be.

 Wait, "other characters"? What do you MEAN, "OTHER CHA-"

Right, let's just end this post here, I think we're starting to reach the text limit. At least somewhat.
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